|00:00:50||So tell me. How was Hawaii?|
|00:00:53||-It was unbelievable.
|00:00:56||-Well, what happened?
-I met this guy.|
|00:00:59||It was the best week of my life.|
|00:01:02||It was just a little
|00:01:05||But he was so sweet.|
|00:01:07||He took me to all these
cool local places.|
|00:01:09||We went scuba diving. . . .|
|00:01:19||Well, we got a little drunk.|
|00:01:22||-He gave me. . . .
-A back rub.|
|00:01:24||We slow danced. . . .|
|00:01:25||--in the rain.|
|00:01:27||But it wasn't just about the sex.|
|00:01:34||It ended kind of weird, though.|
|00:01:36||When I asked for his number,
he said he's. . . .|
|00:01:40||-Entering the priesthood.
-He doesn't believe in phones.|
|00:01:42||He just kind of ran away.|
|00:01:46||You know, it was just
a little fling, but. . . .|
|00:01:49||I won't forget my week. . . .|
|00:01:50||--with Henry Roth.|
|00:02:02||Henry Roth, why didn't you tell me
you were a secret agent?|
|00:02:06||I prefer intelligence operative,
and I couldn't tell you until I knew you.|
|00:02:10||Well, can I call you when I land?|
|00:02:13||You can call me, but I'll be in Peru.
I said that a little loud.|
|00:02:16||Come on, that's a 1 87, code blue.
We got the wolf sleeping at night.|
|00:02:20||He's slipping his arm in the drawer
and out comes the cookie jar. All clear.|
|00:02:28||Well, maybe when you
get back from Peru.|
|00:02:31||-I don't think that's an option, Lisa.
|00:02:34||I know. I changed your name
for your protection.|
|00:02:39||We have to go our separate ways now.|
|00:02:44||Got it! Moving out!|
|00:02:50||-What the hell is your problem?
-Just keep going, I'll give you $20.|
|00:02:54||-You got it. How's your balls?
-Killing me. Hit it.|
|00:03:13||Easy, Honah Lee.|
|00:03:16||Hey, I'm a person, not a seal.|
|00:03:19||Well, I am a vet, not a doctor. So just
hold still, or I won't give you a treat.|
|00:03:25||I know, it's okay.
You see that, kids?|
|00:03:27||You see what happens
when you play with sharks?|
|00:03:30||Now, why you gotta spread those lies?
Sharks are like dogs.|
|00:03:34||They only bite when you
touch their private parts.|
|00:03:38||That's a good title
for my documentary.|
|00:03:40||Sharks: They Only Bite When
You Touch Their Private Parts.|
|00:03:44||Or you could call it,
Sharks: They Tried to Eat My Kidney.|
|00:03:48||All right, enough already.
You too, Willie.|
|00:03:54||All of you.|
|00:03:56||He just cast a spell on us.|
|00:03:59||All right. Put this on four times
a day for two weeks.|
|00:04:02||-You can handle that.
-What's wrong with that turtle?|
|00:04:05||Lung problems because
he smoked too much turtle weed. . .|
|00:04:08||. . .which is bad for you. Right, Ula?|
|00:04:10||What? I don't smoke weed.|
|00:04:13||Hey, Honah Lee? How's that hot
wahine nympho from Ohio?|
|00:04:18||Great. I dropped her off
at the airport this morning.|
|00:04:21||Come on, I need some details.|
|00:04:22||You get some booby, some assy,
a pull on your poi-poi? Come on.|
|00:04:26||Daddy, what's a nympho?|
|00:04:28||Oh. The nympho
is the state bird of Ohio.|
|00:04:34||You're the state idiot of Hawaii.|
|00:04:36||Here you go. Bite the fish,
chew the fish, love the fish. Enjoy.|
|00:04:39||-You crack me up, kamaaina.
|00:04:42||-One of these days. . .
|00:04:44||. . .you'll show one of those
tourists such a good time. . .|
|00:04:47||. . .she'll wanna stay on the island.|
|00:04:49||Why do you say
mean things like that. . .|
|00:04:51||. . .and why is your foot
on my pillow?|
|00:04:55||I don't want your ass on it, either.
Get up! Get up!|
|00:04:58||It could happen.|
|00:05:00||Then you won't be able to go
on your boat trip to Alaska.|
|00:05:03||You'll be stuck here, waking up next to
the same old, ugly broad, just like Ula.|
|00:05:12||-Just kidding, guys.
-About the old part or the ugly part?|
|00:05:20||Henry, come quickly!
|00:05:29||Jocko! What's going on
with you, buddy?|
|00:05:32||Don't be scared.
Everything's gonna be fine.|
|00:05:35||Just stay calm. All right.|
|00:05:37||Willie, I don't need you to see this.
Get out of here, now!|
|00:05:42||Okay, check the temperature
of the pool. Go! Hurry!|
|00:05:47||What are you doing?
I meant check the thermometer!|
|00:05:49||Give me a hand. Let's go!|
|00:05:52||Get me two fish
from the barrel. Now.|
-Just hang in there.|
-It's gonna be all right.|
|00:05:58||That's a little warm.
Go to the bottom of the barrel, please.|
|00:06:08||Okay, there. That's good. Thank you.|
|00:06:10||Come on, buddy, take it. Take it.|
|00:06:12||-He's not responding !
-I know, Alexa!|
|00:06:14||Sorry, I smacked you. You needed
the fish-slap to calm down.|
|00:06:17||-Do you understand? Are you calm?
-Yes. Fish-slap calm me.|
|00:06:21||I'm gonna try to get him
breathing manually. . .|
|00:06:23||. . .so I need your face next
to his mouth to see if it's working.|
|00:06:26||-Are you ready?
|00:06:28||-One, two, three!
-Nothing, nothing !|
|00:06:31||All right! Try it again. If it doesn't
work we'll perform a tracheotomy.|
|00:06:35||We don't wanna do that, so let's
pray this works. One more time.|
|00:06:39||One, two. . . .|
|00:06:50||That's a lot of vomit.|
|00:06:52||This is why I got into
|00:06:56||To save sea animals.|
|00:06:58||You should go
wash yourself off, okay?|
|00:07:01||Maybe try some turpentine.
That might take the stink away.|
|00:07:06||Yeah, high-five is right, buddy.|
|00:07:08||I knew you were gonna burp,
but the vomit thing was awesome!|
|00:07:12||That's what she gets for eating
my roast beef sandwich.|
|00:07:16||Willie, did you see that?|
November 5th, 6:45 a.m.|
|00:07:41||l've taken the Sea Serpent for
a trip around the island of Oahu.|
|00:07:45||lt is by far the longest voyage
she has yet undertaken. . .|
|00:07:48||...and its completion will signal
that she's ready. . .|
|00:07:51||...for our great journey
to Bristol Bay. . .|
|00:07:53||...whose unspoiled walrus habitat
hill yield an abundance of--|
|00:08:07||Are you kidding me?|
What can I get for you?|
|00:08:31||I guess I'll take a cup of coffee.|
-Yeah, I already ate breakfast.|
|00:08:36||I need to kill some time before the
Coast Guard gets here to tow my boat.|
|00:08:40||What did you eat?|
|00:08:41||I had a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
and some Gatorade.|
|00:08:45||They're not breakfast.
I get you Spam and eggs.|
|00:08:48||Nick, I need Spam and eggs.|
|00:08:53||-You like the peanut butter cups?
|00:08:57||Want me to put peanut butter cups
in your eggs?|
|00:09:00||No, that's okay.|
|00:09:03||Peanut butter cups.|
|00:09:22||-Hey, Sue, nice haircut.
|00:09:58||Are you staring at me or her?|
|00:10:00||Because you're starting
to freak me out.|
|00:10:02||Settle down and eat your pancakes.|
|00:10:10||I think she's a local girl.
I wanted to go up to her. . .|
|00:10:13||. . . but I was kind of off my game.
But, man, was she cute, though.|
|00:10:16||I thought you liked your bitches
from out of state.|
|00:10:19||Yeah, that's usually my policy.
Make sure I don't get tied down.|
|00:10:23||Freeze that image right there.|
|00:10:26||There's the little fella.
|00:10:30||Sounds to me like someone
is afraid of commitment.|
|00:10:34||Let me guess.|
|00:10:36||Your high school sweetheart
got drunk at party. . .|
|00:10:39||. . .then cheated on you
with whole wrestling team.|
|00:10:42||Close. Actually, it was my
college girlfriend Tracy.|
|00:10:45||And it wasn't a wrestling team.
It was her academic advisor.|
|00:10:49||-Oh, she liked the older man.
