Dialogue
- I'm Ricky Bobby. Christmas is right around the corner...
- ...and what better gift to give a loved one...
- ...than the Jackhawk 9000?
- Available at Wal-Mart.
- When you work on your mysterious lady-part stuff...
- ...you should have the right tools too. So that's why you should use...
- ...Maypax, the official tampon of nascar.
- I'm Ricky Bobby.
- If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you.
- Prune candy.
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