|00:00:17||lt is a beautiful day in Chicago today.|
to reach the upper 70s.|
|00:00:23||Right now, 75 at the lakefront,|
|00:00:25||74 at Midway, 73 at O'Hare.|
|00:00:28||And now, up in the sky,|
|00:00:31||-Don NeIson with SkyView traffic.
|00:00:33||-Thanks. We've got scores of accidents.
|00:00:39||-What's the matter?
|00:00:41||-What? What's wrong?
-What's wrong? For Christ's sake|
|00:00:43||look at him, honey.|
|00:00:50||He doesn't have a fever, but he says his
stomach hurts and he's seeing spots.|
|00:00:54||What's the matter, Ferris?|
|00:00:59||Honey, feel his hands.
They're cold and clammy.|
|00:01:08||-l can get up.
|00:01:11||-l have a test today.
|00:01:14||l have to take it.|
|00:01:17||l want to go to a good college,
so l can have a fruitful life.|
|00:01:20||Honey, you're not going
to school like this, now.|
|00:01:23||Fine. What's this? What's his problem?|
|00:01:27||-He doesn't feel well.
|00:01:29||Dry that one out,
you can fertilize the lawn.|
|00:01:32||Jeanie? ls that you?|
|00:01:36||Jeanie? l can't see that far.|
|00:01:39||Jeanie? Jeanie, l...|
|00:01:46||-Bite the big one, Junior.
-Thank you, Jeanie. You get to school.|
|00:01:49||Wait, you're letting him stay home?|
|00:01:52||l can't believe this.
lf l was bleeding out my eyes|
|00:01:54||you guys would make me go to school.
This is so unfair.|
|00:01:57||Jeanie, please don't be upset with me.|
|00:02:00||You have your health. Be thankful.|
|00:02:07||That's it. l want out of this family.|
|00:02:12||l'm okay. l'll just sleep.|
|00:02:16||Maybe l'll have an aspirin around noon.|
l'm showing some houses to that,|
|00:02:21||that family from Vermont today.
So l'll be in the area.|
|00:02:24||Now, my office will know just where
l am if you need me, okay?|
|00:02:29||l'll check on you too, pal.|
|00:02:31||lt's nice to know
that l have such loving, caring parents.|
|00:02:36||You're both very special people.|
|00:02:43||Now, you get better, pumpkin.|
|00:02:49||l'll be home at 6:00 sharp.|
|00:02:50||lf you need anything, call.|
|00:02:58||-We love you, sweetie.
-l love you, too.|
|00:03:04||Call if you need us.|
|00:03:14||They bought it.|
|00:03:27||One of the worst performances
of my career|
|00:03:29||and they never doubted it for a second.|
|00:03:37||How could l possibly be expected
to handle school on a day like this?|
|00:03:51||This is my ninth sick day this semester.|
|00:03:53||lt's getting pretty tough
coming up with new illnesses.|
|00:03:57||lf l go for 10, l'm probably
gonna have to barf up a lung.|
|00:04:00||So l better make this one count.|
|00:04:04||The key to faking out the parents
is the clammy hands.|
|00:04:08||lt's a good non-specific symptom.
l'm a big believer in it.|
|00:04:12||A lot of people will tell you that
a good, phony fever is a dead lock.|
|00:04:16||But, you get a nervous mother,
you could wind up in a doctor's office.|
|00:04:21||That's worse than school.|
|00:04:24||You fake a stomach cramp|
|00:04:26||and when you're bent over,
moaning and wailing,|
|00:04:29||you lick your palms.|
|00:04:31||lt's a little childish and stupid,|
|00:04:33||but then, so is high school.|
|00:04:36||Life moves pretty fast.|
|00:04:41||lf you don't stop and look around
once in a while, you could miss it.|
|00:04:47||l do have a test today.
That wasn't bullshit.|
|00:04:51||lt's on European socialism.
l mean, really, what's the point?|
|00:04:55||l'm not European.
l don't plan on being European.|
|00:04:58||So, who gives a crap
if they're socialists?|
|00:05:00||They could be fascist anarchists.|
|00:05:02||lt still wouldn't change the fact
that l don't own a car.|
|00:05:24||lt's not that l condone fascism|
|00:05:26||or any "ism," for that matter.|
|00:05:28||"lsms," in my opinion, are not good.|
|00:05:30||A person should not believe in an "ism,"
he should believe in himself.|
|00:05:34||l quote John Lennon, "l don't believe
in Beatles, l just believe in me."|
|00:05:39||A good point there.
After all, he was "The Walrus."|
|00:05:43||l could be "The Walrus."
l'd still have to bum rides off of people.|
|00:06:16||My best friend's sister's
boyfriend's brother's girlfriend|
|00:06:18||heard from this guy
who knows this kid, who's going|
|00:06:21||with a girl who saw Ferris pass out
at Thirty-One Flavors last night.|
|00:06:24||l guess it's pretty serious.|
|00:06:27||-Thank you, Simone.
-No problem whatsoever.|
|00:06:47||-Cameron, babe, what's happening?
|00:06:51||-How do you feel?
|00:06:55||ls your mother in the room?|
|00:06:58||She's in Decatur.
Unfortunately, she's not staying.|
|00:07:03||Where are you?|
|00:07:04||l'm taking the day off.
Now get dressed and come on over.|
|00:07:08||l can't, stupid, l'm sick.|
|00:07:11||That's all in your head.|
|00:07:12||Come on over.|
|00:07:13||l feel like complete shit, Ferris.
l can't go anywhere.|
|00:07:17||l'm sorry to hear that.
Now come on over here and pick me up.|
|00:07:38||You're not dying. You just
can't think of anything good to do.|
|00:07:46||lf anybody needs a day off,
|00:07:49||He has a lot of things to sort out
before he graduates.|
|00:07:52||He can't be wound up this tight
and go to college.|
|00:07:54||His roommate will kill him.|
|00:07:56||When Cameron was in Egypt's land|
|00:08:02||Let my Cameron go|
|00:08:08||Pardon my French,
but Cameron is so tight|
|00:08:10||that if you stuck
a lump of coal up his ass,|
|00:08:13||in two weeks you'd have a diamond.|
|00:08:22||This is Edward R. Rooney,
Dean of Students.|
|00:08:25||Oh, my God. l'm so sorry.|
|00:08:30||l just completely forgot to call.|
|00:08:32||Then you are aware that your son
is not in school today?|
|00:08:35||Yes, l am. Ferris is home, sick.|
|00:08:38||Now, l had a meeting
first thing this morning.|
|00:08:39||l know l should have called,
it just completely slipped my mind.|
|00:08:42||l'm really very sorry.|
|00:08:44||Are you also aware, Mrs. Bueller, that|
|00:08:47||Ferris does not have
what we consider to be|
|00:08:49||an exemplary attendance record?|
|00:08:52||l don't understand.|
|00:08:54||He has missed an unacceptable number
of school days.|
|00:08:57||ln the opinion of this educator,|
|00:08:59||Ferris is not taking
his academic growth seriously.|
|00:09:02||Now, l've spent my morning
examining his records.|
|00:09:07||lf Ferris thinks that
he can just coast through this month|
|00:09:10||and still graduate,
he is sorely mistaken.|
|00:09:14||l have no reservation, whatsoever,|
|00:09:17||about holding him back another year.|
|00:09:22||-This is all news to me.
