'til somebody loves you|
'til somebody cares|
|00:00:47||You may be king
You may possess the world|
|00:00:53||And its gold|
|00:00:56||But gold won't bring you
|00:00:59||When you're growin' old|
|00:01:03||The world still is the same|
|00:01:06||You never change it|
|00:01:11||As sure as the stars|
'til somebody loves you|
|00:01:25||So find yourself
somebody to love|
still is the same|
|00:02:06||You never change it|
|00:02:10||As sure as the stars|
|00:02:18||But you're nobody
'til somebody loves you|
|00:02:25||So find yourself
somebody to love|
|00:02:37||- Okay, so what if I don't want to give up on her?
- You don't call.|
|00:02:41||- You said I don't call if I wanted to give up on her.
|00:02:44||- So I don't call either way.
|00:02:47||- So what's the difference?
- There is no difference right now.|
|00:02:51||See, Mike, the only difference
between giving up and not giving up...|
|00:02:54||is if you take her back
when she wants to come back.|
|00:02:57||But you can't do anything
to make her want to come back.|
|00:03:00||In fact, you can only do stuff
to make her not want to come back.|
|00:03:03||So the only difference is if I forget about
her or just pretend to forget about her.|
- Well, that sucks.|
|00:03:10||Yeah, it sucks.|
|00:03:12||So it's like a retroactive decision then?
I mean, I could, like, forget about her.|
|00:03:17||And then when she comes back, make like
I just pretended to forget about her?|
|00:03:21||Right, although probably
more likely the opposite.|
|00:03:25||What do you mean?|
|00:03:27||I mean, at first you're gonna pretend
to forget about her.|
|00:03:30||Not call her,
I don't know, whatever.|
|00:03:32||But then, eventually,
you really will forget about her.|
|00:03:35||- Well, unless she comes back first.
- Mm, see, that's the thing.|
|00:03:38||Somehow they know not to come back
until you really forget.|
|00:03:45||- There's the rub.
- There's the rub.|
|00:03:50||Look, man, uh, I-I'm sorry we always
talk about the same thing all the time.|
|00:03:56||- Ah, no, it's all right.
- It's just that, you know... It's just you been there, man.|
|00:03:59||- Don't sweat it.
- Your advice really helps. And I just, I don't know...|
|00:04:01||You know, Rob, you're the only one
I can talk to about her.|
|00:04:05||Thanks. Thanks, man.|
|00:04:11||Hello, you have four messages.|
it's, uh, Trent calling.|
|00:04:20||Look, you gotta get that girl
out of your head. Uh, I hope my...|
|00:04:26||Hey, Mike, uh, if you want
to talk about Michelle, give me...|
|00:04:32||Did she call yet? I'm sure she...
- Message four.|
|00:04:35||Michael, this is Grandma.|
|00:04:38||We all miss you
back here in New York.|
|00:04:40||You still haven't told me if you got
that part on the television pro...|
|00:04:43||That was your last message.|
|00:04:50||You have to put things in perspective.|
|00:04:53||- I know, I know.
- She doesn't deserve you.|
|00:04:57||Thanks. I appreciate that.|
|00:04:59||There are plenty of fish
in the sea.|
|00:05:01||Okay, that's great advice.
Thanks a lot. Okay? Bye.|
|00:05:03||- Life, after all...
- Please, I'm trying to make a phone call.|
|00:05:06||- Are you calling her?
- No. Will you stop? I'm try... Please.|
- What's up, Trent?|
|00:05:17||Hey, we got two parties
tonight. One's for a modeling agency.|
|00:05:20||- I don't know.
- Listen to me, baby. There's gonna be beautiful babies there.|
|00:05:23||I... Look, Trent, uh,
I got shit to do tomorrow.|
|00:05:26||Listen to you. I've got a final callback on
a pilot at 9:00, and I'm going to this thing.|
|00:05:29||Come on, Mike, you got to get out
with the beautiful babies.|
|00:05:31||- You can't sit at home thinking about it.
- Not tonight.|
|00:05:34||Not tonight? Listen to you!
We're gonna have fun tonight.|
|00:05:37||- We gotta get you out
of that stuffy apartment.|
|00:05:40||We're gonna spend half the night driving
around the hills looking for this one party,|
|00:05:43||and you're gonna say it sucks,
and we're all gonna leave,|
|00:05:45||and then we're gonna go look
for this other party.|
|00:05:47||But all the parties
and all the bars, they all suck.|
|00:05:50||I spend half the night talkin' to some
girl who's lookin' around the room...|
|00:05:53||to see if there's somebody else who's
more important she should be talking to.|
|00:05:56||And it's like I'm supposed to be all
happy, uh, 'cause she's wearing a backpack.|
|00:06:00||I... You know, and half of them
are just nasty skanks...|
|00:06:02||who wouldn't be nothing, except they're
surrounded by a bunch of drunken, horny assholes.|
|00:06:06||I'm gonna tell you something, T.
Are you listening?|
|00:06:09||- Yeah, I'm listening.
- I'm not gonna be one of those assholes, all right?|
|00:06:13||It just makes me sick.|
|00:06:15||It's like, uh, some nasty skank who
isn't half the woman my girlfriend is...|
|00:06:17||is gonna front me?|
|00:06:19||- It makes me want to fuckin' puke.
- Jesus Christ!|
|00:06:21||Will you shut up for a minute? We gotta
get you the fuck out of Dodge, man.|
|00:06:24||- We're goin' to Vegas tonight.
- What are you talkin' about?|
|00:06:28||- Vegas, baby. Vegas!
- What do you mean, Vegas?|
|00:06:31||- Vegas. Las Vegas.
- I'm not going to no Vegas.|
|00:06:34||Yeah. I think... You know what, man?
We're gonna go to Vegas and, uh...|
|00:06:37||- When are we going to Vegas?
- We're going tonight.|
|00:06:39||- No, we're not going tonight. I'm not going to Vegas!
- I'm gonna pick you up.|
|00:06:42||- Listen to me.
- No, you listen to me. I'm not going, okay?|
|00:06:44||- None of this shit anymore.
- Listen, I just listened to you; now hear me out.|
|00:06:48||You bring something nice to wear.|
|00:06:51||- I'm not going to Vegas.
- Mike, we're going.|
|00:06:53||I'm not going to Vegas.|
|00:06:55||All right, listen. I took out $300,
but I'm only betting with 100.|
|00:07:00||I can't afford any more
than that, all right?|
|00:07:03||And I figure if we buy a lot of chips,
though, the pit boss will see us,|
|00:07:05||he'll comp us all sorts of free shit;
that's how it works over there.|
|00:07:07||- But you gotta be cool.
- I'm cool, baby, I'm cool.|
|00:07:09||They're gonna give Daddy a room,
some breakfast, maybe Bennett singing.|
|00:07:13||- I know just the place.
- What the hell are you wearin'?|
|00:07:15||I thought you said
we're gonna wear suits.|
|00:07:17||Oh, Mike, you gotta stop worrying
about this. We're goin' to Vegas, man.|
|00:07:20||If you're wearing a suit, and you look like
you gamble a lot, they give you free shit.|
|00:07:24||It's in the back.
I'll put it on when we get there.|
|00:07:26||Uh-uh. No way. No, turn around.
I'm goin' home.|
|00:07:28||You gotta show up wearing that suit,
or otherwise I'm not going.|
|00:07:31||All right already, okay? I'll put my
suit on. Grab the wheel. Hold it steady.|
|00:07:35||- I'm tellin' you, this is how you do it.
- I know!|
|00:07:37||- They're watching you when you drive up. That's how it works.
- Fine, fine.|
|00:07:40||It could work.
|00:07:42||They're gonna give Daddy
the Rain Man suite. You dig that?|
|00:07:44||- We're going to Vegas, Mike. Vegas!
|00:07:47||You think we can
get there by midnight?|
|00:07:49||- We're gonna be up five "hundy" by midnight!
|00:07:51||- Vegas! Vegas!
- Vegas, baby. Vegas!|
|00:08:00||Vegas, baby. Vegas.|
|00:08:02||'Cause I'm not the happy guy
I used to be|
|00:08:09||She thinks I|
|00:08:17||But if she's happy thinking|
|00:08:21||I still need her|
|00:08:27||Vegas, baby. Vegas.|
|00:09:02||It's the root of all evil
Of strife and upheaval|
|00:09:05||But I'm certain, honey|
|00:09:09||That life would be sunny|
|00:09:12||With plenty of money|
|00:09:32||I always thought, uh,
Caesar's was more the dope spot.|
|00:09:34||Back in their day, this place was a real
contender, but now they'll appreciate the business.|
|00:09:38||They'll probably fall all over themselves for
a couple of high-class guys like me and you.|
|00:09:41||- Now, we're not...
- You want to be fresh on the scene, right?|
|00:09:43||The new places down on the strip,
now, those places are supposed to be it.|
|00:09:46||Oh, Mike, you don't want all that
fuckin' Pirate of the Caribbean horseshit.|
|00:09:49||Or the rock and roll
|00:09:51||You know, guys like me and
you gotta kick it here. Old school.|
|00:09:54||Yeah, this is...
This is truly old school.|
|00:09:56||- Definitely old school.
- This place is fuckin' dead.|
|00:10:01||You know, I'm gonna find me two waitresses
here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo.|
|00:10:03||- Yeah, well, they're all skanks.
- What are you talkin' about?|
|00:10:05||Look at all the
beautiful babies here.|
|00:10:07||The beautiful babies don't work
midnights to 6:00 on a... on a Wednesday.|
|00:10:11||- This is the skank shift.
- Look at all the beautiful honeys here.|
|00:10:14||- Excuse me.
- Excuse me, darling. I want you to remember this face here.|
|00:10:17||This is the guy behind the guy
behind the guy.|
|00:10:26||Will you cut that shit out?|
|00:10:29||- What? She smiled.
- That's not cool, man.|
|00:10:31||- Did she or did she not smile?
- It doesn't matter.|
|00:10:34||- Mike, I'm telling you, girls love that stuff.
- You're gonna screw up our plan.|
|00:10:37||- Baby, we're gonna get laid.
- Could we first see what happens when we play it cool?|
|00:10:41||What do you think, Mike? Do you think she's
gonna leave us and go tell her pit boss on us?|
|00:10:45||Will you stop makin' fun,
|00:10:47||The trick is we gotta look like we don't need
the shit, then they give us shit for free.|
|00:10:51||Right, right, right.
Well, I think you look great, man.|
|00:10:54||I think I'm looking like the money,
like the bomb, right?|
|00:10:57||All right, stop. See that? That, uh,
table? That's where we make our scene.|
they'll notice me and you?|
|00:11:02||Oh, they're gonna notice me and you,
'cause they're watching.|
|00:11:05||- Nicely done, sir. You're on a streak now.
- It's about time.|
|00:11:08||One of the best streaks
I've ever had. I wanna get even.|
|00:11:17||Uh, start with, uh,
I don't know, 300?|
|00:11:36||I can count that
|00:11:39||- On the table.
