Dialogue
- Marriage is like that show, Everybody Loves Raymond,
- but it's not funny.
- All the problems are the same, but it's...
- You know, instead of all the funny, pithy dialog,
- everybody's just really pissed off and tense.
- Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond.
- But it doesn't last 22 minutes.
- It lasts forever.
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