-Older women. About 50 years older.|
|00:10:53||I hope you shot the stupid tramp.|
|00:10:55||What's with the "tramp"
and the "bitches" talk?|
|00:10:58||-Are you drunk or something?
-I apologize for nasty talk.|
|00:11:01||I am grouchy due to lack
of recent physical intimacy.|
|00:11:06||Shut up, because here comes
|00:11:09||What I will do now is go into
your office and become naked.|
|00:11:15||Next move is up to you.|
|00:11:18||I may not be as limber
as I once was. . .|
|00:11:20||. . . but I make up for it with enthusiasm
and willingness to experiment.|
|00:11:27||I don't know if you realize,
I'm not into guys.|
|00:11:49||Hey, Mr. Peanut Butter Cups.|
|00:11:52||Hey, Mr. Could-Kill-Me-in-One-Punch.
How you doing?|
-Couldn't get enough of that Spam.|
|00:11:57||Fry some up and throw
some eggs on it.|
|00:12:00||-You got it.
-All right, mahalo.|
|00:12:18||You know, why don't you try this?|
|00:12:24||It's kind of a hinge.|
|00:12:29||-Now, why didn't I think of that?
-Well, you're too close to the project.|
|00:12:32||Don't be hard on yourself.|
|00:12:34||Right. Sometimes you need
an outsider's perspective.|
|00:12:37||Fresh eye never hurts.|
|00:12:43||Yes. I'm Henry Roth.|
|00:12:44||-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.|
|00:12:46||It's pretty. Keep up the good work.|
|00:12:50||Wait. I see you're sitting there alone.
Do you wanna come and sit down?|
|00:12:55||-Sure, that'd be great, if that's all right.
|00:13:03||-So are you an architect?
-I am not. I'm in fish.|
|00:13:07||Oh, that's where the smell
is coming from.|
|00:13:09||Yeah, yeah, I was feeding
a walrus this morning. . .|
|00:13:12||. . .and I thought I got most of it
off of me, but guess I didn't.|
|00:13:16||-I love that smell.
-No, you don't.|
|00:13:19||-Fish don't even like that smell.
-No, I do. My dad's a fisherman.|
|00:13:22||He and my brother Doug, they go
out to sea for months at a time.|
|00:13:26||And I miss them so much while they're
gone that when they come back. . .|
|00:13:30||. . . I just hold on to them
for five minutes each.|
|00:13:37||And they smell just like your hands.
It's the best smell in the world.|
|00:13:43||Well, my fingers are available. . .|
|00:13:45||. . .for your sniffing pleasure
anytime you need them.|
|00:13:59||Sea lions are known
for their athleticism. . .|
|00:14:03||. . .and dolphins are known
for their intelligence.|
|00:14:06||-Walruses are known for their. . . .
|00:14:10||Their tusks. Also their male parts
can get pretty gigantic.|
|00:14:17||Yeah, yeah, it's the second biggest
out of all the mammals.|
|00:14:22||-What's the first?
-I think Tattoo-Face.|
|00:14:29||I like your laugh.|
|00:14:32||I like you making me laugh.|
|00:14:33||I hate to break this up,
but we're setting up for lunch.|
|00:14:37||Oh, okay. Sorry, Sue.|
|00:14:40||And the real cool thing about walruses
is they're very mysterious.|
|00:14:46||We don't really know what
they're like in the wild.|
|00:14:49||Don't they just sleep on icebergs
and yawn all the time?|
|00:14:52||All we really see is what they do
outside of the water. . .|
|00:14:55||. . . but who knows what
they do under the ice. . .|
|00:14:58||. . .where they spend
two-thirds of their lives.|
|00:15:01||Well, maybe they're intimidating the
other creatures with their big winkies.|
|00:15:05||That is one theory.|
|00:15:09||-I have to go.
-Where you going?|
|00:15:11||It's my dad's birthday, and we go
every year and we pick a pineapple.|
|00:15:15||-It's a tradition.
-That sounds nice. Okay, well. . .|
|00:15:19||. . . I had a great time.|
|00:15:24||Would you like to have breakfast
again tomorrow morning, same time?|
|00:15:28||-Because I teach an art class at 1 0.
-I wish I could make it. . .|
|00:15:32||. . . but, yes, I will be there.|
|00:15:38||-One for the road. It is fishy.
-Got you good.|
|00:15:43||See you tomorrow.|
|00:15:45||Oh, my God.|
|00:15:48||Oh, my goodness.|
|00:16:04||I had a bee on me.|
-He was a big one.|
"look at those two shitheads."|
|00:16:23||That was the stupidest-looking
swing I've ever seen.|
|00:16:26||I'm gonna take a Molokai
on that one.|
|00:16:28||No throwing. Come on.|
|00:16:31||Stop laughing, you hyenas.
Let's see what you get.|
|00:16:33||Okay, you heard me. Go! Go!|
|00:16:36||Show papa what you got.|
|00:16:49||-You suck, you're good at everything.
-Father of the Year strikes again.|
|00:16:53||By the way, cuz, I met this sexy, blond
tax attorney at Starbucks today.|
|00:16:58||I told her you the kahuna
she wanna have fun on this island.|
|00:17:03||You want her number?|
|00:17:04||You pimping tourists for me again?|
|00:17:06||Yes! I live vicariously
through you, remember?|
|00:17:09||My life sucks.|
|00:17:11||Now, come on. Give her the Waikikiki
sneaky between the cheeky.|
|00:17:15||Ula needs it. I imagine I did it and then
I can get through another weekend.|
|00:17:20||I'm staying in. Sorry.
Thank you, though.|
-Hey, Dad !|
|00:17:24||Not now, Keanu Mokokokakau.|
|00:17:26||But your stitches are bleeding.|
|00:17:30||It must've been my huge back-swing.|
|00:17:32||You think you can stitch me up
after I get back from surfing?|
|00:17:35||-Yeah, looking forward to it.
-I wouldn't surf with a wound like that.|
|00:17:39||You might attract a shark.|
|00:17:41||What's wrong with that?
Sharks are naturally peaceful.|
|00:17:44||Is that right?
How'd you get that nasty cut, anyway?|
|00:17:47||A shark bit me.|
|00:17:50||Go smoke another one, bro.|
|00:17:52||That shark theory's
starting to catch on.|
|00:17:55||Now, will everybody keep it down. . .|
|00:17:57||. . .while I whack the crap
out of this thing?|
|00:18:05||Sit! Stay! Shit! No!|
|00:18:12||Where the hell is it?|
|00:18:16||Looking for something?|
|00:18:23||Oh, my God !
What are you doing here?|
|00:18:27||The same thing you are.
Looking for my ball.|
|00:18:31||This is weird. I've been thinking
about you all morning, all day.|
|00:18:35||Can't wait to have breakfast
with you again.|
|00:18:37||I know. And I just wanna eat you up.|
-Yeah. Tomorrow and the next day. . .|
|00:18:44||-. . .and the next day and the next day.
-All right. Okay.|
|00:18:50||Oh, Lucy, that feels so good.|
|00:18:53||No, my nipples are too sensitive.
-Your ball hooked into that cart. . .|
|00:19:05||. . . bounced back and hit you in
the head. It was freaking hilarious.|
|00:19:11||And what's up with your nipples?|
|00:19:15||I can't be falling for a local.
I ain't ever going back to that diner.|
|00:19:19||-This where you got hit?
|00:19:28||You're so lucky you're a professional
cliff diver in Hawaii.|
|00:19:32||-Yeah, well, it's a living.
-I'm a tax attorney.|
|00:19:34||-We never get to have any fun.
-Is that right?|
|00:19:37||I'd like to do something
extra fun tonight.|
|00:19:51||Taking it deep, aren't you?|
|00:19:59||How about another
fishbowl for the lady?|
|00:20:01||-Why don't I just tap a keg for her?
|00:20:05||I think I'm getting kind of drunk.|
|00:20:08||-Are you getting drunk?
|00:20:11||So, what are you thinking?|
|00:20:18||What am I thinking?|
|00:20:23||Actually, I'm not drunk at all,
Noreen, and neither are you. . .|
|00:20:26||. . . because there's no alcohol
in these drinks.|
|00:20:30||Sadly, I've used this technique
|00:20:33||It helps lovely tourists,
such as yourself. . .|
|00:20:35||. . . loosen up without impairing
your ability to stay awake. . .|
|00:20:38||. . .and have guilt-free,
vigorous sex with me.|
|00:20:44||I'm not a cliff diver, either.
