|00:01:08||What are you doing out here, son?
It's after midnight.|
Couldn't sleep, Pops.|
|00:01:13||Well, neither can we,
with all that noise you're making.|
|00:01:16||Come on, let's go inside.|
|00:01:18||Just one more shot?|
|00:01:21||All right. Just one.|
|00:01:28||That's good. Shoot it again.|
|00:01:34||Getting pretty good, son.
Go ahead, shoot till you miss.|
|00:01:38||You think if I can get good enough,
I can go to college?|
|00:01:43||...if you get good enough,
you can do anything you want to, Michael.|
|00:01:48||I want to play at North Carolina.|
|00:01:52||That's a real fine school.
Real fine school.|
|00:01:54||You can get a first-class education there.|
|00:01:57||I want to play on a championship team.|
|00:02:00||Then I want to play in the NBA.|
All right, let's slow down, son.|
|00:02:08||Don't you think you ought
to get a little sleep first?|
|00:02:10||- And once I've done all that...
|00:02:12||...I want to play baseball,
just like you, Dad.|
|00:02:15||Baseball. Now, that's a sport.|
|00:02:18||And when you're finished with that,
I suppose you're gonna fly, huh?|
I just feel at this particular time...|
|00:05:57||...that I reached the, uh, pinnacle of
my basketball career and I must retire.|
|00:06:02||The one good thing that comes out of this
is that my father had the opportunity...|
|00:06:05||...to see me play my last basketball game,
and that means a lot to me.|
What are you gonna do now?|
|00:06:11||Well, I've never really told anybody this,
except for one person, and, uh...|
|00:06:16||But I think I'm gonna go play
|00:06:19||- What position will you play?
- I don't know. As a kid, I was a pitcher.|
|00:06:23||I think that would be kind of hard for me
to pitch, so I'm gonna play the outfield.|
|00:07:19||Let's get out of here, Dad. This stinks.|
|00:07:21||Don't bring me here anymore, all right?|
|00:07:23||- Don't bring me here anymore, all right?
SWACKHAMMER: Are you listening?|
|00:07:27||Did you hear him? Did you hear him?
That little brat is right.|
|00:07:32||I've told you, if I've told you once...|
|00:07:34||...I told you a thousand, thousand,
thousand, thousand times.|
|00:07:39||We need new attractions.|
- New ones.|
|00:07:44||- Get it?
- Big, shiny new things, yeah.|
|00:07:46||- Absolutely, sir.
- Look at me. Look at me and listen.|
|00:07:49||The customer is always right.|
- The customer is always right.|
|00:08:01||- Okay, we need something--
NAWT: My bad.|
|00:08:04||We need something...|
|00:08:09||- Something wacky.
|00:08:11||We need something, something--
Something-- We need something--|
|00:08:16||Looney. Thank you.|
|00:08:21||I'm an elk. Shoot me.|
|00:08:28||Yes. Looney. Yes.|
|00:08:30||Now you're talking.
Looney. Looney. That's it.|
|00:08:34||That's the word I was looking for.
|00:08:36||- Get the Looney Tunes.
- Looney Tunes!|
|00:08:39||- Bring them here.
BLANKO: Sir. Just noticing, sir.|
|00:08:43||They're from Earth.
What if they can't come?|
|00:08:46||What did you say?
What if they can't come?|
|00:08:51||- Make them.
|00:08:54||Make them. Ha-ha-ha.|
We're gonna go get them. Yeah. All right.|
|00:09:12||Looks good in that uniform.|
|00:09:14||Looks great. Can't teach that.|
|00:09:16||Can't teach it.|
|00:09:17||Thanks for autographing that basketball
for my kid. I'm a hero now.|
|00:09:21||No problem. Happy to do it, man.|
|00:09:28||Curve ball. Don't swing.|
|00:09:46||Fastball, outside corner. Swing.|
That was your pitch.|
|00:09:57||I know, I missed it.|
|00:09:59||Don't worry. I'll get you another one.|
|00:10:04||Podolak. Podolak, come here.|
|00:10:07||Sorry, I didn't mean to--|
|00:10:08||- Come here.
- Yes, sir?|
|00:10:11||Make sure nobody bothers Michael. I want
him to be the happiest player in the world.|
|00:10:17||Slider. Don't swing.|
|00:10:26||I told you not to swing.|
|00:10:28||I couldn't help it.|
|00:10:29||I understand. Hey, nice talking to you.|
|00:10:31||[ORGAN PLAYING "CHARGE"]|
|00:10:39||We're not worried. We're not worried.|
|00:10:45||PLAYER 1: Good job, Mike.
PLAYER 2: Good hustle.|
|00:10:47||Good cut, Michael. Good cut.|
|00:10:49||That was a strikeout, Mike?
Good-looking strikeout. Real good.|
|00:10:52||You look good when you strike out.
When I strike out, it looks nasty, man.|
|00:10:55||At least you look good, man.
|00:10:59||Hi, Mr. Jordan.|
|00:11:01||Mr. Jordan, I'm Stan Podolak--|
|00:11:13||- You all right? That was a nasty fall.
|00:11:17||Oh. I'm Stan Podolak, Mr. Jordan.
I'm the Barons' new publicist.|
|00:11:23||I'm here to make your life easier.
Want me to drive you somewhere?|
|00:11:26||Want me to pick up your laundry,
babysit your kids? I will do it.|
|00:11:30||I am here to personally guarantee
that no one will ever bother you.|
|00:11:37||[CROWD GASPING AND MURMURING]|
|00:11:45||What was that?|
|00:11:52||- Hanging on.
- Hanging on.|
Are we there yet?|
All right, you irascible bunny.|
|00:12:21||Come back here, you screwy rodent.|
|00:12:23||I'll, uh, be with you in a second, folks,
after I finish with nature boy here.|
|00:12:28||All right, you pesky rabbit.
I've got you now.|
|00:12:39||One small step for moi--|
|00:12:43||One giant leap for Moron Mountain.|
|00:12:48||And one Whopper headache for
|00:12:55||Diminutive, ain't they?|
|00:12:57||- We seek the one they call Bugs Bunny.
- Yeah, Bugs Bunny.|
|00:13:00||- Have you seen him?
- Where is this guy?|
Is he around?|
|00:13:04||Hmm. Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny.|
|00:13:07||Say, does he have, uh,
great big long ears?|
|00:13:11||- Like this?
- Yeah. Yeah.|
|00:13:13||And does he hop around like this?|
- Well, uh...|
|00:13:22||...does he say, "What's up, doc?"
|00:13:26||- Eh, what's up, doc?
|00:13:29||Nope. Never heard of him.|
|00:13:34||You know, maybe there is no intelligent life
out there in the universe after all.|
Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune.|
Hey, what do you think we are, stupid?|
|00:13:49||Don't move a muscle.|
|00:13:52||Okay, bunny, gather up your Tune pals.|
|00:13:56||- We're taking you for a ride. Ha, ha.
