Dazed and Confused

00:02:35I've got your final tests here.
00:02:38Everybody did pretty well. Uh, I'm gonna call your—
00:02:41I'm headed this way.
00:02:44- Later. - So, what did we decide?
00:02:47- About what? - About tonight.
00:02:49Oh, uh, look, I'll probably get, you know, hung up with the guys maybe, you know, later.
00:02:54- Why don't we just meet at the party? - All right.
00:02:56- Wouldn't want you waitin' around for me all night anyway. - All right. Whatever.
00:03:00- Cool. I'll see ya later? - Bye.
00:03:02Bye.
00:03:16- Slater-san. - Hey, man.
00:03:21- How's it goin'? - Fixin' to be a lot better, man.
00:03:25- What time is your party tonight, man? - 9:30, man.
00:03:289:30. Hmm.
00:03:30Okay. Um, I'll be there, man.
00:03:34Slater, alligator.
00:03:36Wait, wait. I gotta cruise by this afternoon...
00:03:40on a little business, if you know what I'm talkin' about, so —
00:03:43- That's what you're talkin'about. - That's what I'm talkin' about, man.
00:03:46Oh, man, I'm fuckin' wasted.
00:03:52Walkin' down the hall by myself.
00:03:56Smokin' a "J" with 50 elves.
00:03:58- Later. - Woodward. Bernstein.
00:04:02Guess that makes you Deep Throat.
00:04:04- So, is this a smoked or a liquid lunch? - Hey.
00:04:07Smoked, right?
00:04:09- So, guys, are we gonna play poker tonight? - Count me out.
00:04:12- Sure. - Uh, I'll probably be going to Pickford's party later, okay? So —
00:04:15- No. We should do somethin' like that. - Yeah.
00:04:17- Goodwin's on his senior trip. We can play poker anytime. - Go to a party?
00:04:20- "Go to a p —"? Come on. - Come on.
00:04:22- Mike. Cynthia. - It's under control.
00:04:24- I don't feel comfortable at those kinds of things. - Pick us up at 8:00.
00:04:26- Okay. All right. - It's gonna be all right.
00:04:28- Guess we're going to the party. Okay. - All right.
00:04:32Oh, Mike. I gotta tell you about this dream I had last night.
00:04:36- Oh, yeah? Why's that? - But, um...
00:04:38- you gotta promise not to tell anyone. - Yeah, sure.
00:04:40- No. Say, "I promise. " - Jesus.
00:04:43- I promise not to tell anyone. - Okay, thank you.
00:04:45Um, well —
00:04:47Okay, there I am, and I'm gettin' it on —
00:04:50You know, with what had this perfect female body.
00:04:53Uh-huh.
00:04:55But —
00:04:57- What? What? What? - Um, I can't say.
00:04:59Come on, man. You can't give a buildup like that and not deliver.
00:05:02I mean, come on. A perfect female body. It's not a bad start.
00:05:07But the head of Abraham Lincoln.
00:05:09- Ah. - I mean, the hat and the beard.
00:05:13Oh, well. Best not think too deeply on this one, right?
00:05:16- Best not. - Um, I gotta get some stuff from Mr. Birchfield.
00:05:19- Uh, see you in a few minutes. - I understand. Right. I'm sorry.
00:05:23Gilligan's transistor radio mouth. Yeah. That was a good one.
00:05:28Hey. What about that one where that sexy surfer guy catches that huge wave and lands on the island?
00:05:34- Oh, yeah! - Do you remember that? - "Sexy surfer guy. "
00:05:36- The Mosquitoes. Do you remember that? - Pink, let's go.
00:05:39- Come on. - They were a rock group. Ginger and Mary Ann formed their own group—
00:05:42Look, man. I can't go yet until Miss Wilk gets here.
00:05:44- So why don't you go get Benny and check me out on the way back, okay? - All right.
00:05:49- What? - Coach gave me something to give to you.
00:05:56- They're really doing this. - Yeah.
00:05:58He wants them all back by the end of the day too. Can you believe that one?
00:06:01- And everybody's signing it? - Just to get him off our back.
00:06:03The coaches are just being fucking assholes. Know what I'm saying?
00:06:06I mean, you sign it, you never think about it again. Just let it go.
00:06:10- You're gonna make a big deal out of this, aren't you?
00:06:16You —You're gettin' air from there, man. It's no good. You see this?
00:06:19It's gotta be tight.
00:06:21- You're gonna have to put some gum around the base of that to get a good hit.
00:06:28Slate.
00:06:33Benny. Psst.
00:06:35- Man, I ain't believin'that shit— - Two minutes.
00:06:38About Bonham's one-hour drum solo.
00:06:41One hour of drums? You couldn't handle that shit on strong acid, man.
00:06:47Okay.
00:06:50Okay. We're gonna go to the bathroom.
00:06:53Could you guys let Miss Wilks know?
00:06:57All right. This is totally amazing.
00:06:59"I voluntarily agree to not indulge in any alcohol, drugs...
00:07:03"or engage in any other illegal activity...
00:07:05"that may in any way jeopardize the years of hard work...
00:07:08we as a team have committed to our goal of a championship season in '76."
00:07:14- What bullshit. - The guys are actually signing this crap?
00:07:16- Apparently. - God, what are they gonna do next?
00:07:18- Like, give you guys urine tests or something? - I didn't know that drugs and alcohol...
00:07:22were such a big problem that they had to resort to neo-McCarthyism.
00:07:25I think they're just afraid some of us might be having too good a time.
00:07:28It's the old age suppressing youth thing, you know.
00:07:30- "Neo-McCarthyism. " I like that. - Oh, that's good, Tony.
00:07:33And there you guys were in class trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes...
00:07:37without even a hint of irony.
00:07:40What in the hell are you talking about, girl?
00:07:42- You weren't thinking about it, were you? - Gilligan's Island?
00:07:46It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy.
00:07:49- Oh, my— - Think about it.
00:07:51You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women.
00:07:55One, a seductive sex goddess type.
00:07:58The other, a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt.
00:08:02So guys have it all. The Madonna and the whore.
00:08:04Women get nothing.
00:08:07We get a geek, an overweight middle-age guy...
00:08:10some nerdy scientific type.
00:08:12- I mean— - The professor is sexy.
00:08:15Pink, come on, man.
00:08:18We're off to raise some hell. Look at that. Look at that!
00:08:20- Guys. - Look at—
00:08:23- All right. Let's go kick some ass. - Hey, you guys.
00:08:25- You guys, wait up. - What?
00:08:27- Benny. - What?
00:08:29- I have a favor to ask ya. - What do you need?
00:08:31Take it easy on my brother this summer, okay?
00:08:33- All of you. - Mitch Kramer?
00:08:35- Yeah. Mitch Kramer. - Yeah.
00:08:37- I'm gonna give him a beating he'll never forget. - Ow!
00:08:40Well, just don't get him more than the other guys. Any of you.
00:08:43- Kind of little. All right? - Got our word, sis.
00:08:46- Little brother'll be okay. - Thanks. See you guys.
00:08:48Ow!
00:08:50Benny!
00:08:53- These guys. I don't know. - Oh, you love it.
00:08:55Oh, there's just a little bit of bullshit in all that, right?
00:08:58Major bullshit. He's a dead man. He's fuckin' dead.
00:09:01- Shotgun! - Shotgun!
00:09:06Check it out, boys, huh? I've been waitin'three long years for this one.
00:09:09- Oh, yeah. - Thosejunior high kids are dead meat. I promise you.
00:09:13- Beat 'em! - Oh, man. Oh, yeah.
00:09:24Okay, all you freshman fucks. Listen up.
00:09:28It's your lucky day. Usually you'd be spending your freshman summer getting your asses busted...
00:09:33and running for your worthless little lives...
00:09:36but this year, because we feel so sorry for you...
00:09:38we're gonna take it easy on you...
00:09:41and save us all a lot of time.
00:09:43So, if you meet here — right here —
00:09:46after school today...
00:09:48you only get one lick from each of us.
00:09:50But you run like cowards —
00:09:52well, it's open season all summer long, boys.
00:09:57Oh, yeah. Mitch Kramer?
00:10:00Mitchy. Mitchy, Mitchy, Mitchy.
00:10:04We're looking for you, pal.
00:10:06Your ass will be purple before the day is over.
00:10:10Have a nice afternoon.
00:10:14You better get out of town.
00:10:16Go spend the summer with your grandparents or somethin'.
00:10:21Hey, man. You are gonna show up to our game tonight, aren't you?
00:10:24Yeah. I'm pitching. I kind of have to.
00:10:27How should we inscribe your tombstone?
00:10:30How about "Ben Over"?
00:10:33Yeah, right, pissant. Why aren't they after anybody else?
00:10:36They are, man. Believe me.
00:10:39I know, man.
00:10:41- Come on, Mel. Hop on. - Let's go, boy.
00:10:53Oh, shit.
00:10:57Hey, Coach.
00:11:00So, tell me.
00:11:02Any of you girls gonna be ready to play some football this fall?
00:11:05- Oh, yeah. - I don't know, Coach.
00:11:07You know, uh, I been doing so good in English classes, you know...
00:11:10I figured I'd take next fall off and become a writer.
00:11:13What do you think about that, huh?
00:11:15Boy, you wouldn't know how to write your name if it wasn't stenciled on your locker.
00:11:19No, seriously. Everybody. Now, don't go getting soft on me this summer.
00:11:22You know, you're sitting around the pool all day, chasing the muff around.
00:11:27Break down!
00:11:29Hell, man. My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies.
00:11:33Of course, she's 6'3", 250.
00:11:35Runs a 4.540.
00:11:37What's the matter with you, Floyd?
00:11:39What, quarterbacks don't have to do what their coaches say? Is that it?