I'm afraid of heights.|
|00:20:48||Well, since it's my last night in town. . .|
|00:20:52||. . .can I pretend you didn't just say that
and still have sex with you anyway?|
|00:20:58||I can't do it. I'm sorry.|
|00:21:01||Well, can you at least point me in
the direction of someone who can?|
|00:21:05||That guy over there
could help you out.|
|00:21:11||-Isn't that a woman?
-Jeez, I'm not really sure.|
|00:21:16||But you're too drunk to notice,
remember? Take care.|
|00:21:29||-Hey, you. Aloha.
|00:21:32||Not aloha, "hello," aloha, "goodbye."
We're closed today. Go away.|
|00:21:36||-What are you talking about?
|00:21:39||-Don't move. I have to talk to you.
-Hey, Peanut Butter Cups!|
|00:22:00||My fingers are extra fishy today,
if you care to take a whiff.|
|00:22:04||What was that?|
|00:22:06||I was petting my walrus all morning
and thinking of you the whole time.|
I think that you should leave.|
|00:22:14||What? I was joking because
of what we talked about yesterday.|
|00:22:20||I've never even met you.|
|00:22:22||-Nick! I need help!
|00:22:26||Nick, put that down.
I'll handle it.|
|00:22:28||-You, follow me.
-Wait a-- What's going on?|
|00:22:32||I was kidding around with you !|
|00:22:35||What's happening here?
Is she crazy or something?|
|00:22:38||Lucy is a very special person.
Very different from other people.|
|00:22:45||About a year ago, Lucy was
in a terrible car accident.|
|00:22:50||She and her father went up
North Shore to get a pineapple.|
|00:23:30||Her father broke some ribs, but Lucy
suffered a serious head injury.|
|00:23:35||She lost her short-term memory.|
|00:23:38||So she can't remember anything?|
|00:23:40||No, no, no, she has all of her
|00:23:43||That's a different part
of the brain.|
|00:23:45||Her whole life, up to the night before
the accident, she remembers.|
|00:23:49||She just can't retain
any new information.|
|00:23:52||It's like her slate gets wiped clean
every night while she sleeps.|
|00:23:57||Hold on. This sounds like something
I would tell a psycho girl. . .|
|00:24:01||. . .so she'd stop calling me.
Am I the psycho girl?|
|00:24:03||I wish I was making this up!|
|00:24:05||She has no memory
that she ever met you.|
|00:24:08||What about the
|00:24:11||She says that every day,
because each morning. . .|
|00:24:13||. . .she wakes up thinking it's
October 1 3th of last year.|
|00:24:17||She comes for breakfast because
that's what she did on Sundays. . .|
|00:24:20||. . .and October 1 3th
was a Sunday.|
|00:24:23||She has no idea
it's more than a year later.|
|00:24:26||She reads the newspaper.|
|00:24:28||It's a special paper her father
puts on their porch.|
|00:24:31||It's from the day of her accident.
He got hundreds of them printed.|
|00:24:35||Lucy does the same thing every day.|
|00:24:52||-Hi, Dad !
-Oh, hi, sweetie.|
|00:24:55||You got one without me.|
|00:24:58||The lady at the farmers' market
gave it to me as a birthday present.|
|00:25:02||I didn't wanna hurt her feelings.|
|00:25:06||I think she likes you.|
|00:25:08||-Yeah, what's not to like?
-What about our tradition?|
|00:25:12||Well, I have another idea.
I painted my workshop yesterday.|
|00:25:19||Now it's too white.
Gives me a headache.|
|00:25:21||Oh, yeah, you definitely
need some colour in here.|
|00:25:24||Well, you know,
that's what I was thinking.|
-Yeah. Go nuts.|
|00:25:29||-Paint me something for my birthday.
|00:25:33||And promise that we can pick
a pineapple for Thanksgiving, okay?|
|00:25:40||Hey, you should watch the Vikings
game while I'm painting.|
|00:25:51||-Yeah, baby. Isolate.
-What are we eating tonight, Doug?|
-Try not to sweat in the sauce.|
|00:26:09||Seven hundred and five.
Seven hundred and six.|
|00:26:12||-Seven hundred and seven.
-Hey, you guys.|
How's the painting coming?|
|00:26:19||-Oh. What's the score?
-The Vikings are on the two-yard line.|
|00:26:23||-If they score, they bring it to 1 4-1 0.
-Maybe they'll win for your birthday.|
|00:26:27||And I'll bet Culpepper runs it in.|
|00:26:30||I'll bet he fakes a handoff to Williams,
throws to Kleinsasser in the end zone.|
|00:26:34||-Loser does the dishes?
|00:26:37||--keep the offence on the field.|
|00:26:39||Culpepper fakes a handoff
to Williams. He will throw.|
|00:26:42||He's got Kleinsasser in the end zone!
|00:26:45||Doug, you're good.|
|00:26:48||Maybe you should be a coach.|
|00:27:12||And you don't look a day over 25.|
|00:27:13||Yeah, right, and Doug's muscles
aren't pharmaceutically enhanced.|
|00:27:17||What? I use an herb supplement. . .|
|00:27:19||. . .that can be purchased at any
health-food store. Check this out.|
|00:27:22||Check out these glutes.
|00:27:25||Pretty sweet, huh?|
|00:27:27||Stop it! You're gonna make me
throw up on the cake.|
|00:27:30||Okay, just open your present.|
|00:27:31||Okay. Let's see what we've got here.|
|00:27:35||The Sixth Sense.|
|00:27:38||Hey! When I'm done doing the dishes,
do you guys wanna watch it?|
|00:27:46||Some people, they call me freak.|
-l am. l am a freak. Look at me.|
|00:27:57||Just give me a chance--|
|00:28:03||I can't believe it.
Bruce Willis is a ghost.|
Did you see that coming?|
-Not a clue.|
|00:28:10||-Shocked as hell.
-Anyway, it was awesome.|
-Love you, Sis.|
|00:28:16||Your muscles are getting so big, I can
barely wrap my arms around you.|
|00:28:20||You like that?
Check this out.|
|00:28:26||Okay, okay! Enough with the titty
dance! Let your sister go to sleep.|
|00:28:31||-I like it.
-Sweet dreams, Lucy.|
|00:29:25||Hey, Tracy, how you doing?|
|00:29:28||Well, things changed a little bit
since high school.|
|00:30:00||And this is what happens
every single day.|
|00:30:03||How long it gonna take for
her memory to come back?|
|00:30:06||Her doctors say it may
never come back.|
what you're saying is. . .|
|00:30:13||-. . .she's perfect for you.
-What do you mean?|
|00:30:15||You can hang out all day with
no attachment, because--|
|00:30:18||Her plane leaves every night?
There's a problem with that.|
|00:30:23||No, it isn't.|
|00:30:24||You meet her, hang out, flirt,
no commitment, nobody gets hurt.|
|00:30:28||-She's got brain damage, you psycho.
-Okay, I'll give you that one.|
|00:30:32||But I think it'd be healthy for you.|
|00:30:34||You haven't allowed yourself
to connect with a girl.|
|00:30:37||I appreciate your interest,
but leave me alone.|
|00:30:40||Hey, you'd be doing exactly
what her father does:|
|00:30:43||Giving her a wonderful day.|
|00:30:45||When it's time for you to go on your
big boat trip, poof, you just leave.|
|00:30:49||She'll never even know you're gone.|
|00:30:51||I'm not sure about the "poofing" part,
because I'm not a good poofer.|
|00:30:55||Demonstrate a good poof for me?|
|00:30:57||quit busting my coconuts
for five seconds.|
|00:30:59||All right. Would you stop poofing
on that joint and do some work?|
|00:31:03||Okay. Let's get this sucker ready.|
|00:31:07||Then we're gonna take her
out for a spin.|
|00:31:13||Captain's log: November 7th.
|00:31:16||The Sea Serpent is fulIy
recovered from her mishap...|
|00:31:19||...and ready to once again
brave the open ocean.|
|00:31:25||I think my stitches
opened up again, cuz.|
|00:31:27||You got a cat?
Because I feel something licking me.|
|00:31:42||How is it?|
|00:31:44||Peanut Butter Cups.
What are you doing here?|
|00:31:46||I just wanted to say hi to Lucy.|
|00:31:50||I promise you I'm not gonna
do anything wrong.|
|00:31:53||What did Sue say?|
|00:31:54||She said that if I talk to Lucy,
you'll kill me with a meat cleaver.|
|00:31:58||She's the boss, cuz.
But don't worry.|
|00:32:01||Lucy probably didn't wanna
talk to you anyway.|
|00:32:05||-What does that mean?
