"With a big ribbon on his head. I wanna look him straight in the…"

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (1989) 25.0s 20 views Rated PG-13

With a big ribbon on his head.

I wanna look him straight in the eye and tell him...

...what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing...

...low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed...

...ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless...

...heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped...

...worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!