|00:09:26||So far this semester
he has been absent nine times.|
|00:09:35||l don't remember him
being sick nine times.|
|00:09:38||That's probably because he wasn't sick,
he was skipping school.|
|00:09:43||Wake up and smell the coffee,
|00:09:45||lt's a fool's paradise.|
|00:09:47||He is just leading you
down the primrose path.|
|00:09:50||l can't believe it.|
|00:09:51||l've got it right here in front of me.|
|00:09:54||He has missed nine days.|
|00:10:05||l asked for a car, l got a computer.|
for being born under a bad sign?|
|00:10:17||Look, l can give you every assurance,
Mr. Rooney, that Ferris is home|
|00:10:20||and he is very ill.|
|00:10:22||ln fact, l debated whether or not
l should even leave him.|
|00:10:26||l can appreciate how this time of year
children are prone to taking the day off.|
|00:10:29||However, in Ferris' case, l can
assure you, he is truly a very sick boy.|
|00:10:40||Never had one lesson.|
House of Representatives,|
|00:10:49||in an effort
to alleviate the effects of the...|
The Great Depression,|
|00:10:56||passed the... Anyone? Anyone?|
|00:11:00||The tariff bill,
the Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act which...|
|00:11:06||Anyone? Raised or lowered?|
|00:11:10||in an effort to collect more revenue
for the federal government.|
|00:11:14||Did it work? Anyone?
Anyone know the effects?|
|00:11:18||lt did not work and the United States
sank deeper into the Great Depression.|
|00:11:23||Today, we have
a similar debate over this.|
|00:11:25||Anyone know what this is?
|00:11:30||Anyone seen this before?|
|00:11:32||The Laffer Curve.
Anyone know what this says?|
|00:11:35||lt says, that at this point
on the revenue curve,|
|00:11:40||you will get exactly
the same amount of revenue|
|00:11:43||as at this point.|
|00:11:45||This is very controversial.|
|00:11:46||Does anyone know what Vice President
Bush called this in 1980?|
|00:11:53||Something "d-o-o" economics.|
|00:12:11||l'm really sorry about your brother.|
|00:12:13||What are you sorry for?
l have to live with the trouser snake.|
|00:12:16||No, l mean, l heard he's really sick.|
|00:12:18||Whoa. Whoa. Who said he's sick?|
|00:12:20||A whole bunch of people. They said
he's like on the verge of death.|
|00:12:24||This guy in my biology class|
|00:12:26||said that if Ferris dies,
he's giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder.|
|00:12:31||He's such a sweetie. Got to go.|
|00:12:37||Please, do not yank my cord on this.
How desperate is the situation?|
|00:12:41||Well, did you see Alien?|
|00:12:44||When that creature
was in that guy's stomach?|
|00:12:48||lt kind of feels like that.|
|00:12:51||Goddamn, are you kidding?|
|00:12:53||No, of course l'm not kidding.
Do l sound like l'm kidding?|
|00:12:56||Who's he talking to?|
|00:12:57||Ferris Bueller, do you know him?|
|00:12:59||Yeah. He's getting me
out of summer school.|
|00:13:00||We appreciate you letting us know
how you're doing.|
|00:13:03||We've got to buzz.
Keep a good thought, dude.|
|00:13:07||Shit. l hope he doesn't die.|
|00:13:09||l can't handle summer school.|
|00:13:10||-Wait a minute, give me somebody else.
-Yeah, sure, hold on.|
|00:13:15||-You see Alien?
|00:13:23||Hi, Ferris, how's your bod?|
|00:13:26||Oh, my God, you're dying?|
|00:13:33||-ls it serious?
-l don't know. l hope not.|
|00:13:36||-Think l may need a kidney transplant.
|00:13:41||-Are you upset?
|00:13:44||-Think you'll be alive this weekend?
-Yeah, l'd say l will.|
|00:13:47||Great. Maybe l'll see you. Bye.|
|00:14:05||l don't trust this kid
any further than l can throw him.|
|00:14:10||Well, with your bad knee, Ed,
you shouldn't throw anybody.|
|00:14:17||What is so dangerous about a character
like Ferris Bueller is|
|00:14:21||he gives good kids bad ideas.|
|00:14:23||The last thing l need
at this point in my career is|
|00:14:26||1,500 Ferris Bueller disciples
running around these halls.|
|00:14:30||He jeopardizes my ability
to effectively govern this student body.|
|00:14:34||Well, makes you look like an ass
is what he does, Ed.|
|00:14:39||Thank you, Grace. l think you're wrong.|
|00:14:41||Well, he's very popular, Ed.|
|00:14:43||The sportos and motorheads,
|00:14:50||they all adore him.|
|00:14:51||They think he's a righteous dude.|
|00:14:56||That is why
l have got to catch him this time.|
|00:14:58||To show these kids
that the example he sets|
|00:15:01||is a first-class ticket to nowhere.|
|00:15:06||You sounded like Dirty Harry just then.|
|00:15:18||l'm serious, man, this is ridiculous.|
wait around the house for you.|
|00:15:22||Why can't you let me rot in peace?|
|00:15:24||Cameron, this is my ninth sick day.|
|00:15:26||lf l get caught, l won't graduate.|
|00:15:28||l'm not doing this for me,
l'm doing it for you.|
|00:15:31||-Do you know what my diastolic is?
-Be a man.|
|00:15:34||Take some Pepto-Bismol,
get dressed, and come on over here.|
|00:15:37||-l'm tired of this stuff.
|00:15:40||Hold your water for a second,
l got another call.|
|00:15:49||You sound terrible.|
|00:15:51||Really? Darn. l thought l was improving.|
|00:15:53||Were you sleeping?|
|00:15:55||Dad, can you hang on for a second?|
|00:16:00||-Cameron, it's my dad.
|00:16:04||Keep me out of it.|
|00:16:05||lf you're not over here in 15 minutes,
you can find a new best friend.|
|00:16:09||You've been saying that
since the fifth grade.|
|00:16:15||All this talking
has made me kind of light-headed.|
|00:16:18||l think l ought to lie down.|
|00:16:20||Take a hot bath and then
wrap a hot towel around your head.|
|00:16:24||-Wrap a hot towel around my head?
|00:16:27||make yourself some soup.
Get a nap. Okay?|
|00:16:33||-Love you, pal.
-l love you, too.|
|00:16:39||l'm so disappointed in Cameron.|
|00:16:42||$20 says he's sitting in his car, debating
about whether or not he should go out.|
|00:16:49||He'll keep calling me.|
|00:16:51||He'll keep calling me until l come over.|
|00:16:53||He'll make me feel guilty.|
|00:16:58||This is ridiculous.