00:11:43Dawson, did you give him that pledge sheet?
00:11:45- The pledge sheet. You give it to him? - Yeah, Coach. It's right here.
00:11:48Randy, if you could get that back to us by the end of the day, we'd feel a lot better about it.
00:11:53- You guys see that he does this, okay? - All right, Coach.
00:11:55See ya, Coach.
00:11:57- Randy Floyd. - Aw, shit.
00:12:00Before next fall, you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment, young man.
00:12:04You better get your priorities straight.
00:12:06And watch out with that other crowd you're runnin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed.
00:12:10- Hey! - Uh-oh, Pink.
00:12:12I want that piece of paper on my desk before you leave here today. Do you hear me?
00:12:24Get an attitude adjustment. You know what I mean?
00:12:27- Priorities straight, buddy. - Runs with a bad crowd.
00:12:29- Bad people. - Watch yourself.
00:12:31Yeah, well, I've got Coach's and everybody else's attitude-adjusted priorities...
00:12:37right here.
00:12:40- Yeah, that's good, Pink. - Yeah.
00:12:44Oh! Did you know O'Bannion flunked?
00:12:47Yeah. What a dumb-shit.
00:12:52Whoo! Y'all ready to bust some ass?
00:12:56- What's up, Don? Benny. Melvin. - Hey.
00:12:58- See ya later. - Good to see ya.
00:13:00Yeah.
00:13:03Hey. We gotta take your truck. I'm low on gas. All right?
00:13:06- We need to take my truck? - Yeah. Okay?
00:13:08- Yeah. - Good.
00:13:10- What are you doing? Picking up trash? - What? What?
00:13:13Man, I was just waiting for one of them idiot coaches to piss me off again.
00:13:16I think you take the whole thing a little too personal.
00:13:19I think you just gotta — You gotta shake it off.
00:13:22Don, have you ever thought about why we play football?
00:13:25I mean, how many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player, huh?
00:13:31I don't know. A few probably.
00:13:34A few? Don, all I'm saying is that...
00:13:37I bet we could do just as well if we were in a band or somethin'.
00:13:41Well, I gotta put in a final appearance. So —
00:13:43Wait a minute. Who you got goin' in there? Shh.
00:13:48Vicky. Vicky!
00:13:50Come on. Let's skip out. Let's go get naked right now. Let's go.
00:13:53Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
00:13:54- Mr. Dawson. - Yeah.
00:13:56Why don't you take it somewhere else?
00:13:58Oh, Mr. Floyd. Are you gracing us with your presence today?
00:14:01Uh, might as well.
00:14:04You know, Ginny, I was thinking maybe you and I can get together over the summer.
00:14:08It'll be legal. We could make things happen. I'll keep it mum's the word.
00:14:11I promise. I swear to you.
00:14:18At the party tonight, I heard there's gonna be a girl with knockers this big.
00:14:21- Bullshit. - Promise. Two handfuls. - Shut up, Carl.
00:14:23- No way. - Yes.
00:14:25- Uh-uh. - Hey. Psst. Hey.
00:14:28Pentico got his brother's car. Let's go.
00:14:31- Cool, man. - Cool.
00:14:33- Go talk to him. - I'm not going alone.
00:14:36Come on. Come on. Ask him.
00:14:38Uh, Mr. Payne, sir...
00:14:41you know, every second that you could let us out early...
00:14:45would really increase our chances of survival.
00:14:49It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle.
00:14:54"Men!
00:14:56Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of ya ain't comin' back. "
00:15:02Okay.
00:15:06You know, the '68 Democratic Convention...
00:15:09was probably the most bitchin'time I ever had in my life.
00:15:11Hey, guys. One more thing. Hey. This summer...
00:15:15when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth ofJuly brouhaha...
00:15:19don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact...
00:15:21that a bunch of slave-owning aristocratic white males...
00:15:24didn't want to pay their taxes.
00:15:26- Yeah! - Have a good summer.
00:16:25Hey. Over there. Let's get 'em.
00:16:35Hey! No cutting.
00:16:53Hey. Hey, hey.
00:16:55Hey!
00:16:59- Run, man!
00:17:04Jump in. Come on. We gotta go.
00:17:06Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:17:08- Whoo! - Hurry up, Hirshfelder. We're gonna leave your ass.
00:17:11- Sorry, man. - Come on. Let's go. Come on.
00:17:13- Whoa. Back it up. Back it up. - Oh, shit!
00:17:16- Whoo-ee! Ducks on the pond. - How you doin', boys?
00:17:21Whoo!
00:17:27Wake up, bitch. Wake up.
00:17:29Open. Open. Hey, hey. Open.
00:17:37Okay. Open wide.
00:17:40Open wide.
00:17:44- Open. Yeah. - What do you think?
00:17:46All right. We got 'em.
00:17:49Hey, you. Come here.
00:17:53You.
00:17:55- Who are you? - Uh, nobody.
00:17:58I mean, I wasn't in the truck.
00:18:01- Are you a freshman? - Yeah.
00:18:04Well, are you in, or are you out?
00:18:06- In. - Let's go.
00:18:12Come on! Let's go!
00:18:14Go! Come on! Hurry up!
00:18:16Oh, man. We're screwed!
00:18:18- Pentico, lose them. - I'm tryin', man!
00:18:21Whoo!
00:18:24- Let's go! Come on! - Who you fuckin' with?
00:18:27- Come on! Come on! Go, go, go, go! - Drive! Drive this piece of shit!
00:18:30Shut up, man. Here they come.
00:18:36Fucking turn!
00:18:42Oh, shit!
00:18:47- Come on! Let's go! Whoo!
00:18:50Oh, shit! Here they come!
00:18:53I think we really pissed them off, man. Just drop me off at my house.
00:18:56- Are you still with me? - Yeah. I guess.
00:18:59- This is my house. - They're slowing down.
00:19:01You get out and get 'em. You get out.
00:19:04- Good luck, man. Be there tonight. - All right.
00:19:09All right. I'll catch up with you guys later. Go, go, go.
00:19:15- Oh, shit. - Oh, nice try, freshmen.
00:19:18Tell you what. Just for being such brave little kids...
00:19:21I'm only gonna give each of ya five licks, okay?
00:19:24All right. Grab a pole then, kids. Let's get goin'.
00:19:27I don't think so, creep.
00:19:30Mom!
00:19:32Carl, get in the house. Get in the house!
00:19:36And you — Get the hell off my property.
00:19:40Oh. Well, I'm sorry, ma'am. I was just escorting your fine young son home from school.
00:19:45There's— There were some ruffians about, and I—
00:19:48Oh, and, uh, Mitch, Carl.
00:19:51We'll be seeing each other again.
00:19:57Oh, that's it. I fuckin'saw that, you little sack of shit. You two are fuckin'dead!
00:20:02You hear me? You're fuckin' dead!
00:20:05Excuse me. Thank you.
00:20:10All right, you little freshman bitches.
00:20:14Air raid!
00:20:18That was pathetic!
00:20:20You guys are crumbs!
00:20:22Let's try it again! That means get up, you lazy little bitches. Get up!
00:20:26You heard her!
00:20:28Air raid!
00:20:31That was horrible, you little slut girls. You little freshman sluts. Get up!
00:20:35Get up! Up! Up! Up!
00:20:39Air raid!
00:20:42What's fascinating is the way not only the school...
00:20:44but the entire community seems to be supporting this — or at least turn their heads.
00:20:47- They apparently have permission to use the parking lot. - Right.
00:20:49No parents seem to mind. You know. They're selling concessions.
00:20:52- I mean — - I know.
00:20:54The seniors, we tried. We —We gave you all a chance.
00:20:57But since you little prick-teases can't follow instructions...
00:21:02we're just gonna have to try something else, won't we?
00:21:05Seniors —
00:21:08You love us. Smile. You love us.
00:21:17Turn over.
00:21:22Suffer, sisters!
00:21:24Suffer!
00:21:26Whoo!
00:21:33Eat it! Open wide!
00:21:37- Open wide! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! - # Why can't we be friends #
00:21:41Yes! Whoo!
00:21:43Love it, girls. Love it!
00:21:45Gorgeous babies.
00:21:50Welcome to high school, honey.
00:21:52- You love it, honey. - You little bitch!
00:21:55#I remember you when you drank my wine #
00:22:00- # Why can't we be friends # - Go!
00:22:03Propose to Mr. Dawson.
00:22:05You idiot.
00:22:08- Will you marry me? - Don't know. What's in it for me?
00:22:11- Suck on it harder. - Anything you want.
00:22:14- Anything? - Anything.
00:22:16Go like this.
00:22:19- Do you spit or swallow? - Oh —
00:22:22Whatever you I-like.
00:22:25Whatever I like? I would definitely marry you.
00:22:27- That is so degrading. - Let's go.
00:22:31- You're an asshole. - Yes, I am.
00:22:33That's terrible, man. It's horrible.
00:22:36Aha!
00:22:39I just want you guys to know I feel for you, man.
00:22:42I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're a senior.
00:22:45But you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies!
00:22:49Fry! Fry!
00:22:51- Hi. - Hi.
00:22:53- Hello there. - I would like for you to propose to Tony.
00:22:57Oh, God.
00:22:59On your knees.
00:23:07Will you marry me?
00:23:09- What am I supposed to say here? - I — I don't know.
00:23:11Um, what'll you do for me, huh?
00:23:14Um, anything you want.
00:23:16- Imagine the possibilities. - Oh, Jesus.
00:23:19No, seriously, you can stand up.
00:23:21- Um, what's your name? - Sabrina.
00:23:23- I'm Tony. - Hi.
00:23:25- Anthony actually. - Sorry.
00:23:27- This is Mike. - Hey.
00:23:29We were just discussing the utter stupidity of these initiation rituals...
00:23:33and we were —we're kind of wondering why someone like you...