NAWT: Move it, mister.|
|00:13:59||Totally. All right.
So, like, where are we going?|
|00:14:06||Are we there yet?|
|00:14:09||STAN: Sorry it took so long.
MICHAEL: Don't worry.|
|00:14:11||STAN: That exit wasn't clearly marked.
MICHAEL: Hold up, right here.|
|00:14:14||STAN: What, here?
|00:14:21||Thanks for the ride, Sherm.
|00:14:23||-It's Stan, Mike.
|00:14:25||But you can call me Sherm if you want to.
I've followed your whole career.|
|00:14:28||- You're the greatest athlete that's ever lived.
- Stan, Stan, Stan.|
|00:14:32||How do I get out?
The door doesn't work.|
|00:14:35||- I'm sorry. I forgot-- It's a classic.
- Oh, yeah.|
|00:14:38||It's a classic, but it's got a few
peccadilloes. Hold on just a second.|
|00:14:42||A few, huh? It's smoking, too, man.
You need to get that checked.|
|00:14:47||Thanks for the ride.|
|00:14:50||Oh, this is nice. This is a nice house.|
|00:14:53||That is a beauty. What is that, Colonial?|
|00:14:56||It's a nice house.|
|00:14:57||If you need anything done
around the house, I'd be happy--|
|00:15:00||- Oh, no, I'm fine, thanks.
- Anything you need.|
|00:15:02||- You gave me a ride. I appreciate it.
|00:15:04||Tomorrow I'm gonna drive, okay?
So I don't need the ride.|
|00:15:08||But thanks, though.|
|00:15:15||- All right. All right.
- Thanks, though.|
- See you tomorrow.|
|00:15:29||Come on, dog. No, not today.|
|00:15:32||Dog, get off me. Your breath.|
|00:15:34||- Mr. Jordan, are you okay?
- Get off of me!|
|00:15:36||Get off of him, Charles.|
|00:15:37||- Bad dog. Git.
- Get off of him.|
|00:15:39||- Get off me, Charles.
- Get off of him before I cook you.|
|00:15:42||Come on, come on.
Come on, baby. Come on.|
|00:15:47||[CHATTERING AND CHEERING]|
|00:15:52||Get out of the car!|
|00:15:58||Hey, Jeff, you okay?|
|00:16:06||- How was your game?
JEFF: I don't want to talk.|
|00:16:08||- Hi, Dad.
JASMINE: Hey, hey.|
|00:16:14||- Daddy, Daddy!
- How you doing?|
|00:16:20||- Ooh. You're all covered with drool, baby.
- That's your dog.|
|00:16:23||- What's wrong with Jeff?
- He went two for five...|
|00:16:26||-...lost 32 points in his average.
- Is that all?|
|00:16:28||Yeah, so that puts him at like a .685
|00:16:31||He's batting what?|
Smells good in here. What you cooking?|
- Chicken and what?|
|00:16:40||- Chicken and collard greens.
- Good. I'm gonna need a good meal tonight.|
|00:16:46||Is everything okay?|
|00:16:47||I stunk up the place.
I hope this baseball thing was a good idea.|
|00:16:51||It was another career day for Michael Jordan
at Barons Field this afternoon.|
|00:16:54||Let's face it. This baseball--|
|00:16:56||What are you guys watching?|
|00:16:58||- Today he had three strikeouts.
- Is this the only thing on TV?|
|00:17:01||- That brings his batting average down...
- What's up with this?|
|00:17:04||...to an anemic .214,
which is also his weight.|
Get this guy a tennis racquet.|
|00:17:10||Did everyone get mad at you?|
Everyone was real nice about it.|
|00:17:16||Michael, I know golf is your sport,
but not here.|
|00:17:20||I think you should open up
your stance a little.|
|00:17:23||It might make you more aggressive
at the plate.|
|00:17:25||- You think so? I'll try to remember that.
- Watching this hurts me more than you.|
|00:17:30||What are you guys doing
watching this stuff? It's bad for you.|
|00:17:39||There you go. Road Runner. Beep, beep.|
|00:17:48||[ROAD RUNNER BEEPS]|
|00:17:50||Oh. Stop this cartoon.|
|00:17:55||We've got an emergency
Cartoon Character Union Meeting to go to.|
|00:18:01||Hey, wait for me. Hold your horses.|
|00:18:12||Dang. Where'd they go?|
|00:18:21||- Stop the music. Top duck coming through.
|00:18:24||Jeez. It's getting so a guy can't even
get himself wet around here.|
|00:18:28||So, what's the big emergency?|
|00:18:30||Uh, these little guys would like to make
an announcement. Here you go, shorty.|
- All right, all right.|
|00:18:38||You, all of you, are now our prisoners.|
We're in big trouble now.|
|00:18:51||We are taking you to our theme park
in outer space.|
|00:18:54||- No fooling.
- Where you'll be our slaves.|
|00:18:57||And placed on display for the amusement
of our paying customers.|
|00:19:00||Oh, fear clutches my breast.|
|00:19:05||We ain't going nowheres.|
|00:19:15||Eh, not so fast, doc.|
|00:19:18||You just can't turn us into slaves.
That would be bad.|
|00:19:21||You've gotta give us a chance
to defend ourselves.|
|00:19:23||- Oh, yeah? Who says?
NAWT: Says who?|
- Just a sec.|
|00:19:28||- There. Read them and weep.
- What's this?|
|00:19:31||"Give them a chance
to defend themselves."|
|00:19:35||Aw. Do we have to?|
|00:19:37||-It's in the rule book.
- It is.|
|00:19:38||Okay. It is in the rule book.|
|00:19:40||[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]|
|00:19:42||We have to confer.|
|00:19:46||All right, troops. It is for us to choose
a battlefield that affords us--|
|00:19:52||Oh, I got it.|
|00:19:54||Yes, Private Porkster?|
|00:19:57||How about we challenge them to a...|
|00:20:02||...we could have a bowling tournament.|
|00:20:08||What's wrong with all of you?|
|00:20:10||I say we get a ladder...|
|00:20:12||...wait till the old lady's out of the room...|
|00:20:14||...then grab that little bird.|
|00:20:17||Whoa, whoa, take a deep breath, Sly.|
|00:20:21||Okay, let's analyze the competition.|
|00:20:25||Now, uh, what are we looking at here?
We got a small race of invading aliens.|
|00:20:31||Small arms. Short legs.|
|00:20:34||Not very fast.|
|00:20:36||Tiny little guys.|
|00:20:45||We challenge you to a basketball game.|
|00:20:49||All right. Basketball it is.|
- All right.|
|00:20:55||What is basketball?|
|00:20:56||- What's that?