Okay, l'll go, l'll go, l'll go.|
|00:17:21||Forget it. That's it.|
|00:17:26||l'm not going.|
|00:17:52||does the author's use|
|00:17:55||of the prison|
|00:18:13||the protagonist's struggle? And|
|00:18:17||how does this relate|
|00:18:19||to our discussion of the uses of irony?|
|00:18:25||Mr. Knowlan, may l interrupt, please?|
|00:18:38||May l have a word with you, dear?|
|00:18:42||My dear, l'm afraid
that l'm the bearer of bad tidings.|
|00:18:47||Your father called.|
|00:18:50||Your grandmother has just passed.|
-Oh, darling. Oh, honey.|
|00:19:03||Yes, that's what Mr. Peterson said.|
|00:19:06||l had Florence Sparrow notify Sloane.
Poor little lamb.|
|00:19:10||Who's this girl going out with?|
|00:19:12||lt's so hard to tell these days.|
|00:19:15||l do see her
with Ferris Bueller quite a little bit.|
|00:19:20||Would you get me
Mr. Peterson's daytime number, please?|
|00:19:27||-Ed Rooney's office.
-This is George Peterson.|
|00:19:33||What do you know? lt's Mr. Peterson.|
|00:19:37||You still want his daytime number?|
-Ed. This is George Peterson.|
|00:19:48||How are you today, sir?|
|00:19:49||We've had a bit of bad luck
this morning, as you may have heard.|
|00:19:53||Yeah, l heard, and l'm all broken up.|
|00:19:56||-Boy, what a blow.
|00:20:00||Well, it's been a tough morning, and|
|00:20:02||we've got a lot of family business
to take care of. So|
|00:20:05||if you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane,
l'd appreciate it.|
|00:20:09||Sure, l'd be happy to.|
|00:20:11||Yeah, you just produce a corpse, and|
|00:20:15||l'll release Sloane.|
|00:20:17||l want to see this
dead grandmother, firsthand.|
|00:20:21||lt's all right, Grace.
lt's Ferris Bueller, the little twerp.|
|00:20:25||l'm gonna set the trap
and let him fall right into it.|
|00:20:29||Ed, l'm sorry, did you say
you wanted to see a body?|
|00:20:33||Yeah, that's right.|
|00:20:35||Just roll her old bones on over here,
and l'll dig up your daughter.|
|00:20:39||-You know, that's school policy.
|00:20:41||-Was this your mother?
-No, my wife's mother.|
|00:20:47||Ed Rooney's office.|
|00:20:49||Hi, this is Ferris Bueller,
can l speak to Mr. Rooney, please?|
|00:20:59||Tell you what, dip-shit,|
|00:21:01||you don't like my policies
you can just come on down here, and|
|00:21:05||smooch my big old white butt.|
-Pucker up, buttercup. What?|
|00:21:11||Ferris Bueller's on line two.|
|00:21:24||Hey, Mr. Rooney, how you doing?|
|00:21:26||Listen, l'm sorry to disturb you at work,
but l'm not feeling very well today|
|00:21:29||and l was wondering if it might be
possible for my sister to bring home|
|00:21:33||any assignments from my classes
that l might need.|
|00:21:36||Have a nice day.|
|00:21:55||l think l owe you an apology, sir.|
|00:21:57||-Well, l should say you do.
|00:22:01||l, l, l...|
|00:22:02||Well, l think you should be sorry,
for Christ's sake.|
|00:22:05||A family member dies|
|00:22:07||and you insult me. What the hell
is the matter with you anyway?|
|00:22:13||l really don't know, sir.|
|00:22:14||l mean, l didn't think
l was talking to you.|
|00:22:16||l thought l was talking
to somebody else.|
|00:22:18||You know, sir, that l would never
deliberately insult you like that. l...|
|00:22:21||l can't begin to tell you
how embarrassed l am.|
-Pardon my French,|
|00:22:27||but you're an asshole.|
|00:22:28||-What do you want?
|00:22:31||Absolutely right, sir.
You've hit the nail right on the head.|
|00:22:34||Find out where she is.|
|00:22:36||This isn't over yet, buster.
Do you read me?|
|00:22:38||Loud and clear, Mr. Peterson.|
|00:22:41||Call me "sir," goddamn it!|
|00:22:43||-Yes, sir, yes, sir.
|00:22:47||And you just mind
your p's and q's, buster.|
|00:22:50||And remember who you're dealing with.|
|00:22:53||Bueller, Ferris Bueller.|
|00:22:57||Now, l'm a little scared 'cause
what if he recognizes my voice?|
|00:23:00||-lmpossible. You're doing great.
|00:23:06||She's in... Wait.|
|00:23:14||Rooney, calm down!|
|00:23:16||Just a moment.|
|00:23:18||Ed! Get in here!|
|00:23:22||Just a little office difficulty, sir.|
|00:23:24||Rooney, l don't have all day
to bark at you.|
|00:23:26||So l'm gonna make this
short and sweet.|
|00:23:28||lt's great. Perfect. l love it.|
|00:23:30||l want my daughter out in front of the
school in 10 minutes by herself.|
|00:23:34||l don't want anybody... What?|
|00:23:36||lt's too suspicious.
He'll think something's up.|
|00:23:48||Listen here, pay attention.
l changed my mind.|
|00:23:52||l want you out
in front of the school with her.|
|00:23:53||l'd like to have a few words with you,
|00:23:58||On second thought,
we don't have time to talk right now.|
|00:24:00||We'll get together soon
and we'll have lunch.|
|00:24:04||What the hell is wrong with you?|
|00:24:08||-Where's your brain?
-Why'd you kick me?|
|00:24:11||-Where's your brain?
-l asked you first.|
|00:24:15||How can we pick up Sloane
if Rooney is there with her?|
|00:24:20||l said for her to be there alone
and you freaked.|
|00:24:27||Now, l didn't... l didn't hit you.
l lightly slapped you.|
|00:24:30||You hit me.|
|00:24:35||Look, don't ask me
to participate in your stupid crap|
|00:24:38||if you don't like the way l do it.|
|00:24:42||You make me get out of bed.
You make me come over here.|
|00:24:45||You make me make a phony phone call
to Edward Rooney?|
|00:24:50||The man could squash my nuts
into oblivion, and then,|
you deliberately hurt my feelings.|
|00:24:56||No, l did not deliberately...
l didn't deliberately hurt your feelings.|
-Really, no. No, l didn't.|
|00:25:05||What are you doing?|
|00:25:06||See you later, pal, l'm going home.|
|00:25:08||-No, no, come on, don't do that.
-Have a nice life.|
|00:25:11||Cameron, wait a minute.
