Dialogue
- Well, Dick, here's the deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple.
- I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
- And nobody can hang with my stuff.
- You know, I'm just a big, hairy, American winning machine.
- If you ain't first, you're last. You know what I'm talking about?
- That phrase is trademarked...
- ...not to be used without permission of Ricky Bobby Inc.
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