- Beats me.|
|00:20:58||We didn't have that in school.|
FOGHORN: Pardon me. Sorry.|
|00:21:02||Hey! Down in front.|
An exhilarating team sport...|
|00:21:06||...currently growing rapidly in popularity
|00:21:11||Unlike football and baseball,
only five men can play on a team.|
|00:21:16||It's a fast-paced, razzle-dazzle game
that requires quick wits...|
|00:21:21||...and even faster reflexes.|
|00:21:24||Here's how it's done
in the professional ranks...|
|00:21:27||...the National Basketball Association,
featuring the best players in the world.|
|00:21:32||- The best players in the world.
- The best.|
Excuse me. Oh, so sorry.|
Ow. Get your feet out of my nose.|
Quiet, they're looking.|
Hey, it's basketball.|
BLANKO: Whoa. Now what?|
|00:22:14||NAWT: Hey, hey!
|00:22:16||NAWT: She's looking again.
BUPKUS: Close it up.|
You poked me again.|
|00:22:24||- I thought you'd get better seats.
- This is as good as I could get.|
|00:22:27||This guy next to me is doing something
very weird in his raincoat.|
|00:22:30||Honey, will you just let me watch the game?
Barkley's killing us.|
|00:22:34||Hey, someone's killing someone.|
|00:22:38||POUND: Wow, a killer.
BANG: Let me see.|
|00:22:43||There. That's him, the killer.|
|00:22:51||NAWT: Okay, go get him.
|00:23:07||Get back on defense.
Let's go. Get back on defense, man.|
|00:23:16||What are you doing?|
|00:23:26||Time out. Call time out.|
|00:23:29||What's wrong with you, man?
You're killing us.|
|00:23:32||- Let him in. Open up.
WOW. He did it.|
|00:23:38||I got it. I got his talent.|
|00:23:40||- All right.
|00:23:42||- Sit down, Chuck.
- Man, I'm fine. I am fine.|
|00:23:45||No, no. I played you too many minutes.|
|00:23:47||- But I'm not tired.
- Go get the doctor.|
|00:23:59||- What's up, man? You all right?
|00:24:03||Come on, we're okay.
You're okay. Come on, let's go.|
|00:24:12||Come on, Patrick. It's showtime.|
What's wrong with him?|
|00:24:26||In a shocking development...|
|00:24:27||...five NBA players have been placed
on the disabled list in the last 24 hours...|
|00:24:31||...all suffering from the same
|00:24:34||- Yeah? Hmm.
- Whatever this mystery is...|
|00:24:35||-...it affects the player's coordination.
- I'll be home in a couple days.|
|00:24:39||- Watch Patrick Ewing.
- Put your mom on the phone.|
|00:24:43||- It wasn't just in New York.
- Hey, baby. How you doing?|
|00:24:46||- Check out the highlights.
- You watching TV?|
|00:24:52||What the hell is going on?|
|00:24:53||- You gonna be all right?
- I'm ready, coach. All right.|
|00:24:59||Looks like I retired just in time.|
|00:25:01||[KNOCK ON DOOR]|
|00:25:03||All right, baby, gotta go.
I'll call you later, okay? Love you. Bye.|
|00:25:09||Come on, it's game time.
Get your Hanes on. Lace up your Nikes.|
|00:25:12||Grab your Wheaties and your Gatorade
and we'll pick up a Big Mac on the way.|
|00:25:16||Now we take you live
to the Forum in Los Angeles...|
|00:25:19||...where the Lakers are refusing
to take the court.|
|00:25:24||Guys, we gotta get dressed.|
|00:25:25||We got a game in five minutes.
I mean, we're talking about a huge fine here.|
|00:25:29||- No, we can't go in the locker room.
- Oh, man.|
|00:25:31||You heard what happened to Barkley
and Ewing. There's germs in there.|
|00:25:35||Cedric, that was in New York,
3000 miles away.|
|00:25:38||Bacteria can travel faster
than the speed of light.|
|00:25:41||- It could be Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
PLAYER: Yeah, could be.|
|00:25:44||All right. Dress in the hallway.|
|00:25:52||Okay, okay, now, which one of you maroons
has ever played basketball before?|
|00:25:57||I have, coach. And there's an important
strategic question I need to ask you.|
|00:26:06||What do you think? I'm kind of partial
to purple and gold, myself.|
|00:26:10||It goes better with my coloring.
A one, two, three, four.|
|00:26:13||Guys? Nice outfit, Daffy.|
|00:26:15||The little aliens say it's their turn
to, uh, use the court.|
|00:26:20||Sure, let the little pipsqueaks
knock themselves out.|
|00:26:24||Too bad you can't practice
getting taller, boys.|
|00:26:56||[GROWLS AND CHUCKLES]|
|00:27:07||Hey, little pig.|
|00:27:13||I wet myself.|
|00:27:17||Time to play a little basketball.|
|00:27:25||Those little pipsqueaks
just turned into superstars.|
I think we might need a little bit of help.|
A hundred and seventy-five yards.|
|00:27:48||Okay, little fella.
You my friend or are you my enemy?|
|00:27:53||You are my friend, right?
You are my ally.|
|00:27:56||You are my associate,
my personal assistant.|
|00:27:59||You are my weapon. You are leaving.|
|00:28:04||- Great shot.
- Nice shot, Mr. Murray.|
You can stop posing now.|
|00:28:16||- Good try.
- Not bad, not bad.|
|00:28:18||BILL: Something for you to shoot at.
- Hit it good.|
|00:28:21||Do my best.|
|00:28:24||It was a good shot.|
|00:28:26||Yeah, I know.|
|00:28:28||Mike, I gotta ask you something.|
|00:28:29||The NBA has to face reality.|
|00:28:31||What's happening to these players
|00:28:34||They're gonna need new players
|00:28:36||Guys who are skilled, but never really
thought about a professional career before.|
|00:28:42||You think I got a shot'?|
|00:28:46||- Come on, really?
|00:28:47||- Don't kid me.
- Listen. It's a man's game.|
|00:28:51||- You can't play.
- What if I tried really hard?|
|00:28:53||Keep it down. I'm trying to hit this ball.|
|00:28:56||It's because I'm white, isn't it?|
|00:28:58||No. Larry's white. So what?|
|00:29:00||Larry's not white. Larry's clear.|
|00:29:05||- Good shot, Larry.
STAN: That's nice.|
|00:29:07||Get inside his ball.|
You clowns can't beat that.|
|00:29:12||- My best shot ever.
- You haven't played long.|
|00:29:14||A Hall-of-Fame shot.|
|00:29:15||- Really nice shot, Mr. Bird.
LARRY: Larry, please.|
|00:29:18||- Nice shot, Mr. Larry.
- Nice shot, Larry.|
|00:29:20||You can do this.|
|00:29:22||Don't be nervous. You can do this.|
|00:29:25||Larry, you feel that the NBA
has to face reality, don't you?|
|00:29:27||Gotta look for more dominant players
in places they never looked before.|
|00:29:31||Just look at the ball.