00:23:35would subject yourself to the losing end of it all.
00:23:38What are we having? Social hour over here?
00:23:40I'm supposed to be being a bitch. Back to the pit.
00:23:43All right, kiddo.
00:23:45- It's almost over. Don't worry about it. - So, uh, am I mistaken...
00:23:48or was there a little unspoken thing going on with that young vixen?
00:23:50- You stud. - You know how it is.
00:23:52- I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her. - I bet she is.
00:23:56Okay, girlies! It's hot out here, and I'm really sick of looking at all of you.
00:24:01So let's just — Let's get out of here.
00:24:03What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch.
00:24:07Let's go! Get in the truck!
00:24:10Get in the truck! Come on!
00:24:12You know, maybe if you ever left the poker table —
00:24:14Maybe if I ever left the poker table? What about you?
00:24:16Whatever. I mean, the point is, that's why we're going out tonight. You know?
00:24:20Who knows? You might experience something a little more tangible than an Abraham Lincoln dream.
00:24:25- That's, like, a hairline fracture right there. - Shit.
00:24:27- What's that about? What'd you do? - I wouldn't doubt it.
00:24:29My boy Benny was wearing their asses out, boy!
00:24:31- Shit. - I just gave him a little beating he'll never forget.
00:24:36Here's to ya, Ma.
00:24:39That's your fucking mother.
00:24:41Say, man. Fuck the coaches, man. Just do it for us, man.
00:24:44- You picked this thing up? - Yeah. You know.
00:24:46Hey. What are you doin'?
00:24:49- He ain't doin' shit now. - What?
00:24:51Got any more details of my life you got figured out you can let me in on, Ben?
00:24:54Lots of details.
00:24:57- Hey, O'Bannion, what are you doing? - What's happening?
00:25:00Oh, you didn't hear, did you?
00:25:02- What? - Didn't hear I got a shotgun pulled on my ass?
00:25:04- No way! - Swear to God.
00:25:06# Seniors are the best #
00:25:08# Seniors, seniors #
00:25:10S-E- N-I-O-R-S ##
00:25:14Oh, my God!
00:25:18# Seniors, seniors #
00:25:20#They are the best #
00:25:34Ow. Freezing!
00:25:37Hey, Mrs. Pickford.
00:25:39Hi, guys. You here to see Kevin?
00:25:41- No. Actually, we came here to see you. - Oh.
00:25:44- Bet you're glad school's out, aren't you? - Yeah. We got our report cards today.
00:25:47- How did you do? - Straight A's.
00:25:50- Both of you? - Yeah.
00:25:52- Big trip, huh? - We're going away for the weekend.
00:25:54- Oh, you're taking Kev with ya, huh? - No. He's staying here.
00:25:57Oh. Oh, he is. Oh.
00:25:59- Thanks. - Go on in. He's up there somewhere.
00:26:08- Let's get together sometime. All right? - Yeah. That'd be fun.
00:26:12- All right. - Be lots of fun.
00:26:14- Yeah. - What do you do? I mean, for fun.
00:26:16Usually just hang out with the girls. You know, drive around. That kind of stuff.
00:26:19There's a big party tonight. It should be really great.
00:26:22- Oh. - So —
00:26:25- Do you want to come? - Yeah.
00:26:27- Yeah? - Yeah. That'd be fun.
00:26:29- Cool. Think it'll be all right? - It'll be fine.
00:26:31- Great. We'll pick you up at about 8:30. - Okay. Cool.
00:26:33- See you then. - Okay. Bye-bye.
00:26:35Bye.
00:26:37All right. Let's go. We gotta get ready.
00:26:49Sample of the goods.
00:26:53Fifteen bucks.
00:26:59Can you spot me 10?
00:27:01I'll pay you, like, Tuesday and shit.
00:27:08Thank you.
00:27:10"Shebanga. " Who is it?
00:27:13- Kevin, I think you need to come out here a minute. - Hide the shit.
00:27:16- Oh, man. It reeks in here. - Shit.
00:27:19Slater, get up.
00:27:21Kevin, there's someone out here who says he needs to talk to you.
00:27:25Here. What about?
00:27:27Go get the door man. Here.
00:27:30- Slater, lose it. - Kevin, open the door.
00:27:32- Quick! - Lose it, man. Damn.
00:27:37Hey, Dad, Ma. What's up?
00:27:39- Did you order some kegs of beer? - No.
00:27:42Well, there's a fella in a beer truck out on the street that says you did.
00:27:45- Oh, really? - Yeah.
00:27:47Just a sec.
00:27:53Shit.
00:27:57- That guy said I ordered a keg of beer? - Yeah.
00:28:00He said it was to be delivered to the Pickford residence.
00:28:03- This address? - This address.
00:28:05That's kind of funny. Why don't I go out there and see what's goin' on?
00:28:09Yeah. I think you better.
00:28:11I'll be right back.
00:28:13You guys know anything about a party here tonight?
00:28:18- No, sir. - No.
00:28:25Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
00:28:27Hey, man.
00:28:29- Aren't you a little bit early? - Uh —
00:28:33Yeah. About an hour and a half.
00:28:35But, see, I wanted to get here early, see if anyone's here.
00:28:37- I got this little action happening tonight, man, if you know what I mean. - So I guess you got the wrong house.
00:28:44Oh.
00:28:46Yeah. Inconvenience for you. I'm sorry. Uh, wrong Mr. Pickford all together.
00:28:51Hey. These things happen. Don't worry about it, Ben.
00:28:54Yeah.
00:28:58Were you going to have a party here tonight, Son?
00:29:01I don't know what that was all about.
00:29:03Start unpacking. We're not goin' anywhere.
00:29:06Frank—
00:29:09- Fucker! - Frank—
00:31:08Oh, look out! Look out! Look out! Aaah!
00:31:10Hey, batter, batter, batter, swing!
00:31:18Strike two!
00:31:20Time.
00:31:23Kramer, one more pitch. You better get this kid out or we're really gonna beat your ass.
00:31:27We're gonna beat you like a running mule.
00:31:31Hey, man. Forget about those guys. Let's just get this last guy out, okay?
00:31:36Easy for your ass to say.
00:31:38- Hey, man. There's nothing you can do about it. - I'll beat you too.
00:31:41- How'd they all know I was gonna be here? - Hey, Kramer!
00:31:43Quit stallin'! Let's go, baby! We're waiting for you!
00:31:46I hope you got more than a jockstrap under there, you little rat!
00:31:48Just because you're not gonna be able to sit down for the rest of the summer, don't let it affect your concentration.
00:31:53- Up yours. - Hey, Mitch.
00:31:55Could you do the rest of us a favor and leave through the gate in right field?
00:31:58That'll draw them all out of here.
00:32:00I mean, they're gonna get you anyway.
00:32:04Yeah. Get out of here.
00:32:06- Who are you, buddy? - What are you looking at? Keep your head in the game. Concentrate!
00:32:27Strike three! Ball game!
00:32:47Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game.
00:32:51- Yeah, right. Right. Yeah. Right. - Good game. Good game.
00:32:56Yeah, right. Good game. Good game, man. Good game.
00:33:00Oh, yeah. Good game. Good game.
00:33:02Way to go, buddy. Way to go.
00:33:06Way to go.
00:33:08Come here, man!
00:33:10Mitchy.
00:33:12- Oh, what happened to your buds? - Aw, you're all alone.
00:33:17- Hey, Mi — Oh. - Oh.
00:33:19- Hey, Mitch. Mitch! Hey! - Kramer.
00:33:24- How's your dad doing? - Uh, he's doing great.
00:33:29This arm ready to throw about 2,000 yards next fall?
00:33:32Oh. I don't know. We'll see.
00:33:35We're depending on you boys.
00:33:37And let me tell you what. You're looking good.
00:33:41Thirteen starters coming back. Twenty-two lettermen.
00:33:44- Lookin' tough. - Yeah.
00:33:47- Well, uh, you folks take care. - Okay. Good to see you, Randy.
00:35:06Whoa!
00:35:08Oh, God! You know that hurt! You know that hurt him, man.
00:35:11- What's goin' on here? - Oh, Pink, man. You missed it. Whoo!
00:35:14- What's up, buddy? - Where you guys headed off to now?
00:35:16- We're going up to the Emporium. Gonna join us? - Yeah. See you up there.
00:35:21You should sign my paddle later.
00:35:23- I gotta get seconds with him. - Wait, wait, wait.
00:35:25- This is just too slick. - You next, Pink?
00:35:28- Sure. - All right. Say, you already got the kid.
00:35:31All right. Fuck it. You know what? I'm gonna go find your little skinny partner Carl...
00:35:35and his mom, and let me tell you something, I took it easy on you.
00:35:38All right? Yeah. You're not smiling now, are you? You little sack of shit.
00:35:42Huh? Huh?
00:35:45- Benny, Don. - Say, man.
00:35:47- Bummer about Pickford's party, huh? - Yeah.
00:35:50Yeah. His old man found out. Total rip-off, man.
00:36:00Hey, man. You know, us — We got a few sixers. You with us?
00:36:04Uh, yeah. I gotta go home and change. I'll catch up with you, okay?
00:36:07All right. See you later. Hey, kid. Take care of that butt.
00:36:10- Say, guys. Hold up.
00:36:17You need a ride?
00:36:19Yeah. Uh...
00:36:22I think they left me.
00:36:27Here you go, man.
00:36:45Yeah, there's always one senior who has to be the badass.
00:36:49I think O'Bannion's gonna be the first senior in history to take that honor two years in a row.
00:36:55Guy's a dick. Right?
00:36:59Yeah. He's, uh, kind of a joke.
00:37:02He's not a bad guy to have on your side, though, blocking for ya.
00:37:05Yeah.
00:37:08Did you get it bad when you were a freshman?
