|00:00:17||[Cheerful instrumental music]|
|00:02:56||All right, what's it going to be?|
|00:02:58||A Triple Cream Cup for Christopher.|
|00:03:00||A Squelchy Snorter for Otis.|
|00:03:03||A Sizzler for June Marie. And listen.|
|00:03:06||BILL: Wonka's got a new one today.
CHILDREN: What is it?|
|00:03:09||This is called a Scrumdiddleumptious Bar.|
How does he do it?|
|00:03:15||- My boy, do you ask a fish how it swims?
|00:03:18||BILL: Or a bird how it flies?|
|00:03:19||No sirree, you don't.
They do it because they were born to do it.|
|00:03:22||Just like Willy Wonka
was born to be a candy man...|
|00:03:26||and you look like
you were born to be a Wonkerer.|
|00:03:29||[Singing] Who can take the sunrise|
|00:03:32||Sprinkle it with dew|
|00:03:36||Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two?|
|00:03:39||The Candy Man.|
|00:03:43||[Singing] The Candy Man can|
|00:03:46||The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love|
|00:03:49||And makes the world taste good|
|00:03:53||Who can take a rainbow|
|00:03:57||Wrap it in a sigh|
|00:04:00||Soak it in the sun
And make the strawberry-lemon pie?|
|00:04:04||CHILDREN: The Candy Man?
BILL: The Candy Man.|
|00:04:08||The Candy Man can.|
|00:04:11||[Singing] The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love|
|00:04:14||And makes the world taste good|
|00:04:18||Willy Wonka makes|
|00:04:19||Everything he bakes|
|00:04:21||Satisfying and delicious|
|00:04:25||Talk about your childhood wishes|
|00:04:28||You can even eat the dishes|
|00:04:35||[Lively instrumental music]|
|00:04:42||[Singing] Who can take tomorrow|
|00:04:44||Dip it in a dream|
|00:04:47||Separate the sorrow
and collect up all the cream?|
|00:04:50||BILL: The Candy Man
CHILDREN: Willy Wonka can|
|00:04:54||The Candy Man can|
|00:04:58||The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love|
|00:05:02||And makes the world taste good|
|00:05:07||And the world tastes good|
|00:05:10||'Cause the Candy Man thinks it should|
|00:05:35||CHARLIE: Hi, Mr. Jopeck.|
|00:05:37||MR. JOPECK: Come along, Charlie.
|00:05:41||CHARLIE: It's payday, Mr. Jopeck.
MR. JOPECK: You're right.|
|00:05:45||MR. JOPECK: There you are.
|00:05:48||Say hello to your Grandpa Joe.|
|00:05:53||[Fast-paced instrumental music]|
|00:06:06||[Eerie instrumental music]|
|00:06:33||THE TINKER: " Up the airy mountain|
|00:06:36||" Down the rushing glen|
|00:06:38||" We dare not go a-hunting|
|00:06:41||" For fear of little men"|
|00:06:44||You see, nobody ever goes in...|
|00:06:52||and nobody ever comes out.|
|00:07:06||He works too hard for a little boy.|
|00:07:09||GRANDPA: He should have
some time to play.|
|00:07:11||Not enough hours in the day.|
|00:07:13||MRS. BUCKET: With the four of you
bedridden for the past 20 years...|
|00:07:16||it takes a lot of work
to keep this family going.|
|00:07:19||If only his father were alive.|
|00:07:21||As soon as I get my strength back,
I'll get out of this bed and help him.|
|00:07:25||In all the years you've been saying
you'll get out of that bed...|
|00:07:29||I've yet to see you set foot on the floor.|
|00:07:33||Maybe if the floor wasn't so cold...|
|00:07:39||Wake up, Charlie's home.|
|00:07:43||CHARLIE: Grandpa George.|
|00:07:46||CHARLIE: Grandma Georgina.|
|00:07:48||CHARLIE: Grandma Josephine.|
|00:07:51||CHARLIE: Grandpa Joe.|
|00:07:55||Is this your supper, Grandpa?|
|00:07:57||It's yours, too, Charlie.|
|00:07:59||I'm fed up with cabbage water.
It's not enough.|
|00:08:02||JOSEPHINE: It's all we have.
GRANDPA: What are you saying?|
|00:08:06||CHARLIE: How about this?
MRS. BUCKET: Where did you get that?|
|00:08:09||What difference does it make
where he got it? Point is, he got it.|
|00:08:13||- It's my first payday.
- Good for you. We'll have a real banquet.|
|00:08:17||CHARLIE: Mom, here's what's left.
You keep it.|
|00:08:22||Except for this.|
|00:08:24||From now on,
I'm going to pay for your tobacco.|
|00:08:28||No one's going to pay for it.
I'm giving it up.|
|00:08:32||Come on, Dad, it's only one pipe a day.|
|00:08:34||When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet,
I've no right buying tobacco.|
|00:08:38||Go on, Grandpa. Please take it.|
|00:08:49||CHARLIE: After I finished my paper route,
I was in front of Wonka's.|
|00:08:53||There was this strange man there.
I think he was a tinker.|
|00:08:58||He was standing right behind me
looking up at the factory.|
|00:09:01||Just before he left, he said.:|
|00:09:04||" Nobody ever goes in,
and nobody ever comes out. "|
|00:09:07||And right he was, Charlie.|
|00:09:09||Not since the tragic day
that Willy Wonka locked it.|
|00:09:12||CHARLIE: Why did he lock it?|
|00:09:13||Because all the other chocolate makers
were sending in spies...|
|00:09:17||dressed as workers
to steal Mr. Wonka's secret recipes.|
That Slugworth was the worst.|
|00:09:25||Finally, Mr. Wonka shouted,
" I shall be ruined! Close the factory. "|
|00:09:29||And that's just what he did.|
|00:09:32||He locked the gates
and vanished completely.|
|00:09:36||And then suddenly,
about three years later...|
|00:09:39||the most amazing thing happened.|
|00:09:42||The factory started working again,
|00:09:45||And more delicious candies
were coming out than ever before.|
|00:09:48||But the gates stayed locked,
so that no one...|
|00:09:51||not even Mr. Slugworth, could steal them.|
|00:09:54||But, Grandpa, someone must be helping
Mr. Wonka work the factory.|
must be helping him.|
|00:10:00||But who? Who are they?|
|00:10:04||That is the biggest mystery of them all.|
|00:10:09||TURKENTINE: Charlie Bucket?
CHARLIE: Yes, sir?|
|00:10:11||TURKENTINE: I shall need an assistant.
Come and give me a hand.|
|00:10:17||We have here nitric acid, glycerin...|
|00:10:19||and a special mixture of my own.|
|00:10:21||Together, it's horrible, dangerous stuff.
Blows you up.|
|00:10:24||But mixed together right, as only
I know how, what do you think it makes?|
|00:10:28||CHARLIE: I don't know.
TURKENTINE: Of course not...|
|00:10:30||because only I know.|
|00:10:32||If you knew, you'd be teaching me
instead of me teaching you.|
|00:10:35||And for a student to teach his teacher
is presumptuous and rude. Is that clear?|
|00:10:40||CHARLIE: Yes, sir.
|00:10:42||Mixed together in the right way,
these three highly dangerous ingredients...|
|00:10:46||make the finest wart remover
in the world.|
|00:10:49||TURKENTINE: The trick is to pour them in
in equal amounts.|
|00:10:52||Charlie, you take the nitric acid
and the glycerin...|
|00:10:55||and I'll take my own special mixture.
Are you ready?|
|00:10:58||Good lad. Pour.|
|00:11:01||[Students laughing and clapping]|
|00:11:02||Did we do it wrong?|
|00:11:04||TURKENTINE: No, certainly not.
This is for very big warts.|
|00:11:08||What on earth's going on out there?|
|00:11:10||STUDENT 1: I hope there's still some left.|
|00:11:12||Winkelmann, come here.
|00:11:15||Willy Wonka's opening his factory.|
|00:11:16||- He's gonna let people in.
- Are you sure?|
|00:11:19||It's on the radio.
And he's giving chocolates away.|
|00:11:22||WINKELMANN: No, it's only for five people.|
|00:11:26||He's hidden five Golden Tickets.
Whoever finds them wins the prize.|
|00:11:29||- Where's he hidden them?
- In five Wonka Bars.|
|00:11:33||- You've gotta buy them to find them.
- Class re-dismissed!|
|00:11:39||STUDENT 2: I'm going to buy
the whole store.|
|00:11:46||NEWSCASTER: Now, details
on the sudden announcement...|
|00:11:49||that has captured the attention
of the entire world.|
|00:11:51||Hidden among the countless billions
of Wonka Bars...|
|00:11:54||are five Gold Tickets.|
|00:11:56||And to the five people who find them
will come the most fabulous prize:|
|00:12:01||A lifetime supply of chocolate.|
|00:12:03||As if this were not enough...|
|00:12:05||each winner, before receiving his prize,
will be personally escorted...|
|00:12:09||They're all crazy.|
|00:12:11||GRANDPA: The man's a genius.
He'll sell a million bars.|
|00:12:15||Grandpa, do you think I've got a chance
to find one?|
|00:12:18||One? I'm counting on you to find all five.|
|00:12:21||One's enough for me.|
|00:12:23||NEWSCASTER: We have reports coming in
that the response is phenomenal.|
|00:12:26||Wonka Bars are disappearing
from candy store shelves...|
|00:12:29||at a rate to boggle the mind.|
|00:12:31||Truly, it is incredible...|
|00:12:33||the way that Wonkamania
has descended upon the globe.|
|00:12:36||While the world searches,
we watch and wait...|
|00:12:39||wondering where the pursuit will lead...|
|00:12:41||and how long the spirit of man will hold up
under the strain.|
|00:12:45||I'm still having these dreams, Doctor,
and I still can't stop believing them.|
|00:12:49||I've told you, Mr. Hoffstedder...|
|00:12:51||to believe in one's dreams
is a manifestation of insanity.|
|00:12:54||The sooner you accept this,
the sooner you'll get well.|
|00:12:58||But I dreamed the archangel appeared
and whispered into my ear...|
|00:13:01||and told me where to find
a Golden Wonka Ticket.|
|00:13:03||What exactly did he say?|
|00:13:05||What difference does that make?
This was a dream, a fantasy.|
|00:13:08||HOFFSTEDDER: You said-
DOCTOR: Just tell me where the ticket is!|
|00:13:12||We began with five Golden Tickets.|
|00:13:14||Like five lucky bolts of lightning
ready to strike at any point on the map.|
|00:13:19||No one knew where or when
the first one would hit.|
|00:13:22||But as you all know,
last night we got our answer.|
|00:13:25||STANLEY: While we in America slept,
the first Golden Ticket was found...|
|00:13:28||in the small town of Duselheim, Germany.|
|00:13:31||We've been waiting several hours
for the follow-up story.|
|00:13:34||We're finally ready with a live report.|
|00:13:36||Proud we are,
for the attention of the entire world...|
|00:13:39||focuses today right here in Duselheim.|
|00:13:42||A community suddenly thrust
|00:13:44||by the unexpected discovery
of the first Wonka Golden Ticket.|
|00:13:49||Its lucky finder is the son
of a most prominent butcher.|
|00:13:52||The boy's name, Augustus Gloop.|
|00:13:56||The pride of Duselheim,
the fame of Western Germany.|
|00:14:00||An example for the whole world.|
|00:14:03||REPORTER 2: How do you feel
to be the first Golden Ticket finder?|
REPORTER 2: Any other feelings?|
|00:14:08||I feel sorry for Wonka.