Cameron, come back.|
|00:25:14||l didn't mean to lose my temper.
l'm sorry. lt was uncalled for.|
|00:25:29||Here you go.|
|00:25:36||You did screw up, though, right?|
|00:25:42||l mean, not that it was
completely your fault.|
|00:25:49||to fix the situation|
|00:25:52||l'm gonna have to
ask you for a small favor.|
|00:26:11||The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California.|
|00:26:20||Less than 100 were made.|
|00:26:23||My father spent
three years restoring this car.|
|00:26:27||lt is his love, it is his passion...|
|00:26:30||lt is his fault he didn't lock the garage.|
|00:26:36||Ferris, what are you talking about?|
|00:26:42||Ferris, my father loves this car
more than life itself.|
|00:26:45||A man with priorities so far out of whack
doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.|
|00:26:54||-Apparently you don't understand.
|00:26:57||Ferris, he never drives it.|
|00:27:00||He just rubs it with a diaper.|
|00:27:03||Hey, remember how insane he went
when l broke my retainer?|
|00:27:08||Come on, that was a little piece
of plastic, this is a Ferrari.|
|00:27:15||Cameron, l'm sorry,
but we can't pick up Sloane in your car.|
|00:27:19||Mr. Rooney would never believe
Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit.|
|00:27:24||-lt's not a piece of shit.
-lt is a piece of shit.|
|00:27:27||Don't worry about it, l don't even have
a piece of shit, l have to envy yours.|
|00:27:34||Look, l'm sorry,
there's nothing else we can do.|
|00:27:50||-He knows the mileage, Ferris.
-He doesn't trust you?|
|00:27:54||-Never has, never will.
-Look, this is real simple.|
|00:27:57||Whatever miles we put on,
we'll take off.|
-We'll drive home backwards.|
|00:28:07||Ferris, forget it. You're just gonna
have to think of something else.|
|00:28:10||l'm putting my foot down.|
|00:28:12||How about we rent a nice Cadillac?
|00:28:17||We could call a limo!|
|00:28:20||A nice stretch job with a TV and a bar.|
|00:28:23||How about that?|
|00:28:28||Come on, live a little.|
|00:28:34||Once again, let me tell you how deeply
saddened l am by your loss. l...|
|00:28:38||l had a grandmother, once.|
|00:28:43||Deficits. Who will have to pay that
eventually? Anyone? Anyone know?|
|00:28:47||"Man that is born of woman
hath but a short time to live|
|00:28:50||"and is full of misery|
|00:28:52||"He cometh up
and is cut down like a flow'r|
|00:28:56||"He flee'th as if it were a shadow|
|00:28:58||"and never continueth in one stay"|
|00:29:10||Between grief and nothing,|
|00:29:13||l'll take grief.|
|00:29:27||Oh, Sloane, dear.|
|00:29:29||Hurry along now.|
|00:29:33||l guess that's my dad.|
|00:29:43||-Ed, you're a beautiful man.
|00:29:49||l wanna thank you
for your warmth and compassion.|
|00:29:54||Higher "what" rates? Anyone?|
|00:29:57||Higher marginal rates on your taxes.
Any questions so far?|
-Do you have a kiss for Daddy?|
|00:30:08||Are you kidding?|
|00:30:20||So, that's how it is in their family.|
|00:30:28||-Hi, Cameron. You comfortable?
-Hi, Sloane. No.|
|00:30:35||What are we gonna do?|
|00:30:37||The question isn't:
What are we going to do?|
|00:30:40||The question is:
What aren't we going to do?|
|00:30:42||Don't say we're not going
to take the car home.|
|00:30:43||Please don't say we're not going
to take the car home.|
|00:30:46||lf you had access to a car like this,|
|00:30:48||would you take it back right away?|
|00:30:51||Neither would l.|
|00:31:24||Hey, Ferris, don't go so fast!|
|00:31:26||-Red line, red line, red line.
-Ferris, get out!|
|00:32:30||God loves you, you're very generous.|
|00:32:32||Save Ferris, save Ferris.|
|00:32:33||Save Ferris Bueller. Save Ferris.|
|00:32:39||Well, see, we're collecting money
to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney|
|00:32:43||and they run about $50,000,
so if you could help out...|
|00:32:45||-Go piss up a flagpole.
|00:32:48||-You should be.
|00:32:51||What if you need a favor someday|
|00:32:53||from Ferris Bueller?
Then where will you be, huh?|
|00:32:55||You heartless wench.|
|00:32:57||Peterson home on line one.|
|00:32:59||-And watch your mouth this time.
-Go soak your head.|
|00:33:05||We can't come to the phone right now.|
|00:33:08||We've had a death in the family.|
|00:33:14||Ferris Bueller's behind this.
There is no doubt in my mind.|
|00:33:17||And now he's got Sloane Peterson
involved in this thing.|
|00:33:19||Her grandmother, too.|
|00:33:24||lf you need to reach us we'll be
at the following number.|
|00:33:36||l did not achieve this position in life
by having some snot-nosed punk|
|00:33:39||leave my cheese out in the wind.|
|00:33:41||You have reached
the Coughlin Brothers Mortuary.|
|00:33:44||We are deeply sorry we are unable
to come to the phone right now,|
|00:33:47||but if you leave your name and number,|
|00:33:48||we'll get back to you
as soon as is humanly possible.|
|00:33:56||Something's going on, goddamn it.|
|00:33:59||And l'm gonna find out what it is.|
|00:34:01||l'm gonna catch this kid and l'm gonna
put one hell of a dent in his future.|
|00:34:06||Fifteen years from now when he looks
back on the ruin his life's become,|
|00:34:11||he is going to remember
|00:34:40||We're not leaving the car here.|
-Because we're not.|
|00:34:44||l want the car back home
where it belongs, right now.|
|00:34:46||Come on, let's go.|
|00:34:47||Cameron, what's gonna happen to it?
lt's in a garage.|
|00:34:50||lt could get wrecked, stolen, scratched,|
|00:34:54||breathed on wrong, a pigeon
could shit on it. Who knows?|
|00:34:57||Listen, will you calm down, please?|
|00:34:59||l'm gonna give the guy $5 to watch it.|
|00:35:10||Hey, how you doing?|
|00:35:13||Do you speak English?|
|00:35:16||What country do you think this is?|
|00:35:21||l want you to take extra
special care of this vehicle. Okay?|
|00:35:25||-Hey, no problem.
|00:35:52||You fellows have nothing
to worry about. l'm a professional.|
|00:36:09||See what a finski can do
to a guy's attitude?|
|00:36:13||Cameron, come on.|
|00:36:15||Come on, come on.|
|00:36:32||Hey, look at that.|
|00:37:32||Bless his little heart.|
|00:38:33||-Ferris, you think the car's all right?
|00:38:35||This is the world's tallest building.|
|00:38:37||Ferris, l don't feel too good.
Can we leave soon?|
|00:38:40||1,353 feet up in the air...|
|00:38:43||Here, climb up on this.|
|00:38:47||Come on, everybody.|
|00:38:53||lean forward against the glass like this.|
|00:38:59||Oh, my God.|
|00:39:00||lsn't that great?|
|00:39:03||The city looks so peaceful from up here.|
|00:39:06||Anything is peaceful from 1,353 feet.|
|00:39:11||l think l see my dad.|
|00:39:15||We got a lot to do, let's go.|
|00:39:20||The son of a bitch
is down there somewhere.|
|00:39:44||-You want to get married?
|00:39:53||-l'm not getting married.
|00:39:57||What do you mean, "Why not?"