00:37:11Shit, man. Aw.
00:37:14They waited for my ass after baseball practice and got me.
00:37:17God, it was vicious.
00:37:20I mean, actually, it is best to get a lot at once, you know...
00:37:23'cause after about 10 licks, your ass gets so numb, you might as well get it over with.
00:37:29I had some pretty cool seniors though, you know.
00:37:32They'd take you out and bust the hell out of you and then...
00:37:35go get you drunk.
00:37:37- You know, stuff like that. - Cool.
00:37:46- Thanks, man. - Yeah. Take care, man.
00:37:52Uh, hey, man. Uh, look. Since the party's not goin' on...
00:37:55me and some of the other guys will probably end upjust riding around.
00:37:59You want us to stop by and pick you up?
00:38:02- Well, do you think that's a good idea? - Oh, yeah. Sure, man. No problem.
00:38:05Even after you've gotten it bad, the guys who haven't got you yet will give you a few days to rest.
00:38:10It, uh — It'd be a pretty cool move to show up and let 'em know it doesn't bother you that much.
00:38:14Yeah, okay. Cool.
00:38:17- See you later? - Yeah. Sure. Thanks for the ride, man.
00:38:20Hey, man. Uh, put some ice on it for a while.
00:38:23After that it won't be anything a few beers can't take care of.
00:39:12Like, what did she say? I'm just interested.
00:39:14I think it's funny. What did she call me?
00:39:16You hang out with her. You know it. We know they talk about us. Just tell us.
00:39:20- Nothing. - We don't care.
00:39:22Oh, come on. Nothing. That's a lie when you do that. I know you're lying, you bitch.
00:39:26- I know you're lying. - You're not gonna get mad?
00:39:28I'm not gonna get mad. I think it's a riot. I don't care what she thinks.
00:39:31All right. She called you a bitch and you a slut.
00:39:34A slut? She called me a slut? That bitch. I can't —
00:39:37- Everybody calls you a slut. - Shavonne!
00:39:40- Oh, shit! - Oh, that bitch. I'm gonna kick her ass.
00:39:43I can't believe that. What a bitch.
00:39:45- I thought you said you weren't gonna get mad. - I'm not mad.
00:39:55- Look. I got a confession to make. - What do you mean a confession?
00:39:58For the, like, last year or so I've been talking about going to law school...
00:40:01so I can be an A.C.L.U. Lawyer and be in a position to help people who are getting fucked over.
00:40:05- Uh-huh. - Well, I was standing in line at the post office yesterday, you know.
00:40:09And I'm looking around. And everybody's looking really pathetic.
00:40:11You know what I mean? I mean, like, people had — like, got drool just sort of—
00:40:15Then this guy's bending over. You could see the crack of his —
00:40:18It was, like, wife beaters. It was —Anyway, it was —
00:40:20And I realized I just don't want to do it. You know what I mean?
00:40:24It sounds good, but I have to confront the fact that I don't like the people I've been talking about helping out.
00:40:28You know what I'm — I don't think I like people, period. You guys are okay.
00:40:31I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.
00:40:34So you're not gonna go to law school?
00:40:36What do you want to do then?
00:40:39I want to dance.
00:40:47All right. Let's rock and roll.
00:40:51Hey. Hop in, man.
00:40:54Hey, man. Whose car?
00:40:56- You know Wooderson? - How's it goin', man?
00:40:58Hey. Pretty good. How's it goin' with you?
00:41:03Say, man. You got a joint?
00:41:07Uh, no. Not on me, man.
00:41:12It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
00:41:23All right, all right, all right.
00:41:25Hey, man. You still driving in to Houston in the morning to get those Aerosmith tickets?
00:41:29Ooh, you're damn right.
00:41:31- Evenin', ladies. Ow! - Nice.
00:41:33- Need me to pick you up a couple? - Yeah. Two.
00:41:36Cool.
00:41:39- Hey, man. You sure I'm okay in here? - Yeah, man. You'll be okay.
00:41:43Look. If anyone starts messing with you, just play it cool.
00:42:19- One to go.
00:42:21"Prickford. "
00:42:23"Wood-a-been. "Happening?
00:42:24It's a bummer about your party, man.
00:42:26What can I say? It's beyond me. The delivery guy bricked.
00:42:30And it's a — Keep your eye on the ball —
00:42:32dead issue!
00:42:34- Hey, man. How's it going? - Good. What's goin' on?
00:42:36- Nothin'. - Not much?
00:42:37- Nothing at all. - Hey.
00:42:38- Hey. - Hey, uh, you know Mitch?
00:42:41- Oh, yeah. I think I just heard about you. - Really? What'd you hear?
00:42:44- I don't know, man. Are you okay? - Oh. Yeah.
00:42:49Oh. I guess I'll see you guys a little later.
00:42:52- Okay. Talk to you later. - Okay. See you.
00:43:03Hey, man. What grade's she in?
00:43:07Sophomore.
00:43:09- Come on. Come on. - All right.
00:43:11Hurry up. Go. We gotta hurry though.
00:43:13- Check this out. Double-barreled purple coming in on Sunday. - Donny.
00:43:17- I got a big surprise for you. - After I make this shot.
00:43:20Oh, God. Hold onto this. Tight. Lookin' good.
00:43:26Yeah. Yeah.
00:43:28Whoa! Gene!
00:43:31Nice tongue!
00:43:33- Who painted 'em? - Mostly Michelle.
00:43:35Ah!
00:43:37- Hey. I got an idea. - What?
00:43:39- A beer bust later on. - Hey, man.
00:43:42Pickford's got a doob we're about to burn. Are you with us?
00:43:45Think about it. Yeah.
00:43:48Are you cool, man?
00:43:51Like how?
00:43:56Okay.
00:43:58Hey, man. Wait up.
00:44:01He was just asking if you get high.
00:44:03- Yeah. Like, smoke pot? - Yeah.
00:44:06Oh. I never have before, but, you know.
00:44:18- Where you goin'? Mike. Mike. - Where you goin'?
00:44:20- Where you goin'? - I —You knock.
00:44:22Just —
00:44:27I — No.
00:44:30Crank it up!
00:44:36Look out!
00:44:41Later.
00:44:43- Hi there.
00:44:46- Great.
00:44:48- Here you go.
00:44:58Hey. It's the chicks. Shavonne still thinks she's mad at me.
00:45:01Watch me get a little something going right here. Hey. What's going on?
00:45:04- What are you guys up to? - Oh, a little weed. You know.
00:45:07- There may be a beer bust later on. - Oh, really?
00:45:10- Yeah. - Cool.
00:45:12- Guess we'll see you around. - All right. Check you later.
00:45:14- Bye. - Later.
00:45:16Slater, man, why are you always such a dork, man?
00:45:19- What are you talkin' about? - "Check you later. " "Check you later. "
00:45:22Hey, man. Get off my case, man.
00:45:24Oh, man. Chicks don't want to hear that shit.
00:45:27Well, they don't want to hear anything, man.
00:45:29The g —The girls, man, in our classes — They're all prudes, man.
00:45:33- They're worthless little bitches, man. - Oh, my God —
00:45:35It's the girls ahead of us. They were wild. Our class is just worthless.
00:45:39Maybe you've just never gotten past the sniffing butt stage. That's what that sounds like to me.
00:45:43Hey, man. It's — It's quality, not quantity. All right, man?
00:45:46And —And wait till I get to college, man. I can't wait to get to college, man.
00:45:50Yeah. When I get to college, all I'm gonna do is bang, bang, bang, bang.
00:46:18Hey, Hirshfelder. Let's go. Come on.
00:46:20Yeah. Let's go. Let's get out of here.
00:46:23- Let's go. - Come on, man!
00:46:25- What? - It's time to leave.
00:46:28I'll be right back.
00:46:39Hey. You boys leave, you can't come back.
00:46:43Aw, gee. You hear that?
00:46:46If we leave, we can't come back.
00:46:48Oh, no!
00:46:50What should we do?
00:46:54What the hell are we doing? I was gettin' there.
00:46:57Man, I had my hand up her shirt.
00:46:59- Oh, yeah. - You were gettin' there?
00:47:02You hear that? He was gettin' there.
00:47:05Son, you wouldn't know what to do with it even if you had gotten there. So don't worry about it.
00:47:10- Just 'cause you guys are striking out. - Grow up, boy.
00:47:12- That was our last junior high party. - That's right.
00:47:15We're in the big time now. We're freshmen, where all the girls will be putting out.
00:47:19Your days of lying around and pulling tongue all night are over.
00:47:22Yeah, right.
00:47:41- You didn't know she stuffs her bra? - Terry stuffs her bra?
00:47:43- You didn't know those were socks? Shit. - Yeah.
00:47:46They looked real to me.
00:47:52- Oh, shit. - Scatter!
00:48:00This one right here! Come here, baby! We got you, baby!
00:48:03Whoo!
00:48:05All right. Get out there. Go, baby. Go.
00:48:09Come here. Come here, you little fag. Come here.
00:48:12- Come on.
00:48:14Get over here. Where you running to, boy, huh?
00:48:17We ain't gonna hurt you — much.
00:48:20Just hold onto that fence there, all right, and just squeal like a pig.
00:48:25- You ready to switch-hit? - Oh, yeah.
00:48:27I'm first.
00:48:36Geez. Bastards.
00:48:47Hey, you guys.
00:48:50Take it easy on the kid, would you?
00:48:52Here comes another one, freshman. You ready?
00:48:54- Ladies. - You like that?
00:48:56One more for my mother.
00:49:00Hey. Who is that kid?
00:49:03What? That kid there? Just some kid we saw running around that shouldn't have been, by the rec center.
00:49:08Hey. Can we have some of those beers?
00:49:10- One of these? - Yeah.