Visualize where you want it to go.|
|00:29:34||- Right, right, right.
- Be the ball. Be the ball.|
|00:29:37||Get off the tee.|
|00:29:39||You can't jump.|
|00:29:42||L-- Yeah, go on.|
|00:29:44||- Close to the pin'?
BILL: Close to the pin? For dinner?|
|00:29:47||LARRY: Sounds good.
BILL: I'll go close to the pin.|
|00:29:49||- Okay, cool.
- I'll take some of that.|
That's not bad.|
Look at that. Look at that spin.|
|00:30:16||It is alive.|
|00:30:21||Yes! Yes! My first hole in one. Yes!|
|00:30:27||LARRY: Don't say it.
STAN: Never seen one of these before.|
|00:30:30||Larry, nothing but the bottom of the cup.|
|00:30:34||BILL: That's his ball too.
- Yeah, yeah, it's my ball. Sorry.|
|00:30:37||- Let me get a picture.
- You guys are jealous.|
|00:30:39||All right, here we go. Now, you gotta smile.
Reach in for the ball and then smile, okay?|
- And you think, "This is good."|
|00:30:46||MICHAEL: Just take the picture.
|00:30:57||- What kind of camera is that?
|00:30:59||Don't point it at me. Close the lens cap.|
|00:31:01||- I didn't do anything.
- Where did he go?|
|00:31:24||Oh, uh, look out for that first step,
doc, it's a real lulu.|
|00:31:30||Eh, you were expecting
maybe the Easter Bunny?|
|00:31:33||- You're a cartoon. You're not real.
- Not real, eh?|
|00:31:35||If I weren't real, could I do this?|
|00:31:42||Oh, look. Is that Michael?|
It's Air Jordan.|
|00:31:50||Ooh. I tought I taw...|
|00:31:53||I did. I did see Michael Jordan.|
|00:31:56||Pardon me, Mr. Jordan.
Uh, can I have your auto--?|
|00:32:00||Your John Hancock, please?|
|00:32:02||Back off. Let the doctor take a look.|
|00:32:07||- A little high.
|00:32:17||So, what do you say we go
for a little spin?|
Now, let's see what we got inside here.|
Say “ ah|
|00:32:33||All right. He's okay.|
|00:32:37||- What's going on here?
- Why, Michael, I thought you'd never ask.|
|00:32:41||These aliens from outer space want
to make us slaves in their theme park.|
|00:32:45||What do we care? They're little.|
|00:32:47||So we challenged them
to a basketball game.|
|00:32:49||But then they show up
and they ain't so little. They're huge.|
|00:32:52||We need to beat these guys,
because they're talking about slavery.|
|00:32:55||They'll make us do stand-up comedy,
the same jokes every night for all eternity.|
|00:33:00||We'll be locked up like wild animals
and then trotted out to perform...|
|00:33:03||...for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed,
fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens.|
|00:33:07||Uh, what I'm trying to say is...|
|00:33:10||...we need your help!|
|00:33:13||Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now.|
|00:33:15||Right. And I'm a Shakespearean actor.|
|00:33:23||Mike? Michael? It's Stan. Stan Podolak.|
I need you to come out now, okay?|
|00:33:30||Because you got a baseball game
|00:33:33||And I'd look pretty stupid
if you don't show up.|
|00:33:37||Think Michael's all right?
I hate to leave him like this.|
|00:33:39||I'm sure he's fine. I think he just had to
get away from that Stan character.|
|00:33:44||- God, he's pathetic, isn't he?
|00:33:46||I'm gonna give us both twos back there.|
|00:33:48||We weren't in any kind of
emotional state to putt.|
|00:33:50||- I think that's fair.
|00:33:52||Now, if Mike is gone,
the NBA is gonna need some new people.|
|00:33:57||There's room at the top.|
|00:33:58||An exciting guy who could maybe
even perform at half-time.|
|00:34:01||You still tight with David Stern?
A phone call from you...|
|00:34:04||Look, I want to help, but I haven't
played basketball in a long time.|
|00:34:05||Look, I want to help, but I haven't
played basketball in a long time.|
|00:34:08||- My timing's all off.
- Eh, we'll fix your timing.|
|00:34:11||Look at our facilities.|
|00:34:13||We've got hoops.|
We got weights.|
|00:34:18||We've got balls. Whoa!|
|00:34:21||You sure do. This place is a mess.|
You're worried about a little mess?|
|00:34:26||There's nothing here
a little spit shine wouldn't fix.|
|00:34:29||- Spit shine!
- Spit shine!|
|00:34:52||You guys are nuts.|
|00:34:54||Correction: We're Looney Tunes.|
|00:34:57||And as such are the exclusive property
and trademark of Warner Bros. Inc.|
|00:35:21||Who are these guys?|
|00:35:22||Well, uh, remember the tiny aliens
I told you about?|
|00:35:28||You heard of the Dream Team?
Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy-man.|
|00:35:34||We're the Monstars. M-O-N-- Um--|
|00:35:38||Let's see what you got, chump.|
|00:35:41||I don't play basketball anymore.|
|00:35:43||"I don't play basketball anymore."|
|00:35:47||Maybe you're chicken.|
|00:35:50||I say, I resemble that remark.|
|00:35:53||You calling me chicken?|
|00:35:54||Hey. Come here.|
|00:36:00||Here you go. Take him.|
|00:36:03||Watch the footwork. Can you believe it?|
|00:36:07||Get out of the way.|
Hey, everybody. Look at your hero now.|
|00:36:21||You guys are making a big mistake.|
|00:36:23||You're all washed up, baldy.|
|00:36:28||He is not washed up.|
|00:36:30||- Michael's the greatest ever.
- Shut up.|
My poor little cranium.|
|00:36:38||- You okay?
- Yeah, are you okay?|
|00:36:43||You're not scared of them,
are you, Michael?|
|00:36:56||- Let's play some basketball.
Yeah, serve her! Come on! Rebound!|
You're Charles Barkley.|
|00:37:25||Girls. Come on over. Hurry up. Hurry.|
|00:37:28||Look. It's Charles Barkley.|
|00:37:31||Hey, can I play?|
|00:37:58||You're not Charles Barkley.|
|00:38:00||Just a wannabe who looks like him.|
|00:38:03||Sorry. Break out.|
|00:38:06||You shouldn't even be here. Be gone.|
|00:38:09||Wannabe. Be gone.|
Just a few more tests, gentlemen.|
|00:38:13||Electrolyte levels, glucose,
CBCs, RBCs, etcetera.|
|00:38:18||And we've scheduled a 12-lead
|00:38:20||...and neurological battery
to include EEG, reflex tests...|
|00:38:25||And this girl, 5-feet-nothing,
blocked my shot.|
|00:38:30||When did you first start having
|00:38:33||It wasn't a dream. It really happened.|
|00:38:38||And it climbed up my back
and into my brain.|
|00:38:43||Are there any other areas
|00:38:47||...where you find yourself
unable to perform?|
- Just asking.|
|00:38:59||I've been MRl'd, EKG'd,
x-rayed, laser beamed...|
|00:39:04||I promise I'll never swear again.|
|00:39:06||I'll never get another technical.|
|00:39:08||I'll never trash-talk.|
|00:39:10||I've got other skills.|
|00:39:11||- I could go back and work on the farm.
|00:39:14||Or maybe I could go back to the jungle
and be a missionary again.|
|00:39:17||What are you saying?