- Excuse me?|
|00:11:41||- You have to lay it on the table.
- I don't want to bet it all.|
|00:11:45||You're not allowed
to hand me money, sir.|
|00:11:47||You have to lay it on the table
if you want me to change it.|
|00:11:58||- Changing 300.
- Three hundred.|
|00:12:09||- Do you have anything smaller?
- Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.|
|00:12:13||But this happens to be
a $100 minimum bet table.|
|00:12:16||Perhaps you'd be more comfortable
at one of our lower stakes tables.|
|00:12:21||Okay, just tuck 'em under,
just like this.|
|00:12:24||There you go.|
|00:12:30||Guy behind the guy.|
|00:12:32||I'll have a scotch
on the rocks, please.|
|00:12:34||Any scotch will do, as long
as it's not a blend, of course.|
|00:12:37||Uh, single malt.
Glenlivet, Glenfiddich perhaps.|
|00:12:40||Maybe a Glengow... Any Glen.|
|00:12:42||Scotch on the rocks.|
|00:13:05||- Double down.
|00:13:07||You got an 11.
You always double down on an 11.|
|00:13:09||I know, but it's $200.
It's blood money.|
|00:13:12||- Mike, you gotta double down.
- I can't double down.|
|00:13:14||- Mike, if you don't look like you know what you're doing...
- Will you stop for a second?|
|00:13:16||- Just shut up, okay? I can't.
- If you don't look like you know what you're doing...|
|00:13:18||Just stop for a second!|
|00:13:29||Eighteen. Good. Eighteen's good.|
|00:13:47||I'm telling you, baby,
you always double down on an 11.|
|00:13:50||- Well, obviously not always.
- Always, baby.|
|00:13:52||I'm just saying not
in this particular case.|
|00:13:54||- You always double...
- I lost, okay? How could you say "always"?|
|00:13:57||- Lady has 11. What would you like to do?
- Um, I hit.|
- I don't know what to do here.|
|00:14:05||I'll hit again.|
|00:14:11||Okay. I'll hit there. Okay.|
- Oh, my gosh! Twenty-one!|
|00:14:17||I got it!
Oh, my heavens. Thank you!|
|00:14:22||Would you like to have some breakfast
this morning, ma'am?|
|00:14:25||Oh, I really shouldn't. But then again,
it's a good idea. I'd love it.|
|00:14:29||- Thank you so much!
- Why not? By all means.|
|00:14:31||- Take this ticket in with you when you go in.
- Oh, thank you!|
|00:14:33||- They'll fix you up.
- You'll fix me up.|
|00:14:38||That went plenty nice, baby.
You're up 20 bucks.|
|00:14:42||You know, I mean not counting
what happened on the first table.|
|00:14:44||- Thanks for clarifying that.
- I'm down too, Mike.|
|00:14:46||- Yeah? What'd you lose?
- I don't know what I dropped.|
|00:14:50||Let's see, I dropped
probably 35 or...|
|00:14:52||Don't give me that shit. You know
exactly what you lost. What'd you drop?|
|00:14:56||Twenty, all right? But I was down at least
fifty. I'm sorry. I got lucky on the craps table.|
|00:14:59||You shouldn't be sorry.
You're a winner. I'm the fuckin' loser.|
|00:15:02||- I'm the one who should be sorry.
- Baby, don't talk that way.|
|00:15:04||Could we just go, please?
Could we go?|
|00:15:07||Baby, look at me. Look at me.|
|00:15:09||You're money. And you know what else?
You're a big winner tonight.|
|00:15:12||- I want to leave.
- You're a big winner.|
|00:15:14||I'm gonna ask you a simple question,
and I want you to listen to me.|
|00:15:16||Who's the big winner
here tonight at the casino? Huh?|
|00:15:21||- Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner.
|00:15:23||- Mikey wins.
- What a fuckin' asshole.|
|00:15:25||Fine, I'm an asshole. But you know what?
You're the big winner tonight, Mikey.|
|00:15:28||- You're the big winner in more ways than one.
- There you two are.|
|00:15:31||I walked around for an hour
with that stupid scotch on my tray.|
|00:15:34||We got knocked out pretty fast.|
|00:15:37||- Ah, a couple of high rollers like yourself?
- Can you believe it?|
|00:15:39||- I'm gonna get you that scotch.
- You know, forget about it.|
|00:15:41||- I didn't even want it. I just wanted to order it.
- Can I get you something else?|
|00:15:44||I mean, you really shouldn't leave
without getting something for free.|
|00:15:47||Why ruin a perfect night?|
|00:15:49||Listen, um, bring a single-malted,
uh, Glengarry for me...|
for my boy Mikey here.|
|00:15:54||And if you tell the bartender
to go easy on the water,|
|00:15:57||then this 50-cent piece has your
name written all over it, okay?|
|00:16:02||I want you to run along,
'cause I'll be timing you.|
|00:16:04||I'm gonna keep time.
One, two, three, four.|
|00:16:09||- What an asshole.
- Baby, that was money. Tell me that wasn't money.|
|00:16:12||- That was so demeaning.
- She smiled, baby.|
|00:16:14||- I can't believe what an asshole you are.
- No, baby, she smiled.|
|00:16:17||- She was smiling at what an asshole you are.
- No, no, no, no, no.|
|00:16:20||- She was smiling at how money I was, what I did with her.
- Could we get out of here?|
|00:16:23||- I'm not gonna pay for a room.
- Mike, what the hell do you want to get out of here for?|
|00:16:26||- The honey baby's bringing us a cocktail.
- What, are you nuts?|
|00:16:29||- You think she's coming back here?
- I know she's coming back.|
|00:16:31||Did you hear what she said? "You shouldn't
leave without getting something for free."|
|00:16:34||Baby, she wants to party.
She wants to.|
|00:16:37||I'm tired. We should just go.|
|00:16:39||Baby, this is what we came for. Now, we
met a beautiful baby, and she likes you.|
|00:16:42||- She likes you.
- Whatever. Daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend.|
|00:16:45||Now, I don't care if I end up with her
or one of her beautiful baby friends.|
|00:16:51||It's just I been... I been out
of the game for so long, man.|
|00:16:54||- It's been like six years.
- Listen, it's hard, I know. I been there myself.|
|00:16:59||Not for six years or anything,
but I've been there.|
|00:17:00||Not for six years or anything,
but I've been there.|
|00:17:02||The best thing you can do
is just get back out there.|
|00:17:04||It's just I... I'm not attracted to them.
I keep thinking of my girlfriend.|
|00:17:08||Then I'm trying to, like,
maintain a conversation with them.|
|00:17:11||Mike, do you even think I know what the
hell they're saying to me half the time?|
|00:17:15||I don't know if they're talking
about how hard it is to be adopted...|
|00:17:18||or how their dad
can't show 'em affection.|
|00:17:20||All I do, man, is stare at their mouth
and wrinkle my eyebrows,|
|00:17:24||and somehow I turn out
to be a big sweetie, okay?|
|00:17:27||Take this girl here.
She's a waitress in Las Vegas.|
|00:17:30||But I bet somewhere inside of her
there is a very, very special dream.|
|00:17:34||And no matter how hard I try, I won't...|
|00:17:37||Hey, there she is, the most
special lady in town, right?|
- What time do you get off, uh, Christy?|
- 6:00, great.|
|00:17:44||- Two Glengarrys down, easy on the water.
|00:17:47||Uh, listen. Why don't you call a friend
and have her meet the three of us...|
|00:17:51||- at the Bamboo Lounge at 6:01?
- You got it.|
|00:17:53||- All right?
- Sure. Hey.|
|00:17:59||That was so fuckin' money.
That was like the Jedi mind shit.|
|00:18:02||See, that's what I'm trying to tell you,
baby. Girls love that kind of stuff.|
|00:18:05||They don't go
for the sensitive shit.|
|00:18:07||You start talking to 'em about, uh,
you know, puppy dogs and ice cream.|
|00:18:10||They know what you want to do. What do you
think? You really think they don't know?|
|00:18:14||- No. I know.
- They know what you want, baby. Believe me.|
|00:18:17||When you pretend it's just
like a waste of their time.|
|00:18:19||You're gonna take 'em that way
eventually, right? Don't apologize for it.|
|00:18:23||It's just that I get this thing where I want
to be a gentleman and I wanna show respect.|
Respect, my ass.|
|00:18:29||What they respect is honesty.|
|00:18:31||Look, you see how they dress when they go
out, right? They want you to notice 'em.|
|00:18:35||All you're doin' is letting them know that
it's working. Get off this respect kick.|
|00:18:39||There's nothing wrong with letting
the girls know that you're money...|
|00:18:42||- and that you wanna party.
- You ready to order?|
|00:18:45||Yeah. I'll have a coffee...
Two, uh, two coffees.|
|00:18:48||And it says, uh, here,
|00:18:53||I'll have the, uh, pancakes and the,
uh, age of enlightenment, please.|
|00:18:57||And for you?|
|00:19:00||Oh, um, let's see,
I'll have the, um, the Toucan.|
|00:19:04||- Over easy.
- I'll be back with the coffee.|
|00:19:07||All right, great.
It went over her head.|
|00:19:12||I should have said renaissance.
Age of enlightenment. I...|
|00:19:14||Oh, God! Like a Las Vegas waitress is gonna
get an obscure French philosophical reference?|
|00:19:19||It's like I'm trying
to show off to her.|
|00:19:21||I may as well have just said,
"Let me jump your ignorant bones."|
|00:19:24||Don't even sweat her.
We're gonna meet our honeys soon.|
|00:19:26||- You know Christy's friend is gonna be money.
- It's 20 to.|
|00:19:29||- We gotta get out of here.
- Baby, will you relax just for a minute here?|
|00:19:33||Excuse me. We have...
We're in a little bit of a hurry.|
|00:19:36||Hang on, Voltaire.|
|00:19:50||- I get paid for loving
|00:19:54||Loving all the time|
|00:19:59||- How're you doin', guys?
- Hey, boys.|
|00:20:01||- We almost gave up on you.
- I'm sorry we're late.|
|00:20:04||- There's, uh, no clocks in this town anywhere.
- No harm done.|
|00:20:07||- This is Lisa.
|00:20:09||- I'm sorry. I never got your name.
- I'm Mike.|
- This is Trent. We call him Double Down.|
- Stop right there.|
|00:20:16||- Ladies, don't you always double down on an 11?
|00:20:19||- No matter what. Like splitting aces.
|00:20:21||- Hi, Lisa. I'm Trent. It's nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.|
|00:20:23||Lovely, uh, make-up job
you have there.|
|00:20:25||- Oh. Uh, Lisa works at the MGM Grand.
- I'm a Dorothy.|
|00:20:28||Oh, Lisa's a Dorothy.
That's great. That's great.|
|00:20:32||Well, we're not
in Kansas anymore.|
|00:20:40||So, uh, what do
you guys do?|
|00:20:44||Well, I'm a comedian.|
|00:20:51||Um, do you ever play out here?