Think about it.|
|00:40:00||Well, no, besides being too young,|
|00:40:02||having no place to live,|
|00:40:05||you feeling a little awkward about being
the only cheerleader with a husband,|
|00:40:09||give me one good reason why not.|
|00:40:11||l'll give you two good reasons why not:
my mother and my father.|
and they hate each other.|
|00:40:17||You've seen them. Am l right?|
-Well, it's like that car.|
|00:40:21||He loves the car. He hates his wife.|
|00:40:50||Can we please get the hell out of here?|
|00:40:53||This place gives me the creeps.|
|00:40:56||Why didn't you tell me
we were coming to a...|
|00:41:01||-Hello, may l help you?
-You can sure as hell try.|
|00:41:04||Hi. l'm Abe Froman.|
|00:41:06||Party of three for 12:00.|
|00:41:12||ls there a problem?|
|00:41:14||-You are Abe Froman?
-That's right. l'm Abe Froman.|
|00:41:17||The sausage king of Chicago?|
|00:41:21||Yeah. That's me.|
|00:41:23||Listen, young man,|
|00:41:24||entre nous, l'm very busy here.|
|00:41:26||Why don't you take the kids
and go back to the clubhouse?|
|00:41:32||Are you suggesting
that l'm not who l say l am?|
|00:41:34||l'm suggesting that you leave
before l have to get snooty.|
-Okay, Abe, let's go.|
|00:41:42||No, l'm not going anywhere.
No, we'd like to be seated.|
|00:41:46||Listen, young man,
either you take the field trip outside|
|00:41:49||or l'm going to have to call the police.|
|00:41:53||-You're gonna call the police on me?
|00:41:55||Fine. As a matter of fact,
l'll call them myself.|
|00:41:58||Yes. Call the police.|
|00:42:03||This'll be a hoot.|
|00:42:11||Here, give me the phone.
l have another call.|
-l've had enough of this horsing around.|
|00:42:15||-Give me the phone back.
-You touch me, l yell, "Rat."|
|00:42:18||There's another phone
around here somewhere. Find it.|
|00:42:24||l weep for the future.|
can we just let it go, please?|
|00:42:32||Ferris, please. You've gone too far.
You're gonna get busted.|
|00:42:38||A: You can never go too far.|
|00:42:40||B: lf l'm gonna get busted,
it is not gonna be by a guy like that.|
|00:42:44||Come on, "Abe."|
|00:42:47||Ask for Abe Froman.|
|00:42:48||-Chez Quis, bonjour.
-May l speak to Abe Froman,|
|00:42:52||-the sausage king of Chicago?
|00:42:56||Let me check the restaurant.|
|00:42:59||Could you describe him for me, please?|
white T-shirt, sweater vest.|
|00:43:07||He's devastatingly handsome.|
|00:43:10||-Hold on one moment.
-Yes, thank you.|
|00:43:24||Mr. Froman, this is
Sergeant Peterson, Chicago Police.|
|00:43:32||-l appreciate your understanding.
-Don't think twice.|
|00:43:36||lt's understanding that makes it possible|
|00:43:39||for people like us
to tolerate a person like yourself.|
-Don't mention it.|
|00:43:51||Enjoy your lunch.|
|00:43:55||Darling, you were wonderful.|
|00:44:07||Cameron, dear friend,|
|00:44:10||you thought we wouldn't have any fun.
Shame on you.|
|00:44:19||Maybe l'm overreacting.|
|00:44:21||Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy.|
|00:44:24||After all, l got a car. He got a computer.|
|00:44:30||why should he get to do whatever
he wants, whenever he wants?|
everything work out for him?|
|00:44:38||What makes him so goddamn special?|
|00:44:43||l used to think that my family was
the only one that had weirdness in it.|
|00:44:48||That used to worry me.|
|00:44:50||Then l saw
how Cameron's family functioned.|
|00:44:53||His home life is really twisted.|
|00:44:56||That's why he's sick all the time.
lt really bothers him.|
|00:45:00||He's the only guy l know
who feels better when he's sick.|
|00:45:04||lf l had to live in that house,
l'd probably pray for disease, too.|
|00:45:09||The place is like a museum.|
|00:45:11||lt's very beautiful and very cold|
|00:45:14||and you're not allowed
to touch anything.|
|00:45:17||Can you appreciate
what it must have been like|
to be in that joint as a baby?|
|00:45:24||l'm actually amazed
that l got the car out of the garage.|
|00:45:28||l caught Cameron digging the ride
once or twice.|
|00:45:31||lt's good for him.|
|00:45:33||lt teaches him to deal with his fear.|
|00:45:37||Plus, and l must be honest here,|
|00:45:40||l love driving it. lt is so choice.|
|00:45:44||lf you have the means,
l highly recommend picking one up.|
|00:46:04||Well, hello, Jeanie.
Who's bothering you now?|
|00:46:07||ls Mr. Rooney in?|
|00:46:08||No, l'm sorry, he's not. Can l help you?|
|00:46:11||l seriously doubt it. When's he back?|
|00:46:13||l don't know.|
|00:46:15||He's left the school grounds
on personal business.|
|00:46:18||What's that supposed to mean?|
|00:46:20||l suppose it means it's personal and
it's none of your business, young lady.|
|00:46:27||lsn't Mrs. Hagel
expecting you in consumer ed. class?|
|00:46:38||What a little asshole.|
|00:46:40||Dave, you've got to consider
raising your advertising budget.|
|00:46:43||-We don't have the money.
|00:46:45||if you wanna sell, you have to spend.
lt's as simple as that.|
|00:46:50||Four thousand restaurants
in the downtown area.|
|00:46:52||l pick the one my father goes to.|
|00:46:54||-We're pinched, for sure.
-No way, Cameron.|
|00:46:57||Only the meek get pinched.
The bold survive.|
|00:47:09||Dave, l know it sounds like
l'm beating a dead horse on this one.|
|00:47:11||But l'm telling you,
that that's not the case.|
|00:47:13||We don't have the money.
We don't have the...|
|00:47:15||Dave, you're one of the
brightest guys in this business.|
|00:47:17||You know what it takes
to push this over the top.|
|00:47:20||We're gonna go heavy on TV|
|00:47:22||and lighten up on the radio
and the print. Okay?|
|00:47:24||-He's got the money.
-Look, come on back to my office.|
|00:47:26||-l'll lay out the entire...
-He's got the money.|
|00:47:28||Dave, we know you've got the money.|
|00:47:30||We just have to spend it.
That's all, you bonehead.|
|00:48:40||Les jeux sont faits.