It's gonna cost him a fortune in fudge.|
|00:14:11||REPORTER 1: Mr. Gloop,
would you mind saying-|
|00:14:14||REPORTER 2: Would you care to say
a few words to the television audience?|
|00:14:18||I just knew Augustus would find
a Golden Ticket. Eating is his hobby.|
|00:14:22||MRS. GLOOP: We encourage him.|
|00:14:23||He wouldn't do it
unless he needed the nourishment.|
|00:14:26||[Suspenseful instrumental music]|
|00:14:29||ALL: Happy birthday, Charlie!|
|00:14:32||MRS. BUCKET: Here you are, Charlie.
CHARLIE: Thank you.|
|00:14:43||We each knitted a bit: Grandma Georgina,
Grandma Josephine, and me.|
|00:14:47||I did the end pieces with the little tassels.|
|00:14:50||And here's a little gift
from Grandpa George and me.|
|00:14:53||I think I know what this is.|
|00:14:56||- It is. A Wonka.
- Open it. Let's see that Golden Ticket.|
|00:15:01||- Wouldn't that be fantastic?
- Don't raise his hopes.|
|00:15:04||Never mind. Go on, open it.
I want to see that gold.|
|00:15:07||MRS. BUCKET: Stop it, Dad.|
|00:15:08||I've got the same chance as anybody else.|
|00:15:10||GRANDPA: You've got more...|
|00:15:12||because you want it more.|
|00:15:13||- Go on, open it.
- Here goes.|
|00:15:19||- I got it!
|00:15:23||Fooled you, didn't I?
You thought I really had it.|
|00:15:28||Never mind, Charlie. You'll find one.|
|00:15:33||- Here, everybody have a bite.
|00:15:47||VERUCA: I wanted to be the first
to find a Golden Ticket, Daddy.|
|00:15:50||MR. SALT: I know, angel.
We're doing the best we can.|
|00:15:54||I've got every girl on the bleeding staff
hunting for you.|
|00:15:57||Then where is it?
Why haven't they found it?|
|00:15:59||MR. SALT: Veruca, sweetheart,
I'm not a magician. Give me time!|
|00:16:04||I want it now!
What's the matter with those twerps?|
|00:16:08||For five days now,
the entire factory's been on the job!|
|00:16:11||They haven't shelled a peanut in there
|00:16:14||They've been shelling
flaming chocolate bars from dawn to dusk!|
|00:16:18||Make them work nights.|
|00:16:21||MR. SALT: Come along, you girls!|
|00:16:23||MR. SALT: Put a jerk in it, or you'll be out
on your ears, all of you!|
|00:16:26||And listen to this,
the first girl that finds a Golden Ticket...|
|00:16:30||gets a Ł1 bonus in their pay packet!|
|00:16:33||What do you think of that?|
|00:16:36||VERUCA: They're not even trying.|
|00:16:38||They don't want to find it.
They're jealous of me.|
|00:16:41||Sweetheart, I can't push them no harder.|
|00:16:43||19,000 bars an hour they're shelling.|
|00:16:46||MR. SALT: 760,000 they've done so far.
VERUCA: You promised, Daddy.|
|00:16:50||You promised I'd have it the very first day!|
|00:16:53||You're going to be very unpopular, Henry,
if you don't deliver soon.|
|00:16:57||It breaks my heart, Henrietta.
I hate to see her unhappy.|
|00:17:00||I won't talk to you ever again.|
|00:17:02||You're a rotten, mean father!
You never give me anything I want!|
|00:17:05||- I won't go to school till I have it.
- Veruca, sweetheart, angel.|
|00:17:10||There are only four tickets left
in the whole world...|
|00:17:13||and the whole world's hunting for them!
What can I do?|
|00:17:17||I've got it, Mr. Salt! Here it is!|
|00:17:22||VERUCA: About time, too! I want it!|
|00:17:30||VERUCA: Give me that ticket! It's mine!|
|00:17:33||I found a Golden Ticket!|
|00:17:36||[Suspenseful instrumental music]|
|00:17:44||Happiness is what counts with children.
Happiness and harmony.|
|00:17:49||REPORTER: This is the sign of our times.
The symbol of the havoc...|
|00:17:54||the mad craze
that's sweeping the world today.|
|00:17:56||Whatever corner of the globe we are in,
whichever continent we're on...|
|00:18:01||the great search for Wonka Bars
continues. We're nearing the end...|
|00:18:05||of our 43rd day
in the hunt for Golden Tickets.|
we're beginning to see signs of anxiety.|
|00:18:11||Every hour on the hour...|
|00:18:13||new shipments are being sent
to points around the globe.|
|00:18:16||But they're just not moving fast enough.|
|00:18:18||As time passes, the men who seek them
become more and more desperate.|
|00:18:23||COMPUTER EXPERT: Gentlemen,
I know how anxious you've been...|
|00:18:26||during these last few days.|
|00:18:27||But now I think I can safely say...|
|00:18:30||that your time and money
have been well-spent.|
|00:18:33||We're about to witness
the greatest miracle of the Machine Age.|
|00:18:37||Based on the revolutionary
law of probability...|
|00:18:40||this machine will tell us
the precise location...|
|00:18:43||of the three remaining Golden Tickets.|
" I won't tell. That would be cheating. "|
|00:19:06||I am now telling the computer...|
|00:19:08||that if it will tell me the correct answer,
I will gladly share with it...|
|00:19:13||the grand prize.|
|00:19:20||" What would a computer do
with a lifetime supply of chocolate?"|
|00:19:29||I am now telling the computer
exactly what he can do with the chocolate.|
|00:19:36||TV ANNOUNCER: It can happen
right here, too, unbelievable as it sounds...|
|00:19:40||right here in America.|
|00:19:41||Where even in the smallest town,
the happiest of dreams can come true.|
|00:19:46||Because, folks, here she is.:|
|00:19:48||Miss Violet Beauregarde,
finder of Golden Ticket number three.|
|00:19:52||From Miles City, Montana.|
|00:19:54||And with her, the proud parents.|
a prominent local politician, a civic leader.|
'"Square Deal'" Sam to you...|
|00:20:01||with today's great giveaway bargains.|
|00:20:03||The finest values you'll get
in the entire country.|
|00:20:06||SAM: This number here-
VIOLET: They don't want you!|
|00:20:08||- Care to say a few words?
- Sure I will.|
|00:20:10||Here is Golden Ticket number three,
and it's all mine.|
|00:20:13||TV ANNOUNCER: Tell us how it happened.|
|00:20:14||I'm a gum chewer,
but when I heard about these tickets...|
|00:20:17||I laid off gum
and switched to candy bars instead.|
|00:20:20||Now, of course, I'm right back on gum.|
|00:20:23||I chew all day, except at meals,
when I stick it behind my ear.|
VIOLET: Cool it, Mother.|
|00:20:28||This is a piece of gum I've been chewing
on for three months solid. A world record.|
|00:20:32||It's beaten the record
held by my best friend, Cornelia...|
|00:20:36||and was she mad.|
|00:20:38||Cornelia, how are you, sweetie?|
|00:20:40||Let me just butt in to say
if any of you folks watching...|
|00:20:43||[Suspenseful instrumental music]|
|00:20:53||Charlie, what are you doing here?|
|00:20:55||I thought if you were ready,
I'd walk you home.|
|00:20:58||I wish I were. Looks like
I'm going to be here late tonight.|
|00:21:01||CHARLIE: Then I guess I'll be going.
MRS. BUCKET: Stay for a minute.|
|00:21:05||Here. Pull up a pile of clothes
and sit down.|
|00:21:11||Everything all right at school?|
MRS. BUCKET: Good.|
|00:21:16||Go on your newspaper route today?|
|00:21:18||CHARLIE: Just finished.
MRS. BUCKET: Good.|
|00:21:23||I wanted to tell you something.|
|00:21:28||CHARLIE: They found the third ticket today.
MRS. BUCKET: Did they?|
|00:21:34||I guess I'll be going now.|
|00:21:38||Is that all?|
|00:21:40||I thought you'd like to know.|
|00:21:42||Most people are pretty interested.
I know I'm interested.|
|00:21:46||There are only two tickets left, you know.
|00:21:49||CHARLIE: Pretty soon, just one.|
|00:21:51||I wonder who the lucky ones will be.|
|00:21:53||In case you're wondering, it won't be me.|
|00:21:56||Just in case you're wondering,
you can count me out.|
|00:22:00||There are 100 billion people in this world...|
|00:22:02||and only five will find Golden Tickets.|
|00:22:05||Even if you had a sackful of money,
you probably wouldn't find one.|
|00:22:09||After this is over, you'll be no different
from billions of others who didn't find one.|
|00:22:14||But I am different.
I want it more than any of them.|
|00:22:18||You'll get your chance.
One day things will change.|
|00:22:21||When? When will they change?|
|00:22:24||Probably when you least expect it.|
|00:22:29||See you later.|
|00:22:38||[Melancholic instrumental music]|
|00:22:44||[Singing] You get blue like everyone|
|00:22:49||But me and Grandpa Joe|
|00:22:53||Can make your troubles go away|
|00:23:00||There they go|
|00:23:05||Cheer up, Charlie|
|00:23:09||Give me a smile|
|00:23:12||What happened to that smile
I used to know?|
|00:23:18||Don't you know your grin|
|00:23:21||Has always been my sunshine|
|00:23:25||Let that sunshine show|
|00:23:31||Come on, Charlie|
|00:23:35||No need to frown|
|00:23:38||Deep down you know|
|00:23:40||The world is still your toy|
|00:23:45||When the world gets heavy|
|00:23:48||Never pit-a-pat 'em|
|00:23:52||Up and at 'em, boy|
|00:23:58||Someday, sweet as a song|
|00:24:03||Charlie's lucky day will come along|
|00:24:10||Till that day
You've got to stay strong, Charlie|
|00:24:17||Up on top is right where you belong|
|00:24:24||Look up, Charlie|
|00:24:28||You'll see a star|
|00:24:31||Just follow it
And keep your dream in view|
|00:24:38||Pretty soon the sky
is gonna clear up, Charlie|
|00:24:45||Cheer up, Charlie, do|
|00:24:52||Cheer up, Charlie|
|00:24:57||Just be glad you're you|
|00:25:09||[Gunshots on TV]|
|00:25:10||NEWSCASTER: While the rest of the world
|00:25:12||here in the Southwest,
it has actually happened.|
|00:25:14||That's what I said. There's only
one Golden Ticket left in the entire world.|
|00:25:18||Because right here, in our own community
of Marble Falls, Arizona...|
|00:25:22||is lucky winner number four.|
|00:25:24||The name soon to be heard
around the universe is Mr. Mike Teevee.|
|00:25:28||Can we shut that thing off?|
|00:25:30||Are you crazy?|
|00:25:31||MRS. TEEVEE: He'll answer
during the break.|
|00:25:33||NEWSCASTER: The country
wants to hear from you.|
|00:25:35||Can't you shut up? I'm busy.|
|00:25:37||What a great show.|
|00:25:39||I serve all his TV dinners right here.