00:49:13- Why? - Just give me a beer.
00:49:15- Get out ofhere, I said! - Yeah?
00:49:18Catch. Huh? Hmm?
00:49:20Tubbs, catch. Good. Get out ofhere.
00:49:23- What are you wasting a beer on him for? - What?
00:49:27- It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal. - Give 'em a beer.
00:49:29Man, this fuckin' sucks. All right?
00:49:31Last fuckin' day of school. No fuckin' party. No fuckin' —
00:49:37- You just wasted another fuckin' beer. - Oh, shut up.
00:49:39Thanks.
00:49:41- Hmm. - Hey.
00:49:47So, which one of your friends bought you the beer this time?
00:49:49- Right. - Hey! Fuck her! I did!
00:49:51- Yeah, bite me! - You wish, asshole!
00:49:54Fuck you!
00:49:56Why are guys such pigs?
00:49:59- What? - Let's get out of here.
00:50:01Mmm. We're out of here.
00:50:04Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin'right here.
00:50:07We got 411 positrack out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes...
00:50:11Ford over-30, 11-to-1 pop-up pistons, Turbo-jet 390 horsepower.
00:50:16We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.
00:50:19Hey, man, I know you got this thing out of a comic book.
00:50:21I saw the ad — 2.95. It was right next to the sea monkeys.
00:50:24You see that over there? That's white lightning.
00:50:26You see the shoes on that thing? You gotta get some tires. These are pizza cutters.
00:50:32Yeah.
00:50:34- Ow. - You're such an expert.
00:50:37This is sad. Shouldn't we be doing something else?
00:50:39Yeah. Like what?
00:50:41- I'm bored. - You're always bored.
00:50:43- Let's split. - Where you wanna go?
00:50:45Then you're boring.
00:50:47- Pink! - Hey.
00:50:49Hey. You hear anything more about a beer bust?
00:50:52- Talk to this man right here. - Patience, darlin', patience.
00:50:55- Hey. - Hey.
00:50:57- What are you doing here? - I was just about to ask you the same question.
00:51:02- I heard you got busted. - Oh, yeah.
00:51:04They just got Hirshfelder too.
00:51:06- Really? - Yeah.
00:51:08- Like, how bad? - Bad.
00:51:11- Was it O'Bannion? - Yeah.
00:51:13God, I hate that jerk.
00:51:16I know.
00:51:18So, um —
00:51:21What have you guys been doin'? Just —
00:51:23I don't know. Driving around, mostly.
00:51:26I didn't know thatJodi was your big sister.
00:51:29- Oop. - Hey, did I hear my name over here?
00:51:31You guys talkin' about me? Hey, kiddo.
00:51:35Heard they got you pretty bad.
00:51:38And I asked them to take it easy on you. I can't believe they did that.
00:51:41Man! God! No wonder!
00:51:44Pink, what happened?
00:51:49So, where'd they find Hirsh?
00:51:51I don't know. Walking out of the rec center, I think.
00:51:54- Hey.
00:51:56- What have you guys been doin'? - Pink, right?
00:52:01Hi!
00:52:03Ohh!
00:52:05Hi.
00:52:10Whew.
00:52:12Face it. You got busted because you couldn't get away.
00:52:15You try and outrun O'Bannion and those guys.
00:52:18I'm gonna be laughin' my ass off when it's your turn, when they're busting your ass.
00:52:21Hey, man, I heard last year...
00:52:24they caught about 10 freshmen at once.
00:52:26O'Bannion backed his truck over some pizzas and made 'em eat it, man.
00:52:29I mean, that's bullshit. Right?
00:52:31Idiot flunks his senior year so he can be a dick two years in a row?
00:52:34Is that legal?
00:52:36Damn you, Carl!
00:52:44Ohh! Okay. Let me out.
00:52:47Hey, Slater, you fuckin' hippie! Give me drugs, man!
00:52:50Get some from your mother, man.
00:52:53- Yeah, we just banged your mother. - Okay. Fuck you, dickhead.
00:52:58Those guys, man. Man of the woods. What's goin' on? God, I haven't seen you in so long.
00:53:02My man, what is happenin'?
00:53:04Long time no see.
00:53:07- What have you been up to? - Same old shit, man.
00:53:10- Workin' for the city. - Workin' man, huh?
00:53:12Been thinkin' about gettin' back in school though, man.
00:53:15- Back in J.C., somethin' like that? - Yeah, man.
00:53:18I mean, that's where all the girls are, right?
00:53:21But on the other hand, man, I'd just as soon keep workin'.
00:53:24- Keep a little change in my pocket. - Yeah? Wait.
00:53:27Rather than spend my time listenin' to some dipshit who doesn't know what he's talkin' about anyway.
00:53:31I know what you're talkin' about.
00:53:35- Say, you're a freshman, right? - Yeah.
00:53:37All right, so tell me, man. How's this year's crop of freshman chicks lookin'?
00:53:42Wood, you're gonna end up in jail sometime really soon. I know that for a fact.
00:53:46No, man. No, let me tell you.
00:53:48That's what I love about these high school girls, man.
00:53:53I get older, they stay the same age.
00:53:56Yes, they do.
00:53:58Yes, they do.
00:54:00- You guys wanna go for a spin? - Shotgun!
00:54:03Aw.
00:54:05- Woods. - I'm here, man.
00:54:08You wanna come along?
00:54:10Yeah. Why not?
00:54:12- Take care, bro. - You boys have fun now.
00:54:15Listen, I'm gonna give you shotgun.
00:54:18But I want you to know it's because — only 'cause I'm goin' inside.
00:54:22- Keep that in mind. All right? - Okay. Got it.
00:54:29- Hey, man, whose bowling ball is this? - It's yours, man.
00:54:32- Slater. - Hey, man. What's happening?
00:54:34- Play a little foosball? - Yeah!
00:54:57Junior.
00:55:02Pull over to the trash can.
00:55:05Pull over to the trash can! Pull over to the trash can!
00:55:08Lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme —
00:55:19Okay. Okay. Oh!
00:55:22Shit, yeah!
00:55:28- Yeah! - Yeah!
00:55:31Hey, you guys, pull over to that one over there.
00:55:33- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Here, hold this. Hold this.
00:55:40- I got it! Go! Go! - Guess what.
00:55:43It's garbage day!
00:55:46Yeah!
00:55:49We're fuckin'runnin'!
00:55:53Yeah! Whoo!
00:55:56- Whoo! - Oh, my—
00:56:01Bowling ball.
00:56:03- Yeah! - Throw the bowling ball.
00:56:05Think I should?
00:56:07- Yeah! Throw it! - Throw it! Throw it!
00:56:09Come on. You're playin'with the big boys now.
00:56:12Do it! Throw it! Faggot-sissy-pussy freshman! Throw it!
00:56:15- Throw it! - Heave it!
00:56:23Fuck 'em!
00:56:25That bowling ball said "Oof!" To that damn windshield!
00:56:30- Yeah! - Ha-ha! You're nuts, junior!
00:56:33You're nuts!
00:56:35Hey, man, we're out ofbeer.
00:56:37- We gotta make a Grab-'N'- Go stop. - Fuck that.
00:56:40- I don't have any money. Who's got money? - I gave mine to him.
00:56:43Where's your money? Nah, doesn't matter.
00:56:45Pull in heading out that way.
00:56:52- What are you gonna do, man? Hoist it? - Yeah. That all I ever do.
00:56:55- I just need the freshman as a lookout. - I don't wanna get in trouble. Do you, Randall Pink?
00:56:58- I don't know about this, Don. - Come on.
00:57:04I don't wanna see you.
00:57:06Better be careful, junior.
00:57:09- Sunflower seeds. - Zigzags!
00:57:12- Zigzags. - Hey, man, I'm not too sure about this.
00:57:15Shh. I'm really gonna pay for it. I'm just messin' around with them. Okay?
00:57:20Good.
00:57:37Run! Go, go, go, go, go!
00:57:39Come on, guys! We gotta get out of here, man! Let's go!
00:57:43- Let's go! - Oh, my God!
00:57:45All right, now don't try anything, or I'll shoot the shit out of ya.
00:57:49- Don, give the beer back, man. - I paid for the beer, man.
00:57:54Busted my mailbox, didn't you?
00:57:57Look me in the eye, punk!
00:57:59I don't know what you're talking about, sir, but I suggest that you —
00:58:02You busted it, didn't ya?
00:58:08Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense.
00:58:12- I done called the police.
00:58:15I think you boys oughta get out of the car.
00:58:18- Just go, man. - Nice and slow.
00:58:22Go, go, go!
00:58:25Whoo!
00:58:29Get down!
00:58:31He's shooting at us! Holy—
00:58:38Fairly uneventful, huh?
00:58:42Which one of you had the theory...
00:58:44about how President Ford's old football head injuries...
00:58:47is affecting the economy?
00:58:49- Did you know Ford was on the Warren Commission? - Who cares? He's out of there this fall.
00:58:53Look, we need some alcohol.
00:58:55That's a thought.
00:59:23Say, man.
00:59:25Why don't you run over to the Centennial and pick me up a sixer of this stuff.
00:59:29Think you can do that?
00:59:33- Thanks, man. - Good luck!
00:59:36I'm just saying, if we're gonna drive around, we should just do something — Ohh!
00:59:40Yeah. You know, you're right, man.
00:59:42I'm just gonna, you know, get drunk, maybe get laid, or get in a fight.
00:59:47No, I'm serious, man! We should be up for anything!
00:59:50I know. We are. But what?
00:59:52I mean, God, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught...
00:59:56is just to service the future?
00:59:58Yeah, I know. It's like it's all preparation.
01:00:01Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for?
01:00:04- Death. - Life of the party.
01:00:06It's true.
01:00:08You know, but that's valid.
01:00:10Because if we're all gonna die anyway, shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now?