Translation: The game is up.|
|00:48:46||Your ass is mine.|
|00:49:16||Runner at first base, nobody out.|
|00:49:19||That's the first hit they've had
since the fifth inning,|
|00:49:23||only the fourth hit in the game.|
|00:49:28||0 and 2, the count.|
|00:49:31||There's a drive,|
|00:49:32||left field, twisting, and into foul territory.|
|00:49:38||Boy, l'm really surprised
they didn't go for it in that inning.|
|00:49:44||-What's the score?
|00:49:51||There's the ball,
bunted foul back to the screen.|
|00:49:55||Boy, l don't know...|
|00:50:06||Think l broke my thumb.|
|00:50:07||Hey batter, batter, batter, batter, batter,
swing, batter. Come on.|
|00:50:11||Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter,
|00:50:15||He can't hit, he can't hit, he can't hit,
|00:50:25||Do you realize if we played by the rules,
right now we'd be in gym?|
|00:50:30||Keep moving, keep moving.|
|00:50:33||You're up now.|
get the piano off that back. Let's go.|
|00:50:37||Come on, boys, let's go.|
|00:50:40||You'll never get out of here. Move!|
|00:50:45||Come on, move!|
|00:50:52||l hate him.|
|00:51:35||Who is it?|
|00:51:43||lt's Ed Rooney, Ferris.
l'd like to have a word with you.|
|00:51:47||Oh, l'm sorry.
l can't come to the door right now.|
|00:51:50||l'm afraid that
in my weakened condition,|
|00:51:52||l could take a nasty spill
down the stairs and subject myself|
|00:51:55||to further school absences.|
|00:51:58||Save it, Ferris. Come down here.|
|00:52:00||You can reach my parents
at their places of business.|
|00:52:03||Thank you for stopping by.|
|00:52:05||l appreciate your concern
for my well-being.|
|00:52:08||l am not leaving till you come down
and talk to me, Ferris.|
|00:52:12||Have a nice day.|
|00:52:13||You're in big trouble, buster!|
|00:52:15||Get down here!|
|00:52:33||Who is it?|
|00:52:34||You know goddamn well who it is!|
|00:52:36||Oh, l'm sorry.
l can't come to the door right now.|
|00:52:40||l'm afraid that
in my weakened condition,|
|00:52:42||l could take a nasty spill
down the stairs and subject myself|
|00:52:45||to further school absences.|
|00:52:48||You can reach my parents
at their places of business.|
|00:52:55||Thank you for stopping by.|
|00:52:57||l appreciate your concern
for my well-being.|
|00:53:00||Have a nice day.|
|00:53:53||Bueller, you son of a bitch.|
|00:55:04||Not sure about this family.|
|00:55:55||No, no. Stay. Stay.|
|00:58:05||And passing the reviewing stand now,|
|00:58:09||Silbernen Ritter Drum and Bugle Corps.|
|00:58:13||The United German-American
Male and Female Caucus.|
|00:58:18||The Empire German-Americans.|
|00:58:28||lt's getting late, buddy,
we better go get the car back home.|
-What do you...|
|00:58:32||We have a few hours.
We have until 6:00.|
|00:58:34||l'm sorry, l mean, l know you
don't care, but it does mean my ass.|
|00:58:37||-You think l don't care?
-l know you don't care.|
|00:58:42||Oh, that hurts, Cameron.|
|00:58:45||-Cameron, what have you seen today?
|00:58:51||Nothing good? This...|
|00:58:54||What do you mean, "Nothing good"?
We've seen everything good!|
|00:58:57||We've seen the whole city!|
|00:58:59||We went to a museum,
we saw priceless works of art.|
|00:59:02||We ate pancreas.|
|00:59:16||Look over there.|
|00:59:50||What's he doing?|
|00:59:52||He's licking the glass and making
obscene gestures with his hands.|
|01:00:34||He didn't leave.
He's probably doing something.|
|01:00:36||No, it really busts my hump, you know?|
|01:00:39||Oh, Cameron, he didn't ditch us
or anything. He's here.|
|01:00:42||For all we know,
he went back to school.|
|01:00:44||He would not go back to school.|
|01:00:46||Yeah, he'd do it.
He'd just do it just to make me sweat.|
|01:00:49||No, he would not. Cameron, come on.|
|01:00:51||Makes me mad.|
|01:00:52||Ladies and gentlemen,
you're such a wonderful crowd.|
|01:00:56||We'd like to play a little tune for you.|
|01:00:57||lt's one of my personal favorites|
|01:01:00||and l'd like to dedicate it
to a young man|
|01:01:02||who doesn't think
he's seen anything good today.|
|01:01:05||Cameron Frye, this one's for you.|
|01:01:15||-Ferris! Get off of the float!
-What are you doing?|
|01:01:18||Get off the float! l can't believe you.|
|01:01:21||How'd you get up there?
You're out of your mind!|
|01:02:01||You know, as long as l've known him
everything works for him.|
|01:02:04||There's nothing he can't handle.
l can't handle anything.|
|01:02:09||School, parents, the future...|
|01:02:13||Ferris can do anything.|
|01:02:18||l don't know what l'm gonna do.|
-Yeah. But to do what?|
|01:02:29||What are you interested in?|
|01:02:50||What do you think Ferris is gonna do?|
|01:02:54||He's gonna be a fry cook at Venus.|
|01:06:03||Poochie, poochie, poochie.|
|01:06:05||Look what Uncle Ed has for you,
you little fucker.|
|01:06:24||Sleep tight, pooch.|
|01:06:52||l knew it!|
|01:07:04||Well, where is she?|
|01:07:07||Look, this is her daughter.|
|01:07:13||Well, do you know where she is?|
|01:07:15||Do you know when she'll be back?|
|01:07:18||Do you know anything?|
|01:08:34||You're psychotic. You are, man.|
|01:08:36||You're out of your goddamn mind.
l can't believe you did that.|
|01:08:39||l can't believe you went
on a goddamn parade float!|
|01:08:43||Okay, okay, wait. No, okay, wait. Okay.|
|01:08:46||"Yeah, yeah. This tune is one of
my personal favorites."|
|01:08:50||You're out of your mind.|
|01:08:51||Do you realize
how many people saw you?|
|01:08:55||-You are. You're nailed.
|01:08:56||Who'd believe that l was in a parade?
Who the hell am l?|
|01:08:59||Besides, anybody who would nail me
wouldn't go to a parade.|
|01:09:01||-My mother would.
-l'm not worried about your mother.|
|01:09:05||That was so quick.|
|01:09:11||This looks okay to me, Cameron.|
|01:09:13||Looks great, let's roll.|
|01:09:16||Here you go. Nice job. Thank you.|
|01:09:19||You're a very generous individual.
Come back anytime.|
|01:09:23||-Right, okay. Watch the seat.
-Thanks a lot.|
|01:09:32||-Have a good night.
-Bye, you guys.|
|01:09:35||-Yeah, see you later.
|01:09:41||Yeah, man, we gotta do this again.|
This is not a phony phone call.|
|01:09:49||There is an intruder, male,
Caucasian, possibly armed,|
|01:09:53||certainly weird, in my kitchen.|
|01:09:57||Yeah, my, my... My name's Bueller.|
|01:10:01||lt's real nice that
you hope my brother's feeling better,|
|01:10:04||but l'm in danger, okay? l am very cute.|
|01:10:06||l am very alone.