-This ain't a disco.|
|00:32:08||She doesn't want guys hitting on her
during her breakfast.|
|00:32:11||She does if it's Henry Roth.|
-Who that? Me that.|
|00:32:15||I bet you 20 bucks I can get her
to have breakfast with me again.|
-I love it.|
|00:32:24||-How you doing, honey?
-Hey, Sue. Nice haircut.|
See you in a bit.|
|00:32:32||Nick and I have an arrangement.
You can trust me.|
|00:33:00||You should try this out.
Put it in there.|
come in and out now.|
|00:33:08||Are you from a country where it's
okay to stick your fingers. . .|
|00:33:12||. . .all over someone else's food?|
|00:33:14||No, I'm from this country.|
|00:33:17||Why? Were you gonna eat that? Oh.|
|00:33:19||All right, well, have a good meal.|
-That was pathetic.|
|00:33:29||Yeah? Why don't you choke
on your Spam?|
|00:33:32||Double or nothing tomorrow.|
|00:33:41||Hey. I'm sorry to bother you. . .|
|00:33:44||. . . but you look like a person
who appreciates fine art. . .|
|00:33:47||. . .so I wanted your opinion.|
|00:33:49||I drew this. It's a picture of a father
and son fishing off a fishing boat.|
|00:33:56||There's a walrus right there--|
|00:34:03||Oh, you don't speak English. Okay.|
|00:34:09||Doesn't look Chinese.|
|00:34:15||Can I have that?|
|00:34:16||I need something
to wipe my ass with.|
|00:34:46||I wonder what's the matter with him.|
|00:34:48||Looks like a stupid asshole to me.|
|00:34:58||Excuse me. Okay.
I didn't mean to startle you.|
|00:35:01||-No, that's all right. I--
-Are you okay?|
|00:35:03||Yeah, I'm fine. I'm having
a problem with something. . . .|
|00:35:06||Something that I could help you with?|
|00:35:08||No, no, no. I just. . .|
|00:35:10||. . .can't read.|
|00:35:14||You gotta be kidding me.|
|00:35:16||-I can read that for you.
-No. Thank you.|
|00:35:19||I can do this on my own.|
|00:35:20||Appreciate the sentiment.|
|00:35:23||I'm gonna get an order of the. . . .|
|00:35:36||Pan. . . .|
-Okay, I'll have pancake.|
-Pancah-- Pancakes! Pancakes!|
|00:35:52||-I'm so stupid !
-Oh, don't cry.|
|00:35:54||-Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
|00:35:58||-I don't know anything !
-What a loser.|
|00:36:04||I'll tell you what.
Why don't you sit with me?|
|00:36:07||You can have some breakfast and
I'll help teach you some of the words.|
|00:36:13||-That sounds nice.
-Come on over.|
|00:36:15||-Okay, thank you.
|00:36:23||So I comes before the E?|
|00:36:26||-Except after C?
|00:36:29||Okay, and C is that little
half a squiggly one, right?|
-I think I'm getting it.|
|00:36:34||-How'd you get so good at teaching?
-I'm a teacher. I do it all the time.|
|00:36:38||I'm an art teacher at
the Haluki-liki Junior High.|
|00:36:41||Well, you Haluki-liki the kind of
teacher all the kids have crushes on.|
|00:36:45||I know I would if I was in your class.|
|00:36:53||Oh, boy, do my--
My fingers smell like fish.|
|00:36:56||That doesn't gross you out, does it?|
|00:36:58||No, not at all.|
|00:37:05||If Lucy gets hurt, I'm gonna chop you
with the meat cleaver.|
|00:37:11||So I had a nice time.|
|00:37:13||-Yeah, me too.
-Thank you very much.|
|00:37:16||-Let me get it for you.
|00:37:28||I just want to eat you up, tomorrow
and the next day, next day, next day. . . .|
|00:37:35||I'll see you around.|
|00:37:42||Really? That's it?|
-All that flirting. . .|
|00:37:48||. . .and phoney "I can't read" stuff,
and you're not gonna ask me out. . .|
|00:37:51||. . .or for my phone number?|
|00:37:53||-I can't read.
-Oh, shut up.|
|00:37:55||That was one of the goofiest things
I've ever seen, but I thought:|
|00:37:59||"Hey, if this guy is so desperate
to meet me. . .|
|00:38:02||. . . he might be worth talking to."|
|00:38:04||But then I get stiffed.|
|00:38:06||No, no, no,
this is what happened. I. . . .|
|00:38:09||Mahalo for the ego boost.|
|00:38:12||-You're right. You're right. I feel like--
I can read a little!|
|00:38:18||I didn't know I came before E!
That one I didn't know, I swear.|
|00:38:21||Oh, you idiot.|
|00:38:23||I hope you're happy, Shamu.|
|00:38:30||Marlin. It's Sue.|
|00:38:44||-Oh, aloha, sir. My name's Henry--
-I know who you are.|
|00:38:50||-I want to apologize to your daughter.
-Not gonna happen.|
We're gonna straighten things out.|
|00:38:55||Dad, the damn mongoose
got in the garbage again !|
|00:39:01||-Is this the guy?
|00:39:03||Mr. Roth, I have one simple request:|
|00:39:06||Stay away from my daughter.|
|00:39:08||Absolutely. I hurt her feelings
and don't want it to end like that.|
|00:39:11||It's gonna end like this.|
|00:39:14||Calm down, little fellow.|
|00:39:16||I'm gonna kill you ! You're a dead man.
Okay, I'm calm.|
|00:39:21||-Let me help you up.
-I got it! I got it.|
|00:39:24||It's just Dad and I work too hard
to protect Lucy to let some idiot ruin it.|
|00:39:28||I know what you guys do
and I totally respect that.|
|00:39:31||If you know her condition, you know
she can't have a normal relationship.|
|00:39:35||The next morning,
she won't know who he is.|
|00:39:37||And any guy who's okay with that. . .|
|00:39:40||. . .ain't okay with me.|
|00:39:41||-I'm not looking for a one-night stand.
-Anything with Lucy is, numb-nuts.|
|00:39:45||Give us a break.
Just stay away from the Hukilau CafĂŠ.|
|00:39:50||My daughter's been through enough.|
|00:39:53||Okay. I'm sorry.|
|00:40:00||I could have whooped his ass,
but this gravel, I slipped on it--|
|00:40:03||Yeah, well, maybe you need to do
a few more butt flexes.|
|00:40:07||Cheap shot, Dad.|
|00:40:09||So fresh and so clean.|
|00:40:11||Hey, Alexa, did you hook up
with that girl from the bar?|
|00:40:14||-I chickened out.
|00:40:17||Yeah, I don't know.
I guess I prefer sausage to taco.|
-Yeah. No, I agree, buddy.|
|00:40:24||Get out of here.
Run for the hills.|
|00:40:27||Let me ask you something, Alexa.|
|00:40:29||If you promised a girl's dad
that you wouldn't see her. . .|
|00:40:32||. . .would you consider that
a binding promise?|
|00:40:37||Then again, there are always ways
around such things.|
-For example. . .|
|00:40:41||. . . if I promised a woman's father
I would not see her. . .|
|00:40:46||. . . I would simply shut my eyes
while she serviced my manhood.|
|00:40:52||That's actually a cool way to look at it.|
|00:40:54||And a very gross way.|
|00:41:12||He asked me not to go to the Hukilau.
I'm not going there.|
|00:41:16||I'm not doing anything wrong.|
|00:41:24||Sorry to bother you.
I'm kind of stuck here.|
-Yeah. You mind giving me a jump?|
|00:41:33||Appreciate your time.|
|00:41:34||Not everybody would have stopped.|
|00:41:36||-You're real sweet.
-Oh, yeah. Thank you.|
|00:41:45||I can't believe you fell for that.|
|00:41:48||Well, my grandfather died
trying to jump-start a car.|
I was just joking around.|
|00:41:58||I can't believe you fell for that!|
|00:42:02||Oh, my God.|
|00:42:04||That was very good.|
|00:42:06||-My name's Henry.
|00:42:08||Nice to meet you.
You look like a nice. . . .|
|00:42:16||Hi. Sorry for the delay.
Should be a few minutes.|
|00:42:20||-No problem. No worries.
-Where you coming from?|
-How was it?|
|00:42:26||I had waffles. They were delicious.|
|00:42:28||I like making little houses
out of waffles.|
-That's my thing.|
|00:42:37||-What's your name?
|00:42:39||Hi, I'm Henry.|
|00:42:40||Okay, pal. When she stops,
just let her pet you. Look cute.|
|00:42:43||Go to the middle of the road.
