Dialogue
- -Just hold on. -Derek, for your birthday. . .
- . ..we thought we'd roll out. . .
- . ..a once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity.
- Happy birthday' Derek.
- Music.
- Prestige Worldwide' wide, wide, wide.
- Prestige Worldwide.
- -The first word in entertainment. -First word.
- -Management. -Financial portfolios.
- -lnsurance. -Computers.
- -Black leather gloves. -Research and development.
- Putting in the man-hours to study the science of what you need.
- Last week we put Liquid Paper on a bee. . .
- . ..and it died.
- -Security. -Security.
- -And-- -And.
- -Possibly you. -Possibly you.
- -Oh' this is classic. This is-- -We'd like to present. . .
- . ..the world premiere of Prestige Worldwide's first music video. . .
- . ..by our first act, Huff and Doback.
- -Roll it. -Roll it.
- Pay close attention, Dad. It's gonna look familiar.
- -This is-- This is perfect. -Is that my boat?
- Yes, it is.
- What are you doing on my boat?
- The Niña, the Pinta The Santa Maria
- I'll do you in the bottom While you're drinking sangria
- Nachos and Lemonheads On my dad's boat
- You won't go down 'Cause my dick can float
- We sail around the world And go port to port
- Every time I come I produce a quart
- That is offensive. Brennan, Dale.
- I gotta have me my boats and ho's
- Deadliest Catch without the crabs
- We're almost out of gas Call the Arabs
- PuIl up the anchor 'Cause we're leaving dry land
- Get below deck With a dick in your hand
- Boats and ho's Boats and ho's
- I gotta have me my boats and ho's
- Are you ready for some world-cIass vocaIization?
- -Get a partner. -Wait a minute.
- -Who's steering the boat? -Dad, please shut up.
- Please shut up!
- Yeah!
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