And l'm very protective of my body.|
|01:10:09||l do not want it violated,
or killed, all right?|
|01:10:12||l need help!|
|01:10:14||Speak-a de English?|
|01:10:33||Whoever's in the house
is still in the house,|
|01:10:35||l'd like you to know that
l've just called the police.|
|01:10:38||So if you have any brains whatsoever,|
|01:10:39||you'll get your ass out of
my house real quick.|
|01:10:44||l'd also like to add
that l have my father's gun|
|01:10:46||and a scorching case of herpes.|
|01:10:57||Hey, wait, wait, wait. That's my car!
l'll move it!|
|01:11:03||He got my keys!|
|01:11:20||l feel pretty good.|
-l feel real good.|
|01:11:23||Those guys... Those guys were nice,
huh? At the garage.|
|01:11:26||l was a little worried about them.|
|01:11:29||Turned out good.|
|01:11:43||How many miles did you say
this thing had on it when we left?|
|01:11:48||One hundred and twenty-six|
|01:11:49||and halfway between
three and four-tenths.|
|01:11:55||How many miles are on it now?|
|01:12:02||Here's where Cameron goes berserk.|
|01:12:24||Cameron. Are you okay? Cam?|
|01:12:28||Cameron, cut that out.|
|01:12:33||Who is it?|
|01:12:36||Oh, l'm sorry.
l can't come to the door right now.|
|01:12:39||l'm afraid that
in my weakened condition,|
|01:12:41||l could take a nasty spill
down the stairs and subject myself...|
|01:12:44||God bless the police.|
|01:12:46||l'm saved. Oh, thank you, God.
Thank you, thank you. You are the best.|
|01:12:49||Have a nice day.|
|01:12:52||l heard that you were feeling ill.|
|01:12:56||Headache, fever, and a chill.|
|01:12:59||l came to help restore your pluck|
|01:13:03||'cause l'm the nurse who likes to...|
|01:13:12||This may very well be for real.|
|01:13:16||l think Cameron might have blown
a microchip or two.|
|01:13:19||He's always been a little keyed up.|
|01:13:22||All l wanted to do
was give him a good day.|
|01:13:26||We're gonna graduate
in a couple of months and then|
|01:13:29||we'll have the summer.
He'll work and l'll work.|
|01:13:34||We'll see each other at night
and on the weekends.|
|01:13:37||Then he'll go to one school
and l'll go to another.|
|01:13:41||Basically that will be it.|
|01:13:47||Sloane's as big a problem.|
|01:13:50||She still has another year
of high school.|
|01:13:52||How do l deal with that?|
|01:13:55||l was serious when l said
l would marry her.|
|01:14:03||Can you hear me?|
|01:14:09||Blink if you understand me.|
|01:14:12||Cameron has never been in love.|
|01:14:15||At least nobody's ever been
in love with him.|
|01:14:18||lf things don't change for him,
he's gonna marry the first girl he lays.|
|01:14:23||And she's gonna treat him like shit|
|01:14:26||because she will have given him
what he has built up in his mind|
|01:14:30||as the end-all,
be-all of human existence.|
|01:14:34||She won't respect him.|
|01:14:36||'Cause you can't respect somebody
who kisses your ass.|
|01:14:40||Just doesn't work.|
|01:14:42||Ferris. We better try something else.|
|01:14:45||This isn't working.|
|01:14:52||You feeling any better, Cameron?|
|01:14:57||Cam, why don't you come in here?
lt's really nice.|
|01:15:05||Cameron, l could flip out real easy, too.|
|01:15:11||Sooner or later
everybody goes to the zoo.|
|01:15:20||Maybe he's really sick.|
|01:15:23||Maybe he isn't just torturing himself.|
|01:16:14||Cam. Cameron, wake up!|
|01:16:16||Come on, wake up. Hey, wake up.|
|01:16:19||Oh, shit, Cameron, come on. Cameron!|
|01:16:21||Come on, wake up!|
|01:16:28||What is that?|
|01:16:29||Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.|
-Wow, that was pretty impressive, man.|
|01:16:36||You bitch. Oh, you son of a bitch.|
|01:17:18||Thank you, no. l'm straight.|
|01:17:21||l meant, are you in here for drugs?|
|01:17:26||-Why are you here?
|01:17:29||l don't know why l'm here.|
|01:17:31||Why don't you go home?|
|01:17:34||Why don't you put
your thumb up your butt?|
|01:17:42||You wear too much eye make-up.|
|01:17:49||My sister wears too much.|
|01:17:51||People think she's a whore.|
|01:17:59||You don't wanna
talk about your problem?|
|01:18:01||-With you? Are you serious?
you wanna know what's wrong?|
|01:18:16||l know what's wrong.|
|01:18:18||l just wanna hear you say it.|
|01:18:20||ln a nutshell, l hate my brother.|
|01:18:25||Did you blow him away or something?|
|01:18:29||No, not yet.|
|01:18:33||See, l went home
to confirm that the shithead|
|01:18:35||was ditching school
and when l was there,|
|01:18:37||a guy broke into the house.|
|01:18:39||l called the cops and they picked me up
for making a phony phone call.|
|01:18:43||What do you care
if your brother ditches school?|
|01:18:47||Why should he get to ditch,
when everybody else has to go?|
|01:18:50||-You could ditch.
-Yeah, l'd get caught.|
|01:18:57||So you're pissed off 'cause he ditches
and doesn't get caught, is that it?|
|01:19:07||Then your problem is you.|
|01:19:12||You ought to spend a little more time
dealing with yourself|
|01:19:15||a little less time worrying about
what your brother does.|
|01:19:18||That's just an opinion.|
|01:19:21||-What are you, a psychiatrist?
|01:19:23||Then why don't you keep
your opinions to yourself?|
|01:19:30||There's somebody you should talk to.|
|01:19:37||lf you say "Ferris Bueller,"
you lose a testicle.|
|01:19:41||Oh, you know him?|
|01:19:51||You know, that whole time
l was just thinking things over.|
|01:19:56||l was, like... l was, like, meditating.|
|01:20:03||Then l sort of watched myself
|01:20:08||l realized it was ridiculous|
|01:20:12||being afraid, worrying about everything,|
|01:20:16||wishing l was dead. All that shit.
l'm tired of it.|
|01:20:23||lt's the best day of my life.|
|01:20:31||l'm gonna miss you guys next year.|
|01:20:42||Cameron? Can l ask you a question?|
|01:20:51||Did you see me change out
of my clothes by the Jacuzzi?|
|01:21:00||You saw me?|
|01:21:02||l thought you were catatonic.|
|01:21:12||l'm not embarrassed.|
|01:21:16||l better check on the car.|
|01:21:39||The miles aren't coming off.|
|01:21:43||The miles aren't coming off
going in reverse.|
|01:21:52||Well, l thought that might be a problem.|
|01:21:54||Just have to crack open the odometer,
roll it back by hand.|
|01:22:00||No. Forget it.|
|01:22:11||l gotta take a stand.|
|01:22:22||l put up with everything.|
|01:22:29||My old man pushes me around.|
|01:22:35||l never say anything!|
|01:22:42||Well, he's not the problem.
l'm the problem.|
|01:22:51||l gotta take a stand.|
|01:22:56||l gotta take a stand against him.|
|01:23:01||l am not gonna sit on my ass|
|01:23:05||as the events that affect me unfold
to determine the course of my life.|
|01:23:08||l'm gonna take a stand.|
|01:23:12||l'm gonna defend it.|
|01:23:15||Right or wrong, l'm gonna defend it.|
|01:23:29||l'm so sick of his shit!|
|01:23:32||l can't stand him,
and l hate this goddamn car.|
|01:23:36||Who do you love? Who do you love?
