A couple of dumb kids running around. We're not that young. Hell of a…

Erroneous! Erroneous. Erroneous on both counts.

Jay! I figured it out! Whoo! - Okay, so... - Whoa! This plan is…

"P.C. Load letter"? What the fuck does that mean? What the--

Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up…

Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars? I'll tell you…

Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make…

T... t... t... today, junior!

If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go…

BANE: So you came back to die with your city. No. l came back…

Okay, everyone... ...prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law. Get…

When life gives you lemons, just say, "Fuck the lemons," and bail.

So, I never went back to work for Lieutenant Dan, though he did take…

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. What?

Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine... ...that my last words... ...were: "I'm on…

I'm Ricky Bobby. Christmas is right around the corner... ...and what better gift to…

"Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho."