Dialogue
- Fuck, I didn't even want to bring it up. It's just...
- - it's stupid. - Shit with me?
- You know, people say shit. I don't even know.
- I don't even listen to it half the time.
- What are they saying?
- Shit about you and your cousin or something like that.
- I don't even listen to it.
- Oh, bro, it's not like that.
- It's not like that.
- Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit. No?
- Yeah, my wife. Yeah.
- My wife is my cousin, or whatever.
- But it's not like what you think, or whatever, you know.
- Is she like a first cousin, or is she...
- Yeah, no, she's, you know...
- Her... Her father
- is the brother of my mom.
- It's not like, what... You know.
- Look, we grew up together.
- And she grew up hot, you know. She fucking grew up hot.
- And all my friends were trying to fuck her, you know.
- And I'm not gonna let someone...
- You know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin,
- so, you know, I used the cousin thing
- as like an in with her.
- I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin.
- You know, if anyone's gonna fuck my cousin,
- it's gonna be me, out of respect. You know?
- No, I get it. Yeah.
- I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right?
- - What? Having kids with her? - Yeah.
- No. We have two kids.
- And they're... I mean...
- I don't want to get personal, but they're okay?
- No, they're not retarded or anything like that.
- But there's a big chance, right, if...
- Yeah, there's like a 60%, you know,
- 60 to 65% chance the kid's gonna be fucking retarded or whatever.
- That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy.
- Look, man, a lot of having a kid, or whatever, takes risk,
- whether you're fucking cousins or not.
- What if something like that happened?
- Basically, you know, if the kid was retarded,
- I would, you know, drive it up to the country
- and just, like, you know, open the door and say,
- "You're free now." You know, like, "Run free."
- You know?
- You're completely fucking with me.
- That's horrible. You're not gonna...
- You look like you've... No.
- We would take it to, like, an institution or somewhere
- that's handled to, like, you know,
- raise the kid or whatever.
- You know what? If you're happy, God bless you, buddy.
- No, I'm not fucking happy.
- No one who's married is fucking happy.
- Well, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy.
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