He's never even been to the table.|
|00:25:43||- You love to watch TV?
- You bet.|
|00:25:44||- What about that Golden Ticket-
- Hold it. I want to catch this.|
|00:25:48||REPORTER 1: Like the killings?|
|00:25:49||What do you think life's all about?|
|00:25:51||REPORTER 2: Mike, would you tell us if-|
|00:25:54||Wait till I get a real one. Colt.45.|
|00:25:57||- Pop won't let me have one yet, will you?
- Not till you're 12, Son.|
|00:26:04||[Suspenseful instrumental music]|
|00:26:08||Four down, one to go.|
|00:26:10||And somewhere out there,
another lucky person is moving closer...|
|00:26:15||to finding the last
of the most sought-after prizes in history.|
|00:26:20||Though we cannot help but envy him,
whoever he is...|
|00:26:23||and we might be tempted
to be bitter at our losing...|
|00:26:26||we must remember
there are many more important things.|
|00:26:29||Many more important things.|
|00:26:32||Offhand, I can't think of what they are,
but I'm sure there must be something.|
|00:26:36||Now for tomorrow's weather and...|
|00:26:40||CHARLIE: Why did you wake me up,
Grandpa? Is something wrong?|
|00:26:49||Grandpa, that money was for tobacco.|
|00:26:52||I told you, I've given it up. Go on, open it.|
|00:26:55||- One ticket left. Let's see that gold.
- No, you do it. I can't.|
|00:27:01||Something tells me
we're going to be lucky this time.|
|00:27:04||I've got a funny feeling inside.|
|00:27:08||Which end shall I open first?|
|00:27:11||That end. Just a tiny bit.|
|00:27:15||- Like this?
- Now a bit more.|
|00:27:19||- You finish it. I can't.
- No, Grandpa. You do it.|
|00:27:22||All right. Here goes.|
|00:27:34||I bet those Golden Tickets
make the chocolate taste terrible.|
|00:27:49||AUCTIONEER: Lot 403.|
|00:27:51||I can personally guarantee,
ladies and gentlemen...|
|00:27:53||that this is the one and only,
the absolutely last case of Wonka Bars...|
|00:27:57||left in the United Kingdom.|
|00:27:59||Shall we start the bidding at Ł1,000?
Do I hear Ł1,000?|
|00:28:03||Ł1,500. Ł2,000. I have Ł2,500 here.|
|00:28:08||Ł4,000. Ł4,500. Ł5,000...|
|00:28:18||DETECTIVE: I'm sorry, Mrs. Curtis.|
|00:28:20||There's nothing in these papers
to give us a clue.|
|00:28:22||They kidnapped my husband 12 hours ago.|
|00:28:25||When will we hear from them?
What do they want?|
|00:28:27||Try to stay calm. They did it for ransom.
We must wait to hear their demands.|
|00:28:31||I'll give them anything they want.|
|00:28:33||All I want is to have Harold back.|
|00:28:41||DETECTIVE: Go ahead, we're listening.|
|00:28:48||What did they asked for?
Whatever it is, they can have it.|
|00:28:51||They want your case of Wonka Bars.|
|00:28:59||Did you hear me?|
|00:29:01||It's your husband's life
or your case of Wonka Bars.|
|00:29:06||How long will they give me
to think it over?|
|00:29:10||That's it, it's all over.
The Wonka contest is all over.|
|00:29:13||The fifth and final ticket has been found.|
|00:29:16||We've got a live report coming in
directly from Paraguay, South America.|
|00:29:20||Ladies and gentlemen, it is finished.
The end has come.|
|00:29:23||The fifth and last Golden Ticket
has just been found...|
|00:29:26||right here in Paraguay.|
|00:29:27||The finder is lucky Alberto Minoleta...|
|00:29:31||the multimillionaire owner of gambling
casinos throughout South America.|
|00:29:35||Here is the most recent picture available
of the happy finder.|
|00:29:38||- The man who has finally...
- Turn it off.|
|00:29:42||Well, that's that.|
|00:29:44||- No more Golden Tickets.
- A lot of rubbish, the whole thing.|
|00:29:48||Not to Charlie, it wasn't.|
|00:29:50||A little boy needs something to hope for.
What's he got to hope for now?|
|00:29:55||GEORGINA: Who's going to tell him?|
|00:29:57||MRS. BUCKET: Let's not wake him.
He'll find out soon enough.|
|00:30:00||GRANDPA: Yeah, let him sleep.
Let him have one last dream.|
|00:30:06||[Slow instrumental music]|
|00:30:10||[Turkentine clearing throat]|
|00:30:12||I've just decided to switch
our Friday's schedule to Monday.|
|00:30:15||Which means Friday's test
on what we learned during the week...|
|00:30:19||will now take place on Monday
before we've learned it.|
|00:30:22||Since today's Tuesday,
it doesn't matter in the slightest.|
|00:30:24||TURKENTINE: Pencils ready.|
|00:30:28||Today we are going to learn about...|
|00:30:33||For example, let's take
the recent unpleasantness.|
|00:30:37||Supposing that there were
1,000 Wonka Bars in the world...|
|00:30:40||and during the contest you each opened
a certain number of them.|
|00:30:44||That number is...|
|00:30:47||a percent. Everyone understand?|
how many Wonka Bars did you open?|
|00:30:55||There are ten 100s in 1,000.
Therefore, you opened 10%.|
|00:31:01||Peter Goff, how many did you open?|
|00:31:03||One hundred and fifty.|
|00:31:05||That's 10% half over again,
which makes 15%.|
|00:31:09||- Charlie Bucket, how many did you open?
|00:31:12||- That's easy. 200 is twice-
- Not 200.|
|00:31:19||Two? What do you mean,
you only opened two?|
|00:31:22||I don't care very much for chocolate.|
|00:31:24||I can't figure out just two.
So let's pretend you opened 200.|
|00:31:29||If you opened 200 Wonka Bars,
apart from being dreadfully sick...|
|00:31:33||you'd have used up 20% of 1,000...|
|00:31:35||which is 15% half over again, 10%...|
|00:31:55||[Mysterious instrumental music]|
|00:32:06||[Cheerful instrumental music]|
|00:32:25||[Charlie clearing throat]|
|00:32:28||CHARLIE: I'd like a bar of chocolate, please.
|00:32:32||A Slugworth Sizzler?
A Wonka Scrumdiddleumptious?|
|00:32:36||- Whichever is biggest.
- Try the Wonka Scrumdiddleumptious.|
|00:32:39||Now that the tickets have been found,
I don't have to hide them anymore.|
|00:32:47||[Bill clearing throat]|
|00:32:56||Take it easy.|
|00:32:57||You'll get a stomachache
if you swallow it like that.|
- Bye, now.|
|00:33:10||I think I'll buy just one more,
for my Grandpa Joe.|
|00:33:15||Why not try
a regular Wonka Bar this time?|
|00:33:23||[People talking excitedly]|
|00:33:27||MR. JOPECK: Hear about the scandal.
MAN 1: Give me a newspaper.|
|00:33:30||MR. JOPECK: All right.|
|00:33:32||MR. JOPECK: Take it easy. One at a time.
MAN 2: Did you hear the news?|
|00:33:35||MAN 3: That gambler from Paraguay
made a phony ticket.|
|00:33:38||MAN 2: That means there's
one Golden Ticket still floating around.|
|00:33:41||MAN 3: Can you imagine the nerve
of that guy? Trying to fool the whole world.|
|00:33:45||MAN 2: He really was a crook.
This means the contest goes on forever.|
|00:34:02||[Suspenseful instrumental music]|
|00:34:23||[Triumphant instrumental music]|
|00:34:32||You've got it!
You've got the last Golden Ticket!|
|00:34:35||The kid's found the last Golden Ticket!|
|00:34:39||MAN 4: It really is gold.|
|00:34:41||MR. JOPECK: Stand back. Leave him alone.
WOMAN: Let me see.|
|00:34:44||MR. JOPECK: You'll kill him.
Leave him alone.|
|00:34:46||MR. JOPECK: Break it up!
MAN 5: Show it over here.|
|00:34:48||MR. JOPECK: Come on, Charlie.
Hold on to the ticket.|
|00:34:51||MR. JOPECK: Run for it! Run straight home,
and don't stop till you get there!|
|00:34:56||[Fast-paced instrumental music]|
|00:35:25||[Ominous instrumental music]|
|00:35:27||I congratulate you, little boy. Well done.|
|00:35:31||You've found the fifth Golden Ticket.|
|00:35:34||May I introduce myself? Arthur Slugworth.|
|00:35:37||President of Slugworth Chocolates, Inc.|
because I'm going to make you very rich.|
|00:35:45||Mr. Wonka is at this moment
working on a fantastic invention.|
|00:35:49||The Everlasting Gobstopper.|
|00:35:52||If he succeeds, he'll ruin me.|
|00:35:54||So I want you to get hold of
just one Everlasting Gobstopper...|
|00:35:58||and bring it to me
so that I can find the secret formula.|
|00:36:01||Your reward will be 10,000 of these.|
|00:36:05||Think it over, will you?
A new house for your family...|
|00:36:09||and good food and comfort
for the rest of their lives.|
|00:36:13||And don't forget the name:|
|00:36:27||[Cheerful instrumental music]|
I've got it! The fifth Golden Ticket is mine!|
|00:36:51||You're pulling our legs, Charlie.
There aren't any more Golden Tickets.|
|00:36:56||No, Grandpa, the last one was a fake.
It said so in the papers.|
|00:36:59||I found some money, bought a Wonka Bar,
and the ticket was in it!|
|00:37:03||Look at it. See for yourself.|
|00:37:06||Read it, Joe, for heaven's sake.|
|00:37:09||" Greetings to you,
the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket...|
|00:37:13||" from Mr. Willy Wonka.
Present this ticket at the factory gates...|
|00:37:17||" at 10:00 in the morning on October 1,
and do not be late.|
|00:37:22||" You may bring with you one member
of your own family, but no one else.|
|00:37:27||" In your wildest dreams,
you could not imagine...|
|00:37:30||" the marvelous surprises that await you. "|
|00:37:33||GRANDPA: Charlie, you've done it!
MRS. BUCKET: I can't believe it.|
|00:37:37||It says I can take somebody with me.
I wish you could go.|
|00:38:00||That's good, Charlie. Now help me up.|
|00:38:17||CHARLIE: Are you okay?