Thank you. Right there. Perfect.|
-Here she comes. Smile.|
|00:42:59||Where is she?|
|00:43:04||Oh, my God. Oh, no!|
|00:43:08||Okay. That didn't work.|
|00:43:10||Shit your pants? So did I.|
|00:43:18||Okay, this is her.
Start beating me up.|
|00:43:21||Make it look good.|
|00:43:25||Give me your wallet!|
|00:43:28||Okay, haole, what do you think?
You can come to this island. . .|
|00:43:31||-. . .eat our pineapple--
-Help me! Not so hard.|
|00:43:34||-Take it easy.
-Try to bang our women.|
|00:43:36||Making my sister
clean your hotel room.|
|00:43:39||Okay. What's that have to do
with this? Relax.|
|00:43:41||-Hey! Hey! Help me, please!
|00:43:45||Yeah, that's right. Take that!
And that! And that!|
|00:43:48||And that! And that!|
|00:43:50||You got him. You got him.
|00:43:52||-Are you okay?
|00:43:54||Okay, I'll be back.
|00:43:55||No, no! I think he's had enough.|
|00:44:04||-You got him !
-Not good enough !|
|00:44:08||He learned his lesson !|
|00:44:10||-What's your name?
-My name's Henry.|
|00:44:13||-You did good.
|00:44:15||I'm in a community-watch program--|
|00:44:16||Oh, you crazy bitch !|
|00:44:19||Yeah, keep running !|
|00:44:21||Okay, okay, he's-- He's gone now.|
|00:44:30||Not her. False alarm.|
|00:44:36||Don't worry, I called the cops already.
I'm all set.|
|00:44:39||Yeah? You all set for this, Mr. Smarty?|
|00:44:46||When you're finished playing your
kidnap-victim crap on my daughter. . .|
|00:44:50||. . .come by the house.|
|00:45:10||There's something I wanna show you.|
|00:45:22||We figured it out. She only sings
on days she meets you.|
|00:45:26||You're kidding me. That song?|
|00:45:28||That's Mom and Dad's song.|
|00:45:29||When her mom was alive,
Lucy would have me take that tape. . .|
|00:45:33||-. . .on every fishing trip I went on.
|00:45:35||Yeah, she knew it would make me
miss her mom. . .|
|00:45:38||. . .and want to come home sooner.|
|00:45:40||I'm seeing a new side to you, sir.
I gotta tell you, it's grossing me out.|
|00:45:46||Let me ask you something.|
|00:45:47||What's in it for you?
What do you get out of this?|
|00:45:52||I don't know.|
|00:45:59||Wouldn't you want to spend
an hour a day with that?|
|00:46:01||Actually, no. She sings like shit.|
-Can I ask you guys something?|
|00:46:07||What'll happen down the line?
Someday she'll wake up. . .|
|00:46:10||. . . look in the mirror and notice
she aged 1 0 years overnight.|
|00:46:14||You know something, Henry?|
|00:46:16||I worry about that
every damn day of my life.|
|00:46:25||Sorry to interrupt, but I noticed we
were both eating alone. . .|
|00:46:29||. . .and I thought I could sit with you,
maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi. . .|
|00:46:32||-. . .for your waffle house?
-Oh, that would be nice. . .|
|00:46:36||. . . but I have a boyfriend.|
|00:46:38||So I'm sorry.|
|00:46:42||You're making up a boyfriend
to get rid of me?|
|00:46:45||No, I'm not.|
|00:46:46||What's his name, then?|
|00:46:50||Is his last name Starr?|
-All right. I'm sorry.|
|00:46:58||No! This cop is writing me a ticket!|
|00:47:01||Oh, whoa, whoa.
I wouldn't go out there.|
|00:47:03||-Wait, wait, wait!
-Go on !|
|00:47:06||The tags don't expire
for seven months.|
|00:47:08||-They expired May of this year.
-No! No, no!|
|00:47:11||They expire May of next year.|
|00:47:13||I think there's been
-This is ridiculous.|
|00:47:17||I'm not paying for this!
|00:47:19||Excuse me. Can I borrow this?
|00:47:22||Lucy, let's go back inside.|
|00:47:45||Having a bad day, Doug !|
|00:48:28||Sweetheart. . .|
|00:48:30||. . .these are from the accident.|
|00:48:59||I can feel it.|
|00:49:04||You were in the hospital
for three months, sweetheart.|
|00:49:21||I have to talk to this doctor.
I need to hear it from him.|
|00:49:25||You have heard it, sweetie.
|00:49:32||I'll take her.|
|00:49:35||I have to hear for myself too.|
|00:49:48||Doug, just take this, okay?
|00:49:51||I can't look at it anymore.|
|00:49:54||-It's gonna be all right, Luce.
-Don't call me Luce. I barely know you.|
|00:49:58||Sweetie, you're sort of dating him.|
|00:50:02||Sorry I'm not better-looking.|
|00:50:06||What else happened
since last October?|
|00:50:09||-What about my students?
-Miss Campbell took over your class.|
|00:50:16||-Did Alicia marry that guy?
|00:50:19||Doug, did you win
the Mr. Hawaii contest?|
|00:50:21||I didn't know there was gonna be
a urine test.|
|00:50:26||Do we have sex?|
|00:50:30||No, we don't.
Just so everybody knows that.|
|00:50:34||We want to.|
|00:50:43||So you guys have to just lie
to me every day.|
Good to see you again.|
|00:51:05||What the hell's her problem?|
|00:51:07||She doesn't remember
who you are, brah.|
|00:51:12||I suck at this job.|
|00:51:16||Lucy, these are your
brain scans here.|
|00:51:18||I'm afraid they show
|00:51:21||The temporal lobe
was severely damaged.|
|00:51:23||What we believe is scar tissue
here is impairing your ability. . .|
|00:51:27||. . .to convert short-term memory into
long-term memory while you sleep.|
|00:51:31||The condition's come to be known
as Goldfield Syndrome.|
-A brilliant Lithuanian psychiatrist.|
|00:51:37||He himself suffered
|00:51:39||Took him four years
to publish his findings. . .|
|00:51:41||. . . because he had to keep
starting over from scratch.|
|00:51:45||Obviously, your sense of humour
is still intact, and that's here.|
|00:51:48||Magnificent amygdala as well.|
|00:51:50||-Doctor, I have a question.
-I'd be happy to answer it. . .|
|00:51:53||. . . but as I've told you before, this is a
hygienic facility. Shirts are required.|
|00:52:01||Listen, doctor, this. . .|
|00:52:03||. . .friend of mine's been experimenting
a little with steroids.|
|00:52:07||He's been having a lot
of wet dreams.|
|00:52:09||Could there be a connection
|00:52:11||Douglas, get off the juice.|
|00:52:13||As for the nocturnal emissions,
why don't you take a swim. . .|
|00:52:17||. . . buy a shirt with no holes,
find a wahine and take her to dinner.|
|00:52:21||I'll tell my friend you said so.|
|00:52:23||In any case, Lucy,
your condition is stable. . .|
|00:52:26||. . . but most likely permanent.|
|00:52:28||I'm so sorry, dear.|
|00:52:31||But it could be worse.|
|00:52:36||I think you should meet
Ten Second Tom.|
|00:52:39||Callahan Institute is the leading
brain-injury clinic in the Pacific Rim.|
|00:52:43||We are funded out of Sandusky, Ohio
by T. B. Callahan. . .|
|00:52:46||. . .the automotive-components tycoon
|00:52:54||And now, I would like
to introduce to you. . .|
|00:52:57||. . .our most distinguished
clinical subject. . .|
|00:53:00||. . .Tom.|
|00:53:02||-Hi. I'm Tom.
Where'd you get them?|
|00:53:09||You like those? It's interesting.
I was on the North Shore--|
|00:53:12||Hi, I'm Tom.|
-Tom lost part of his brain. . .|
|00:53:18||. . . in a hunting accident.
His memory lasts 1 0 seconds.|
|00:53:21||I was in an accident? That's terrible.|
You'll get over it in seconds.|
|00:53:25||Get over it? I mean, what happened?
Did I get shot in the brain--?|
|00:53:29||-Hi, I'm Tom.
-Hi, I'm Lucy.|
|00:53:34||Hey, Tom, can I tell you a secret?|
|00:53:39||Don't you think you're a little old
to still have wet dreams?|
|00:53:46||-They liked that.
-Hi, I'm Tom.|
|00:53:49||-Yeah, watch yourself, Tom.
|00:54:05||-I'm gonna go to sleep.
