"I'm Ricky Bobby. Christmas is right around the corner... ...and what better gift to…"

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006) 24.9s 22 views Rated PG-13 Staff Favorite

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I'm Ricky Bobby. Christmas is right around the corner...
...and what better gift to give a loved one...
...than the Jackhawk 9000?
Available at Wal-Mart.
When you work on your mysterious lady-part stuff...
...you should have the right tools too. So that's why you should use...
...Maypax, the official tampon of nascar.
I'm Ricky Bobby.
If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
Prune candy.

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