GRANDPA: I'm fine, Charlie.|
|00:38:27||MRS. BUCKET: Easy, Dad.
|00:38:30||JOSEPHINE: Watch it, Joe.|
|00:38:41||Look at me.|
|00:38:45||Look at me!|
|00:38:48||Up and about.|
|00:38:51||I haven't done this in 20 years.|
|00:39:01||[Singing] I never thought my life could be|
|00:39:06||Anything but catastrophe|
|00:39:11||But suddenly I begin to see|
|00:39:15||A bit of good luck for me|
|00:39:20||'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket|
|00:39:26||I've got a golden twinkle in my eye|
|00:39:36||I never had a chance to shine|
|00:39:39||Never a happy song to sing|
|00:39:41||But suddenly half the world is mine|
|00:39:44||What an amazing thing!|
|00:39:45||'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket|
|00:39:47||It's ours, Charlie.|
|00:39:49||[Singing] I've got a golden sun up in the sky|
|00:39:55||[Lively instrumental music]|
|00:39:57||[Singing] I never thought I'd see the day
When I would face the world and say|
|00:40:01||GRANDPA AND CHARLIE: '"Good morning,
look at the sun '"|
|00:40:05||GRANDPA: I never thought that I would be
Slap in the lap of luxury|
|00:40:08||Because I'd have said.:|
|00:40:10||CHARLIE: '"It couldn't be done'"|
|00:40:12||GRANDPA: But it can be done|
|00:40:15||The cane, Charlie.|
|00:40:22||GRANDPA: Here I go.|
|00:40:24||[Laughing] Watch my speed.|
|00:40:33||I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasy|
|00:40:37||But nevertheless it's there
That I'm shortly about to be|
|00:40:40||GRANDPA AND CHARLIE:
'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket|
|00:40:44||I've got a golden chance to make my way|
|00:40:48||And with a Golden Ticket, it's a golden day|
|00:40:56||[Lively instrumental music continues]|
|00:41:09||Good morning! Look at the sun!|
|00:41:17||GRANDPA AND CHARLIE: [Singing]
Because I'd have said it couldn't be done|
|00:41:21||But it can be done|
|00:41:24||I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasy|
|00:41:28||But nevertheless it's there
That I'm shortly about to be|
|00:41:32||'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket|
|00:41:35||GRANDPA AND CHARLIE:
I've got a Golden Ticket|
|00:41:37||I've got a golden chance to make my way|
|00:41:41||And with a Golden Ticket it's a golden day|
|00:41:50||Stop! It says October 1. That's tomorrow.|
|00:41:53||We've got a lot to do. Comb your hair,
wash your face, polish your shoes-|
|00:41:58||MRS. BUCKET: I'll take care of everything.|
|00:42:00||We don't have time.|
|00:42:01||Grandpa, on the way home today,
I ran into Mr. Slugworth.|
instrumental music playing]|
|00:42:30||Hey, Mom, we're on TV.|
|00:42:32||Hi, everybody in Marble Falls!|
|00:42:34||Hi, Billy. Hi, Maggie. Hi, Fishface.
How do I look?|
|00:42:38||ANNOUNCER: You guys ready?
MAN: You're on.|
|00:42:39||This is the big day, folks.|
|00:42:41||The day Willy Wonka will open his gates
and shower gifts on the five lucky winners.|
|00:42:46||From everywhere, people have gathered
waiting for the hour to strike...|
|00:42:50||waiting to catch a glimpse
of that legendary magician, Willy Wonka.|
|00:42:56||Hi, Sam Beauregarde here. Don't forget
to visit Beauregarde's Auto Mart-|
|00:42:59||Cut it out, Dad!
For heaven's sake, this is my show.|
|00:43:02||Hi, Cornelia, sweetie. I've still got it.
How's this for a stretch?|
|00:43:19||- I want to go in first before anybody else.
- Anything you say, sweetheart.|
|00:43:27||Save some room for later,
|00:43:33||[Whispering] Grandpa, I don't believe it.
We did it. We're actually going in.|
|00:43:37||We're going to see
the greatest of them all, Mr. Willy Wonka.|
|00:44:08||[People cheering and applauding]|
|00:45:22||WONKA: Thank you.|
|00:45:28||Welcome, my friends.
Welcome to my chocolate factory.|
|00:45:32||Would you come forward, please?|
|00:45:35||Get back, you.
Come on, Veruca, sweetheart.|
|00:45:43||[Whispering] That's Slugworth,
the man I told you about.|
It's nice to have you here.|
|00:45:53||I'm so glad you could come.|
|00:45:55||This is going to be such an exciting day.
I hope you enjoy it.|
|00:45:59||I think you will.|
|00:46:01||And now would you please show me
your Golden Tickets?|
|00:46:04||I'm Veruca Salt.|
|00:46:06||My dear Veruca, what a pleasure.|
|00:46:08||- You look pretty in that lovely mink coat.
- I've got three others at home.|
|00:46:12||Mr. Salt, overjoyed to see you, sir.
Would you just step over there?|
|00:46:17||- Augustus Gloop.
- Augustus, my dear boy.|
|00:46:20||How good to see you,
and in such fine shape.|
|00:46:23||This must be the radiant Mrs. Gloop.
Just over there, dear lady.|
|00:46:28||WONKA: Darling child.
Welcome to Wonka's.|
|00:46:30||VIOLET: What kind of gum you got here?
|00:46:34||- Sam Beauregarde here.
- My dear sir, what a genuine pleasure.|
|00:46:37||Any automotive needs, call on Sam.
Phone number's on the card.|
|00:46:40||" With Sam B., it's a guarantee. "|
|00:46:44||I'm Mike Teevee.|
|00:46:45||MIKE: Wham, you're dead!
WONKA: Wonderful to meet you, Mike.|
|00:46:49||WONKA: Mrs. Teevee, how do you do?|
|00:46:50||- What an adorable boy you have.
- Thank you.|
|00:46:53||- Just over there.
- Charlie Bucket.|
|00:46:55||WONKA: I read about you in
the papers. I'm happy for you. Who's this?|
|00:47:00||CHARLIE: My grandfather, Grandpa Joe.
WONKA: Delighted to meet you.|
|00:47:03||Overjoyed. Enraptured. Entranced.|
|00:47:05||Are we ready? Yes. Good. In we go.|
|00:47:08||[Marching band instrumental music
|00:47:43||Hats, coats, galoshes over here.|
|00:47:46||But hurry, please.
We have so much time and so little to see.|
|00:47:49||Wait a minute. Strike that.|
|00:47:51||Reverse it. Thank you.|
|00:47:55||VIOLET: When do I get my chocolate?
SAM: First take off your coat, Violet.|
|00:47:59||MIKE: Boy, what weird-looking
|00:48:02||[Violet and Mike scream]|
|00:48:03||Little surprises around every corner,
but nothing dangerous. Don't be alarmed.|
|00:48:08||As soon as your outer vestments
are in hand, we'll begin.|
|00:48:13||Now, will the children kindly step up here.|
|00:48:28||VIOLET: Accidents? What kind
|00:48:30||MRS. TEEVEE: I didn't know
we had to sign for this tour.|
|00:48:33||VIOLET: I can't see what it says
in the bottom.|
|00:48:35||Violet, you first.|
|00:48:37||WONKA: Sign here.
SAM: Hold it.|
|00:48:39||SAM: Let me through.
Violet, don't sign anything.|
|00:48:42||- What's this all about?
- Standard formal contract.|
|00:48:45||Don't talk to me about contracts,
I use them myself. They're for suckers.|
|00:48:49||You wouldn't begrudge me
a little protection? A drop?|
|00:48:52||I don't sign anything without my lawyer.|
|00:48:54||MR. SALT: Veruca
don't sign anything, either.|
|00:48:56||Then she don't go in.|
|00:48:57||I'm sorry. Rules of the house.|
|00:48:59||I want to go in. Don't you dare stop me.|
|00:49:01||MR. SALT: I'm only trying to help you.|
|00:49:03||Give me that pen.
You're always making things difficult.|
|00:49:08||Nicely handled, Veruca.
She's a girl who knows where she's going.|
|00:49:13||What's all that small print at the bottom?|
|00:49:15||If you have any problems,
dial information. Thank you for calling.|
|00:49:22||MRS. TEEVEE: I assume there's
an accident indemnity clause?|
|00:49:25||Never between friends.|
|00:49:26||Saw this in a movie once.
A guy signed his wife's insurance policy.|
|00:49:30||- Then he bumped her off.
|00:49:32||- What about me, Grandpa?
- Sign away. We've got nothing to lose.|
|00:49:35||VERUCA: Let's go in. Come on.|
|00:49:37||Patience, little dear.
Everything has to be in order.|
|00:49:41||Everyone signed? Yes?|
|00:49:43||Good. On we go.|
|00:50:01||Just through the other door, please.|
|00:50:06||MR. SALT: There's some mistake here.
MIKE: There is no other door.|
|00:50:10||- There's no way out.
- I know there's a door here someplace.|
|00:50:14||SAM: I don't like this, Wonka.
MR. SALT: Is this a trick or something?|
|00:50:18||Mr. Wonka, help!
I'm getting squashed. Save me.|
|00:50:22||Is it my soul that calls upon my name?|
|00:50:24||Let me out or I'll scream!|
|00:50:26||- Somebody's touching me.
- Now look here, Wonka!|
|00:50:29||Excuse me, questions will come at the end of the session.
We must press on. Come along.|
|00:50:35||WONKA: Here we are.
SAM: Ugh, don't be a damn fool. Wonka!|
|00:50:37||That's the way we came in.|
|00:50:38||It is? Are you sure?|
|00:50:41||We've just come through there.|
|00:50:43||How do you like that?|
|00:50:46||WONKA: There we are.
MR. SALT: What is this, Wonka?|
|00:50:48||- Some kind of funhouse?
- Why? Having fun?|
|00:50:51||MRS. TEEVEE: I'm had enough!
I'm not going in there.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Come on, Violet, we're getting out of here.|
|00:50:55||You can't get out backwards.
You got to go forwards to go back.|
|00:50:59||Better press on.|
|00:51:01||MIKE: The room is getting smaller.
MRS. TEEVEE: No, it's not.|
|00:51:04||MRS. TEEVEE: He's getting bigger.
MR. SALT: He's at it again.|
|00:51:07||VIOLET: Where's the chocolate?
SAM: I doubt if there is any.|
|00:51:10||I doubt if any of us
will get out of here alive.|
|00:51:12||Oh, you should never never doubt
what nobody is sure about.|
|00:51:15||You're not squeezing me
through that tiny door.|
|00:51:17||You're off your nut.
No one can get through there.|
|00:51:20||My dear friends, you are now
about to enter the nerve center...|
|00:51:24||to the entire Wonka factory.|
|00:51:28||Inside this room,
all of my dreams become realities.|
|00:51:32||And some of my realities become dreams.|
|00:51:34||And almost everything you'll see
is eatable, edible.|
|00:51:38||I mean, you can eat almost everything.|
|00:51:40||Let me in, I'm starving.|
|00:51:42||Don't get overexcited.
