A couple of dumb kids running around. We're not that young. Hell of a…

Erroneous! Erroneous. Erroneous on both counts.

Jay! I figured it out! Whoo! - Okay, so... - Whoa! This plan is…

"P.C. Load letter"? What the fuck does that mean? What the--

Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up…

Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars? I'll tell you…

BANE: So you came back to die with your city. No. l came back…

My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know…

"Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho."

It's not so funny meow, is it?

Say "what" again! I dare ya! I double dare you, motherfucker! - Say "what"…

- Pull yourself together, man. - Not at the table, Carlos.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? - Hell, no! - Germans?

I asked him to be my best man. Great! That's awesome. That was the…

"Good morning." "There are no hands on the clock." "Why?" "Because they're not needed."…

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

When you love each other, you get married and have a baby. Where do…

This town deserves a better class of criminal... ...and I'm gonna give it to…