"- Wow, that's something. - So what did you get up to? You know,…"

The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005) 52.9s 9 views Rated R

- Wow, that's something. - So what did you get up to?

You know, I just kind of hung out. I was...

God, Friday, when I went home...

I really wanted an egg-salad sandwich.

And I was just obsessing about it and I was like:

"Man, I'm gonna make one of those. "

So Saturday I went out and I got, like, a dozen eggs...

and I boiled them all and then I just...

I spent, I don't know, probably three hours...

like, three-and-a-half hours making...

you know, the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika...

and, you know, all the accoutrement.

And then, by the time I was done...

I just really didn't feel like eating it.

- I can imagine. - And I didn't have any bread.

So, you know, it was pretty good. It was a good weekend.

- Sounds pretty awesome. - Yeah, it was fine.

Sounds really fun.

- Cool. - Cool.

Cool, cool.