Don't lose your head, Augustus.|
|00:51:45||We wouldn't want anyone to lose that.|
|00:51:51||WONKA: Now, the combination.|
|00:51:53||This is a musical lock.|
|00:51:55||[Lively piano music playing]|
|00:51:59||WONKA: Ladies and gentlemen...|
|00:52:01||boys and girls...|
|00:52:04||the Chocolate Room.|
|00:52:06||[Suspenseful instrumental music]|
|00:52:43||WONKA: Hold your breath. Make a wish.|
|00:52:46||Count to three.|
|00:52:48||[Singing] Come with me and you'll be|
|00:52:52||In a world of pure imagination|
|00:52:56||Take a look|
|00:52:58||And you'll see into your imagination|
|00:53:09||We'll begin with a spin|
|00:53:14||Traveling in the world of my creation|
|00:53:18||What we'll see will defy|
|00:53:27||[Slow instrumental music]|
|00:53:35||[Singing] If you want to view paradise|
|00:53:39||Simply look around and view it|
|00:53:44||Anything you want to, do it|
|00:53:48||Want to change the world|
|00:53:51||There's nothing to it|
|00:54:02||SAM: Hurry up, Violet.
CHARLIE: This way, Grandpa.|
|00:54:12||[Singing] There is no life i know|
|00:54:15||To compare with pure imagination|
|00:54:18||Living there you'll be free|
|00:54:21||If you truly wish to be|
|00:55:06||If you want to view paradise|
|00:55:10||Simply look around and view it|
|00:55:14||Anything you want to, do it|
|00:55:18||Want to change the world|
|00:55:21||There's nothing to it|
|00:55:37||There is no life I know|
|00:55:42||To compare with pure imagination|
|00:55:48||Living there you'll be free|
|00:55:55||If you truly|
|00:56:00||Wish to be|
|00:56:16||MRS. GLOOP: What a disgusting,
|00:56:18||It's industrial waste.|
|00:56:20||You've ruined your watershed, Wonka.
|00:56:22||- It's chocolate.
- That's chocolate?|
|00:56:26||A chocolate river.|
|00:56:28||GRANDPA: That's the most fantastic thing
I've ever seen.|
|00:56:30||WONKA: 10,000 gallons an hour.|
|00:56:32||And look at my waterfall.
That's the most important thing.|
|00:56:37||It's mixing my chocolate.
It's actually churning my chocolate.|
|00:56:41||No other factory in the world
mixes its chocolate by waterfall.|
|00:56:45||But it's the only way
if you want it just right.|
|00:56:49||Grandpa, look over there across the river.
They're little men.|
|00:56:53||GRANDPA: Jumping crocodiles, Charlie!|
|00:56:55||Now we know who makes the chocolates.|
|00:56:57||MR. SALT: I never saw anybody
with an orange face before.|
|00:57:01||MR. SALT: Aren't they funny-looking?
MRS. TEEVEE: What are they doing there?|
|00:57:05||WONKA: Creaming and sugaring time.|
|00:57:07||VIOLET: They can't be real people.
WONKA: Of course they are.|
|00:57:10||MR. SALT: Stuff and nonsense!|
|00:57:11||No, Oompa Loompas.|
|00:57:14||- From Loompaland.
- Loompaland? There's no such place.|
|00:57:17||- Excuse me, dear lady-
- I am a geography teacher.|
|00:57:21||Then you know all about it
and what a terrible country it is.|
|00:57:24||Nothing but desolate wastes
and fierce beasts.|
|00:57:27||The poor little Oompa Loompas
were so small and helpless...|
|00:57:31||they would get gobbled up right and left.|
|00:57:33||A Wangdoodle would eat 10 of them
for breakfast and think nothing of it.|
|00:57:37||And so I said:|
|00:57:39||" Come and live with me
in peace and safety...|
|00:57:42||" away from all the Wangdoodles
|00:57:45||" and Snozzwangers
and rotten Vermicious Knids. "|
|00:57:48||Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids?
What kind of rubbish is that?|
|00:57:52||I'm sorry, but all questions
must be submitted in writing.|
|00:57:55||So, in the greatest of secrecy...|
|00:57:58||I transported the entire population
of Oompa Loompas to my factory.|
|00:58:01||I want an Oompa Loompa.
I want you to get me one right away.|
|00:58:05||All right, I'll get you one
before the day's out.|
|00:58:08||I want an Oompa Loompa now.|
|00:58:11||VIOLET: Can it, you nit!|
|00:58:13||AUGUSTUS: This stuff is terrific.|
|00:58:15||CHARLIE: Look at Augustus.
GRANDPA: Don't worry, he can't drink it all.|
save some room for later.|
|00:58:23||Please don't do that. My chocolate
must never be touched by human hands.|
|00:58:27||Don't do that!
You're contaminating my entire river.|
|00:58:30||Please, I beg you! Augustus!|
|00:58:34||WONKA: My chocolate!
|00:58:37||My chocolate. My beautiful chocolate.|
|00:58:41||MRS. GLOOP: Don't just stand there.
|00:58:44||Help. Police. Murder.|
|00:58:46||GRANDPA: Quick, Charlie. Here.
CHARLIE: Quick, Augustus, grab this.|
|00:58:50||MRS. TEEVEE: What's happening to him?|
|00:58:51||MR. SALT: He's drowning.
MRS. GLOOP: Dive in. Save him!|
|00:58:54||It's too late.|
|00:58:55||- Too late?
- He's had it now. The suction's got him.|
|00:58:58||MRS. GLOOP: Augustus, come back!|
|00:58:59||- Where is he?
- Watch the pipe.|
|00:59:03||VERUCA: How long is he going to
stay down, Daddy?|
|00:59:05||MRS. GLOOP: He can't swim.
WONKA: There's no better time to learn.|
|00:59:08||MIKE: His coat's going up the pipe.
SAM: Call a plumber.|
|00:59:11||MR. SALT: He's stuck in the pipe, isn't he?|
|00:59:13||- It's his stomach that's done that.
|00:59:16||VIOLET: He's blocking the chocolate.
GRANDPA: What happens now?|
|00:59:19||The pressure will get him out.
It's building up behind the blockage.|
|00:59:23||MR. SALT: How long is it going to take
to push through?|
|00:59:26||The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.|
|00:59:30||MR. SALT: Go on, boy.|
|00:59:33||CHARLIE: He'll never get out.
GRANDPA: Yes, he will. Watch.|
|00:59:36||Remember you once asked me
how a bullet comes out of a gun?|
|00:59:40||He'll be made into marshmallows
in five seconds.|
|00:59:43||- Impossible. That's absurd, unthinkable.
|00:59:47||Because that pipe goes
to the Fudge Room.|
|00:59:49||MRS. GLOOP: You terrible man.|
|00:59:53||Take Mrs. Gloop to the Fudge Room,
but look sharp...|
|00:59:56||or her little boy will get poured into the boiler.|
|00:59:58||You boiled him up, I know it.|
|01:00:00||Nil desperandum, dear lady. Across
the desert lies the Promised Land.|
|01:00:04||WONKA: Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop.|
|01:00:06||WONKA: Adieu. Auf Wiedersehen.
|01:00:11||[Singing] Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do|
|01:00:14||I've got a perfect puzzle for you|
|01:00:18||Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee|
|01:00:21||If you are wise you'll listen to me|
|01:00:24||What do you get
when you guzzle down sweets?|
|01:00:28||Eating as much as an elephant eats?|
|01:00:31||What are you at getting terribly fat?|
|01:00:34||What do you think will come of that?|
|01:00:39||I don't like the look of it|
|01:00:41||Oompa Loompa Doompadee Da|
|01:00:44||If you're not greedy, you will go far|
|01:00:47||You will live in happiness, too|
|01:00:50||Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do|
|01:01:04||What kind of place
are you running here, anyhow, Wonka?|
|01:01:07||[Speaking in French]|
|01:01:11||What's he talking about?|
|01:01:21||[Soft instrumental music]|
|01:01:31||Wow, what a boat!|
|01:01:33||Looks good enough to eat.|
|01:01:35||That's quite a nice little canoe
you've got there, Wonka.|
|01:01:38||" All I ask is a tall ship
and a star to sail her by"|
|01:01:42||WONKA: All aboard, everybody.
MR. SALT: Ladies first. That means Veruca.|
|01:01:45||If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knid.|
|01:01:48||- You sure this thing will float, eh. Wonka ?
- With your buoyancy, sir. Rest assured.|
|01:01:52||She's trés jolie, but is she seaworthy?|
|01:01:55||Nothing to worry about, my dear lady.
I take good care of my guests.|
|01:01:59||- Yeah, you took real good care of that August kid
..over there, yeah sure.
- Everybody aboard.|
|01:02:04||You're going to love this.|
|01:02:06||Just love it.|
|01:02:13||[Lilting instrumental music]|
|01:02:38||Daddy, I want a boat like this.
A beautiful paddle boat, that's what i want.|
|01:02:42||What she wants
is a good kick in the pants.|
|01:02:45||I'm going to be seasick.|
|01:02:46||WONKA: Here, try one of this.
MRS. TEEVEE: What are they?|
|01:02:48||WONKA: Rainbow drops.
Suck 'em, you can spit in seven colors.|
|01:02:51||Spitting's a dirty habit.|
|01:02:52||I know a worse one.|
|01:02:54||[Lilting instrumental music continues]|
|01:03:06||- What business are you in, Salt?
|01:03:19||[Tense instrumental music]|
|01:03:21||MR. SALT: Where are we going?
SAM: I don't know. But, i don't like the looks of that tunnel up there.|
|01:03:24||-Hey Wonka, i want off.|
|01:03:26||" Around the world and home again
That's the sailor's way! "|
|01:03:32||VERUCA: I don't like this ride, Daddy.|
|01:03:38||MRS. TEEVEE: We're going too fast.
VIOLET: We're going to sink, I know it.|
|01:03:42||VERUCA: Why doesn't he stop the boat?
|01:03:44||MR. SALT: Close your eyes
and hang on tight.|
|01:03:47||[Tense instrumental music intensifies]|
|01:03:51||- What is this, a freak-out?
- This isn't funny, Wonka!|
|01:03:54||You can't possibly see where you're going.|
|01:03:56||You're right. I can't.|
|01:03:58||MIKE: Boy, what a great series
this would make.|
|01:04:02||- This is kind of strange.
- Yes, strange, Charlie. But it's fun.|
|01:04:06||CHARLIE: This is terrific.|
|01:04:08||MR. SALT: I'd like to get off the boat,
|01:04:12||- I think I'm gonna be sick.
- This has gone too far.|
|01:04:15||Tell that little guy to turn us around!|
|01:04:19||Now I am going to be sick.|
|01:04:28||[Singing] There's no earthly way
|01:04:33||[Singing] Which direction we are going|
|01:04:36||There's no knowing where we're rowing|
|01:04:41||Or which way the river's flowing|
|01:04:44||Is it raining? Is it snowing?|
|01:04:49||Is a hurricane a-blowing?|
|01:04:55||Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing|
|01:04:59||Are the fires of hell a-glowing?|
|01:05:03||Is the Grizzly Reaper mowing?|
|01:05:07||The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing|
|01:05:12||And they're certainly not showing|
|01:05:15||Any signs that they are slowing!|
|01:05:24||Make him stop, Daddy!|
|01:05:26||MR. SALT: It's gone far enough!