That I'm trying to disobey my mama?|
|00:39:20||I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.|
|00:39:22||But I love my mama.|
|00:39:24||Still can't find anything wrong with us.|
|00:39:26||Hey, maybe nothing's wrong with us.|
|00:39:28||That's right, Muggs.
Maybe it's just in our head.|
It's just some psychosomatic deal.|
|00:39:33||Or something to do with the moon,
or the alignment of the planet.|
|00:39:37||I'll never go outwith Madonna again.|
|00:39:39||[GRUNTING AND PANTING]|
|00:39:43||What are you doing?|
|00:39:45||- I'm, uh-- I'm fixing a divot.
|00:39:50||He's fixing a divot!|
|00:40:22||Has anyone here ever played basketball?|
|00:40:25||Um, I have.|
|00:40:28||I'd like to try out for the team.|
- Hi. My name is Lola Bunny.|
- Ha, ha. Yes.|
|00:40:37||Hello. Eh, my name is Bugs.|
|00:40:41||Ahem. You want to play a little
|00:40:45||- On the court, Bugs.
|00:40:50||Ooh. She's hot.|
|00:40:52||There she goes.|
|00:40:58||I got it. I got it.|
|00:41:03||That girl's got some skills.|
|00:41:11||Don't ever call me "doll."|
|00:41:19||Hey, nice playing with you.|
|00:41:23||Ah, she's obviously nuts about me.|
|00:41:27||[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]|
Okay. Where's the ball?|
|00:41:31||Let's do some drills.|
|00:41:38||Can anyone lend me a pair of sneakers?|
- Someone has to go to my house...|
|00:41:49||-...and pick up my basketball gear.
- To your house?|
|00:41:52||- In 3-D land?
|00:41:54||Whatever you do...|
|00:41:56||...don't forget my North Carolina shorts.|
|00:41:58||Your shorts? From college?|
|00:42:01||I wore them under my Chicago Bulls
uniform every game.|
|00:42:05||Hey. I washed them after every game.|
|00:42:09||- I did.
The view back here stinks.|
We're right in front of Michael's house.|
I knew that.|
Shh. Okay, let's go in this way.|
I say, let's go in that way.|
He just never learns.|
Now, let me see.|
|00:42:33||I must be very, very close.|
|00:42:41||[DOG BARKING AND DAFFY YELLING]|
|00:42:49||[KNOCK ON DOOR]|
|00:42:51||Well, well. I wonder who that could be.|
|00:42:57||Twinkle, twinkle, little star.|
|00:43:00||Shh. Everyone's sleeping.|
|00:43:03||- I knew that.
- Come on, come on.|
|00:43:05||We gotta find Michael's basketball stuff.|
|00:43:09||Nope. Nothing in here.|
|00:43:12||Nope. Ah, but a very nice dinette set.|
|00:43:16||Uh-uh. Not here.|
|00:43:19||Let's look upstairs.|
|00:43:20||Yes, oh, fearless leader.|
|00:43:23||So he needs his special underwear.|
You think she's got enough toys?|
|00:43:32||BUGS: Speaking of toys, you know all
those mugs and t-shirts and lunch boxes...|
|00:43:36||-...with our pictures on them?
|00:43:38||BUGS: You, uh, ever see any money
from all that stuff?|
|00:43:40||DAFFY: Ha. Not a cent.
BUGS: Hmm. Me neither.|
It's a crying shame.|
|00:43:45||We gotta get new agents.
We're getting screwed.|
We have found the trophy room.|
|00:43:50||Now spread out and search the place.|
|00:43:52||Yes, sahib. Oh, brother.|
|00:43:55||Here I am, in the peak of my form
playing second banana...|
|00:43:58||-...to some sort of a harebrain.
- Yap, yap, yap. Hmm.|
|00:44:01||This could be useful. Aha.|
|00:44:04||If this were a union job, I--|
|00:44:07||That's very nice.|
|00:44:09||Oh, one of his shoes.|
|00:44:16||Where is that other shoe?|
|00:44:19||Where are you?|
|00:44:25||Come to Papa.|
- What a fuzz-foot. You are so clumsy.|
|00:44:34||- Catch, feather head.
|00:44:40||- Well, time to go.
- Did we get everything?|
|00:44:45||- The shorts.
- The shorts.|
|00:44:49||Okay, I'll check.|
|00:44:55||I found the shorts.|
|00:45:04||- I'm right behind you, pal.
- Uh, that's none too reassuring.|
|00:45:08||Nice puppy. How's about a bone?|
|00:45:11||- No dice.
- What about a nice holiday ham?|
|00:45:15||- He ain't buying it. Can't we talk this over?
- Down, Beethoven.|
|00:45:18||Ooh. The kids are here.|
|00:45:23||Give it to me, Charles.|
|00:45:28||- Here you go, Bugs.
- Thanks, kid.|
|00:45:33||Bad dog. That is the last time
I'm ever working with dogs or children.|
- Hey, Where you going?|
|00:45:41||Well, uh, you see, the Looney Tunes have
a big basketball game coming up...|
|00:45:45||-...and, uh, your dad's gonna play.
- All right.|
|00:45:49||Yeah. But don't tell anybody.|
|00:46:08||I see aliens.|
|00:46:10||Little aliens from outer space.|
|00:46:14||They forced their way inside your bodies.|
|00:46:17||They need your talent
to win a basketball game against...|
PATRICK [WHISPERS]: Bugs Bunny?|
|00:46:24||I also see Michael Jordan
being sucked down a golf hole...|
|00:46:31||...by furry creatures.|
|00:46:32||- That's it. We're out of here.
- We're leaving now.|
|00:46:36||- Let's try some acupuncture.
- Good idea. Bye.|
This is it. This is it.|
This is it. This is it.|
|00:46:42||I don't know where you are, Michael,
but wherever you are...|
|00:46:45||...you obviously enjoy being there
more than spending time with me.|
|00:46:49||You better hope this Jordan character
still know how to play hoops.|
You and me both, brother.|
Listen, how is this for a new team name:|
|00:46:58||- The Ducks.
|00:47:00||What kind of Mickey Mouse organization
would name their team the Ducks?|
So sue me. It's just a suggestion.|
|00:47:12||You're doing it.|
|00:47:13||You're becoming mighty.|
PORKY: Come on, guys. No pain, no gain.|
|00:47:17||I don't hear it. What is it?|
|00:47:20||FOGHORN: Come on.