01:00:14You know? I'd like to quit thinking of the present — like, right now —
01:00:17as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.
01:00:21Exactly! That's what everybody in this car needs — some good old, worthwhile visceral experience.
01:00:27Remember to eat a green thing every day.
01:00:31And have lots of calcium.
01:00:33It's very important for young mothers to have lots of calcium.
01:00:36- There you are. See you tomorrow night. - Bye.
01:00:39- How are you this evening? - Pretty good. How's it goin'?
01:00:43Be goin' a lot better when I get off in a couple of hours.
01:00:46Yeah, I hear that.
01:00:52- You're 18, right? - Oh, yeah.
01:00:55- Just graduated. - Graduated. Congratulations.
01:00:58- So, you off to college in the fall? - Uh, you know, I'm still not sure.
01:01:03I'm workin' right now for the city.
01:01:06Thinkin' of holding on to the job for a while. You know, it's money in my pocket.
01:01:11I hear that. Here's some more money for your pocket.
01:01:14- You have a nice night tonight. - Okay. Thanks.
01:01:16Hey, take it easy.
01:01:21Psst! Hey, Mitch.
01:01:25Hey. There you guys are.
01:01:27- Hey, man, what's in the bag? - Ah, a sixer.
01:01:30- You owe me one, man. - Yeah.
01:01:32They busted the hell out of Hirshfelder too.
01:01:34- Yeah, I heard. - Hey, man, you're over at the Emporium?
01:01:37- Oh, yeah. - Hey, is that bastard O'Bannion over there?
01:01:41Yes. I hate that jerk.
01:01:46Do you guys wanna get him back?
01:01:48- Hell yes. - Yeah!
01:01:59They really sold it to you?
01:02:01- Of course. - Cool.
01:02:07There you go, buddy.
01:02:10Whoo! Paycheck. Oh, yeah.
01:02:13- Way to shoot, man. - Thanks, bud.
01:02:15Oh, yeah. He got it.
01:02:18- I got your change. - Oh, don't worry about it, man.
01:02:21- Got a beer for my partner. - Yes, sir.
01:02:24- Want a beer? - Yeah.
01:02:26- All right. - Guys.
01:02:28- Party at the moon tower. - Oh, I'm there.
01:02:30You and Benny pick up the first keg. I'm goin' to collect for the rest.
01:02:33Spread the word, man.
01:02:35Max, Phil, party at the moon tower.
01:02:37Hey, good game, man. You too.
01:02:40Y'all are an embarrassment to the sport of pool...
01:02:43and you should be proud that I even let you play at my table.
01:02:46You are the worst pool player I've ever seen in my life...
01:02:49but if you keep watchin'me you might learn somethin'!
01:02:52Shit, you got so many balls on the table, I'm gonna have to start knockin'your balls in...
01:02:56just to get 'em out of my way.
01:02:58- Okay. - Corner pocket.
01:03:00- Hey, check this out. - Easy money.
01:03:02God, you are terrible!
01:03:04Okay, homo, I hope you are ready to taste the agonizing, bitter humiliation of defeat.
01:03:08You ready?
01:03:10So, did you hear they're busting Carl Burnett out back?
01:03:13- Whoa-whoa. What did you say? - About what?
01:03:15- Carl Burnett. What about him? - I just heard he's gettin' busted. I don't know.
01:03:19Benny, they got Burnett in the back. Let's go.
01:03:21- Carl Burnett? Outside? - Yeah. They got him.
01:03:23- Let's go. - Let me finish this game.
01:03:25- Fine. I'm gettin' out. - Hold him for me!
01:03:27All right, all right!
01:03:30Hey, man. ThatJulie chick? Loves you.
01:03:33Oh, yeah. You want her?
01:03:35Gotta play it cool, you know. Can't let her know how much you like her.
01:03:38'Cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me.
01:03:41If she asks you to ride out there with her, you don't do it. Say, "Nah. Got my own ride.
01:03:46But maybe I'll see you later. "
01:03:48Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.
01:03:51Whoo-ee! Whee! We got another one, huh, fellas?
01:03:53Whoa-whoa-whoa. Guys, guys. You wouldn't mind if I went first, would ya?
01:03:58Is that all right?
01:04:00It's kind of a personal thing between me and this little piece of shit here.
01:04:03So... we meet again, huh?
01:04:06Did y'all hear this little motherfucker's mom pulled a shotgun on me this afternoon?
01:04:12Fuckin' bitch.
01:04:14Y - You haven't had any licks yet, have you?
01:04:16- Hmm? - No.
01:04:18Whoo! Another cherry, boys.
01:04:21Man, get the fuck up against the wall!
01:04:23You have to be the dumbest freshman, skinny little cocksucking son of a bitch...
01:04:27to be out here tonight.
01:04:30You knew I was gonna find you.
01:04:32I would like to dedicate this first lick...
01:04:35to your mother...
01:04:37fucker.
01:04:42Not yet.
01:04:44Oh! It's gettin' warmer.
01:04:46What the fuck?
01:04:53Remember me, you pig?
01:05:00#I walked through the halls ofkarma #
01:05:02Let's go, man! Come on!
01:05:04What the fuck is the matter with you? How 'bout some fucking backup?
01:05:07- Let's go! - I'm hurryin'!
01:05:09Fuckin'scumbags!
01:05:11It was beautiful! You should have seen the look on that fuck's face!
01:05:15- Get in! - We got that bastard!
01:05:21Jesus! You let that little fuck get away!
01:05:24What is the matter with you? It's fuckin' pitiful!
01:05:27Fuck!
01:05:29Freshman shitheads.
01:05:31What the fuck are you lookin' at? Huh?
01:05:34I'll kick your fuckin' ass right now!
01:05:38Pussy.
01:05:45What are you smilin' at, you little freshman faggot? Huh?
01:05:50Fuck you.
01:05:52Fuck all of you! Fuck you!
01:05:57Goddamn it!
01:06:05Oh, man!
01:06:07O'Bannion finally got his paint job —Whoa!
01:06:22I can't believe I'm doing this.
01:06:24I swore to God I'd never come to a Top Notch...
01:06:26and here I am sorting through jalapeño burgers and soggy fries.
01:06:30Here, take 'em.
01:06:32- All right, all right! - Oh, Christ.
01:06:36How ya doin'?
01:06:39- Pretty good. - Cool.
01:06:42You heard about the party bein' busted, right?
01:06:44- Oh, yeah. Yeah. - Not to worry.
01:06:47There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak.
01:06:50It's out at the moon tower.
01:06:52Full kegs. Everybody's gonna be there. You oughta go.
01:06:56Okay.
01:06:58- Okay, we'll be there. - Okay.
01:07:00- Say, you need a ride? - Uh, no, I got my own car.
01:07:03- Thanks. - Yeah, well, listen.
01:07:05You oughta ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us.
01:07:08But that's all right. We'll worry about that later.
01:07:11- I will see you there. All right? - Bye.
01:07:14I love those redheads, man.
01:07:17I know you!
01:07:19We had geography together. Remember?
01:07:22- Oh, great. - Oh, God.
01:07:25What a dick!
01:07:27That was so creepy.
01:07:30- Why are you smiling? - I thought he was cute.
01:07:33- Oh, that's disgusting! - You thought he was cute?
01:07:35Do you realize when he graduated we were, like, three years old?
01:07:38Oh, Cynthia, what are you thinking?
01:07:42I don't know.
01:07:44So, are we gonna still go?
01:07:47- Yeah, what the hell. - I guess.
01:07:59Ohh! Get back!
01:08:13Hey, Wood is here for the quarter race, baby!
01:08:15- Hey, Benny. You better have your wood screws — - Fuck you!
01:08:18'Cause I'm gonna blow your doors completely off!
01:08:55Yeah!
01:09:34Well, someone's tokin' some reefer.
01:09:40Take care of this.
01:09:42Hey, man. Hey. Slow down. What's up?
01:09:44- Hey, how's it goin'? - What'd you just say?
01:09:46When?
01:09:48Just now, man, when you walked past. What'd you say?
01:09:52A - About what?
01:09:54You said, "Someone's tokin' some reefer. "
01:09:57No, I may have said something about smelling some pot.
01:10:00- You know, it was just an observation. - Oh, an observation, huh?
01:10:03Well, who the hell are you, man? Isaac fuckin' Newton?
01:10:06Well, guess what, genius. I'm the one smoking marijuana, motherfucker.
01:10:09- You got a problem with that? - No. Of course not.
01:10:11Then why'd you say that, chief? Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash.
01:10:16So I'm blazin' with my friends. So I'm a fuckin' pothead, man.
01:10:19What's it to you? Huh? What's the matter, pussy? Out of observations?
01:10:22Why don't you observe while I punch your teeth down your fuckin' throat!
01:10:26Dude, relax! Relax! He's cool, man. Relax.
01:10:29Hey, I'll be watching you, Newton. I only came here to do two things, man.
01:10:32Kick some ass and drink some beer.
01:10:35Looks like we're almost out of beer.
01:10:38- You okay, man? - Yeah.
01:10:47Why is it called the moon tower, anyway?
01:10:49Uh, I guess they decided to put it up out here whenever they were building the power plant.
01:10:55Actually, it's a good idea.
01:10:57You got a full moon out here every day of the year. You know?
01:11:00Yeah, but nothing's ever been repaired...
01:11:02so this whole place could fall down at any time.
01:11:05So you'd better watch your step, junior.
01:11:09This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause of some drunk freshman who fell off.
01:11:14He went right down the middle, smackin' his head on every beam, man.
01:11:18I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple, though.
01:11:20Autopsy said he had one beer, man. How many did you have?
01:11:24Four.
01:11:26You're dead, man. You're so dead.
01:11:28Look at the bloodstains right there.
