Dialogue
- Could you take a look at my penis?
- Go ahead. Let me see it.
- - Sorry. - That's all right. Take it out.
- Good.
- - You barely looked at it. - It's a good-looking dick, Peter.
- - Beautiful dick. - Do you think maybe while I'm here,
- - I could get some blood work? - Peter!
- Your girlfriend dumped you, right? Are you hurting? Are you hurt?
- Stop it. Stop crying. Use your dick. Keep fucking. Fuck everything that moves.
- Just wear a condom.
- Listen, I'm backed up, I got a lot of kids. I gotta go, okay?
- You want something? You want a balloon? You want a lolly?
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