- Come on.|
|00:47:26||Look who's finally ready to play.|
|00:47:36||Let's see if I remember how to do this.|
|00:48:13||Is it really you? Oh!|
|00:48:16||Thank God you're all right.
Oh! I was so worried.|
|00:48:22||Come on, Stan. Don't hug me, please.|
- What are you doing here?|
|00:48:26||I gotta take you back.
You got baseball practice.|
|00:48:28||I can't. I'm helping my friends
in their basketball game.|
|00:48:36||Michael, you know that your friends
are cartoon characters?|
|00:48:42||Doesn't bother you, it doesn't bother me.
Let me help. Let me help. I can help.|
|00:48:47||- What can you do?
- Well, you know, I mean...|
|00:48:49||...I may not be very tall, but I'm slow.|
|00:48:53||- And large.
- And a dork.|
|00:48:55||I'll do anything, Michael. Anything.|
|00:49:02||Come here. Come here for a second.|
|00:49:05||- Sit right here.
- Okay. No problem.|
|00:49:09||All right. All right, let's go, team.|
|00:49:13||If somebody gets injured,
we could see a lot of minutes.|
|00:49:15||I'm a cheerleader.|
|00:49:36||FOREMAN: Mr. Commissioner,
we've got the place sealed off.|
Ladies and gentlemen, please, quiet!|
|00:49:44||Listen. After meeting with team owners,
I have decided...|
|00:49:48||...that until we can guarantee the health
and safety of our NBA players...|
|00:49:53||...there will be no more basketball
|00:50:35||Just get out of my way.|
|00:50:54||Are these the best seats?|
|00:50:55||Like them. Yes.|
|00:50:57||Can see everything from here.
|00:51:08||- Ready to go?
- Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Riot.|
|00:51:13||[IN DEEP VOICE]
Ladies and gentlemen...|
|00:51:17||...the starting lineup for the Tune Squad.|
The Wonder From Down Under...|
|00:51:29||...the Tazmanian Devil.|
|00:51:36||At small forward,
standing a scintillating 3-foot-2...|
|00:51:42||...The Heartthrob of the Hoops,
|00:51:50||At power forward,
The Quackster of the Courts, Daffy Duck.|
Thank you. Thank you.|
|00:52:01||Very funny. Let's all laugh at the duck.|
|00:52:05||And at point guard, standing 3-foot-3,
4 feet if you include the ears...|
|00:52:11||...co-captain of the Tune Squad...|
|00:52:15||...The Doctor of Delight, Bugs Bunny.|
|00:52:19||Thank you. Thank you.|
the player-coach of the Tune Squad...|
|00:52:28||...at 6-foot-6, from North Carolina...|
|00:52:31||...His Royal Airness, Michael Jordan.|
|00:52:41||Who? Is he a Looney Tune?|
|00:52:44||Uh-- Uh, well, perhaps.|
|00:52:49||- You guys ready?
- I'm set to take it to the rack, Jack.|
will wish they'd never been born.|
|00:52:55||- Guys, let's just go out and have fun.
The challengers for the Ultimate Game...|
|00:53:01||...all the way from Moron Mountain:|
|00:53:14||Go Monstars! Go Monsters!
|00:53:25||What are you looking at?|
|00:53:47||I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got the ball. I got the ball.|
|00:53:58||Way to go, boys.
Did you see the moves on that one?|
|00:54:02||BANG: Come on, show me something.
Come on, show me something.|
- The duck.|
Yeah, beat up on the duck.|
|00:54:20||She was wide open.|
|00:54:33||NAWT: Watch it, coming your way.
Watch out, watch out.|
|00:54:42||HOW did he do that?|
|00:54:46||- Nice shot, Mr. J.
- Hey, hey, come on. Get back on defense.|
|00:54:50||Way to go!|
|00:54:52||Air J! Air J!|
|00:54:57||- Feed me. Feed me.
- Feed you? Feed me.|
|00:55:04||- Bad old putty tat.
POUND: I'll take that, thank you.|
|00:55:08||Don't try this at home.|
I wish I was in the land of cott--|
|00:55:14||You going somewhere?|
|00:55:16||May I remind you, sir, that physical
violence is patently against the rules.|
|00:55:21||Yeow! Did you order Original Recipe
or Extra Crispy?|
|00:55:30||- Let's go.
|00:55:32||- Oh, boy. I'm ready. I can do this.
- The mouse? You picked the mouse?|
|00:55:35||- I love basketball. I always have. Do you?
|00:55:38||- You're big. I bet you're good.
|00:55:40||I'm small, but I'll try hard to be good.|
|00:55:42||- Okay. Yeah.
- Really, I will. I always try hard.|
|00:55:45||My morn says,
"Try your best at everything you do--"|
|00:55:50||Try to get by me, doll.|
|00:55:59||Don't ever call me "doll."|
|00:56:02||- Nice shot.
- Thanks, Bugs.|
|00:56:05||Where's the defense, boy?
I got you right here.|
|00:56:11||Piece of pie? Pork chop?
Some sorbet, perhaps?|
|00:56:34||Holy putty tat.|
|00:56:37||BUPKUS: Yeah, man, we got it going on.
One more half.|
Right, man. We got them.|
|00:56:42||Moron Mountain, here we come.|
|00:56:44||We're gonna be slaves.|
|00:56:46||Come on, guys, keep your head up.
Got a whole other half to play.|
|00:57:03||It's the boss.|
Hello, Mr. Swackhammer.|
|00:57:10||Not bad for the first half,
but we gotta keep this up.|
|00:57:14||No problem. We stole--|
|00:57:15||We stole talent from the best players
in the NBA.|
|00:57:18||From the NBA.|
|00:57:24||I smell something.|
|00:57:28||Uh, we have been playing really hard.|
- Not you, you idiot.|
|00:57:35||It's coming from over here.|
|00:57:43||-It's the chubby boy.
|00:57:47||It smells like a spy.|
|00:57:53||You guys need a publicist?
I can make you big. Ha, ha.|
|00:57:57||- I know we're down.
DAFFY: Yeah. Let's hear the story.|
|00:57:59||But I've been in this situation
many times before.|
|00:58:01||We can still win this thing.
It's not over with. We gotta come together.|
|00:58:05||We gotta believe in ourselves.
We can win this game.|
Yeah, right. That's gonna help us.|
|00:58:12||Looks like Stan just had
a close encounter with a bug-zapper.|
|00:58:16||Monstars. The Monstars.|
|00:58:23||DAFFY: Ooh. That's gotta hurt.
- You all right, Stan?|
|00:58:28||The Monsters stole the talent
from the NBA players.|
|00:58:36||So that's what happened to those guys.|
|00:58:38||I think we should qui-- Forfeit.|
- I didn't get dragged down here...|
|00:58:44||...just to get my butt whipped
by a bunch of ugly Monstars.|
|00:58:47||I ain't going out like that.