01:11:31Shut up.
01:11:34I'm gonna get that guy.
01:11:37- What guy? - That asshole on the way in — Clint.
01:11:40Super-dominant male in a '50s greaser uniform.
01:11:44I wouldn't suggest that, Mike.
01:11:46Look, man, I got it all planned out.
01:11:48Most fights in places like this never get past a punch or two before they're broken up.
01:11:51There's almost a natural instinct not to upset the herd.
01:11:54So all I gotta do is get in one good punch, play defense and wait.
01:11:57- What? - What are you talking about?
01:12:00I- I-I guess at first I was relieved to get out of the situation...
01:12:03but now there's this level of humiliation setting in...
01:12:05that I can tell is gonna be with me for-fucking-ever!
01:12:08I'm just not gonna let this be yet another situation...
01:12:10which contributes to me being a little, ineffectual nothing the rest of my life.
01:12:17Would you look at this fucking town, man.
01:12:20It's dead.
01:12:25Imagine how many people out there right now are fucking, man.
01:12:30Step inside my head —
01:12:32Just goin' at it.
01:12:38- Hey. - Hey.
01:12:40- Remember me? - Sure. You're Sabrina, right?
01:12:43Right.
01:12:44- How are you doing? - Okay.
01:12:46- Hey, let's go. - What brings you here?
01:12:48Oh, just hanging out.
01:12:53- You having fun? - Yeah.
01:12:55Yeah.
01:12:57So, uh — does your offer from this afternoon still stand?
01:13:03What am I say supposed to say? "Anything you want. "
01:13:15Why did we even come here?
01:13:18I always feel a little out of place at these things, you know.
01:13:21You're telling me. I'm being stalked by a Nazi.
01:13:23Is that a little bit of reefer I smell on you, boy?
01:13:26Coach is right. You're runnin' with that bad crowd again.
01:13:29You've got an attitude adjustment you've gotta make right now.
01:13:32Like I'm the only athlete at this fuckin' party. Look at you two drunks.
01:13:35Coach is right, though. Those guys don't care if we win or lose, bro.
01:13:39Just remember that.
01:13:41- Check this out. Watch this — - Yeah?
01:13:43Watch me get this beer. Watch.
01:13:47Oh, no! It's the cops!
01:13:49- Look! Look! - Shit!
01:13:51Look, look, look! That was so easy.
01:13:53Oh, shit. He needs another drink, you know, bad.
01:14:07All right!
01:14:37Hey! Mitch!
01:14:39- Hey! - How's it goin'?
01:14:41I was wondering if you were around here.
01:14:45Oh, man!
01:14:47So, uh, I just wanted to talk, you know...
01:14:51about you quittin' football.
01:14:55Or is it just this pledge?
01:14:57You don't wanna sign the pledge, right? That's what it is.
01:15:00I don't know, man.
01:15:04Maybe I'm not into any of it anymore.
01:15:08- You're not into any of it anymore. - Yeah.
01:15:12It'd be the biggest mistake of your life, Pink. No one quits senior year, pal.
01:15:16Especially if you're starting quarterback.
01:15:19I mean, we got a shot at state.
01:15:22We'll kick some butt this year.
01:15:26It's what we've been working for all of our lives, man.
01:15:30Me and you. Benny. We're gonna be champions together.
01:15:33Look, man, all I'm saying is that if I do play next year...
01:15:39it's gonna be on my terms, not theirs.
01:15:42You just remember one thing, Pink—
01:15:44it ain't just about you, pal, it's about us — me, Donny, Mel.
01:15:48You'd be fuckin' us over.
01:15:51Or maybe you'rejust fuckin'scared, huh?
01:15:55Have a nice night.
01:16:41Do you guys know what that song's about?
01:16:44It's about aliens.
01:16:48We're the aliens, man. We're the savages.
01:16:51- We're the savages. - Wait, man. That song is about that?
01:16:54- Yeah, man, that song's about that. - About aliens?
01:16:57Yeah, man. You didn't know that?
01:16:59This country's founded — It was founded by people who were into aliens, man.
01:17:03George Washington, man, he was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
01:17:08- You didn't know that? - No.
01:17:10Oh, man, they were way into that type of stuff, man.
01:17:12It's like the every-other-decade theory. You know?
01:17:15The '50s were boring, the '60s rocked...
01:17:19and the '70s — Oh, my God, they obviously suck.
01:17:22Right? Come on.
01:17:24Maybe the '80s will be radical. You know?
01:17:26I figure we'll be in our 20s and, hey, it can't get any worse.
01:17:47Wait a minute.
01:17:50Who put the keg way out here in the woods?
01:17:52I don't know. This is just where they told me it would be.
01:17:55- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
01:17:58- Huh. - I don't think we need beer anyway.
01:18:03- George toked weed, man? - Absolutely, George toked weed.
01:18:06Are you kidding me, man? He grew fields of that stuff.
01:18:09That's what I'm talking about. Fields!
01:18:11- He grew that shit up at Mount Vernon, man. - Mount Vernon? He grew it all over the country.
01:18:15He had people growin'it all over the country.
01:18:18The whole country back then was gettin'high. Let me tell you, man.
01:18:21'Cause— 'Cause— 'Cause he knew. He was onto somethin', man.
01:18:23He knew that it would be a good cash crop for the Southern states, man...
01:18:28so he grew fields of it, man.
01:18:30But you know what? Behind every good man there's a woman.
01:18:34And that woman was Martha Washington, man.
01:18:36And every day, George would come home, she'd have a big, fat bowl waiting for him...
01:18:40when he'd come in the door, man.
01:18:42She was a hip — a hip, hip lady, man.
01:18:57Mm-mmm. Wait a minute.
01:19:00- Wait. Wait, wait, wait. - What?
01:19:02- What are you doing? - I don't know.
01:19:04Don't you have a girlfriend?
01:19:09- What girlfriend? - What's-her-name.
01:19:12Simone. Hmm?
01:19:20And she was real cool too.
01:19:22She'd harvest the crops, man. That's what I'm talkin' about.
01:19:25She'd put it in the — in the, um, bushels and stuff and sell it, you know.
01:19:28Because they had to make ends meet and stuff.
01:19:31I mean, did you ever look at a dollar bill, man?
01:19:34There's some spooky stuff going on on a dollar bill, man. And it's green too!
01:19:38- Later. - See ya.
01:19:40- Cool. - Wait, wait, wait. What was that all about?
01:19:43- What were you doin' back there, guy? - Exactly what you two clowns wish you were doin'.
01:19:46- Look at him. - Look at your boy.
01:19:48Kramer!
01:19:50Yeah, you, you, you. Freshman. Right here. Come on. Right here, buddy.
01:19:55- What is he doing? - I don't know. What is this wave shit?
01:19:58- Freshman! Over here right now. - Over here. Now.
01:20:02- Come on. - Come on, come on.
01:20:04- Come on. Come on. Come on. - Shit. I should go.
01:20:07- Yeah, I guess you probably should. - Shit. I'll be back.
01:20:10Okay.
01:20:12- He's like a little Casanova. - Yeah.
01:20:15- It's amazing. - Look at this shit-eating grin on his face.
01:20:17- Was I right? - Not bad for a little freshman.
01:20:20But you better watch out for them older girls.
01:20:22Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come here, come here, come here.
01:20:24All right, all right. We just wanna know something. Okay?
01:20:27Are you gonna be fuckin' that later, or are you gonna be a little wimp? Huh?
01:20:31How do you know I haven't already?
01:20:34Get outta here! I think it's past your bedtime!
01:20:37- Run along. - Come here. Come here, come here.
01:20:40Why don't you go get a ride with her. Say we left you.
01:20:44It'll work. It'll work. Go.
01:20:47- Hey, Kramer. Show it to her. - Yeah.
01:20:50- Give it to her. Go! - Go, boy.
01:21:00Air raid, freshman.
01:21:02What?
01:21:04Air raid, freshman.
01:21:06- Oh, come on, Darla. Leave her alone. - No, Tony, this is between me and her.
01:21:09And she'd better be on the ground i - in five seconds.
01:21:15Wait, she doesn't have to air-raid because she's with me. Okay?
01:21:20Air-raid, or it's your ass.
01:21:22Don't do it, Sabrina.
01:21:24Oh, that's it...
01:21:26Miss Hot Stuff.
01:21:31I'm gonna make the next year of your life a living hell.
01:21:42Lick me! All of you!
01:21:45Hey, Darla.
01:21:47Good for you.
01:21:50Don't air-raid for that bitch. I hate that shit.
01:21:53It's like that Clint fucker in front of all his friends.
01:21:56- "Huh? Huh, motherfucker?" - All right! Okay, Mike.
01:21:58Dominant male monkey motherfucker!
01:22:01God!
01:22:04T-A-R-A.
01:22:06I never met a Tara before. You're my first.
01:22:10Hey, what the —
01:22:12All right!
01:22:15- He did it! I can't believe it! - Fuckin' knew I should have kicked your ass!
01:22:18Come on! Come on, man!
01:22:21- Come on! Hold still! - Yeah!
01:22:24- Stop now! - Oh, yeah! Hold still!
01:22:27- You guys, come on. - It's that Clint. That crazy bastard.
01:22:29- You like this? You like this, motherfucker? - Come on, Clint! Come on!
01:22:32Where you goin'?
01:22:37Whoo-hoo! Kick his ass!
01:22:41Come on, man! You want some more? You fuckin' bitch!
01:22:44Come on, man! Come here!
01:22:48- Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! - Get off him!
01:22:51- Get the fuck off me! - Come on!
01:22:53- Come on. Stay down! - Fuckin' dick! You fucking fascist!
01:22:58You got fuckin' smoked! Come on, man! You want some more?
01:23:01Fuckin' dick!
01:23:32Hey.