-All right. Good night.|
|00:54:08||Good night, you guys.
I'll see you tomorrow.|
|00:54:12||-And I guess I'll see you too?
|00:54:15||You had a rough day today.
|00:54:17||I hope you get some rest tonight.|
|00:54:24||So how you getting home?|
|00:54:25||-You gonna take the Likelike or--
|00:54:30||Thank you for being
so nice to me today.|
-I don't want you to. . .|
|00:54:35||. . .strike out tomorrow.|
|00:54:37||So maybe you could talk
to me about. . .|
|00:54:40||. . . lilies.|
|00:54:43||I'm a sucker for lilies.|
|00:54:45||Thanks for the tip.|
|00:54:50||My, oh, my.|
|00:54:55||You don't have to rush off.
|00:54:58||You've earned yourself
a couple beers.|
|00:55:01||So what'll you do when
you finish the boat?|
|00:55:03||Actually, I'm going on a trip soon. . .|
|00:55:05||. . .to study undersea
Pacific walrus behaviours.|
|00:55:08||Sounds kind of fruity.|
-How long is it gonna take?|
|00:55:12||About a year.|
|00:55:13||Guess you won't miss days like this.|
|00:55:16||Well, maybe days like this
don't have to be so bad.|
|00:55:19||What are you trying to say?|
|00:55:22||When you guys tell her. . .|
|00:55:23||. . .she's not just finding out
about the accident.|
|00:55:26||She's finding out that her life
is basically a setup.|
|00:55:29||I think that freaks her out the most.|
|00:55:32||-You're an expert now?
|00:55:33||I'm saying I wish there was
another way besides:|
|00:55:36||"Sorry we couldn't trick you today.
Here's pictures of your broken head."|
|00:55:40||-You want a broken head?
-You'll give him one?|
|00:55:42||No, Daddy, I thought
you was gonna do it.|
|00:55:45||Nobody's gotta break my head.
I'm gonna split anyways.|
|00:55:48||Oh, don't go just because
my son is psychotic.|
|00:55:50||Good night. Sweet dreams.
Keep them dry there, Doug.|
|00:56:17||-Excuse me. Lucy Whitmore?
|00:56:20||I have a delivery for you.|
|00:56:23||-A delivery for me?
|00:56:27||Oh, they're beautiful.|
|00:56:30||-Who are they from?
-That I can't tell you.|
|00:56:33||It's a secret admirer.
He also wants you to have this.|
|00:56:37||-Who's your friend, Lucy?
-Oh, well, I mean, I don't know.|
|00:56:40||We just met, but look.|
|00:56:43||I have a secret admirer.|
|00:56:45||Oh, really? What's this?|
|00:56:48||It's a videotape.|
|00:56:50||A videotape of what?|
|00:56:51||I have no idea.|
|00:56:54||But I have to find out.|
|00:56:57||Happy birthday, Daddy.|
|00:56:58||-Thank you, sweetie.
-That's right. Happy birthday, sir.|
|00:57:02||-What are you, 200 today?
|00:57:04||-What are you doing?
-I wanted to try something different.|
|00:57:07||If it doesn't work,
we've only wasted one day.|
|00:57:29||Martha Stewart faced charges--|
|00:58:16||Okay, l think it's on. Go. Go.|
|00:58:18||Aloha! l'm Henry Roth.|
|00:58:20||We met here at the Hukilau CafĂŠ
about a year after your accident.|
|00:58:26||l like you and you like me, most days.|
|00:58:30||Every day is different, but basically
this is what happens, Lucy.|
|00:58:33||KikikoIoko, take the camera.|
|00:58:35||-l got it.
-Don't drop it.|
|00:58:36||Okay, all right.
Here we are, right here.|
|00:58:38||The part of you in this re-enactment...|
|00:58:41||...will be played
by my good friend, Ula.|
|00:58:44||Aloha. Sorry about your brain.|
|00:58:47||l had a accident too.|
|00:58:49||Believe it or not, this my good eye.|
|00:58:54||Hi. l like that waffle tepee
that you have built.|
|00:58:58||Oh! So nice of you to notice.
PIease, sit dohn.|
|00:59:02||l would love to.|
|00:59:05||My name is Henry, by the way.|
|00:59:07||My name is Lucy.|
|00:59:09||Smell my fingers?|
|00:59:12||Fish. Right on.|
|00:59:14||So, Lucy, l work at an aquarium.|
|00:59:17||Aquariums make me super horny.|
|00:59:20||That's not funny.
Don't rub those.|
|00:59:23||Sorry, Mr. Whitmore,
if you're watching.|
|00:59:25||lt's very late,
and my friend's unstable.|
|00:59:27||Come on, stop with the licking!
You're making me sick.|
|00:59:30||Lucy, l'm sorry.|
|00:59:32||Anyways, l know you wish l was
making all this stuff up.|
|00:59:37||l wish l was too.|
|00:59:40||But the good news is...|
|00:59:42||...so many people out there
care about you:|
|00:59:44||Your dad and Doug and a couple
of your friends here at the Hukilau...|
|00:59:48||...who have a message for you.|
|00:59:50||Lucy, as you know,
your mother and l were best friends.|
|00:59:55||That's why l promised her that
l would always help look after you.|
|01:00:00||Sometimes life isn't very fair...|
|01:00:05||...but we still have you.|
|01:00:09||Oh, and if you're wondering about
this guy who's making this tape...|
|01:00:16||Hey, Lucy. Just so you know,
since you lost your memory...|
|01:00:20||...l became governor of Hawaii.|
|01:00:23||No, just kidding. l'm too smart.|
|01:00:28||Kualaliku! Get your brother
off the dishwasher!|
|01:00:33||So whenever you're ready,
we'd all love to talk to you...|
|01:00:36||...and answer any questions
|01:00:38||...and you're the best, Lucy. Aloha.|
|01:00:56||How many times
have I watched this?|
|01:00:59||This is the first time.|
|01:01:05||Okay, she cried for about an hour.
That's not too bad.|
|01:01:08||I bet in another hour she'll be ready
to see her friends, have lunch. . .|
|01:01:12||. . .get her life back.|
|01:01:13||We could do this every day.|
|01:01:18||We'll leave it up to her.|
|01:01:25||So how's the cow?|
|01:01:27||Same as you. Every day they
have to convince her she's a cow.|
|01:01:35||Wow, look. The bark is healing.|
|01:01:38||You're gonna get there.|
|01:01:41||I never hung out with you
in the afternoon like this.|
|01:01:43||In this lighting, man, oh, man,
you look. . .|
|01:01:46||. . .disgusting.|
|01:01:51||I don't know how you get me to fall for
that egg-shaped head every morning.|
|01:01:56||All I have to do is slide on
my designer jeans. . .|
|01:01:59||. . .and just kind of wiggle
in front of you. You go nuts.|
|01:02:04||Why couldn't I have met you one day
before the accident?|
|01:02:08||Don't worry, because if you hung out
with me for more than one day. . .|
|01:02:11||. . .you'd realize I'm a bore.|
|01:02:14||-Oh, well, I have news for you.
|01:02:16||It takes less than one day.|
|01:02:18||You know something?
|01:02:20||Your damaged temporal lobe
is causing me pain. . .|
|01:02:23||. . .and I'm gonna get you for that.|
|01:02:27||Now you're dead !|
|01:02:47||-I can't believe you're pregnant.
|01:02:51||-And I got her on the first try.
|01:02:54||And, Tammy, you are so thin.|
|01:02:57||And I'm so glad you finally got. . .|
|01:02:59||. . .that gender-reassignment surgery,
Jennifer. I mean, Jonathan.|
|01:03:05||-Here you go, Lucy.
-You must be Lucy's friend.|
|01:03:09||-The one who made the tape.