I'd love to see you sometime.|
- Why not?|
|00:20:57||Well, there are, uh... You know,
it's just different circuits.|
|00:21:00||- It's hard to explain. You wouldn't understand.
- Who's your booking agent?|
|00:21:03||She... She knows...|
|00:21:06||Actually, I don't have
West Coast representation as of yet.|
|00:21:10||Oh, who's your representation
|00:21:12||I didn't... I sort of freelanced on
my own, kind of found my own things.|
|00:21:17||- 'Cause I...
- So what do you do, Trent?|
|00:21:19||- I'm a producer.
- Oh! Cool!|
not supposed to drink here.|
|00:21:26||We should go someplace else.
How's my place?|
|00:21:31||- Yeah, that's great.
|00:21:33||- All right?
- Yeah, we... Yeah, sure.|
- Because if you can't drink here...|
|00:21:39||- Then you can't drink.
- Why not?|
|00:21:41||- That'll be great.
- Okay, great. Let's go.|
|00:21:44||You were in Acapulco Beach?|
|00:21:47||We watch that all the time.|
|00:21:50||- No, no, no, no, wait.
- Yeah, yeah.|
|00:21:53||The worst was when I went in for
this Afterschool Special, right?|
|00:21:57||So I'm sitting
in the waiting room,|
|00:21:59||and there's all these little kids, uh,
sitting in the waiting room with me.|
|00:22:02||And I see that all the kids are signed
in for the exact same role as me.|
|00:22:05||- They're auditioning for the same role as you?
|00:22:08||So, uh, I check the time and the place.
I'm where I'm supposed to be.|
|00:22:12||I call my agent up. She says, "Trent,
they asked for you specifically."|
|00:22:16||- What was the thing?
- I don't know what it was. It was "Drugs are Bad."|
|00:22:19||"Jenny Eats Something." Whatever.
It's Afterschool Special bullshit.|
- "Jenny Eats Something."|
|00:22:24||The role I'm reading for is "brother."
I'm reading for the part of "brother."|
or little brother?|
|00:22:30||- Just brother, man. Just brother.
|00:22:34||Just brother, right? Finally I get
to go in and meet everyone, right?|
|00:22:37||Mikey, I'm telling you,
I was money.|
|00:22:39||It's a starring role.
I practiced for a week.|
|00:22:41||So I'm reading with the casting director
and, girls, I literally start crying.|
- I swear to God.|
|00:22:47||The casting director who's reading with
me kinda gets caught up in the vibe.|
|00:22:49||- She starts crying.
|00:22:51||- Yeah, I swear to God. Swear to God.
|00:22:54||So now she's crying.
|00:22:57||We're both kinda crying, but not
the kind of crying that's like...|
|00:23:01||But the kind of crying that's
like we're trying not to cry.|
|00:23:04||Do you know what I mean? Like we're not
trying to... Whatever. It was very cool.|
|00:23:07||So I finished reading with her.|
|00:23:10||I finally hold up my finger,
like give me a minute here.|
- Like give me a minute.|
|00:23:15||More than that, 'cause I'm in it.
But like I'm broke.|
|00:23:18||Give me a second here.
May I have a minute?|
|00:23:22||So I put down my head,
and the whole room sits in silence...|
|00:23:27||for at least five minutes.|
|00:23:29||- Swear to God, five minutes.
|00:23:31||I look up, everyone
rips up in applause.|
|00:23:33||The whole room is rip-roaring clapping
it up for me, for big T, right?|
|00:23:37||Everyone in the room is sitting there tearing
their face. They're crying their eyes out.|
|00:23:41||The guy working the camera, you know,
just filming it? Got tears in his eyes.|
|00:23:45||- Not the camera guy.
- I swear to God, the camera guy.|
|00:23:48||Not so much from my reading,
although it had a lot to do with it,|
|00:23:51||but, really, he had
his own things going on.|
|00:23:53||So the producer
starts to talk to me.|
|00:23:56||He says, "Trent, when you
walked in this room,|
|00:23:58||I didn't see Trent Walker
come in here."|
|00:24:01||He said, "I saw big brother
come in here." Fuckin' great, right?|
|00:24:05||He says, "You walked in with the role,
you nailed it, you're great."|
|00:24:07||- So give me the fuckin' part.
- Exactly. Right?|
|00:24:10||Then he says to me... He says,
"Trent, I gotta be honest with you.|
|00:24:15||I think that it might be that
you may be just a little bit old...|
|00:24:19||for the role of brother."|
|00:24:22||So I felt confident,
'cause I gave a good read.|
|00:24:24||I say to him, "Well, how old exactly
is the role of brother?"|
|00:24:27||- Here it comes.
- 'Cause I'm tall.|
|00:24:30||- Here it comes.
- But I look young, Mike. Do I look young, girls?|
|00:24:32||Yeah, you do.|
|00:24:34||So he says to me... I swear to God he
says this to me with a straight face.|
|00:24:37||This fucking guy.
"Eleven years old."|
|00:24:41||- And you said "double down."
- Double down.|
|00:24:43||Because you know why? Because you
make it happen on the bets.|
|00:24:46||He's great, isn't he?|
|00:24:48||But the truth of the matter was,
you saw my picture, you saw my tape.|
|00:24:51||You know I'm 24 years old.
Why did you call me in?|
- That's your great bit.|
|00:24:57||Well, we all have stories.|
|00:25:10||Uh, how rude of me. I never...
I never gave you the... the tour.|
|00:25:37||Come on home, girl
He said with a smile|
|00:25:42||You don't have to love me
and let's get high a while|
|00:25:46||But try to understand
Try to understand|
- I'm gonna check on my boy.|
|00:25:58||Try to understand|
Try to understand|
|00:26:04||He's a magic man|
|00:26:13||I'm sure she'll call.|
|00:26:15||I mean, six years
is a long time.|
|00:26:17||- You don't just break it off cleanly after six years.
- But she did.|
|00:26:20||- And she's with somebody else now.
- Oh, you poor thing.|
|00:26:27||- You know what? It won't last.
- Why not?|
|00:26:29||- It's a rebound.
- We were a rebound and we lasted for six years.|
|00:26:33||Well, yeah, but how long was the
relationship she was rebounding from?|
|00:26:41||Uh, can I check
my messages real quick?|
|00:26:44||- I have a calling card. It won't cost anything.
|00:26:47||- Are you sure?
- Yeah, sure. The phone's in the back.|
|00:26:49||- I'm not ruining tonight, am I?
- No, it's okay.|
|00:26:52||- Are you sure?
- Yeah. Oh, I understand.|
|00:26:54||- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.|
|00:27:13||I need to, uh, u...|
|00:27:16||No. I gotta... I gotta use...
I gotta use the phone.|
|00:27:21||- You can check 'em tomorrow.
- I need to use the phone.|
|00:27:25||Okay? I'm sorry.|
|00:27:33||I'm sure I... They weren't
in there that long.|
|00:27:36||I don't think we're
|00:27:46||I have a calling card.|
|00:27:48||So it's a 800...
it's a 800 number.|
|00:28:05||- Six years? Oh, poor thing.
- I know.|
|00:28:09||- And you know what he said?
- What? What?|
|00:28:11||- And I believe him.
|00:28:13||- He said, "I just want her to be happy."
- He said that?|
|00:28:17||- It's so sweet. So sweet.
- That is so sweet.|
- I know.|
|00:28:23||I'll make some coffee.|
|00:28:49||Did she call?|
- Oh, Mike, I'm so...|
|00:28:59||That's so bad. I'm sorry.|
|00:29:04||It's gonna be okay.|
|00:29:07||She asked me what I was thinking about.
Did you want me to lie?|
|00:29:12||You didn't have to
get into it, baby.|
|00:29:15||I'm sorry about
interrupting you guys.|
|00:29:17||Oh, don't worry about it. I just wanted
you to have a good time, that's all.|
|00:29:21||- Christy was nice.
- Yeah, I really didn't like her that much, to be honest.|
|00:29:25||- Why not?
- I don't know, man. She just... She didn't really do it for me.|
|00:29:29||What'd you think of that,
uh, Dorothy girl?|
|00:29:34||The whole Judy Garland thing
kinda turned me on.|
|00:29:37||- Does that make me some kind of a fag?
- No, baby, you're money.|
|00:29:44||- I don't think she liked me anyway.
- Mike, I'm tellin' you, man.|
|00:29:47||- She thought you were money.
- I don't think so.|
|00:29:50||I heard 'em both talking.
Both those girls thought you were money.|
|00:29:54||You're a good friend.|
|00:29:58||Look, you take yourself
outta the game.|
|00:30:01||You start talkin' to 'em
about puppy dogs and ice cream,|
|00:30:03||of course it's going to end up
on the friendship tip.|
|00:30:07||I just don't think
she liked me in that way.|
|00:30:09||Baby, you are so money,
and you don't even know it.|
|00:30:11||Look, T, the girls don't go for me
the way they go for you, okay?|
|00:30:16||- Michelle went for you, right?
- That's different.|
|00:30:18||- Why? How is that different?
- We were younger. It was college.|
|00:30:22||You didn't go to college. You don't know
how it is. The girls are young, they drink.|
|00:30:25||- They don't know any better.
- Do you know how stupid that sounds?|
|00:30:29||Listen to me. Your self-esteem is low
right now because she's with somebody else.|
|00:30:34||But talkin' about it and thinkin' about
it all the time, it's depressing.|
|00:30:37||It's no good, man.|
|00:30:41||I just need
a little more time.|
|00:30:43||Why, so you can sit around your stuffy
apartment beating yourself up over it?|
|00:30:46||- Remember the first week after she told you?
- Don't remind me.|
|00:30:50||Huh? Couldn't even
leave your place.|
|00:30:54||You know, you just sat around
your stuffy apartment,|
|00:30:57||sitting there, drinking orange juice,
feeling sorry for yourself.|
|00:31:01||Now look at you, man. Right?
I mean, you got a part in a movie.|
|00:31:05||- A day.
- Whatever, Mike. It's work. You understand?|
|00:31:07||You're doing what you love to do.
What the hell is she doing now?|
|00:31:12||Selling scrap metal.|
|00:31:15||Okay. And this guy she's seeing,
what the hell does he do?|
|00:31:18||- He drives a carriage.
|00:31:21||I heard he drives a carriage
around Central Park or something.|
|00:31:24||Oh, Mike, please! You're
the fun-lovin', outgoing party guy,|
|00:31:28||and you're sweatin'
some lawn jockey.|
I'm tellin' you, man.|
|00:31:34||You're better off without this girl.
You gotta trust me on this, Mike.|
|00:31:38||- All right, buddy?
- Stop talking. Shut up.|
|00:31:42||Okay, I'm gonna try. I promise you I
will shut up if you shut the hell up.|
|00:31:46||- We're gonna make this work.
