Dialogue
- What do you believe in then?
- Well, I believe in the soul,
- the cock, the pussy,
- the small of a woman's back,
- the hanging curveball, high fiber, good Scotch,
- that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap.
- I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
- I believe there oughta be a constitutional amendment
- outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.
- I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography,
- opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve,
- and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
- Good night.
- Oh, my.
- Crash.
- Hey, Annie, what's all this molecule stuff?