WONKA: Quite right.|
|01:05:28||Stop the boat!|
|01:05:31||WONKA: We're there.
MRS. TEEVEE: Where?|
|01:05:34||A small step for mankind,
but a giant step for us.|
|01:05:38||- All ashore.
- Let me off this freight.|
|01:05:42||MIKE: Why don't they show stuff like that
|01:05:45||- What a nightmare.
- Daddy, I do not want a boat like this.|
|01:05:49||CHARLIE: " Dairy Cream. "|
|01:05:54||BOTH: " Hair cream"?|
|01:05:56||[Wonka speaking in German]|
|01:05:59||That's not French.|
|01:06:01||[Continues speaking in German]|
|01:06:07||I can't take much more of this.|
|01:06:11||Der Inventing Room.|
|01:06:14||Now remember, no messing about.|
|01:06:17||No touching, no tasting, no telling.|
|01:06:20||GRANDPA: No telling what?|
|01:06:21||All of my most secret inventions
are cooking and simmering in here.|
|01:06:25||Old Slugworth would give his false teeth
to get inside for five minutes.|
|01:06:29||So don't touch a thing.|
Looks more like a Turkish bath to me.|
|01:07:01||Even if Slugworth did get in here,
he couldn't find anything.|
|01:07:04||- You got a garbage strike going on?
- Who does your cleaning up?|
|01:07:07||Shouldn't you wear rubber gloves?
You'll have the health inspectors after you.|
|01:07:11||Invention, my dear friends,
is 93% perspiration...|
|01:07:20||and 2% butterscotch ripple.|
|01:07:22||MRS. TEEVEE: That's 105%.|
|01:07:24||MR. SALT: Any good?|
|01:07:27||[Ln high-pitched voice] Yes.|
|01:07:32||Time is a precious thing. Never waste it.|
|01:07:38||- He's absolutely bonkers.
- That's not bad.|
|01:07:44||WONKA: " In spring time
The only pretty ring time|
|01:07:48||" Birds sing, hey ding a ding, ding|
|01:07:51||" Sweet lovers love the spring"|
|01:07:58||I told you not to, silly boy.|
|01:08:01||Boy, that's great stuff.|
|01:08:03||That's exploding candy for your enemies.
Great idea, isn't it?|
|01:08:07||Not ready yet, though. Still too weak.
Needs more gelignite.|
|01:08:20||What's that for?|
|01:08:21||Gives it a little kick.|
|01:08:31||Got something going on inside, have you?|
|01:08:33||WONKA: " Candy is dandy
but liquor is quicker. "|
|01:08:40||MIKE: What's the matter?
Too hot, Mr. Wonka?|
|01:08:42||Too cold. Far too cold.|
|01:08:45||MR. SALT: That's gourmet cooking for you.|
|01:08:48||No! Don't, please.|
but no one must look under there.|
|01:08:53||This is the most secret machine
in my entire factory.|
|01:08:57||WONKA: This will sizzle old Slugworth.
CHARLIE: What does it do?|
|01:09:02||Would you like to see?|
|01:09:27||CHARLIE: But what does it do?|
|01:09:29||Can't you see?
It makes Everlasting Gobstoppers.|
|01:09:32||VIOLET: Did you say
|01:09:34||For children with very little pocket money.
You can suck them forever.|
|01:09:37||I want an Everlasting Gobstopper.|
|01:09:39||- Me, too.
- And me.|
Revolutionize the industry.|
|01:09:43||You can suck them and suck them
and they'll never get any smaller. Never.|
|01:09:47||At least, I don't think so.|
|01:09:48||WONKA: Few more tests.
MIKE: How do you make them?|
|01:09:50||I'm a trifle deaf in this ear.
Speak a little louder next time.|
|01:09:54||WONKA: Who wants
an Everlasting Gobstopper?|
|01:09:56||CHILDREN: I do.|
|01:09:59||I can only give them to you
if you swear to keep them for yourselves...|
|01:10:03||and never show them to another
living soul as long as you all shall live.|
|01:10:10||Good. One for you,
and one for you, and one for you.|
|01:10:14||What about Charlie?|
|01:10:15||WONKA: And one for Charlie.|
|01:10:17||She's got two. I want another one.|
|01:10:19||VIOLET: Stop squawking, you twit!
WONKA: Everybody has had one.|
|01:10:22||And one is enough for anybody.
Now come along.|
|01:10:27||WONKA: Over here, if you'll follow me...|
|01:10:29||I have something rather special
to show you.|
|01:10:32||MR. SALT: It's special, all right.|
|01:10:34||I only hope my Veruca doesn't want one.|
|01:10:36||MIKE: What a contraption.
WONKA: Isn't she scrumptious?|
|01:10:39||She's my revolutionary,
non-pollutionary mechanical wonder.|
|01:10:42||Button, button, who's got the button?|
|01:10:45||CHARLIE: It's over there.|
|01:10:49||[Whizzing and whirring]|
|01:11:05||WONKA: What you are witnessing,
|01:11:07||is the most enormous miracle
of the Machine Age.|
|01:11:10||The creation of a confectionery giant.|
|01:11:14||[Whizzing and whirring continues]|
VERUCA: That's all?|
|01:11:25||Don't you know what this is?|
|01:11:27||VIOLET: By gum, it's gum!
|01:11:29||It's the most amazing, fabulous,
sensational gum in the whole world.|
|01:11:33||What's so fab about it?|
|01:11:34||- This tiny gum is a three-course dinner.
|01:11:38||WONKA: Roast beef, it's not quite right yet.
VIOLET: I don't care.|
|01:11:41||I wouldn't do that. I really wouldn't.|
|01:11:43||So long as it's gum, that's for me.|
|01:11:45||Violet, don't do anything stupid.|
|01:11:47||What's it taste like?|
|01:11:49||Madness! It's tomato soup.|
|01:11:52||It's hot and creamy.
I can feel it running down my throat.|
|01:11:57||- Why doesn't she listen to Mr. Wonka?
- Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit.|
|01:12:01||This sure is great soup.|
|01:12:03||The second course is coming up.|
|01:12:05||Roast beef and a baked potato.|
|01:12:08||With sour cream?|
|01:12:11||SAM: What's for dessert, baby?
VIOLET: Dessert? Here it comes.|
|01:12:14||Blueberry pie and cream.
It's the most marvelous pie I've tasted.|
|01:12:19||SAM: Holy Toledo!
What's happening to your face?|
|01:12:21||Cool it, Dad. Let me finish.|
|01:12:23||But your face is turning blue.|
|01:12:24||SAM: You're turning violet, Violet!
VIOLET: What are you talking about?|
|01:12:28||I told you I hadn't got it right yet.|
|01:12:30||You can say that again.
Look what it's done to my kid.|
|01:12:33||It always goes wrong
when we come to the dessert. Always.|
|01:12:37||Violet, what are you doing now?|
|01:12:39||- You're blowing up!
- I feel funny!|
|01:12:41||GRANDPA: I'm not surprised.
VIOLET: What's happening?|
|01:12:43||SAM: You're blowing up!
WONKA: Like a blueberry.|
|01:12:45||SAM: Call a doctor!
MRS. TEEVEE: Stick her with a pin.|
|01:12:48||CHARLIE: She'll pop.
WONKA: It happens every time.|
|01:12:50||- They all become blueberries.
- You've really done it this time!|
|01:12:53||I'll break you for this.|
|01:12:55||- Well, I'll get it right in the end.
|01:12:59||SAM: Let the air out of her quick.
WONKA: There's no air.|
|01:13:02||- That's juice.
|01:13:04||Would you roll the young lady
down to the juicing room at once?|
|01:13:08||SAM: What for?
WONKA: For squeezing.|
|01:13:10||She has to be squeezed immediately
before she explodes.|
- It's a fairly simple operation.|
|01:13:15||[Singing] Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do|
|01:13:19||I've got another puzzle for you|
|01:13:22||Oompa Loompa Doompada Dee|
|01:13:26||If you are wise you'll listen to me|
|01:13:30||Gum chewing's fine
When it's once in a while|
|01:13:33||It stops you from smoking
And brightens your smile|
|01:13:37||But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong|
|01:13:41||Chewing and chewing all day long|
|01:13:46||The way that a cow does|
|01:13:50||Oompa Loompa Doompadee Da|
|01:13:54||Given good manners, you will go far|
|01:13:57||You will live in happiness, too|
|01:14:01||Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do|
|01:14:09||I'll get even with you for this,
if it's the last thing I ever do!|
|01:14:13||I got a blueberry for a daughter.|
|01:14:16||" Where is fancy bred,
In the heart or in the head?"|
|01:14:22||Shall we roll on?|
|01:14:28||WONKA: Thank you.|
|01:14:29||Well, well, two naughty,
nasty little children gone.|
|01:14:34||Three good, sweet little children left.|
|01:14:40||WONKA: Hurry, please. Long way to go yet.|
|01:14:46||Wait a minute. I must show you this.|
|01:14:49||Lickable wallpaper for nursery walls.|
|01:14:51||Lick an orange, it tastes like an orange.|
|01:14:53||Lick a pineapple, it tastes like a pineapple.
Go ahead, try it.|
|01:14:58||MRS. TEEVEE: I got a plum.|
|01:15:00||CHARLIE: Grandpa, this banana's fantastic.
It tastes so real.|
|01:15:04||Try some more.
The strawberries taste like strawberries.|
|01:15:07||The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.|
Whoever heard of a snozzberry?|
|01:15:14||" We are the music makers.|
|01:15:16||" And we are the dreamers of dreams. "|
|01:15:25||Something very unusual in here.|
|01:15:28||WONKA: Bubbles, bubbles everywhere,
but not a drop to drink.|
CHARLIE: What's it making, Mr. Wonka?|
|01:15:35||WONKA: Fizzy-Lifting drinks.
They fill you with gas...|
|01:15:37||and the gas is so lifting, that it lifts you
right off the ground like a balloon.|
|01:15:41||VERUCA: Isn't it high? Gosh!|
|01:15:44||- But I dare not sell it yet. It's too powerful.
- Let us try some, please.|
|01:15:48||No, absolutely not. There'd be children
floating around all over the place.|
|01:15:53||Come along, don't hang about.|
|01:15:55||You'll be wild about this next room.|
|01:15:59||Let's take a drink. Nobody's watching.|
|01:16:01||A small one won't hurt us.|
|01:16:16||GRANDPA: You're right, Charlie.
I can't understand why.|
|01:16:21||I feel terribly strange.|
|01:16:23||- What do we do now?
- I don't know, Charlie.|
|01:16:26||We're in big trouble.
Mr. Wonka isn't going to like this.|
|01:16:29||We can't stay up here all day.|
|01:16:31||- You're right but-
- I'll try and get down.|
|01:16:33||All right, Charlie,
but please be very careful.|
|01:16:37||It's fun, Grandpa. It works.
