"Oh, my God. Isn't it weird, though, when you have a kid and all…"

Knocked Up (2007) 112.5s 75 views Rated R Staff Favorite

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Isn't it weird, though, when you have a kid and all your dreams and hopes; just go right out the window?; What changed for you? What went out the window? What plans?; You do everything exactly the same.; No, I mean, I love what I'm doing. Like, say...; Okay, say, you know, before you're married and have children,; you wanna go live in India for a year.; You can do it. But you can't do it once you have a family.; You wanna go live in India? I don't wanna go live in India.; Do you want to go to India? Go to India! Seriously, go to India.; What about you? Do you want to go to India?; I'm not going to India. You can go to India.; I get what he's talking about.; You know, honestly, like, when I found out about...; I totally, like, I just had this flash of me, like in a white Ford Bronco,; and I'm just hauling ass for Canada, man.; The chopper's taping the whole thing, and I just...; I bust through the border and I'm a free man!; That's all I kept thinking, man.; You know what I'm saying? It was a flash!; Wait. What do you mean? What are you... Don't look at me.; We can talk about our fears here. pete: It's not like he did it.; I mean, honestly, like, if Doc Brown screeched up in front of you in the DeLorean.; Open the door, he's like,; "Hey, Allison, come on. I got the car here. What do you wanna do?"; No part of your brain would have been, like, "You know, maybe we'll go back; "to that night and I would maybe put a condom on Ben's dick."; You never got that flash? No.; And I don't know what you're talking about.; "Where we're going, we don't need roads."
Ben: Exactly. You wouldn't do that?; I don't know who Doc Brown is.; What are you talking about?; Doc Brown is the guy who's Christopher Lloyd.; He invented the DeLorean, the time machine.; He's the one who made the time machine. What?
Pete: It's the time machine. Everyone has the time machine image.; Hey. I have a really good idea.; Why don't the two of you get into your time machine,; go back in time and fuck each other?; Who needs a time machine?; This is my time machine!; I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean, gun it to '88.