- You're damn right you're gonna try.|
|00:31:49||Let's get home.|
|00:31:52||- I'm a man of means by no means
- Los Angeles.|
|00:31:56||King of the road|
|00:31:59||I know every engineer
of every train|
|00:32:03||All their children
and all of their names|
|00:32:07||And every handout
in every town|
|00:32:11||Every lock that ain't locked
when no one's around|
|00:32:15||I seen trailers
for sale or rent|
|00:32:18||- I don't think I'm gonna take it.
- Look, it's a gig.|
|00:32:20||This is definitely
a step back for me.|
|00:32:22||There's not much of a call
for Shakespeare in this town.|
|00:32:25||There's just something
about being Goofy, all right?|
|00:32:27||Any other Disney character would
be fine. Mickey? Mickey's an icon.|
|00:32:31||- Why does it have to be Goofy?
- What do you want? You're tall.|
|00:32:35||How am I gonna
tell my parents?|
|00:32:37||I still haven't told them
I didn't get the series.|
|00:32:40||You tested over a month ago.
I'm sure they figured it out.|
|00:32:43||It's like, "Mom, hi.
I didn't get that pilot.|
|00:32:46||By the way, I'm Goofy.
Send more money."|
|00:33:13||You notice I didn't
mention her once today.|
|00:33:16||- I didn't want to say anything.
- Oh, yeah? Why?|
|00:33:20||Ah, it's kind of like not talking to
your pitcher in the middle of a no-hitter.|
|00:33:23||- What do you mean? Like you didn't want to jinx it?
|00:33:27||I don't talk about her that much.|
|00:33:30||- I didn't mention her once today.
- Tend the pin.|
|00:33:32||The only reason I mentioned her at all was to
tell you I'm not gonna talk about her anymore.|
|00:33:35||- I thought you'd appreciate that.
- I do. Good for you, Mikey.|
|00:33:41||- Get there.
- Play it out.|
|00:33:44||- I decided to get back out there.
- Good. Glad to hear it.|
|00:33:47||- Can't make any more excuses for myself.
|00:33:53||Do you wanna hit the town tonight?|
|00:33:56||Uh, I shouldn't.
It's a weeknight.|
|00:33:59||- You got a Pluto callback?
- Yeah, kick me when I'm down.|
|00:34:04||- All right. Count 'em up.
- How many strokes?|
|00:34:07||One, two, three...|
|00:34:13||- Eight, nine.
- What'd you get?|
|00:34:15||- Eight or a nine.
- I'll give you an eight.|
|00:34:18||- What did you get?
- I got an eight.|
|00:34:20||Dead heat after one hole.
It's turning into quite a rivalry.|
|00:34:24||You better replace the pin, Chi Chi.
The natives look restless.|
|00:34:29||You bitch! You bitch!|
|00:34:31||Chelios steals to Roenick.|
|00:34:36||Sue, why is
Gretzky on his ass again?|
|00:34:39||- Gretzky's a little bitch.
- God, this is such bullshit, man. This is bullshit!|
|00:34:42||The Kings suck in this game.
You should play another team.|
|00:34:45||- I took the Kings to the Cup.
- Yeah, against the computer with the offsides off.|
|00:34:49||- They're a finesse team, bro.
- They're a fuckin' bitch team. Score... Oh!|
What a fuckin' bitch!|
|00:34:54||- Watch out, motherfucker.
- No, you do not fuckin' hit my elbow.|
|00:34:56||It's not even so much me
as it's Roenick. He's good.|
|00:34:59||Oh, is that right?|
|00:35:01||- Chelios steals to Roenick.
- You bitch!|
|00:35:04||Score Chicago! Ohh!|
|00:35:06||- That was pretty.
- Such fuckin' bullshit!|
|00:35:08||But that was pretty, Sue.
Check this out on the instant replay.|
|00:35:11||- Dude, do not...
- You said it was fuckin' bullshit. Check it out.|
|00:35:13||Look at it!|
|00:35:16||- Look at it!
- I don't want to!|
|00:35:18||Why do you think they put
the instant replay in the fucking game?|
|00:35:21||- God, you're unbelievable.
- So you can see if it's bullshit.|
|00:35:24||- I am unbelievable. Look at it.
- Every goal you're gonna watch the instant replay?|
|00:35:27||- Come on, man, I want to fuckin' play.
- I want him to learn it.|
|00:35:29||- I never get to play.
- You should practice this when I'm not here.|
|00:35:31||- Just fuckin' move it.
- When I'm not here, will you practice this?|
|00:35:34||- Wa, wa, wa, wa.
- We'll play some more. He likes to get scored on.|
|00:35:36||- Set the game up.
- Great times.|
- Better play defense.|
|00:35:44||Okay. Yeah, it's on the fourth floor.
The elevator's broken, okay?|
|00:35:47||Dude, it's Pink Dot.
Would you buzz him in? Hit nine.|
|00:35:50||I wish they still had fights in
this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne.|
|00:35:53||- They don't have fighting anymore?
- Doesn't that suck?|
|00:35:55||Why'd they get rid of the fighting?
It's the best part of the old version.|
|00:35:57||Kids were hitting each other
or something, man.|
|00:35:59||But you know what, Mike? You can
make their heads bleed on this one.|
|00:36:02||- Make somebody's head bleed.
- No, we're in play-offs.|
|00:36:04||I'm gonna make Wayne Gretzky's head
bleed for super fan number 99 here.|
|00:36:07||Mikey, get the door?|
|00:36:10||- Yeah, give me some money.
- Why do I have to give you money?|
|00:36:12||Give me some fuckin' money.
I'm not paying again.|
Pause the game.|
|00:36:18||- Dude, I'm about to do my thing with the thing.
- Pause the game!|
|00:36:21||- I got fuckin' Wayne.
- Pause it!|
|00:36:23||All right, I'll pause it.
Jesus Christ. Like you scored all day.|
|00:36:28||- How much do you want?
- Just give me some money.|
|00:36:30||Okay, fine. Take my last 20.
Here. Jesus fucking Christ.|
|00:36:36||There it is, Mikey! Check it out.
His head's bleeding.|
|00:36:38||Mikey, check it out. His legs... Little
Wayne's legs are shaking all over.|
|00:36:41||- Fucking bitch! What did you do that for?
- You're the fucking bitch!|
|00:36:45||- What the fuck are you... Why did
you un-pause it? - Come on, man.|
|00:36:48||- C'mon, peaches.
- Get the fuck off me.|
|00:36:51||- I'm not kidding.
- You know what? Look at you. Look at you.|
|00:36:54||- You wanna kiss me. Look at you.
- Get the fuck off.|
|00:36:56||- Get off!
- Look at you right now.|
|00:36:58||- Get the fuck off me!
- You're fuckin' makin' me sick! You want to kiss me!|
|00:37:00||Hey, hold still. Hold on. It's
the fuckin' Pink Dot guy. Hold on.|
|00:37:05||Hey, Mikey! Mikey, is he cute?|
|00:37:08||- Is he brown?
- Maybe he'd like to come in and join us for a cocktail.|
|00:37:11||- Is he polite?
- Is he a brown man?|
|00:37:13||If he's polite, have him come in. If
he's polite, let him in. Is he clean?|
|00:37:16||Have him come look.
Have him take off his shoes.|
|00:37:19||Michael, is he clean?
I want to see him!|
|00:37:22||Michael, I want to see him.
Don't let him go! Don't let him go.|
|00:37:26||Get off. I'm serious.
Don't fuckin' do that shit.|
|00:37:28||Oh, he got away from us.
I'm sorry, Michael. Was he nice?|
|00:37:32||You guys are assholes.
Eat, eat, you fuckin' jackals.|
|00:37:37||- Oh, yeah.
|00:37:39||- What time is the party tonight?
- It starts at 8:00.|
|00:37:41||- Everybody'll get there around 10:00.
- So, what, 11:00?|
|00:37:46||I'm gonna bring an old friend
from back home. He just moved out here.|
|00:37:50||- Who, Rob?
- Yeah, you know him.|
|00:37:52||Yeah, he's cool.
You'll like him. He's a rounder, Rob.|
|00:37:55||- What does he do?
- Uh, he's trying to be an actor.|
|00:37:57||- What a surprise.
- How novel.|
|00:37:59||So the party started at 8:00.|
|00:38:03||Why are we going
to a bar at 10:00?|
|00:38:05||To grab a drink before we meet
the guys for a bite at 11:00.|
|00:38:09||Where is this place?|
|00:38:11||For some reason the cool bars in Hollywood
have to be hard to find and have no sign.|
|00:38:15||It's kind of like a speakeasy
kind of thing. It's kinda cool.|
|00:38:18||It's like you're in on some
kind of secret, you know?|
|00:38:21||You tell a chick you been someplace, it's
like braggin' that you know how to find it.|
|00:38:51||I'll get a Dewars on the rocks.
What are you getting?|
|00:38:54||- Uh, Budweiser.
- A Dewars on the rocks and a Bud.|
|00:38:58||God, I can't believe
the women in this city.|
|00:39:01||It's like the hottest one percent
from... from all over the world...|
|00:39:05||come to our gene pool.|
|00:39:07||Darwinism at its best.|
|00:39:09||- Yo, Mikey, what's up?
- Charles! How you doin', man?|
|00:39:12||- Ah, you know, man. You know.
- You get that pilot?|
|00:39:15||Nah, man. I know you didn't. Otherwise
you wouldn't be askin' me, right?|
|00:39:18||- That shit wasn't funny anyway.
- Piece of shit.|
|00:39:21||Charles, this is my friend Rob
from back East. He just moved out here.|
|00:39:25||- My pleasure.
- How you doin', man?|
|00:39:27||This is Charles.
We went to network on a pilot.|
|00:39:29||- Oh, yeah, I tested for one.
- A month ago.|
|00:39:31||- How'd your folks take it?
- Actually, I haven't heard an official "no" yet.|
|00:39:35||Oh, so you haven't
told them yet.|
|00:39:38||That's all right, man. I still haven't
told my folks I didn't get Deep Space Nine.|
|00:39:41||You figure they'd figure
it out by now, right?|
|00:39:43||- But Moms keeps asking me.
- Boy, does it hurt when they ask.|
|00:39:45||I don't even tell them about
anything I'm close on anymore.|
|00:39:48||Not 'til you book it.
You know, you might get cut out.|
|00:39:50||I'm considering taking
a part as Goofy.|
|00:39:54||- Well, at least it's Disney, right?
|00:39:57||Look, we're going to, uh,
we're going to this party in the hills.|
|00:40:00||Some modeling agency. Beautiful babies.
You want to come with?|
|00:40:03||Yeah, why not?
This place is dead anyway.|
|00:40:11||No, no, no, no, no.
Now, you got to admit...|
|00:40:14||that the Steadicam shot
in GoodFellas was the money.|
|00:40:16||The basement of the... the restaurant,
the Copa in New York.|
|00:40:20||- Through the kitchen, Mike.
- I heard it took them four days to light that shot.|
I don't know about four days.|
|00:40:25||- Well, that's what I heard.
- They have to hide all the lights.|
|00:40:27||Jesus, that must've
cost a fortune.|
|00:40:29||That's nothing. You know how much
money my man spent on that Vegas movie?|
|00:40:32||Wait. You gotta be nuts
to shoot in a casino.|
|00:40:34||All right, ready. Mean Streets?|
|00:40:36||- That's the dope.