Come on in, the air's fine.|
|01:16:41||- I haven't been swimming in 20 years.
- Give me your hand.|
|01:16:44||I don't think I ought to.|
|01:16:46||[Light instrumental music]|
|01:16:49||This is great!|
|01:16:51||CHARLIE: Try this, Grandpa.
GRANDPA: All right, Charlie. Wait for me.|
|01:16:55||[Grandpa and Charlie squeal with delight]|
|01:16:59||GRANDPA: I'm a shooting star.
CHARLIE: I'm a rocket!|
|01:17:03||This is really great.|
|01:17:05||Look, I'm a bird!|
|01:17:10||GRANDPA: I feel light as a feather.|
|01:17:13||Look down. We're really high now.|
|01:17:20||Watch this, Grandpa.|
|01:17:27||- Try it, Grandpa.
- I don't know.|
|01:17:29||- Come on, Grandpa.
- All right.|
|01:17:35||You did it, Grandpa!|
|01:17:38||I think I hit an air pocket.|
|01:17:40||You can fly to the moon this way.|
|01:17:43||GRANDPA: Let's just fly south
for the winter.|
|01:17:45||CHARLIE: Why not?|
|01:17:48||- I'm a bird!
- I'm a plane!|
|01:17:52||going too high!|
|01:17:55||Grandpa, I can't get down!|
|01:17:57||Help! Grandpa, the fan!|
|01:18:00||GRANDPA: Stay away from it!
It'll chop us to bits!|
|01:18:03||GRANDPA: We're in trouble! I can't stop!
CHARLIE: It's pulling me in!|
|01:18:07||GRANDPA: I can't stop!|
|01:18:09||CHARLIE: What do we do?
GRANDPA: Grab hold of something quick!|
|01:18:12||CHARLIE: There's nothing
to grab on to! Help!|
|01:18:15||CHARLIE: We're gonna get killed!
|01:18:18||Mr. Wonka, please! Turn off the fan!|
|01:18:25||I'm going down. Quick, Charlie, burp!|
|01:18:28||If you don't, it'll cut you to ribbons!|
|01:18:30||CHARLIE: I can't! Help!|
|01:18:32||You've got to burp. It's the only way.|
|01:18:34||Attaboy. Burp again.|
|01:18:37||Attaboy. Come on.|
|01:18:41||That's wonderful, Charlie.|
|01:18:50||GRANDPA: Grab on to me.
We're going to be all right now.|
|01:18:57||[Light instrumental music]|
|01:19:03||From now on,
we keep our feet on the ground.|
|01:19:05||Let's catch up to the others.|
|01:19:10||I know what you're thinking.
They can't be doing what they're doing.|
|01:19:14||But they are. They have to.|
|01:19:16||I haven't met the Oompa Loompa yet
who could do it.|
|01:19:19||WONKA: These are the geese
that lay the golden eggs.|
|01:19:21||WONKA: They're larger
than ordinary geese.|
|01:19:24||WONKA: In fact, they're quadruple-size
geese which produce octuple-size eggs.|
|01:19:28||WONKA: They're laying overtime for Easter.|
|01:19:30||But Easter's over.|
|01:19:32||[Whispering] They don't know that.
I'm trying to get ahead for next year.|
|01:19:37||MR. SALT: What happens
if they drop one of those eggs?|
|01:19:40||WONKA: An omelet fit for a king, sir.|
|01:19:43||VERUCA: Are they chocolate eggs?|
|01:19:45||Golden chocolate eggs.
That's a great delicacy.|
|01:19:48||But don't get too close.|
|01:19:49||The geese are temperamental.
So we have the Eggdicator.|
|01:19:52||MRS. TEEVEE: Egg-di-what?
WONKA: The Eggdicator.|
|01:19:54||It can tell the difference
between a good egg...|
|01:19:57||and a bad egg.|
|01:19:58||If it's a good egg, it's shined up
and shipped out all over the world.|
|01:20:02||But if it's a bad egg...|
|01:20:05||down the chute.|
|01:20:11||- It's an educated Eggdicator.
- It's a lot of nonsense.|
|01:20:15||[Singing] A little nonsense now and then|
|01:20:18||Is relished by the wisest men|
|01:20:22||VERUCA: Daddy, I want a golden goose.|
|01:20:24||CHARLIE: Here we go again.
MR. SALT: All right, sweetheart.|
|01:20:27||You'll get one as soon as we get home.|
|01:20:30||No, I want one of those.|
|01:20:33||How much do you want for the goose?|
|01:20:35||WONKA: They're not for sale.
MR. SALT: Name your price.|
|01:20:37||WONKA: She can't have one.
VERUCA: Who says so?|
|01:20:39||- The man with the funny hat.
- I want one. I want a golden goose.|
|01:20:46||I want my geese
to lay golden eggs for Easter.|
|01:20:49||MR. SALT: It will, dear.
VERUCA: At least 100 a day.|
|01:20:51||MR. SALT: Anything you say.
VERUCA: And by the way...|
|01:20:55||VERUCA: I want a feast.
MR. SALT: You ate before you came here.|
|01:20:58||[Singing] I want a bean-feast|
|01:21:00||One of those.|
|01:21:01||[Singing] Cream buns and doughnuts
And fruitcake with no nuts|
|01:21:04||So good you could go nuts|
|01:21:06||- You'll have them when you get home.
- No, now. I want a ball.|
|01:21:11||[Singing] I want a party|
|01:21:13||Pink macaroons and a million balloons|
|01:21:16||And performing baboons and...|
|01:21:18||Give it to me|
|01:21:21||[Singing] I want the world|
|01:21:23||I want the whole world|
|01:21:26||I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate|
|01:21:30||Give it to me now|
|01:21:34||I want today|
|01:21:36||I want tomorrow|
|01:21:38||I want to wear them
Like braids in my hair|
|01:21:41||And I don't want to share them!|
|01:21:47||I want a party with roomfuls of laughter|
|01:21:51||Ten thousand tons of ice cream|
|01:21:54||And if I don't get the things I am after|
|01:21:58||I'm going to scream|
|01:22:12||I want the works|
|01:22:14||I want the whole works|
|01:22:15||Presents and prizes
And sweets and surprises|
|01:22:18||Of all shapes and sizes
|01:22:21||Don't care how
I want it now|
|01:22:38||She was a bad egg.|
|01:22:41||Where's she gone?|
|01:22:42||Where all the other bad eggs go.
Down the garbage chute.|
|01:22:46||The garbage chute?|
|01:22:48||- Where does it lead to?
- To the furnace.|
|01:22:54||- She'll be sizzled like a sausage.
- Not necessarily.|
|01:22:57||She could be stuck inside the tube.|
|01:23:01||MR. SALT: Veruca, sweetheart.
|01:23:08||There's gonna be a lot of garbage today.|
|01:23:10||Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted.|
|01:23:13||- What's that?
- Veruca went first.|
|01:23:16||CHARLIE: Mr. Wonka, they won't really
be burned in the furnace, will they?|
|01:23:20||I think that furnace is lit
only every other day.|
|01:23:23||So they have a good sporting chance.|
|01:23:27||[Singing] Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do|
|01:23:30||I've got another puzzle for you|
|01:23:34||Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee|
|01:23:38||If you are wise you'll listen to me|
|01:23:41||Who do you blame when your kid is a brat|
|01:23:45||Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?|
|01:23:48||Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame|
|01:23:52||You know exactly who's to blame|
|01:23:57||The mother and the father|
|01:24:00||Oompa Loompa Doompadee Da|
|01:24:04||If you're not spoiled then you will go far|
|01:24:08||You will live in happiness, too|
|01:24:13||Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do|
|01:24:18||WONKA: I can't understand.
The children are disappearing like rabbits.|
|01:24:21||Well, we still have each other.
Shall we press on?|
|01:24:25||Can't we sit down for a minute?|
|01:24:27||- The pace is killing me.
- Transportation has been arranged.|
|01:24:36||WONKA: Behold the Wonkamobile.|
|01:24:38||" A thing of beauty is a joy forever. "|
|01:24:40||WONKA: Places, please.
The dance is about to begin.|
|01:24:43||WONKA: Better grab a seat,
they're going fast.|
|01:24:46||GRANDPA: What's that
they're filling it up with?|
|01:24:49||Ginger ale, ginger pop,
ginger beer, beer bubbles...|
|01:24:52||bubbleade, bubble cola, double cola,
|01:24:55||and all that crazy carbonated stuff
that tickles your nose.|
|01:24:58||Few people realize
the tremendous power in those things.|
|01:25:02||I'm sorry I asked.|
|01:25:04||[Whispering] You think Slugworth would
pay extra to know about this?|
|01:25:07||Just keep your eyes open
and your mouth shut.|
|01:25:11||WONKA: Everybody set?
CHARLIE: Is this gonna go fast?|
|01:25:14||It should. It's got more gas in it
than a politician.|
|01:25:17||Hold on tight. I'm going to open her up
and see what she can do.|
|01:25:29||WONKA: " Swifter than eagles...|
|01:25:32||" stronger than lions! "|
|01:25:42||MIKE: It's getting in my eyes!|
|01:25:44||MRS. TEEVEE: It's seeping in my shoes!|
|01:25:46||MRS. TEEVEE: I'm soaked!
It'll never come out!|
|01:25:49||MIKE: It's sticking to my gun.|
|01:25:59||My dress! My hair! My face!|
|01:26:03||MRS. TEEVEE: I'm sending you
the cleaning bill, Mr. Wonka.|
|01:26:09||MRS. TEEVEE: I'm dry cleaned.|
|01:26:17||Grandpa, what was that
we just went through?|
|01:26:20||MRS. TEEVEE: Is that Japanese?|
|01:26:22||No, " Wonka Wash" spelled backwards.|
|01:26:24||WONKA: That's it. The journey's over.|
|01:26:26||GRANDPA: Finest bath I've had in 20 years.
CHARLIE: Let's do it again, Mr. Wonka.|
|01:26:30||- That's as far as it goes?
- Couldn't we have walked?|
|01:26:34||If the good Lord had intended us to walk,
he wouldn't have invented roller skates.|
|01:26:38||Would you all please put these on?
We have to be very careful.|
|01:26:43||There's dangerous stuff inside.|
|01:26:48||WONKA: Wonkavision. My very latest
and greatest invention.|
|01:26:53||MIKE: It's television.
WONKA: It's Wonkavision.|
|01:26:55||I suppose you all know
how ordinary television works.|
|01:26:58||- You photograph-
- I do. You photograph something...|
|01:27:01||then it's split into millions of pieces...|
|01:27:04||that go whizzing through the air
and down to your TV set in the right order.|
|01:27:09||You should open your mouth a little wider
when you speak.|
|01:27:12||So I thought,
" If they can do it with a photograph...|
|01:27:15||" why can't I do it with a bar of chocolate?"|
|01:27:20||WONKA: I shall now send this chocolate
bar from one end of the room to the other.|
|01:27:24||It has to be big, because when
you transmit something by television...|
|01:27:28||it always ends up smaller
on the other end.|
|01:27:31||Goggles on, please.|
|01:27:34||WONKA: Lights, camera, action!|
|01:27:40||You can remove your goggles.|
|01:27:42||Where's the chocolate?|
|01:27:44||It's flying over our heads
in a million pieces.|
|01:27:49||WONKA: Now watch the screen.|
|01:27:53||WONKA: Here it comes.|
|01:27:56||WONKA: There it is.|
|01:27:57||- Take it.
