A couple of dumb kids running around. We're not that young. Hell of a…

Erroneous! Erroneous. Erroneous on both counts.

Jay! I figured it out! Whoo! - Okay, so... - Whoa! This plan is…

"P.C. Load letter"? What the fuck does that mean? What the--

Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up…

Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars? I'll tell you…

And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine... ...that my last words... ...were: "I'm on…

Shoot the glass.

-Just hold on. -Derek, for your birthday. . . . ..we thought we'd roll…

Toga party. Toga party. We're on double secret probation, whatever that is. We can't…

BANE: So you came back to die with your city. No. l came back…

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... And you…

- You read the Bible, Brett? - Yes! Well, there's this passage I got…

Bend those knees. Remember now, it's all in the hips. You're doing great. It's…

Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumping around all…

Women weaken legs.

Marriage is like that show, Everybody Loves Raymond, but it's not funny. All the…

A guy told me one time: "Don't get attached to anything you can't walk…