We're letting them push us around.|
|00:58:52||We gotta fight them back. We gotta take it
to them. We gotta get right in their faces.|
|00:58:57||What do you say?|
|00:58:59||Are you with me or not?|
|00:59:07||Finished? Great speech and all, doc.
You had them riveted.|
|00:59:10||- But, uh, didn't you forget something?
|00:59:14||Your secret stuff.|
|00:59:25||Whoa, nice deltoids.|
|00:59:30||Uh, stop hogging it, Mike.
We're your teammates.|
|00:59:36||DAFFY: Secret stuff?
- You wouldn't hold out on us, would you?|
|00:59:40||No, I mean,
I didn't think you guys really needed it.|
|00:59:42||I mean, you're so tough.
|00:59:45||We're also chicken, son. We need it bad.
|00:59:49||- Uh, I'd like some of that.
LOLA: Could I have a sip, please?|
|00:59:52||You know, this goes against everything
they taught me in health class.|
|00:59:56||Do you want to win or not?|
- All right.|
|01:00:03||How about we go out
and kick some alien butt, huh? Let's go.|
|01:00:06||- How about it? Ready?
|01:00:51||Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E.|
|01:01:09||Let's teach them a lesson.|
|01:01:27||PORKY: Going up.
POUND: You're mine, fool.|
A little surprise for you, my friends.|
|01:01:54||Ooh. This Will be good.|
|01:02:09||- Okay, birdie.
- Time out!|
|01:02:33||Shut up, you little bug.
Get away from me. Powwow.|
|01:02:36||All right. We're right back in this game.
Come on, now. Let's play tough defense.|
|01:02:40||Why didn't you get this guy?|
|01:02:42||POUND: He's a baseball player.
- Yeah, boss, a baseball player.|
|01:02:45||Looks like a basketball player to me.|
|01:02:48||Yeah, me too.|
|01:02:50||- He's the one I want for Moron Mountain.
|01:02:55||Are you talking to me?|
|01:02:57||Yeah, I'm talking to you.
You want a piece of me? Come and get it.|
|01:03:05||What did you have in mind?|
|01:03:07||Hat about we raise the stakes
a little bit?|
|01:03:13||If we win, you give the NBA
players their talent back.|
|01:03:17||But what if we win?|
|01:03:20||- If you win?
|01:03:22||You get me.|
|01:03:24||Good deal, boss.|
|01:03:25||Doc, you think that's a good ide--?|
You'll be our star attraction.|
|01:03:34||You'll sign autographs all day long.|
|01:03:38||And play one-on-one
with the paying customers.|
|01:03:44||And you'll always lose.|
|01:03:48||Do we have a deal?|
|01:04:01||I don't think you should have
done that, doc.|
|01:04:04||I have faith in my team.|
Feeding time, boys.|
|01:04:17||[BABBLES THEN YELLS]|
I don't want to go to school today.|
|01:04:40||I want to stay home
and bake cookies with you.|
|01:04:47||LOLA: I'm open, I'm open.
- Lola, Lola, heads up.|
POUND: Belly flop.|
Oh, my. Bugs!|
- Is this your man?|
|01:05:01||Are you okay?|
|01:05:03||Me? Oh, yeah. I'm fine.|
|01:05:05||Are you okay?|
|01:05:07||Oh, Bugs. Thank you.|
|01:05:10||Aw, it was nothing.|
|01:05:12||That was the nicest thing anyone's
ever done for me.|
|01:05:22||[WHISTLE BLOWS AND HORN BLARES]|
I could have been a contender.|
|01:05:28||The Monstars. The Monstars.|
|01:05:30||PLAYER: I could have had a...
|01:05:51||- We need a fifth player.
- Hey, coach, listen.|
|01:05:54||You got any more secret stuff?
I think it's starting to wear off.|
|01:05:57||It didn't wear off. It was just water.|
|01:06:00||You guys had the special stuff
inside of you all along.|
|01:06:03||Yeah, yeah, I knew that.
But listen, you got any more?|
|01:06:06||LOLA: I'll take some.
PORKY: Yeah, uh, can I have some too?|
|01:06:14||You're in at center.|
|01:06:16||Just guard the big guy, okay?|
|01:06:17||Guard him? Guard him? I'll smother him.|
|01:06:20||I'll be all over him like a cheap suit.
I'll be on him like stink on rice.|
|01:06:24||I tell you, he's going down.|
|01:06:32||Michael, over here. Over here.
Over here, I'm open.|
|01:06:47||Ha, ha. Nice sho--!|
Big man pancake.|
|01:06:57||Let's get him out of here.|
|01:07:31||How'd he do that?|
|01:07:32||Aw, anybody could do that, doc.
|01:07:38||No sweat. This is Looney Tune Land.|
|01:07:44||Ten seconds to go?
Thanks for telling me, doc.|
|01:07:48||I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
|01:07:51||...but if you don't find a fifth player,
your team will forfeit the game.|
- Precisely, Sir Altitude.|
|01:07:59||No way. We'll find someone.|
|01:08:01||[H U MS FAN FARE]|
|01:08:06||Whoa, whoa, whoa.|
|01:08:07||I didn't know Dan Aykroyd
was in this picture.|
|01:08:12||Perhaps I could be of some assistance.|
|01:08:15||That's our fifth guy.|
Now you get to live your dream. Let's go.|
|01:08:20||- All right.
- All right.|
|01:08:22||- We need to score two points--
- Here's how I see it.|
|01:08:26||- Kick it to the girl bunny down in the post.
|01:08:29||- You dish it back to the guy bunny.
- Got it.|
|01:08:31||- You swing it to Mike. You go to the hole.
|01:08:34||- And dominate.
- We're on defense.|
|01:08:36||- Oh, yeah.
- Whoa. I don't play defense.|
- Gonna have to listen to Mike on this.|
|01:08:42||Okay. Somebody steal the ball, get it to me
and I'll score before the time runs out.|
|01:08:47||Don't lose that confidence. Okay.|
|01:08:50||- Paws and wings in here. Okay.
|01:08:58||This is why I was born.|
|01:09:00||I thrive on pressure.|
|01:09:02||- Excuse me, uh, sorry.
- Yo, yo, easy on the trousers, Daf. Easy.|
|01:09:06||Pardon me. Mr. Murray,
something's really been bugging me.|
- Just how did you get here anyway?|
|01:09:14||Producer's a friend of mine.
Just had a teamster come and drop me off.|
|01:09:19||Well, that's how it goes.|
|01:09:21||Hey, you see this, uh, kind of chunky
fellow over here?|
|01:09:29||- Oh. Oh, that's good. Oh, yes.
- Let's do it. You the duck.|
|01:09:32||Now, let's all play fair. Here.|
|01:09:35||Yo, spaceman. Don't choke now.
|01:09:37||It's gut-check time.|
This must be mine. Woo-hoo!|
|01:09:46||This belongs to me.