- How can you take it? It's just a picture.|
|01:28:01||All right, you take it.|
|01:28:03||- It's real.
- Taste it. It's delicious. It's just smaller.|
|01:28:10||- It's perfect.
- It's unbelievable.|
|01:28:12||- It's a miracle.
- It's a TV dinner.|
|01:28:14||- It's Wonkavision.
- It could change the world.|
|01:28:17||Can you send other things?|
|01:28:19||MIKE: Not just chocolate.
WONKA: Anything you like.|
|01:28:21||- What about people?
|01:28:26||I don't really know. I suppose I could.|
|01:28:29||Yes, I'm sure I could.
I'm pretty sure I could.|
|01:28:32||But it might have some messy results.|
|01:28:34||MIKE: Look! I'm going to be
the first person to be sent by television.|
|01:28:37||MRS. TEEVEE: Get away from that thing!
WONKA: Come back.|
|01:28:40||MIKE: Lights, camera, action!|
|01:28:46||Where are you?|
|01:28:47||GRANDPA: He's up there,
in a million pieces.|
|01:28:49||MRS. TEEVEE: Mike, are you there?|
|01:28:51||WONKA: No good shouting.
Watch the screen.|
|01:28:54||[Electronic beeping continues]|
|01:28:56||Mike? Why is he taking so long?|
|01:28:59||A million pieces take a long time
to put together.|
|01:29:01||MRS. TEEVEE: Where are they?
WONKA: There's something coming.|
|01:29:04||MRS. TEEVEE: Is it Mike?
WONKA: It's hard to tell but-|
|01:29:07||The little groover's getting smaller
by the minute.|
|01:29:10||MIKE: Look at me. I'm the first person
in the world to be sent by television.|
|01:29:15||Wow, what a wild trip that was.|
|01:29:18||It's the greatest thing
that's ever happened to me.|
|01:29:20||Am I coming in clear?
Mom, I said, am I coming in clear?|
|01:29:24||Great. He's completely unharmed.|
|01:29:26||You call that unharmed?|
|01:29:28||Wow, that was something.
Can I do it again?|
|01:29:32||MRS. TEEVEE: No, there'll be nothing left.|
|01:29:34||Don't worry about a thing, Mom.
I feel fine.|
|01:29:36||MIKE: I'm famous. I'm a TV star.|
|01:29:38||MIKE: Wait till the kids back home
hear about this.|
|01:29:40||MRS. TEEVEE: Nobody will.|
|01:29:42||Where are you taking me?
I don't want to go in there.|
|01:29:45||Be quiet. Well?|
|01:29:49||Fortunately, small boys
are extremely springy and elastic.|
|01:29:52||So I think we'll put him
in my special taffy-pulling machine.|
|01:29:55||That should do the trick.|
|01:29:57||To the Taffy-Pulling Room.|
|01:29:58||The boy is in his mother's purse.
But be extremely careful.|
|01:30:02||[Mrs. Teevee stuttering]|
|01:30:04||What's he saying?|
|01:30:06||No, I won't hold you responsible.|
|01:30:10||And now, my dearest lady,
it's time to say goodbye.|
|01:30:14||No, don't speak.|
|01:30:16||For some moments in life,
there are no words. Run along now.|
|01:30:20||[Mrs. Teevee mumbles incoherently]|
|01:30:29||" Parting is such sweet sorrow. "|
|01:30:38||[Slow instrumental music]|
|01:30:41||[Singing] Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do|
|01:30:44||I've got another puzzle for you|
|01:30:48||Oompa Loompa Doompada Dee|
|01:30:51||If you are wise you'll listen to me|
|01:30:55||What do you get from a glut of TV?|
|01:30:58||A pain in the neck and an IQ of three|
|01:31:02||Why don't you try simply reading a book?|
|01:31:06||Or could you just not bear to look?|
|01:31:08||You'll get no|
|01:31:13||You'll get no commercials|
|01:31:16||Oompa Loompa Doompadee Da|
|01:31:20||If you like reading, you will go far|
|01:31:24||You will live in happiness, too|
|01:31:32||Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do|
|01:31:38||So much to do: Invoices, bills, letters.|
|01:31:43||I must answer that note from the Queen.|
|01:31:47||What's gonna happen to the other kids?
Augustus and Veruca?|
|01:31:50||My dear boy, I promise you
they'll be quite all right.|
|01:31:54||When they leave here, they'll be restored
to their normal, terrible old selves.|
|01:31:59||But maybe they'll be
a little bit wiser for the wear.|
|01:32:02||Don't worry about it.|
|01:32:04||What do we do now, Mr. Wonka?|
|01:32:07||I hope you enjoyed yourselves.
Excuse me for not showing you out.|
|01:32:11||Straight up the stairs, you'll find it.
I'm busy. A whole day wasted.|
|01:32:14||Goodbye to you both.|
Did we do something wrong?|
|01:32:24||I don't know, Charlie.|
|01:32:26||But I'm going to find out.|
|01:32:46||GRANDPA: Mr. Wonka?
WONKA: I am extraordinarily busy, sir.|
|01:32:49||I just wanted to ask about the chocolate.|
|01:32:52||The lifetime supply of chocolate.
|01:32:56||When does he get it?|
|01:32:58||WONKA: He doesn't.
GRANDPA: Why not?|
|01:33:00||WONKA: Because he broke the rules.|
We didn't see any rules, did we?|
|01:33:07||Under Section 37-B
of the contract signed by him...|
|01:33:11||it states quite clearly that
all offers shall become null and void if...|
|01:33:15||And you can read it for yourself
in this photostat copy:|
|01:33:19||" I, the undersigned...|
|01:33:20||" shall forfeit all rights,
privileges, and licenses...|
|01:33:23||" herein contained," etc.|
|01:33:26||'"Fax mentis incendium
gloriae culpum, '"etc.|
|01:33:33||It's all there, black and white,
clear as crystal!|
|01:33:36||You stole Fizzy-Lifting drinks!|
|01:33:39||You bumped into the ceiling which
now has to be washed and sterilized!|
|01:33:43||So you get nothing!|
|01:33:46||Good day, sir!|
|01:33:49||You're a crook.|
|01:33:51||You're a cheat and a swindler,
that's what you are.|
|01:33:54||How can you do a thing like this?|
|01:33:56||Build up a little boy's hopes and
then smash all his dreams to pieces.|
|01:34:00||You're an inhuman monster!|
|01:34:02||I said, good day!|
|01:34:08||Come on, Charlie. Let's get out of here.|
|01:34:11||I'll get even with him
if it's the last thing I ever do.|
|01:34:14||If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper,
he'll get one.|
|01:34:50||WONKA: " So shines a good deed
in a weary world. "|
|01:35:03||You did it!|
|01:35:05||I just knew you would!|
|01:35:09||Forgive me for putting you through this.
Please forgive me.|
|01:35:12||Come in, Mr. Wilkinson.
Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson.|
|01:35:17||No, that's not Slugworth.
He works for me.|
|01:35:20||CHARLIE: For you?
WONKA: I had to test you, Charlie.|
|01:35:22||And you passed the test. You won!|
|01:35:25||GRANDPA: Won what?
WONKA: The jackpot, my dear sir.|
|01:35:28||WONKA: The grand and glorious jackpot.
CHARLIE: The chocolate?|
|01:35:31||The chocolate, yes.
But that's just the beginning.|
|01:35:34||We have to get on.
We have so much time and so little to do.|
|01:35:38||WONKA: Strike that. Reverse it.|
|01:35:40||This way, please.|
|01:35:42||We'll take the Wonkavator.|
|01:35:45||Step in, Charlie. Grandpa Joe, sir.|
|01:35:55||- This is the great glass Wonkavator.
- It's an elevator.|
|01:36:00||It's a Wonkavator.
An elevator only goes up and down.|
|01:36:02||But the Wonkavator goes sideways,
slantways, longways, back ways...|
|01:36:06||CHARLIE: And front ways?
WONKA:... and any other ways you think of.|
|01:36:10||It can take you to any room by pressing
one of these buttons. Any button.|
|01:36:14||Press a button and zing, you're off.|
|01:36:17||And up until now, I've pressed them all.|
|01:36:25||WONKA: Go ahead, Charlie.
|01:36:30||There it goes.|
|01:36:34||Hold on tight.|
|01:36:36||I'm not exactly sure
what's going to happen.|
|01:36:39||Faster. If we don't pick up speed,
we won't get through.|
|01:36:43||CHARLIE: Get through what?|
|01:36:45||- You mean, we're going...
- Up and out.|
|01:36:47||But the roof is glass.
It'll shatter into a thousand pieces.|
|01:36:50||- We'll be cut to ribbons.
|01:36:57||Hold on, everybody.|
|01:36:59||Here it comes.|
|01:37:06||[Light instrumental music]|
|01:37:17||GRANDPA: You did it. Congratulations.
WONKA: Get up, take a look.|
|01:37:21||Grandpa, our town looks so pretty
from up here.|
|01:37:23||GRANDPA: Look over here, Charlie.
I think I see our house.|
|01:37:28||GRANDPA: It really looks beautiful.|
|01:37:30||There's my school, Grandpa.|
|01:37:33||[Light instrumental music continues]|
|01:37:38||How did you like the chocolate factory?|
|01:37:41||I think it's the most wonderful place
in the whole world.|
|01:37:44||WONKA: I'm very pleased
to hear you say that...|
|01:37:46||because I'm giving it to you.|
WONKA: That's all right, isn't it?|
|01:37:52||GRANDPA: You're giving Charlie-
WONKA: I can't go on forever.|
|01:37:55||WONKA: And I don't really want to try.|
|01:37:57||So who can I trust
to run the factory when I leave...|
|01:38:00||and take care
of the Oompa Loompas for me?|
|01:38:03||Not a grownup.|
|01:38:04||A grownup would want to do everything
his own way, not mine.|
|01:38:08||That's why I decided a long time ago
that I had to find a child.|
|01:38:11||A very honest, loving child...|
|01:38:15||to whom I can tell all my most precious
|01:38:19||CHARLIE: So, you sent the Golden Tickets?
|01:38:22||The factory's yours.
You can move in immediately.|
|01:38:24||GRANDPA: And me?
|01:38:27||CHARLIE: What happens to the-
WONKA: The whole family.|
|01:38:29||I want you to bring them all.|
|01:38:37||don't forget what happened to the man
who suddenly got everything he wanted.|
|01:38:41||CHARLIE: What happened?|
|01:38:42||He lived happily ever after.|
|01:38:47||[Sweeping instrumental music]|
|01:39:42||English - SDH|