-I think he's more than my friend.|
|01:03:13||-You're my boyfriend, right?
|01:03:15||So every day you help her
to realize what happened. . .|
|01:03:18||. . .and you wait patiently for her
to be okay with it. . .|
|01:03:21||. . .then get her to fall in love
with you again?|
|01:03:28||You don't even open the fricking car
door for me anymore.|
|01:03:32||You're in trouble.|
|01:03:34||I gotta go tinkle.|
|01:03:40||Okay, so tell me a little bit more
|01:03:44||Okay. Well, I've. . .|
|01:03:46||. . .won over seven all-you-can-eat
|01:03:52||And I'm a ballet dancer,
but only in my bathroom.|
|01:03:55||No, what do you want to know?|
|01:03:59||Do you love me?|
|01:04:04||I didn't mean to put you on the spot.|
|01:04:06||I was just asking more for
|01:04:09||It's to keep the video as up-to-date
|01:04:14||Well, love is a very loaded word.|
|01:04:21||Let's see. I. . . .|
|01:04:23||I go to this restaurant every morning,
and I see you there, reading.|
|01:04:29||And. . . .|
|01:04:33||I love you very much.|
|01:04:36||Probably more than anybody could
love another person.|
|01:04:43||And how do I feel about you?|
|01:04:47||You're excited about
the chicken-wing thing.|
|01:04:50||And. . .|
|01:04:52||. . .you've been dying to make out
with me for some time now.|
|01:05:07||Feeling better now?|
|01:05:08||Nothing beats a first kiss.|
|01:05:19||There's nothing like a first kiss.|
|01:05:45||Nothing beats a first kiss.|
|01:05:47||That's what I've heard.|
|01:05:54||Nothing beats a first--|
|01:06:07||What are you doing?|
|01:06:09||Nothing. I was just getting
some lint off for you.|
|01:06:12||You were going for a feelski !|
|01:06:14||All right, I'm sorry, but this is like the
23rd time we've made out already. . .|
|01:06:19||. . .and they're getting blue.|
|01:06:21||I know. I know.|
|01:06:23||I mean, I really don't know.|
|01:06:27||For me, it still feels like the first time.|
|01:06:30||Okay, let's average it out then.|
|01:06:32||It's the 23rd time for me
and the first time for you.|
|01:06:35||-That's about our 1 2th time.
|01:06:37||Now, Hawaiian law clearly states
after the 1 2th date. . .|
|01:06:40||. . . I'm entitled to unlimited
|01:06:44||Why didn't I meet you one day
before the accident?|
|01:06:50||You say that all the time.|
|01:06:52||You want to meet a friend of mine?|
|01:07:01||Jocko, this is Lucy.
Lucy, this is Jocko.|
|01:07:05||Wow! Thank you. Nice to meet you.|
|01:07:10||He is awesome! He is so smart.|
|01:07:12||Check this out. Jocko, what does
the teapot do when the water's ready?|
-Can I ask him a question?|
|01:07:24||Jocko. . .|
|01:07:26||. . .do you think that Henry and I
are ready to take our relationship. . .|
|01:07:30||. . .to the next level?|
|01:07:33||You sure about that?|
|01:07:36||Do you think I should bring him
into the other room. . .|
|01:07:39||. . .and take advantage of him?|
|01:07:47||I saw that hand gesture.|
|01:07:49||-And I'm glad you did it.
-Oh, wow. Look!|
|01:08:07||They're nodding in approval, I hope.|
|01:08:10||They like you. Let me get them
out of there.|
|01:08:12||Mary-Kate, Ashley, get a life.
Thank you. Sorry.|
|01:08:15||-Oh, they're very nice, though.
-Yeah, so are you.|
|01:08:19||Let me get you down slow.|
|01:08:46||All right, I just wrote this,
so go easy on me.|
|01:08:51||The Hukilau was the place|
|01:08:55||Where l first saw your face|
|01:09:00||We liked each other right away|
|01:09:04||But you didn't remember me
The very next day|
|01:09:14||Has got a nice caboose-y|
|01:09:19||l used to trick you into pulling
Your car over so we could chat|
|01:09:23||But my favourite time was when you
Beat the shit out of Ula with a bat|
|01:09:28||And we drove up to see Dr. Keats|
|01:09:32||And found out why Doug always
Has to change his sheets|
|01:09:41||Cracked her head like Gary Busey|
|01:09:46||But l still love her so|
|01:09:50||And l'll never let her go|
|01:09:55||Even if while l'm singing this song|
|01:09:59||She's wishing l had
Jocko the Walrus' schlong|
|01:10:09||Her lips are so damn juicy|
|01:10:13||How about another first kiss|
|01:10:28||Can't fall asleep.|
|01:10:31||I'm not sleeping.|
|01:10:33||I'm just closing my eyes.|
|01:10:36||Well, I'm gonna go downstairs then.|
|01:10:38||No, no. I'm just resting.|
|01:10:48||Will you marry me?|
|01:11:01||Don't forget about me.|
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lucy.|
|01:11:36||Lucy! Lucy! Hey, hey, hey.|
|01:11:39||I know this is hard for you
to understand. . .|
|01:11:41||. . . but we are actually
seeing each other.|
|01:11:43||We have been for a while now.|
|01:11:45||Oh ! Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!|
|01:11:47||If I was lying,
how would I know this?|
|01:11:49||You're an art teacher and you go
to the Hukilau every Sunday. . .|
|01:11:53||. . .and you make waffle houses
and you like Casablanca lilies.|
-No, don't you remember me a little?|
|01:12:07||I may not be able to kick your ass,
but my sister can.|
|01:12:11||Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up,
but she'll be okay.|
|01:12:14||She's watching the tape as we speak.|
|01:12:16||How's my temporal lobe
looking there, doc?|
|01:12:19||Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer
any short-term memory loss.|
|01:12:22||But was your head shaped like an egg
before she hit you?|
|01:12:25||Don't make fun of Henry.
It's not his fault it's shaped like that.|
|01:12:29||Note the intense overreaction.
That's the "roids" talking.|
|01:12:32||-Doug, once again, off the juice.
-It's not juice.|
|01:12:36||It's a protein shake.|
|01:12:38||Henry, the boys tell me you're setting
sail for Alaska to study walruses.|
|01:12:42||-When does that adventure begin?
-That actually began. . .|
|01:12:45||. . .ten years ago. That's when I started
planning and building my boat.|
|01:12:50||All I know is, out of all mammals,
they have the second-largest penis.|
|01:12:55||I have the first.|
|01:12:59||That's my joke.|
|01:13:00||Did you tell Lucy about this trip?|
|01:13:03||Well. . .|
|01:13:04||. . .actually, there's nothing to tell
because I decided not to go.|
|01:13:08||I mean, Lucy needs me here.|
|01:13:10||I'm just worried about
going away for a year. . .|
|01:13:14||. . .and ruining all the progress
|01:13:16||I know you think I'm crazy. . .|
|01:13:18||. . . but I think deep down inside. . .|
|01:13:20||-. . .she's starting to remember me.
|01:13:24||That's what you want to believe.
It's what we all want to believe.|
|01:13:28||But it's never gonna happen.|
|01:13:34||Okay. I gotta go to work.|
|01:13:36||Will you tell her I'll be back later
to pick her up?|
|01:13:39||See you, guys. Don't tell anyone
your sister beat me up.|
|01:13:43||He could go to the moon and back and
Lucy would never even know he left.|
|01:13:47||Sometimes I wish my wife
had Goldfield Syndrome.|
|01:13:51||That way she wouldn't remember
when I called her mother. . .|
|01:13:54||. . .a loud, obnoxious drunk with a face
like J. Edgar Hoover's ass.|
|01:14:00||All right. There's your medicine,
|01:14:04||Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool !|
|01:14:07||If that's one of your special brownies,
don't let any of the dolphins eat that.|
|01:14:11||How do you think I get them to
double flip and play with white kids?|
|01:14:18||Okay, Willie, that's it.|
|01:14:20||This time try to stay clean
for more than a day.|
|01:14:23||I made you a nice anchovy sundae.|
|01:14:25||Okay, enjoy that.|
-How's your head?|
|01:14:32||-Oh, it's fine. Don't worry.
|01:14:35||What brings your royal cuteness
|01:14:37||I needed to see you.|
|01:14:39||Okay. What you got there?|
|01:14:41||It's my journal. I write in it every night.|
|01:14:44||-Oh, you don't like the video?
-No, I love it.|
|01:14:47||It's just sometimes when I watch it,
I feel like I'm being told about my life. . .|
|01:14:52||. . .from someone else.
And when I read this. . .|
|01:14:54||. . . it's like I'm telling myself.|
|01:14:57||When did you start this up?|
|01:14:59||Right after you gave me the video.|
-I was so nervous to come here. . .|
|01:15:04||. . .and meet the guy that makes me
fall in love with him every day.|
|01:15:08||Well, you probably thought
I couldn't live up to the hype.|
|01:15:11||No. I was nervous because. . . .|
|01:15:17||Because I came here
to break up with you.|
|01:15:20||You had plans and a life. . .|
|01:15:25||. . . before you met me
and now all you have time for. . .|
|01:15:28||. . . is to make me fall in love with you.|
|01:15:30||That's not all I do.