- Dude, dude. Reservoir Dogs.|
|00:40:39||- Oh, stop with that fucking Reservoir Dogs.
- Which one?|
|00:40:41||The one right in the beginning where
they're walking in slow motion, man.|
|00:40:44||How can you even
compare the two, man?|
|00:40:46||Tarantino completely bites
everything from Scorsese.|
|00:40:49||- It's true.
- He's derivative.|
|00:40:51||You know what?
You gotta admit that did look money.|
|00:40:53||I heard they did
that whole thing for under ten grand.|
|00:40:56||I don't know what the big deal is. Everybody
steals from everybody. That's movies.|
|00:40:59||Let's get the hell out
of here if we wanna make this party.|
|00:41:41||Pick up the pieces
|00:41:43||Pick up the pieces
|00:41:45||Pick up the pieces|
|00:42:43||Pick up the pieces|
|00:42:48||Pick up the pieces|
Oh, suki, suki|
Uhh, come on|
|00:43:12||- How you been? Good to see you.
- Hey, good to see you.|
|00:43:16||- So who threw this party anyway?
- Damned if I know.|
|00:43:19||- Beats me.
- Hey, I came with you.|
- What's that guy's name again? Sue?|
|00:43:27||Sue. Yeah. His dad was a big Johnny Cash
fan from what I understand.|
|00:43:30||- Oh, right, right, right. The song.
- Yeah, "A Boy Named Sue."|
|00:43:33||So I think that's why
he's such a mean cat.|
|00:43:36||- That guy?
- Oh, he's a bad guy.|
|00:43:38||He don't look it. He's... No, he's mean.
I seen him in a fight once.|
|00:43:41||He had a guy and was fuckin' smackin'
his head into the curb, like his mouth.|
|00:43:45||Just fuckin' smash. His teeth came out.
Just fucking, wha, wha, wha.|
|00:43:48||Fuckin' blood came out of
his fuckin' mouth. It was nasty, man.|
|00:43:51||- Nice guy, though. That guy's cool.
- Hey, big Mike.|
|00:43:54||Hey, how're you doing?
What are you doing here?|
|00:43:57||- Marty invited me here.
- Oh, yeah? Cool, cool.|
|00:43:59||Thrill me, baby
I need you|
|00:44:02||- She looking at me now?
|00:44:07||- How 'bout now? Is she looking over here now?
|00:44:15||What about now?
Is she looking now?|
|00:44:19||No, she's not looking at you, dude. Will
you quit asking me if she's looking at you?|
|00:44:22||- She hasn't looked at you... Wait, she just looked.
- See what I'm sayin', man?|
|00:44:29||I got some friends I wanna go meet.
I'll talk to you later.|
|00:44:32||- Nice to see you. I'll give you a call.
- All right. Take care.|
|00:44:34||- All right, man.
- Who's that?|
|00:44:36||I don't know, man.|
|00:44:43||- You know, there's so many beautiful women.
- Unbelievable, dude.|
- Okay, I gotta try once.|
|00:44:49||- You're a better man than I am, Charlie Brown.
- I have to.|
|00:44:51||- I made a promise to myself.
- Go. Go for it.|
|00:44:53||I have to get out there sooner
or later, right? So I gotta go now.|
|00:44:56||- Okay, you're gonna be my wing man?
- I'll be your winger.|
|00:45:13||Hi. Uh, how are you ladies
doing this evening?|
|00:45:17||What do you drive?|
|00:45:20||E- Excuse me?|
|00:45:22||What kind of a car
do you drive?|
|00:45:28||See what I mean?
It's the same old shit all the time.|
|00:45:32||It's... It's red. I have...
It's a red Cavalier.|
|00:45:39||- How are you guys doing?
- It's on, Mike. It's on.|
|00:45:42||- Yeah? Which one?
- Uh, Groucho.|
|00:45:44||With the cigar?|
|00:45:47||- She's cute, man.
- Jesus Christ.|
|00:45:52||- Mike, you just looked right at her.
- Come on, she didn't notice.|
|00:45:55||- Yeah, she did.
- I better go in early now.|
|00:45:58||- I'm sorry, man. I didn't know.
- Don't sweat it, Mike.|
|00:46:01||It's gonna be a lay-up.|
What a winnin' hand|
- How're you guys doing?|
|00:46:08||- Not well.
- What, rejected?|
|00:46:12||Just watch old T-bone
there and learn.|
|00:46:15||She's a brick house|
|00:46:20||My whole life people have told me
I have this star quality.|
|00:46:24||- Have they?
- Well, I don't know if it's true.|
|00:46:26||But, well, this one time...
this is really stupid...|
|00:46:29||- But in kindergarten, you know...
- It's all right.|
|00:46:31||You know how you have those little
crushes? I had this crush on this guy Lee.|
|00:46:35||He was really cute, and he
wore Lee Jeans. They said "Lee."|
|00:46:39||Anyway, I really liked him.
And then one day he told me I was ugly.|
|00:46:42||I started crying,
and my teacher was, like,|
|00:46:45||"Deidre, you are so emotional.
You are so dramatic.|
|00:46:48||You should be an actress!"|
|00:46:51||- It was, like, that's it!
I should be an actress.|
|00:46:54||And you know what?
I can cry on cue.|
|00:46:57||- Yeah! Well, totally.
|00:46:59||Well, that's really been sort of my
thing, you know. It got me into Juilliard.|
|00:47:02||And the agent said to me
afterwards that he thought...|
|00:47:04||he really was reminded by me...|
|00:47:06||of Tina Yothers,
you know, from Family Ties.|
|00:47:08||And he said
I looked just like her.|
|00:47:18||She's the one, the only one
Built like an Amazon, Yeah|
|00:47:22||Was that money or what?|
|00:47:25||Kind of a dick move,
if you ask me.|
What'd I do wrong?|
|00:47:30||- You asked a girl for her number and you tore it up.
- She didn't see that.|
|00:47:33||- It doesn't matter.
- That was pretty cold, dude.|
|00:47:35||What was so cold about it?|
|00:47:42||See, man, you can't roll with that.
She's business class.|
|00:47:45||- Business class?
- Big butt. You know, can't fly coach?|
|00:47:49||You guys are terrible.|
out of Glenfiddich.|
|00:47:56||- What else is going on?
- Could hit the Dresden.|
|00:48:01||Well, this place
is dead anyway, man. Let's do it.|
|00:49:12||What do you say, man?|
|00:49:15||You can tell by the way
I use my walk|
|00:49:17||I'm a woman's man
No time to talk|
|00:49:19||- Hi, friends.
- The music's loud and women warm|
|00:49:21||I've been kicked around
since I was born|
|00:49:25||Now it's all right, it's okay
You may look the other way|
|00:49:28||- You can try to understand
- New York Times' effect on man|
|00:49:33||Whether you're a brother
or whether you're a mother|
|00:49:35||We're staying alive
|00:49:37||Feel the city shaking
and everybody's breaking|
|00:49:40||I'm staying alive
|00:49:42||Ah, ha, ha, ha
|00:49:59||Yeah, I know what you're saying, man.
I just don't know what to tell you.|
|00:50:02||I mean, does it
have to be Goofy?|
|00:50:04||You know, I was Hamlet two months
ago Off-Broadway, and I was good.|
|00:50:10||- Someone got out of school early today.
- They like our vibe.|
|00:50:19||- Oh, it's on.
- It's definitely on.|
|00:50:22||Feel the city shaking
and everybody's breaking|
|00:50:24||We're staying alive
|00:50:26||- Ah, ha, ha, ha, staying alive Staying alive
- God bless you guys.|
|00:50:31||Ah, ha, ha, ha
|00:50:44||Hi, can I get a Dewars on the, uh,
Dewars on the rocks?|
|00:50:51||- I-I can't even get
this guy to notice me.|
|00:50:55||You're laughing at me?
That's funny to you, huh?|
|00:50:58||Great. Good. Great day.|
|00:51:01||I- I'm sorry. I shouldn't.|
|00:51:03||- Let me make it up to you.
- Hang on, Nick.|
They know you around here, huh?|
|00:51:10||Uh, hi. I'll have a Dewars
on the rocks, please.|
|00:51:13||And some more olives for...
for our little friend here.|
|00:51:17||Do I know you?
I mean, where do I know you from?|
|00:51:21||Um, you ever been
to the Ha-Ha Hole on Pico?|
|00:51:25||- Hmm, no.
- No? You're sure? Monday nights, open mike?|
|00:51:28||- I host an open mike there.
- Hmm, no.|
you're a comedian.|
|00:51:36||Yeah, it's a dream, you know. It's a lot
of hard work and travel and, uh, hotels.|
|00:51:40||I have a new booking agent, though, so
I'm part of the whole Vegas circuits.|
|00:51:43||The money's pretty good. I might buy
a car, I think. You know, a foreign car.|
|00:51:48||Treat myself. I figure
I worked for it. Why not?|
|00:51:50||I know where it is.
|00:51:53||I served you an espresso
|00:51:56||Espresso. An espresso. Yes, that's
my drink. That's probably it.|
Isn't that funny?|
|00:52:02||You came in and asked me
for an application.|
|00:52:04||And then I took you and
introduced you to my manager.|
|00:52:10||Must've been a while ago, 'cause
right now I have a booking agent.|
|00:52:13||'Cause I've been... I have
a booking agent now that I've got.|
|00:52:18||- It was about two weeks ago.
- It was probably more.|
|00:52:21||Probably longer, 'cause things
have been going very well lately.|
|00:52:23||I haven't been looking
for a job in a while.|
|00:52:25||It could have been someone who looks like me,
'cause there's a lot of people who look kinda...|
|00:52:28||- See, I have a face that's similar...
- You better pay the man.|
|00:52:32||Here's the, uh...
Here's... Just take this.|
|00:52:36||I've been doing very well.
Thank you. Uh, thank you...|
- Nikki. Thank you, Nikki.|
|00:52:46||- We got digits, baby.
- Yeah, what a surprise.|
|00:52:49||What's wrong with you? I saw you
talkin' to a beautiful brunette baby.|
|00:52:52||She didn't like me, okay?
I made a fool of myself.|
|00:52:55||- Baby, don't talk that way.
- You're so money, and you don't even know it.|
|00:52:58||- That's what I keep tryin' to tell him.
- Could you not mess with me?|
|00:53:02||- Baby, we're not messing with you.
- We're not.|
|00:53:05||You know what you are? You're like
a big bear with claws and fangs, man.|
|00:53:08||- Big fuckin' teeth, man.
- Yeah, big fuckin' teeth on ya.|
|00:53:11||She's just like this little bunny who's
just kinda cowering in the corner.|
- Yeah, man, just kinda...|
|00:53:17||You got these claws and you're staring at
these claws, and you're thinkin' to yourself,|
|00:53:20||with these claws, you're thinkin', "How
am I supposed to kill this bunny?"|
|00:53:23||You're pokin' at it, man.|
|00:53:25||You're not hurtin' it. You're just
kinda gently battin' the bunny around.|
|00:53:28||You know what I mean?
