Dialogue
- Thanks for warning me, man.
- I just walked into a fucking buzz saw. She rejected me.
- 'Cause you, for some insane reason,
- told Debbie that I did mushrooms with you in Vegas!
- She gets mad 'cause I smoke pot!
- Now I'm upping it to fucking psychedelics! Thanks!
- Really? I thought she'd take you back.
- You know why she just rejected me?
- 'Cause you're such a shitty husband,
- she thinks I'm gonna turn into a shitty husband.
- Happy Birthday to you
- Happy Birthday to you
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