"I venture you've heard that I'm going to prison. Yeah. No, we all did.…"

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I venture you've heard that I'm going to prison.
Yeah. No, we all did. I just didn't wanna bring it up first, that's all.
Come on. They're probably sending you to some Club Fed prison.
You'll be playing tennis and golf, you know.
- I'm going to be attending San Quentin. -They're sending you to San Quentin?
Oh.
- What? -Oh, God!
They fucking in San Quentin.
- Oh. -Everybody gets the dick.
I don't want it.
You're not gonna get it. You'll be in for three months.
I'm gonna be there for 10 years.
Goddamn! Ten years?
- Oh! Oh! -Why do you say it like that?
It's not as bad as I've heard, is it?
If you heard everybody fucking, it is. That's how bad it is.
I didn't hear that part.
They might as well call it San Fucking, man.
I don't wish that on my worst enemy. You talking about bad? That's bad.

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