And the bunny's scared of you.|
|00:53:30||- And it's shivering.
- You got the fucking claws!|
|00:53:32||These claws and these fangs! You're
looking at your claws and your fangs.|
|00:53:36||You're thinking to yourself,
"I don't know what to do, man.|
|00:53:39||I don't know how to kill the bunny." With
this, you don't know how to kill the bunny!|
a big bear, man.|
|00:53:45||- So you're not just fuckin' with me?
- No, I'm not fucking with you!|
- Mike, I'm telling you, you're money.|
|00:53:50||You're so fucking money.|
|00:53:52||I want you to go over to that girl
and I want you to get those digits.|
|00:53:54||- You're money.
- Come here a second. Listen to me.|
|00:53:56||Look it, when you go up
to talk to her, man,|
|00:53:59||I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13
movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen.|
|00:54:04||I want you to be like the guy
in the rated R movie, you know?|
|00:54:07||The guy you're not sure
whether or not you like yet.|
|00:54:10||You're not sure where he's coming
from, okay? You're a bad man.|
|00:54:12||You're a bad man.
You're a bad man.|
|00:54:55||All right, all right.|
it's not that hard.|
|00:55:07||- So how long do I wait to call?
- A day.|
|00:55:12||- Tomorrow, then a day.
|00:55:14||- So two days.
- Yeah, I guess you could call it that... two days.|
|00:55:17||Definitely. Two days
is like industry standard.|
|00:55:19||I used to wait two days to call anybody, but
now it's like everyone in town waits two days.|
|00:55:24||So I think three days is kinda money.
What do you think?|
|00:55:26||- Two's enough not to look anxious.
- Two's enough not to look anxious.|
|00:55:29||But I think three days
is kinda money.|
|00:55:31||Maybe I'll wait three weeks.
|00:55:33||And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet
and I just happened to run into her number.|
|00:55:36||- Then ask her where you met her.
|00:55:38||I don't remember. What does she look
like? Then I'll ask if we fucked.|
T, would that be the money?|
|00:55:43||You know what? Ha, ha, ha, Mike.
Laugh all you want.|
|00:55:45||But if you call too soon, you might scare
off a nice baby who's ready to party.|
|00:55:50||- How long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
- Six days.|
|00:55:55||Different, I don't know, schools of
philosophy, they all can fight each other.|
|00:56:02||- I think I like this town.
- No, no, gotta go to New Orleans.|
|00:56:05||Hey, how're you doin'?|
|00:56:08||Watch where you're going, asshole.|
|00:56:11||What'd you say, bitch?|
|00:56:15||I said watch where
you're going, bitch.|
|00:56:18||- Oh, so you want something.
- Hey, fucker. Hey.|
|00:56:22||- Fuck him up.
- Smack that fuckin' bitch.|
|00:56:24||- Yeah, motherfucker.
- You got a fucking problem with me, bitch?|
|00:56:27||Come on! Yeah, I got
a fuckin' problem, motherfucker!|
|00:56:30||- Yeah, come on!
- You're the fuckin' bitch, baby!|
|00:56:33||- Come on, bitch. You little fuckin' pussy!
- Come on, punk, do it.|
|00:56:36||- Slap that bitch.
- Roll up, bitch.|
|00:56:38||- Hey, you're a fuckin' bitch! You're a fuckin' bitch!
- You wanna go?|
|00:56:42||I'll show you who
the fucking bitch is!|
|00:56:47||You're the fucking bitch!|
|00:57:00||- What the fuck?
- You asshole! Didn't you see Boyz N the Hood?|
|00:57:03||- Now one of us is gonna get shot.
- He ain't gonna do anything.|
|00:57:06||- You fuckin' asshole.
- What a fuckin' dick.|
|00:57:09||What the fuck did you want me to do,
back down? He called me a bitch.|
|00:57:12||- We kept our rep, bro.
- Fuck rep, man. I got a callback tomorrow.|
|00:57:15||Yeah, I gotta get up
|00:57:20||What the fuck are you carrying a gun for?
In case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?|
|00:57:25||Hey, man, you're not from here.
You don't know how it is.|
|00:57:27||- I grew up in L.A.
|00:57:29||Whatever, man. It's different out here.
It's not like New York, Mikey.|
|00:57:33||Fuckin' A right, it's not like New York.
Out here you can avoid trouble.|
|00:57:36||It's not like you live in Compton, Sue,
with bullets whizzing by your head.|
|00:57:40||You live in a good neighborhood, man.
In New York trouble finds you.|
|00:57:43||- People get carjacked.
- Oh, man, who would ever carjack your fuckin' K car?|
|00:57:47||He's right, Sue.
You don't need to carry a gat.|
|00:57:50||Just 'cause I had the balls
to stand up to these guys...|
|00:57:52||Like fuckin' House of Pain
was gonna do anything?|
|00:57:55||- You like in this fucking fantasy world.
|00:57:58||What about you, Mikey?
At least I fuckin' have balls, man.|
|00:58:01||You're always whining about some bitch
that left you a year ago!|
|00:58:05||It was six months ago,
and she didn't leave me.|
|00:58:08||Whatever, man! You're like
a fuckin' little whiny bitch, man.|
|00:58:11||Oh, whoopee, you got a number tonight?
You're gonna fuck it up.|
|00:58:14||- Hey, Sue.
- No. Have you gotten laid once since you moved out here?|
|00:58:19||- Have you fucked once?
- Why don't you shut the fuck up for a little bit?|
|00:58:22||I know for a fact that you haven't.
You know how I know?|
|00:58:24||- 'Cause you never shut up about it!
- Shut the fuck up, Sue!|
|00:58:28||- Ah, he's fuckin' right.
- Shut up! Hey, Mike, come here.|
|00:58:30||Mike, come back here!
Mike, come back here!|
|00:58:34||- He was fuckin' pissing me off!
- Just shut the fuck up.|
|00:58:37||Just shut the fuck up. I don't even
want to fuckin' talk to you right now.|
|00:58:40||- I do...
- Shut the fuck up!|
|00:58:59||You have no messages.|
|00:59:55||Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.|
|00:59:59||Hi. Uh, Nikki, this is Mike.|
|01:00:02||I met you at the, um,
at the Dresden, uh, tonight.|
|01:00:05||Uh, I just called t-to say
that I had a great time...|
|01:00:09||and you should call me tomorrow,
or in, uh, t-two days, uh, whatever.|
|01:00:13||Anyway, uh, my number...|
|01:00:34||Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.|
|01:00:37||Hi, uh, Nikki,
this is Mike again.|
|01:00:39||I just called 'cause it sounded like
your machine might've cut me off...|
|01:00:42||when, uh, when I... before I finished
leaving my number.|
|01:00:45||Anyway, uh... And also, uh,
sorry to call so late,|
|01:00:49||but you were still at the Dresden when
I left, so I knew I'd get your machine.|
|01:00:53||Anyhow, uh, uh,
my number's 2-1...|
|01:01:03||Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.|
|01:01:06||213-555-4679. That's it.
Just wanna leave my number.|
|01:01:10||I didn't want you to think
I was weird or desperate or...|
|01:01:15||We should just,
uh, hang out...|
|01:01:17||and, uh, see where it goes.|
|01:01:19||'Cause it's nice and, uh,
you know, no expectations.|
Thanks a lot. Bye-bye.|
|01:01:39||Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.|
|01:01:42||I just got out of a six-year
|01:01:44||That should help explain why I'm acting
so weird. I just wanted you to know that.|
|01:01:48||It's not you, it's me.
|01:01:54||This is Mike.|
|01:02:04||Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.|
|01:02:07||Hi, Nikki, this is Mike. Could you just,
uh, call me when you get in?|
|01:02:10||I'm gonna be up for a while and
I'd rather speak to you in person...|
|01:02:13||instead of trying to fit it all into...|
|01:02:25||Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.|
|01:02:30||Uh, Nikki? M-Mike.|
|01:02:33||It's, uh, uh...
It's just, uh...|
|01:02:35||This just isn't working out.|
|01:02:37||I- I think you're great,
but, uh, I-I...|
|01:02:41||Maybe we should just take
some time off from each other.|
|01:02:44||It's not you, it's me.
It's what I'm going through.|
|01:02:48||All right? Uh, i-i-it's, it...|
|01:02:50||It's only been six months...|
- Nikki! Great!|
|01:02:56||D- Did you just walk in,
or were you listening all along?|
|01:03:00||Don't ever call me again.|
|01:03:03||Wow. I-I guess you're home.|
|01:03:27||Hey, this is Mike.
Leave a message after the beep.|
|01:03:32||Hey, Mikey, it's Trent.
You home? You there?|
|01:03:37||All right, man,
I guess you're not home.|
|01:03:39||Why don't you come out tonight, Mikey?
I haven't seen you for two days.|
|01:03:42||We're gonna play hockey
at Sue's house until 10:30,|
|01:03:45||and then we're either going to
the Lava Lounge for Sinatra Night...|
|01:03:48||or we'll be at the Derby
for Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.|
|01:03:51||We might also check out
Swing Night at the El Rey.|
|01:03:54||And if we're not there we'll be
at the Three of Clubs, all right?|
|01:03:57||Otherwise we'll be at the Dresden Room,
so come on out and meet up with us.|
|01:04:01||See you soon, gorgeous.|
|01:04:57||Hey, this is Mike. Leave a message
after the beep.|
|01:05:00||Mikey, it's Rob.
|01:05:02||Come on, pick it up
and buzz me in, buddy.|
|01:05:05||Come on, open up.|
|01:05:41||You eat anything today?|
|01:05:52||You haven't been drinking,
|01:06:09||- Sorry about what happened at the Dresden, man.
- Oh, don't worry about it, man.|
|01:06:14||It's like, now I have my L.A. gun story.|
|01:06:17||You should hear the way I tell it
to the guys back home... it's an Uzi.|
|01:06:27||- You wanna talk about it?
- What's the point?|
|01:06:37||Hey, it's been two days.
You should call that Nikki girl.|
|01:06:43||Not your type.|
|01:06:49||I'm thinking of
moving back East.|
|01:06:54||- Well, that's dumb.
- What's so dumb about it?|
|01:06:57||You're doing really well
out here, Mike.|
|01:07:00||How well am I doin'?|
|01:07:02||I host an open mike;
I play a fuckin' bus driver in a movie.|
|01:07:05||Big fuckin' deal.|
|01:07:07||I got an agent
that specializes in magicians.|
|01:07:10||How good am I doin'?|
|01:07:12||Did you get turned down
|01:07:14||They turned you down?|
|01:07:16||Yeah, they went with somebody who had
some more theme park experience.|
|01:07:21||I killed for that job.|
|01:07:23||The point is, Mike, it all depends
on how you look at it. All right?|
|01:07:28||You're telling me that your life sucks.
