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"I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber on Melody Lane... ...with all…"

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (1989) 36.1s 25 views Rated PG-13 Staff Favorite

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I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber on Melody Lane...
...with all the other rich people, and I want him right here.
With a big ribbon on his head.
I wanna look him straight in the eye and tell him...
...what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing...
...low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed...
...ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless...
...ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless...
...heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped...
...worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!
Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

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