I gave a penguin a bath today.|
|01:15:36||Which I'll have to do again tomorrow.|
|01:15:38||I look at my dad and my brother's
lives and I won't do that to you.|
|01:15:43||What do you want me to do? Be some
chapter in your scrapbook and go?|
|01:15:50||My plan is to erase you completely,
so it's as if you never existed.|
|01:15:59||Why are you doing this?|
|01:16:02||Because you have to understand
that there is no future with me.|
|01:16:06||Don't you want to have a career
and marriage and children?|
|01:16:11||I asked you to marry me. You said yes.|
|01:16:14||Kids? Yeah, I'd love to do it.|
|01:16:17||But how is that going to work?|
|01:16:20||I'm gonna wake up every morning with
an enormous belly and no memory. . .|
|01:16:24||. . .of how it happened?|
|01:16:27||I have to make a new journal
that doesn't have you in it.|
|01:16:31||But before I do. . .|
|01:16:33||. . . I really want you to read
what I wrote about you.|
|01:16:35||I will read about it tomorrow. . .|
|01:16:38||. . .when you forget about all this
breaking up stuff, okay?|
|01:16:41||I'm not going to forget it.
I wrote it down. I won't let myself.|
|01:16:45||And I'm gonna do it whether
you want me to or not.|
|01:16:48||I'll be at my house.|
|01:16:59||Okay, type this one in there.|
|01:17:01||Saturday, November 25th.|
|01:17:03||I drove out to Callahan Institute today
and had a talk with Dr. Keats.|
|01:17:09||There's one about me.|
|01:17:11||Reminder: He makes funny noises
when I kiss his neck.|
|01:17:16||I'm gonna miss that.|
|01:17:18||You sure you don't want me
to put that in?|
|01:17:28||-We can skip that one.
-No, let me read it.|
|01:17:31||We made love tonight! It didn't
last long, but it was incredible.|
|01:17:38||It's not all about how long you go. It's--
There was a connection, I thought.|
|01:17:43||Actually, let's just rip that out.|
|01:18:08||Well, that's that.|
|01:18:26||Could I have one last first kiss?|
|01:19:41||-I ain't gonna do this, Marlin.
-You have to, Henry.|
|01:20:18||I'm gonna miss you, but I gotta
get the hell off this island.|
|01:20:22||I'm sorry I can't take you. . .|
|01:20:23||. . . but you've lived here so long you're
too big of a pansy to defend yourself.|
|01:20:29||I don't feel bad for you. I know you
got a thing going on with Candace.|
|01:20:36||Candace and Bernice?|
|01:20:40||Candace, Bernice and Rose?|
|01:20:44||Yeah. I fell for one chick and I'm losing
my mind. Good luck with that.|
|01:20:50||I love you.|
Remember to use a condom.|
|01:20:55||Or in your case, a Hefty bag.|
|01:21:07||Well. . . .|
|01:21:09||Okay, you guys. Thanks for coming
to say goodbye.|
|01:21:14||You make sure your father doesn't
get eaten by a shark.|
|01:21:24||Thank you, buddy.
What does that mean again?|
|01:21:27||Bring me back a T-shirt.|
|01:21:29||Oh, okay. You got it.|
|01:21:32||Come here. All right. Love you guys.|
|01:21:35||My shirt size is medium husky.|
|01:21:43||No flippies off the dock!
You could get hurt!|
|01:21:48||No! All right. Let the master
show you how to get it done.|
|01:22:01||Now you kids go down there
and find my nuts.|
|01:22:06||Sure you don't want to take Doug?|
|01:22:08||Hey! What the heck
are you guys doing here?|
|01:22:11||I spoke to the harbourmaster and he
said you were setting sail today. . .|
|01:22:16||. . .so we thought we'd wish
you bon voyage.|
|01:22:19||This is from Nick and Sue.
They send their best wishes.|
|01:22:22||That's very nice.
Spam and Reese's. All right.|
|01:22:26||I love Spam and Reese's.
Can I have it?|
-That's all right.|
-So. . .|
|01:22:37||. . . how's Lucy?|
|01:22:39||Actually, she's living at the institute.|
|01:22:43||-When did that happen?
-Three weeks ago.|
|01:22:47||Said she didn't want to be a burden to
me and Doug anymore. I don't know.|
|01:22:50||I couldn't talk her out of it.
You know what?|
|01:22:53||She's doing really great up there.|
|01:22:55||She's teaching an art class
and she gets to paint every day.|
|01:22:59||In fact, she's even singing again.|
|01:23:01||Hey, look, I got a little gift
for you too.|
|01:23:03||It's just a little something
from one sailor to another one.|
|01:23:09||You take care of yourself out there.|
|01:23:22||Henry did not tell me about you.|
|01:23:25||Your fisherman muscles.|
|01:23:28||Can I touch?|
|01:23:47||The Beach Boys?|
|01:23:48||How nice of him to give me a CD
that will remind me. . .|
|01:23:51||. . .of all the wonderful times
I shared with his daughter.|
|01:23:55||What an asshole!|
|01:24:19||Why would you do this to me?|
|01:24:21||You sick bastard !|
|01:24:28||Oh, my God.|
|01:24:30||Is he trying to tell me something?|
|01:24:37||She only sings on days
she meets you.|
|01:24:42||She remembers me?|
|01:24:47||She remembers me!|
|01:24:55||Julia, that looks great.|
|01:24:57||Excuse me. What am I doing?|
|01:24:59||You're painting a picture.
And you're doing an excellent job.|
|01:25:06||Holy crap! I suck.|
|01:25:18||Hey, hey, hey.|
|01:25:19||-Can we help you, sir?
-Yes. I have an appointment.|
|01:25:22||-What's your name?
|01:25:28||Dude, he forgot his name.
I feel bad for him.|
|01:25:31||Just go on up. And good luck
with that memory problem.|
|01:25:34||Yeah. Thank you.|
|01:25:44||-Hi, I'm Tom.
-Hey, I met you before. I'm Henry.|
|01:25:47||Maybe you can help me.
I'm looking for Lucy Whitmore.|
|01:25:50||Any idea where I can find her?|
|01:25:52||Hi, I'm Tom.|
|01:25:53||Oh. Thanks anyways.|
|01:26:05||Lucy Whitmore. . .|
|01:26:08||. . .can I ask you a question?|
|01:26:13||Do you have any idea who I am?|
|01:26:30||-What's your name?
|01:26:36||I want to show you something.
Will you come with me?|
|01:26:43||Hey. Do you know who that guy is?|
|01:26:45||Dude, I don't even know who I am.|
|01:26:47||Oh, well, you're Pablo Picasso.|
-No. Not really.|
|01:26:57||This is my studio.|
|01:27:19||I don't know who you are, Henry. . .|
|01:27:23||. . . but I dream about you
almost every night.|
|01:27:32||What would you say if I told you
that notebook you read every day. . .|
|01:27:36||. . . used to have a lot of stuff
about me in it?|
|01:27:41||I would say that that
makes a lot of sense.|
|01:27:44||You erased me
from your memories. . .|
|01:27:46||. . . because you thought you were
holding me back from having. . .|
|01:27:49||. . .a full and happy life.|
|01:27:51||But you made a mistake.|
|01:27:54||Being with you is the only way
I could have a full and happy life.|
|01:27:59||You're the girl of my dreams. . .|
|01:28:01||. . .and apparently I'm the man of yours.|
|01:28:12||It's nice to meet you.|
|01:28:14||Lucy, it's nice to meet you too.|
|01:28:21||Hi, I'm Tom.|
|01:28:23||Henry, Lucy. Nice to meet you, Tom.|
|01:28:26||Now why don't you come back in
ten seconds so we can meet again?|
|01:29:15||Do you, Honah Lee, take this woman
to be your lawfully wedded wife...|
|01:29:18||. . .to have and to hold
from this day forth...|
|01:29:21||...as long as you both shall live?|
|01:29:26||Even though in, like, 1 0, 1 5 years...|
|01:29:28||...she could possibly let herself
go and then, like...|
|01:29:31||...sex couId be, Iike,
nauseating for you?|
|01:29:34||What are you, nuts?
Your wife's right over there.|
|01:29:38||l'm just kidding, Muumuu!|
|01:29:40||l now pronounce you man and wife.|
|01:29:52||lt's very cold, so when you're ready...|
|01:29:54||...put on a jacket and come have
breakfast with me. Love you.|
|01:30:30||Hey, hey! Good morning, Mrs. Roth.
Would you like to meet your daughter?|
|01:30:35||Go say hello to Mommy.|
|01:30:49||Oh, my goodness!|