That means mine is god-awful.|
|01:07:32||Part of the reason I moved out here
is I saw how well you were doing,|
|01:07:35||and I figured if you could
make it, I could too.|
|01:07:38||- I didn't make it.
- You got an agent. You got in the unions.|
|01:07:42||You know, that's your problem,
is that you...|
|01:07:46||You don't look at
the things that you have.|
|01:07:49||You only look at the stuff
you don't have.|
|01:07:52||Those guys are right about you.
|01:07:56||Then why won't she call?|
|01:08:01||She won't call
because you left.|
|01:08:05||She's got her own life to deal with,
man, and that's in New York.|
|01:08:08||She's a sweet girl
and I love her to pieces,|
|01:08:11||but fuck her, man...
you gotta get on with your life.|
|01:08:14||You gotta let go of the past, and Mikey,
when you do the future is beautiful.|
Look out the window.|
|01:08:22||It's sunny every day here.
It's like manifest destiny.|
|01:08:26||Don't tell me we didn't make it.
We made it. We are here.|
|01:08:31||Everything that is past
is prologue to this.|
|01:08:34||All of the shit that
didn't kill us is only...|
|01:08:37||Ah, you know.
All that shit.|
|01:08:40||You're gonna get over it.|
|01:08:46||How did you get over it?
How long did it take?|
|01:08:50||I don't know.
Sometimes it still hurts.|
|01:08:54||You know how it is, man.
|01:08:56||You wake up every day,
it hurts a little bit less,|
|01:08:59||then you wake up one day
and it doesn't hurt at all.|
|01:09:02||And the funny thing is...|
|01:09:04||This is kinda weird,
but it's like...|
|01:09:08||you almost miss that pain.|
|01:09:16||You miss the pain?|
|01:09:20||Yeah, for the same reason
that you miss her.|
|01:09:23||Because you... you lived
with it for so long.|
|01:09:32||Let's go get
something to eat.|
|01:09:34||All right. Sure.|
|01:09:36||You look like shit.|
|01:09:44||Mikey! What's up, man?|
|01:09:47||You wanna play again, motherfucker?|
|01:09:49||I'm glad you came out tonight.
It's good to see you.|
|01:09:51||- You're my problem, you bitch motherfucker!
- Come on in.|
|01:09:53||- Come on, bitch!
- You want some?|
|01:09:55||- Hey, guys! Mikey's here!
- What's up, Mikey?|
|01:09:58||What's up, baby?|
|01:10:01||- Oh, so you want some? You want some?
- You ain't shit!|
|01:10:04||Roll up, bitch! Roll up!
Roll. That's right.|
|01:10:08||You run. You run, baby.|
Come on, hit him!|
|01:10:13||- All right.
- Okay, bitch.|
|01:10:15||- You ready, hip hop?
|01:10:17||- Come on, man! Let's move it up!
- Hey, man.|
|01:10:19||What are they doing here?|
|01:10:22||Oh, no, no,
it's totally cool, man.|
|01:10:24||We saw 'em that night at Roscoe's.
Trent cleared it up.|
|01:10:26||I apologized, bought 'em some
chicken and waffles. It's totally fine.|
|01:10:29||They fuckin' love T, man.
That boy can talk.|
|01:10:36||More important, man,|
|01:10:38||I'm sorry about what I said.|
|01:10:40||I was out of line. I was drunk,
my adrenalin was goin'.|
|01:10:44||Yeah, you know, whatever.
I needed a good kick in the ass.|
|01:10:46||It was a... I don't know. We're better
friends for it. All right?|
|01:10:51||All right, man.|
|01:10:53||- Roll up, bitch! Roll!
- Come on, let's see it!|
|01:10:56||- Thanks, man.
- Get off me!|
|01:10:58||I been hatin' myself
for the last few days.|
|01:11:01||- That's all right. I keep it in the zone.
- Look, I know what that's like.|
|01:11:05||- Come on, Superman.
- You watchin', New Kids On The Block?|
|01:11:08||- Yo, Double Down, what time we leaving?
- Five minutes, baby.|
|01:11:11||Hey, Mikey, you should call that
girl Nikki. It's been two days.|
|01:11:15||See if she wants to
meet you there.|
|01:11:38||Aw, we got a line.
We got a line.|
|01:11:42||Hey, what's up, Lisa?|
|01:11:45||- Let's just take the front.
- We don't gotta wait in line.|
|01:11:48||Come on, Mike.|
|01:11:56||Hey, hey, Tony.
Whadda ya say, man?|
|01:11:58||- How you doin' tonight?
- Hey, Gary.|
|01:12:00||- What's goin' on?
- Hey, Tony, man, how'd the audition go?|
|01:12:03||- Not happening, man.
- Yeah? You look like you been workin' out though.|
|01:12:06||- All right.
- How you doin', man?|
|01:12:08||Watch the steps.
|01:12:25||And it's you and me and the
bottle makes three tonight|
|01:12:35||Hey, whadda ya say, man?|
|01:12:37||Hey, how's it goin'?
- żQue paso?|
|01:12:44||How you doin', Annie?
Good to see you. I'll see you soon.|
|01:12:47||- Hey, sweetie.
- Hola. żComo esta?|
|01:12:49||- Raoul, what's up, man?
How's it goin'?|
|01:12:51||Keep the waters comin'.|
|01:12:54||My favorite watering hole|
|01:12:56||I said, hey, Moe
How you doin'|
|01:12:59||Where have you been|
|01:13:01||He said, I been found
buyin' whiskey wine and gin|
|01:13:05||Man, I know we gotta go|
|01:13:08||It's the same thing
|01:13:10||But I don't think another drink
is gonna make me lose my mind|
|01:13:14||So I'll think about
my next drink|
|01:13:19||And it's you and me and the bottle
makes three tonight|
|01:13:21||Come on, Daddy,
let's get us a drink.|
|01:13:40||Swing it, kid!|
|01:13:50||And Jack, oh, I know
what you're thinkin'|
|01:13:54||That now's as good as any
to start drinkin'|
|01:13:59||- Hey, Scotty. - Yeah?
- What's it gonna be|
|01:14:03||A gin and tonic sounds
mighty, mighty good to me|
|01:14:08||Well, man, I know
we gotta go|
|01:14:10||It's the same thing
|01:14:13||But I don't think another drink
is gonna make me lose my mind|
|01:14:16||So I'll think about
my next drink|
|01:14:21||And it's you and me and the bottle
makes three tonight|
|01:14:25||And it's you and me and the bottle
makes three tonight|
|01:14:35||- To ladies?
- To ladies.|
|01:14:41||I don't know.
I called you Monday.|
|01:14:43||You called me? Well, who
did you talk to? I was home Monday.|
|01:14:48||It surprises me that you've never mentioned
her before, all the times we've hung out.|
|01:14:51||- You never even mentioned me?
- Very pretty girl.|
|01:14:53||- I totally mentioned her... I totally mentioned you.
- I'm sorry. Maybe I don't know.|
|01:14:57||- Hi, Mike. How are you?
- You know what's funny?|
|01:15:00||- When we... When we played football that day,
- Oh, Jesus Christ.|
|01:15:04||I don't remember you ever leaving long
enough to make a phone call to anybody.|
|01:15:07||This is what happened.
She's a nice girl.|
|01:16:35||- I'm, uh, I'm Mike.
- Hi, Mike.|
|01:16:38||- I'm Lorraine.
- Like the quiche.|
|01:16:40||Yeah, yeah, the quiche.
That's a really original joke.|
|01:16:45||I like quiche. How's that?|
|01:16:47||Yeah? Well, I thought real men
didn't like quiche.|
|01:16:51||Yeah, well, uh, my reputation seems
to have preceded me here.|
|01:16:55||You're not a real man?|
|01:16:58||Not lately, no.|
|01:17:01||Not funny, okay?|
|01:17:03||- You're fuckin' hurting feelings here.
- Hey, it's on. It's on.|
|01:17:05||- Oh. It's on.
- It is so on.|
|01:17:13||I figured, they make movies in L.A.,
not in Wisconsin, so I moved here.|
|01:17:18||Just like that.|
|01:17:20||- Well, yeah. It wasn't that simple, but...
- How was it hard?|
|01:17:25||I left someone
really special behind.|
|01:17:27||Tell me about it.|
|01:17:29||- You too?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.|
|01:17:34||- Oh. I thought I was gonna die.
- Oh, God.|
|01:17:37||It's been six months and I'm just
starting to get over it now.|
|01:17:41||Wow, that's two more
|01:17:43||- Tell me it gets better.
- Oh, it does, yeah. It does.|
|01:17:47||God bless him.|
|01:17:51||God bless that kid.|
|01:17:53||That's great, man.|
|01:17:56||What advantages, you mean?|
|01:17:58||Yeah. You said there are
advantages to being single.|
|01:18:01||I just wanna know
what the advantages are.|
|01:18:04||Well, exactly, it's like,
you know, you, uh, have com...|
|01:18:07||If you meet a girl in a bar and talk to her, you
don't have to worry if anybody's watching you.|
|01:18:14||What? You can do
whatever you want, you know.|
|01:18:17||You grow, go out, anything.|
|01:18:20||Like, if I met a handsome
young man at a bar,|
|01:18:23||I could just ask him to dance?|
|01:18:26||If the guy wanted to, yeah.|
|01:18:29||You don't think
he would want to?|
|01:18:31||Oh, yeah... No, I mean, he would
want to with you. Sure. I mean, if he...|
|01:18:36||Sure. M-M-Maybe it's just that
he doesn't feel like dancing.|
|01:18:40||Would you dance with me?|
|01:18:49||Dude, check it out, dude.
I swear to God, it's fuckin' on.|
|01:18:52||- Dude, it's so fuckin' on, dude.
- I know. It's on.|
|01:18:55||- Give it up for Mike.
- Look, I...|
|01:18:57||- Dude, it's fucking on, dude!
- Okay, okay. It's on, dude.|
|01:19:00||- It's on. To you.
- Jesus Christ. I'm sorry.|
|01:22:29||This is it.|
|01:22:35||- I had a... I had a great time tonight.
- Me too.|
|01:22:40||We should do it again
|01:22:42||I'll be around.|
|01:22:44||That's not gonna be
|01:22:46||I wanna make plans
to see you again.|
|01:22:51||I got a pen in my car.|
|01:22:53||- Uh, I mean, yeah.
Do you have something to write on?|
|01:23:04||Ahh. Oh, you're a comedian.|
|01:23:07||- Yeah, and an actor. Kind of.
|01:23:10||Can I come see you
|01:23:12||If and when I get a real gig,
I'll give you a call.|
|01:23:15||- How's that?
- It's not going too well?|
|01:23:18||No, when I, uh, I lived in
New York they made it sound...|
|01:23:21||like, uh, they were giving sitcoms
out to stand-ups at the airport here.|
|01:23:26||I been here six months,
all I got to show for it is black lung.|
|01:23:35||Didn't you tell me that
I should be patient with my career?|
|01:23:39||Yeah, but entertainment law
isn't something you just jump into.|
|01:23:43||Well, neither is acting,
not if you're serious about it.|
- Can I have one of these cards?|
|01:23:51||- Why? You like the duck with the cigar?
|01:23:53||Yeah, it's the logo
from You Bet Your Life.|
|01:23:56||- Nice touch.