I'm going this way. I'm going left.|
|01:09:49||Whoa! Don't ever trust an Earthling.|
Get the rabbit. Get the girl.|
|01:10:00||Come on, come on. I'm open.|
|01:10:04||- That's mine.
- Not today.|
BLANKO: Bring it on, dude.|
|01:10:22||Mike, I'm open!|
|01:11:02||The Tunes win!|
|01:11:10||That was a nice pass, man.|
|01:11:11||That was a great stretch
for the basket too.|
|01:11:13||You know, you really got some skills.
You might be able to play in the NBA.|
I'll probably quote you on that.|
|01:11:21||But I'm gonna take this opportunity
to retire from the game.|
|01:11:24||- No, come on.
|01:11:26||No, I'm gonna retire right now.
That's all there is to it.|
|01:11:28||I'm gonna go out on top,
undefeated and untied.|
|01:11:31||That's the way it's gonna be.|
|01:11:32||- You go celebrate with your team.
- Come help us, man.|
|01:11:35||I'd like to, but I have to ice down my knees
right away, okay? They're starting to go.|
|01:11:40||- All right. Goodbye, man.
- All right, see you.|
|01:11:44||- Are you sure?
- Yes. Definitely sure. Definitely.|
|01:11:51||- Choke artists.
- Sorry again.|
|01:11:52||Wait till I get you back
on Moron Mountain.|
|01:11:57||All right. The party's over.
Get in the spaceship.|
|01:12:00||Why do you take it from this guy?|
|01:12:02||Because he's bigger.|
|01:12:06||Than we used to be.|
|01:12:10||What are you doing?|
|01:12:12||- Wait. What are you doing? Wait.
POUND: Come here.|
|01:12:31||Had it in you all the time, didn't you?|
|01:12:35||One thing, though.
Pass me the ball, Bugs.|
|01:12:38||You gotta give my friends
their talent back.|
|01:12:40||Do we have to?|
|01:12:42||Yeah, it's part of the deal.
Touch the ball.|
|01:12:49||BLANKO: Fair is fair.
- There you go. Touch it.|
|01:12:59||That was so much fun.|
|01:13:01||I feel so insignificant.|
|01:13:04||My clothes don't fit.|
|01:13:06||- What a trip.
- Ha, ha. I'm up for another one.|
|01:13:08||Can we ask you a favor, Mr. Bunny?|
|01:13:11||We don't want to go back
to Moron Mountain.|
|01:13:13||- We hate it up there.
- It stinks.|
|01:13:17||Um, I was thinking,
could we stay here with you?|
|01:13:23||Eh, I don't know if you guys
are looney enough.|
|01:13:27||[HUMMING "LOONEY TUNES" THEME]|
|01:13:34||Michael, do you know what time it is?|
|01:13:36||Seven-TWP Seven-ffiv- Quarter past 7.|
|01:13:40||Exactly. You've got a baseball game
in five minutes.|
|01:13:43||Okay. Take this.|
|01:13:46||- Is it safe?
- Yeah, put it in my bag.|
|01:13:48||Okay. Let's go.|
|01:13:51||I really enjoyed playing with you guys.|
|01:13:53||You guys got a lot of, uh...|
|01:13:56||- A lot of, uh...
|01:13:58||Well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it.|
|01:14:00||[CHATTERING AND CHUCKLING]|
|01:14:02||All right. Gotta go.|
- Eh, Mike.|
|01:14:07||- Stay out of trouble.
- You know I will.|
We want Michael! We want Michael!|
|01:14:19||The delay is killing us. Where's Michael?|
|01:14:23||Where is Michael?|
|01:14:25||Oh, he's not back from his other game.|
|01:14:27||- What other game?
|01:14:29||Uh-uh. What other game?|
|01:15:05||Ladies and gentlemen...|
|01:15:29||Guys, we suck.|
My grandmother plays better than I do.|
|01:15:35||At least you guys are still tall.
I'm nothing now. Just another short guy.|
|01:15:39||- You got that right.
- That's the only thing you got right.|
|01:15:46||- Who's that?
- Who's that?|
|01:15:47||SHAWN: I don't know.
- Been getting your butts kicked?|
|01:15:50||MUGGSY: Who's that?
|01:15:51||- What's up?
- Why are you here?|
|01:15:53||Don't be embarrassed. Just face it.|
|01:15:56||You guys stink.|
|01:15:58||- Come on, Mike. Lighten up.
- I know, man.|
|01:16:01||You want your games back, huh?
What little games you had to begin with.|
|01:16:04||-It's hard enough as it is, Mike.
- Give us a break.|
|01:16:08||I'm gonna regret this.|
|01:16:11||Stan, give me the ball.|
|01:16:17||Look at that.|
|01:16:19||Looks like something from Star Trek.|
|01:16:22||- Touch it.
- No way, Jose.|
|01:16:25||Pat, you want your talent back?
You don't have any choice. Just touch it.|
|01:16:29||- I don't know.
- Don't touch it.|
|01:16:31||You're gonna walk around with a bad game
for the rest of your career.|
|01:16:34||Touch the ball.|
|01:16:41||We've tried everything else.|
|01:16:53||Come on, Charles. Touch it.|
|01:16:56||The rest of you guys. Just touch it.|
|01:17:05||- What was that?
- I liked that, Mike.|
|01:17:08||Hey, I caught it.|
|01:17:10||SHAWN: Look at Muggsy handle the rock.
LARRY: Handle it, baby.|
|01:17:13||- I can handle that rock again.
LARRY: That's the old Muggs I know.|
Yeah, get height now.|
|01:17:19||It gave me my powers back.|
|01:17:21||That wasn't bad.
Let me show you something.|
|01:17:25||- The Round Mound is back.
- Want to see something?|
Oh, man. That felt good.|
|01:17:35||SHAWN: I got it.
MUGGSY: You got it. Yeah, baby.|
|01:17:37||Hey, Michael. Why don't you stay,
play some three-on-three with us?|
|01:17:41||No, I don't think so.|
|01:17:43||You gonna work on that baseball swing?|
|01:17:45||Leave the baseball player alone.
He doesn't play basketball anymore.|
|01:17:50||He probably doesn't even
have it anymore, guys.|
|01:17:52||Michael, do you hear them?|
|01:17:54||They don't think
you can play the game anymore.|
|01:18:00||There's only one way to find out.|
The Chicago Bulls welcome back...|
|01:18:27||What's the matter, Bill?|
|01:18:31||Larry, that could have been me.|
|01:18:33||Will you get off that kick?
It's over. It's done with. You can't play.|
|01:18:44||Let's go, Bulls.|
|01:26:54||Well, that's all, folks.|
|01:26:56||That's my line.|
|01:26:59||Step aside, babe. Let a star do this.|
|01:27:04||That's all, folks.|
|01:27:07||Can I go home now?|