Dialogue
- Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
- Well, snap out of it! What? A hot older woman made you feel her cans?
- - Stop crying like a little girl. - I wasn't crying like a little girl.
- Try getting jacked off under the table in front of the family...
- ...and have some real problems. Jackass.
- What were they like? They look pretty good. Are they real?
- Are they built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do with them?
- Motorboat? You play the motorboat? Pbbbbt.
- You motorboating son of a bitch. You old sailor, you.
- Where is she? She still in the house?
- What is wrong with you?
- What do you want?
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