"Well, Dick, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple. I…"

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) 17.8s 14 views Rated PG-13

Well, Dick, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple.

I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

And nobody can hang with my stuff.

You know, I'm just a big, hairy, American winning machine.

If you ain't first, you're last. You know what I'm talking about?

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