You love a car.|
|01:23:39||You son of a bitch.|
|01:24:09||l dented the shit out of it.|
|01:24:20||My father will come home,
he'll see what l did. l can't hide this.|
|01:24:27||He'll come home, he'll see what l did.
He'll have to deal with me.|
|01:24:32||l don't care, l really don't.|
|01:24:35||l'm just tired of being afraid.|
|01:24:45||Hell with him.|
|01:24:50||l can't wait to see the look
on the bastard's face.|
|01:25:23||What'd l do?|
|01:25:35||-What'd l do?
-You killed the car.|
|01:26:38||Cameron, it's my fault.|
|01:26:40||l'll take the heat for it.|
|01:26:42||We'll wait for your father to come home|
|01:26:43||and when he gets here,
l'll tell him that l did it.|
|01:26:45||He hates me anyway.|
|01:26:53||No. l'll take it.|
|01:26:56||No, l'll take it.|
|01:26:57||No. No, you don't want this much heat.|
|01:27:00||l want it. lf l didn't want it,|
|01:27:01||l wouldn't have let you
take the car out this morning.|
|01:27:03||l made you take the car this morning.|
|01:27:06||l could've stopped you.|
|01:27:08||lt is possible to stop
Mr. Ferris Bueller, you know?|
|01:27:11||No, l want it. l'm gonna take it. That's it.|
|01:27:15||When Morris comes home,|
|01:27:18||he and l'll just have a little chat.|
|01:27:24||No, it's gonna be good.|
|01:27:39||This is a shock to me.|
|01:27:40||l mean, first of all, l don't know
why she wasn't in school.|
|01:27:43||And second of all, l just can't believe|
|01:27:45||she came to you
with this story about an intruder.|
|01:27:48||Well, for whatever reason she did it,
l think she's had a pretty good scare.|
|01:27:52||Well, l really appreciate your calling me.
|01:27:55||l can assure you that her father
and l are going|
|01:27:57||to have a long talk
with her when we get home.|
|01:27:59||Thank you so much.|
|01:28:01||Oh, by the way,
l hope your son is feeling better.|
|01:28:04||l beg your pardon?|
|01:28:06||Tell him all the guys
at the station here are pulling for him.|
-Don't "hi" me, young lady.|
|01:28:23||-l wanna get out of here, now, all right?
|01:28:25||No, now. Let's get out of here.|
|01:28:37||-She's a little hyper.
|01:28:43||Let's not ruin this
with a lot of talk, all right? Okay?|
|01:28:49||You didn't tell me your name.|
|01:28:52||Well, it's Jean,
but, a lot of guys call me Shauna.|
|01:29:05||l'll see you, okay?|
|01:29:26||l had a great time today.|
|01:29:28||Yeah. lt was pretty cool.|
Do you think Cameron's gonna be okay?|
|01:29:38||Yeah, sure. For the first time in his life.|
|01:29:40||He's gonna be just fine.|
|01:29:51||You knew what you were doing when
you woke up this morning, didn't you?|
|01:30:17||Oh, shit. l have to go.|
|01:30:22||-l'll call you tonight.
|01:30:29||-l love you!
-l love you, too!|
|01:30:33||He's gonna marry me.|
|01:30:39||Do you know what it's like
to be pulled out of work|
|01:30:41||to pick up your daughter
at the police station?|
|01:30:44||No, not really.|
|01:30:45||Well, on top of everything else,|
|01:30:47||l was about to close the damn deal
with the Vermont people.|
|01:30:54||l was gonna take my commission
and buy Ferris a car.|
|01:30:59||Jeanie, what the hell are you doing?
You trying to kill us?|
|01:31:03||God, look at this mess.|
|01:31:05||Paper all over the place.
l'll never get this back in order.|
|01:31:26||-Slow down! Now! Now!
-l can't drive when you're yelling at me!|
|01:32:01||-Hi, how you doing? Ferris Bueller.
|01:33:32||-No, don't get up.
|01:34:16||l just picked up Jeanie
at the police station.|
|01:34:20||She got a speeding ticket,
another speeding ticket|
|01:34:23||and l lost the Vermont deal
because of her.|
|01:34:25||l think we should shoot her.|
|01:34:33||Looking for this?|
|01:34:48||l got you, Ferris.|
|01:34:49||-How's Ferris? Let's go check on him.
-Okay, honey. Yeah.|
|01:34:52||How was your day?|
|01:34:55||l have dreamed about this.|
|01:34:59||This time, goddamn, you little bastard,|
|01:35:04||l've got you right where l want you.|
|01:35:06||Ferris, we're home.|
|01:35:13||how would you feel
about another year of high school?|
|01:35:18||Under my close personal supervision.|
|01:35:27||Thank God you're all right. You know,
we've been worried sick about you.|
|01:35:36||Thank you, Mr. Rooney,
for driving him home.|
|01:35:39||Now l want you to go upstairs
and get in bed.|
|01:35:57||Can you imagine
someone as sick as Ferris|
|01:35:59||trying to walk home from the hospital?|
|01:36:07||By the way, Mr. Rooney,
you left your wallet on the kitchen floor.|
|01:37:20||-He's still awfully warm.
-How do you feel?|
|01:37:25||150% better. Thank you.|
|01:37:31||don't make me stay home again.
l wanna go to school.|
|01:37:35||l have to graduate in June. And l want...|
|01:37:40||Ferris, you're sick.|
|01:37:42||Now don't go pushing it
and making yourself worse.|
|01:37:45||-Maybe you're right, Dad.
-l know l'm right, pal.|
|01:37:50||How'd you get to be so sweet?|
|01:37:53||Years of practice.|
|01:38:24||Listen, l'm going to get myself settled
and l'll bring a hot cup of soup, okay?|
|01:38:40||l said it before and l'll say it again.|
|01:38:43||Life moves pretty fast.|
|01:38:45||lf you don't stop and look around
once in a while, you could miss it.|
|01:39:00||Four years of chasing this kid.|
|01:39:04||Four years he has been
making a fool of me.|
|01:39:18||Hey, Mr. Rooney, what's going on?|
|01:39:24||Did you get in a fight?|
|01:39:28||Want a lift?|
|01:41:15||l bet you never smelled
a real school bus before.|
|01:41:36||They've been in my pocket.
They're real warm and soft.|
|01:42:27||You're still here?|