- I can't believe you got that.|
|01:23:59||You know, not one
club owner got that.|
|01:24:02||- They all asked me why I got Donald Duck on my card.
- They're idiots.|
|01:24:06||At least it's not Goofy.|
|01:24:10||Well, I guess I should be getting home.
It's really getting late.|
|01:24:14||Yeah, sure. It's gettin'
kinda late, so you probably...|
|01:24:17||Do you want me to drive you
to your car?|
|01:24:21||- That's my hog right th...
|01:24:23||No, I'm across the street. Yeah.|
|01:24:26||- Yeah? Which one?
- The red piece of shit over there.|
|01:24:29||- Yeah? Well, it suits you.
- Get the hell outta here.|
|01:25:03||Party, buddy! Yeah! Dig that!|
|01:25:09||- Will you shut up?
- You were great tonight!|
|01:25:12||There she is!|
|01:25:15||The wonderful lady. Right? Personality
plus, every time I come in here.|
|01:25:20||Nothin' but smiles for me.
Whatever. Here it is.|
|01:25:23||Dinner at the Apollo.
Me and you.|
|01:25:26||- See that? He's being funny.
|01:25:28||I don't have to be liked by everyone. Some
don't like me. I don't like certain people.|
|01:25:32||- Darlin', I think everything looks absolutely wonderful.
- Thank you.|
|01:25:35||- Oww! What the hell are you kickin' me for?
|01:25:38||Fine, I'll ask her. Ma'am! Where do the
high school girls hang out around here?|
|01:25:43||You were fuckin'
off your ass tonight.|
- Where'd you learn your stuff, man?|
|01:25:47||- The twirly-whirly...
- Shh, just be... Shh. Jackknife, shut up.|
|01:25:51||I took a ballroom class
|01:25:53||She's the only one I danced with
'til tonight. That Lorraine is good.|
|01:25:57||You are definitely good. Did you even
see how she was vibing you tonight?|
|01:26:00||- Sorry, man.
- You coulda hit that if you didn't have to take us home.|
- It's not like that.|
|01:26:05||- Don't give me that shit. I think she likes you.
- I know she does.|
|01:26:08||- I really do!
- Shh! Shut up, okay? I know she likes me.|
|01:26:11||- I just didn't wanna do anything tonight.
- You know what, Mike?|
|01:26:14||- Wait three days before you call her.
- You don't have to wait.|
|01:26:16||- He should wait two days.
- If he's smart about it...|
|01:26:18||Shh! You know what?
I have it under control. Okay?|
|01:26:21||He has it under control.|
|01:26:23||Well, I guess we don't have to
worry about him anymore.|
|01:26:25||Our little baby's
all "growns" up.|
|01:26:27||- You know what?
- Shh! Shut up. Come on.|
|01:26:30||- Our little baby's all "growns" up.
- Why do you have to...|
|01:26:33||- I'm not even hungry.
I couldn't touch it.|
|01:26:36||Why do you have to make a major production
every time we go out and embarrass me?|
|01:26:41||You know what... Oh, Jesus Christ.
That's all I need.|
|01:26:44||Our little boy's
all "growns" up tonight!|
|01:26:47||You know what, big boy?
You're grown up! You're grown up!|
|01:26:51||Yeah! Dig that!|
|01:26:53||Is this a fuckin'
production for ya?|
|01:26:55||'Cause you're "growns" up and you're
"growns" up and you're "growns" up.|
- I'm the asshole in the place. Right? I'm the asshole?|
|01:27:02||- Oh, God.
- I'm outta here, honey.|
|01:27:04||- I wouldn't eat here...
I would never eat here anyway.|
|01:27:23||I like cake|
|01:27:25||And no mistake|
|01:27:27||But baby, if you insist|
|01:27:31||I'll cut out cake|
|01:27:34||Just for your sake|
|01:27:35||Baby, come on
and knock me a kiss|
|01:27:53||Knock me a kiss|
- Hi, Michael.|
- Hi. How's it goin'? It's been a while.|
|01:29:05||- S-Six months.
- How are you doin'?|
|01:29:09||Uh, fine, I guess.|
|01:29:12||- H-How are you?
|01:29:17||I, um, I think about things.|
|01:29:25||What kind of things?|
|01:29:27||You know, us.|
|01:29:30||- I thought you met someone else.
- It doesn't matter.|
|01:29:33||- I think about you every day.
|01:29:37||I miss you, Mike.|
|01:29:40||Why didn't you call?|
|01:29:43||I don't know.
I mean, I couldn't.|
|01:29:46||Do you know how hard it is
to not call you?|
|01:29:49||I mean, I pick up the phone every night,
whenever that commercial comes on.|
|01:29:52||- The Michelin commercial?
- Yeah, you know, the one with the baby in the tire.|
|01:29:56||- One time I started to cry right in front of Pierre.
|01:29:59||Th-That's his name, Pierre?
What, is he French?|
|01:30:02||No, he's not. Listen, it's a whole other
headache and I don't want to talk about him.|
|01:30:06||I, um, I called 'cause I heard you
might be moving back to Queens.|
|01:30:08||I, um, I called 'cause I heard you
might be moving back to Queens.|
|01:30:10||- Yeah. Hang on a second.
Let me get rid of this.|
- Hi, Mike?|
- Are you on the other line?|
|01:30:20||- Yeah. Oh, hang on a second...
- I could call back.|
|01:30:23||No, no. You hang on, okay?
I want to talk to you.|
|01:30:26||Just hold on. Hello?|
|01:30:28||So I heard you might be
moving back to New York.|
|01:30:31||Yeah, I don't think that's going to be happening
just yet. Um, can I call you right back?|
|01:30:35||Um, well, I'm going out of town
for a week and the cab's on its way.|
|01:30:40||Can't you just talk to me
for five minutes?|
|01:30:42||Look, there's somebody holding on the
other line. I have to take this call.|
|01:30:44||I really want to catch up with you,
but, um, I have to take the call.|
|01:30:48||So just... Uh, I'm gonna call you back
when you get back into town.|
|01:30:52||- Is that okay?
|01:30:54||- Really? You sure?
- It's all right. All right.|
|01:30:57||- All right, bye-bye.
- Good-bye. I love y...|
- Hi. Oh, you didn't have to get off of the other line.|
|01:31:02||- I would've called you back.
- No, that's okay. I wanted to talk to you.|
|01:31:05||You know, I really could...
could've called you back, but...|
|01:31:08||Anyway, I probably should have waited
two days. That's what my friends said.|
|01:31:11||But... God, I sound like such a schoolgirl.
It's just, they have this thing, okay?|
|01:31:14||It's at The Room.
It's Sinatra's birthday.|
|01:31:16||And it's one of these Hollywood clubs
and there's no sign.|
|01:31:20||Uh, I don't understand why...
why they don't have any signs.|
I'm really bad at this.|
|01:31:25||I just want to know
if you might want to go with me.|
|01:31:32||- So, uh, you hung up on which one?
|01:31:35||- You hung up with your girlfriend.
|01:31:38||- Oh, now she's your ex.
- She was always my ex.|
|01:31:44||- You hung up with her?
- I wanted to take the other call.|
|01:31:49||- What'd she say when you called her back?
- I didn't.|
|01:31:54||- You didn't call her back?
|01:31:58||- Why not, Mike?
- It didn't occur to me.|
|01:32:04||Didn't occur to you.|
|01:32:08||You been, uh, tearing yourself
up about this girl for six months.|
|01:32:14||Didn't occur to you?|
|01:32:23||Well, Michael, I'll bite.|
|01:32:28||You know, man, I didn't understand
it either. It's all so hard.|
|01:32:33||Then it hit me on the way over here,
you know, like a ton of bricks.|
|01:32:36||It's just so simple.|
|01:32:38||- When you...
- Dude, dude, wait a second.|
|01:32:45||I'm getting vibe like
in a really weird way here.|
|01:32:50||This girl's looking at me
like she knows me a little bit.|
|01:32:53||- You don't recognize her?
- Mike, I don't know.|
|01:32:55||I could've been out with Sue one night
drinking and told her I was a race car driver.|
|01:32:58||No, I think I would
remember this girl.|
|01:33:02||I don't think I've ever met her before.
I would definitely remember this one.|
|01:33:06||She got a lot of confidence, man.
She's doing like...|
- What's going...|
|01:33:14||Mike, stop, stop.
Stop, all right? Just stop.|
|01:33:16||She's playing a little game,
like a fun thing with me.|
|01:33:19||Come on, you little party girl.
That's it. Come on. Fun little games?|
|01:33:22||You want to play fun little games? Come
on, you nasty little, cute little baby.|
|01:33:26||- What are you doing?
- Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Stop. Don't. Don't, don't.|
|01:33:30||She's smiling at me.
She's playing fun little baby games.|
|01:33:33||She don't know me. She doesn't
know my address. You know my address?|
Oh, you... Hold on.|
|01:33:39||She's coming over, dude.
Play it cool. She's coming over.|
|01:33:42||She's like the wild loony. But I threw,
like, the great vibe at her, the funny vibe.|
- Mommy's big boy.|
|01:33:51||We're going bye-bye now.
Yes, we're going bye-bye.|
|01:33:54||We're gonna go home,
gonna play with Daddy.|
|01:34:06||So, um, so you
called her up, right?|
|01:34:10||Or you didn't call her. Why didn't you
call her? You said you didn't call her.|
|01:34:13||Why didn't you call her? Mike?|
|01:34:17||I never cared much
for moonlit skies|
|01:34:20||Never winked back
|01:34:24||But now that the stars
are in your eyes|
to see the light|
|01:34:30||And I never went in
on the mistletoe|
|01:34:38||But now when you turn
the lamp down low|
to see the light|
|01:34:45||I used to ramble
through the park|
|01:34:49||Shadowboxin' in the dark|
|01:34:52||Then you came
and caused the spark|
|01:34:55||That's a four-alarm fire now|
|01:34:59||I never made love
by lantern shine|
|01:35:02||I never saw rainbows
in my wine|
|01:35:06||But now that your lips
are burnin' mine|
to see the light|
|01:35:13||I never cared much
for moonlit skies|
|01:35:17||I never winked back
|01:35:20||But now that the stars
are in your eyes|
to see the light|
|01:35:27||And I never went in
on the mistletoe|
|01:35:34||But now when you turn
the lamp down low|
to see the light|
|01:35:41||You know, I used to ramble
through the park|
|01:35:45||Shadowboxin' in the dark|
|01:35:49||Then you came
and lit that spark|
|01:35:52||That's a four-alarm fire now|
|01:35:55||And I never made love
by lantern shine|
|01:35:59||Never saw rainbows
in my wine|
|01:36:03||But now that your lips
are burnin' mine|
|01:36:09||Mm, to see the light|