01:23:34Hey, little brother.
01:23:37- Is that a beer in your hand? - Why, yes, it is.
01:23:39Have you had more than one of those tonight?
01:23:42A few, I guess, but nobody's counting.
01:23:44- Hey. How you doin'? - Hi.
01:23:47Guess I might as well just get used to you being at the same social functions as me, huh?
01:23:52And, uh, hanging out with people I know?
01:23:55What time are you supposed to be home, anyway?
01:23:58Oh, geez, I don't know. Couple hours ago.
01:24:01That's bullshit.
01:24:03That's major bullshit.
01:24:06Mom barely let me out of the house when I was your age.
01:24:09- Aww! - "Aww!"
01:24:11Don't think she's not gonna be waiting up for you when you get home, because she will be.
01:24:15- I've been through it, and she's tough. - Yeah, well —
01:24:18Just don't ask her to take it easy on me, please.
01:24:23What's that supposed to mean? Take it easy on him?
01:24:27- Let's go smoke that joint. - He's in for a surprise.
01:24:39- # Tuesday's gone #
01:24:43# With the wind #
01:24:49- # Tuesday's gone with the wind ## - All right! Good.
01:24:54- Thanks a lot, man. - Hey, man, no worries.
01:24:56- Take care. - All right.
01:24:58- Pick you up tomorrow, 4:00? - Okay.
01:25:00Hey.
01:25:02Aerosmith. Three weeks. Front row seats, babe.
01:25:05All right. I won't forget.
01:25:09So, uh, who's buying breakfast?
01:25:12- Not me. - I will, I guess.
01:25:14- You coming along? - Sure.
01:25:16- Night, John Boy. Ali. - Good night.
01:25:20"Wood-a-been. " What's going on?
01:25:22Pink, my man. What's happenin'?
01:25:24- Not a lot. - Cynthia, man?
01:25:27- I like her, man. Very nice. - Yeah?
01:25:29- Red's a good color for you. - My favorite color.
01:25:32- Have you seen Jodi around? - Man, she left your ass.
01:25:35Really? Well, you win some, you lose some.
01:25:39What about Peter Frampton?
01:25:41- I like him. - Hey!
01:25:43- Slater, what's happenin', man? - What's goin' on, man?
01:25:46- Guys, what's goin' on? - Nothing!
01:25:48- Pickford, what do you know? - What time is it? God.
01:25:52Let's go smoke a joint, man!
01:25:54On the 50-fuckin'- yard line, in honor of your daddy, Coach Conrad.
01:25:58We're there! Great idea!
01:26:01- The man with the plan. - Wanna come with me?
01:26:04Okay.
01:26:06Hey.
01:26:08Joint subcommittee meeting on the 50 yard line in 15. You there?
01:26:11- Okay. - Don, y'all ride with me, man.
01:26:14Let's hit it.
01:26:16- This is cashed, man. - It's in there, man.
01:26:18You can ride with us, man, but you're ridin' in the back, 'cause I got shotgun.
01:26:21- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - H-Hey!
01:26:23Hey, hey, hey! Watch the leather, man!
01:26:29Oh, fuck it!
01:26:33- Don't you quit! Do you wanna hit him? - He was wide open!
01:26:37- Do you want to hit him? - Jesus, son! You're wearing Rebel gray!
01:26:40- Now, break down! Break down! - I'm sorry, Coach.
01:26:43I want you on him like stink on shit! I say, stink on shit!
01:26:46Break down! You don't deserve to wear that Rebel gray, boy!
01:26:49You don't deserve to wear it! You won't hit him? You won't hit him?
01:26:52O.T.S.S! Only the strong survive!
01:26:55- Only the strong survive! - Only the strong survive, boy!
01:26:57- Only the strong survive! - That's it!
01:26:59Now, where's your pitch man? Hit your goddamn pitch man!
01:27:07He fumbles!
01:27:09Hey, man!
01:27:12Hell, my grandmother can hit harder than that!
01:27:15What the fuck, man?
01:27:17Course, she's an 8 foot 4, 652-pound, hairy-ass gorilla...
01:27:20drives a Mack truck and runs the 40 in 10.2.
01:27:23Hell, she's gotten bigger lately, man. She was only 6'2", 195 in my day.
01:27:27Still drives that Mack truck though.
01:27:29Hey, Pink, you got my papers, man?
01:27:31Uh, yeah, there's some in my glove compartment.
01:27:34I got 'em. Hit me on a slant. Give me the keys to an inside.
01:27:38Hut. Down!
01:27:40Marijuana on one!
01:27:43Reefer on two!
01:27:45Hut! Hut!
01:27:48- Wide open!
01:27:50I got it! Sweet!
01:27:52Oh!
01:27:56That's pretty good.
01:27:58- Don't you think? - Yeah.
01:28:00Could be, like, a little — I don't know. Maybe perhaps a little more symmetrical.
01:28:03- Does that hurt? - Oww!
01:28:05- Yes! PI — It — - Sorry. Sorry.
01:28:07- It's a bruise. - Okay.
01:28:09I don't know. Let me ask you something, though.
01:28:12I mean, I got some pretty good ones in there.
01:28:15I mean, it's not like I — You wouldn't say I got my ass kicked, right?
01:28:18Oh, no. You know — I don't know.
01:28:20After a couple years, people won't even remember, really, who won or lost.
01:28:23Yeah — No, you're right.
01:28:25You read about, like, Jackson Pollock or Ernest Hemingway—
01:28:28You never read about who won or lost, just, they got into a brawl.
01:28:31Right. Exactly.
01:28:33Well, uh, thanks for the ride and breakfast and everything.
01:28:36No problem.
01:28:38Sure is nice to pile on some pancakes and syrup after a night of beer drinking, isn't it?
01:28:46Um —
01:28:57Good night.
01:29:11Good night.
01:29:17- Hope you're not grounded or anything. - Thanks.
01:29:22"Not to indulge in any alcohol, drugs, sex after 12:00...
01:29:27or any other illegal activity—"
01:29:29- Oh, not my shadow. - Slater, pay me for that.
01:29:33- Found that in your glove compartment, man. - You're the third person who's given me this today.
01:29:37God.
01:29:39What do you reckon you're gonna do?
01:29:41I don't know. I'll probably end up signing it. I just don't wanna give in so easy.
01:29:45Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day.
01:29:48If it ain't that piece of paper, it's some other choice they're gonna try and make for ya.
01:29:52You gotta do what Randall "Pink" Floyd wants to do, man.
01:29:57And let me tell you this —The older you do get, the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow.
01:30:02You just gotta keep livin', man. L- I-V-I-N.
01:30:08Man, if you're gonna sign that paper, man...
01:30:11you should throw a little grass right in the middle, roll it up, sign the joint, man.
01:30:15- That's gonna tell 'em something. - That's what I'll do. Assholes.
01:30:20Yeah, they're all assholes. But think about it. We've had a lot of good times right here, Pink.
01:30:24Yeah, I mean, come on, Pink. I can't believe this.
01:30:27You act like you're so oppressed. Man, you guys are kings of the school.
01:30:31You get away with whatever you want. What are you bitching about?
01:30:34Look, all I'm saying is, if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life...
01:30:38remind me to kill myself.
01:30:41All I'm saying is, I just wanna look back and say...
01:30:46that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place...
01:30:50had as much fun as I could when I was stuck in this place...
01:30:54played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place...
01:30:57dogged as many chicks as I could when I was stuck in this place.
01:31:03Yeah, right, Mr. Premature Ejaculation.
01:31:09Oh, that's good. That's good.
01:31:11- That's good, baby. - You know it's true.
01:31:13- Is that the cops? - What the hell?
01:31:16- Oh, shit. - Hey! All of you!
01:31:19Get over here!
01:31:21- Now! - Hey, man, ditch that pot.
01:31:23Is it illegal to be on the football field?
01:31:25- I got some more in this fuckin' bag. - Dump it, dump it, dump it.
01:31:28Come on, Slater.
01:31:30What'd we do?
01:31:32You got any Visine?
01:31:35Man, I can't believe this.
01:31:38If it ain't ol'Richard Wrath. How you doin', Dick?
01:31:42Well, well, well. Couple of football players.
01:31:49Wonder what Coach is gonna think of all this.
01:31:51Line up.
01:31:55- Wooderson. - Slavey.
01:31:57Relivin' old glories on the football field?
01:32:01Get through there!
01:32:03You shouldn't still be mad 'cause I got all-district and you didn't.
01:32:38What?
01:32:40Floyd! Dawson! Get your scrawny butts over here.
01:32:46Mornin', Coach.
01:32:50So what the hell's goin' on? Why am I gettin' wake-up calls from the cops?
01:32:55- That was nothin'. They just left just now. - False alarm, Coach.
01:32:58Come here, Randy. Come here.
01:33:01You been out with those losers all night?
01:33:04Hey, Coach Conrad.
01:33:06Remember me? Second period gym class?
01:33:10That's the kind of people I was telling you about.
01:33:13Trouble like this means nothing to that bunch of clowns. You're the one with something to lose.
01:33:17- Coach, you don't even know them. - Randy—
01:33:20How can you even pretend to talk that way? Huh?
01:33:23Okay, Randy, I shouldn't do this, but I'm willing to wipe the slate clean and forget about all this.
01:33:27I want you to get your priorities straightened out, quit hanging out with that bunch of hoodlums...
01:33:32and sign your commitment to your team.
01:33:34- Have you done that yet? - I'm still thinkin' about it.
01:33:38No one's paying you to think about it. Just do it, son!
01:33:42You know, Coach...
01:33:45I gotta get going.
01:33:47Me and my loser friends, we gotta go get Aerosmith tickets.
01:33:51Top priority of the summer.
01:33:57Oh, uh, Coach, uh, I forgot.
01:34:03I might play ball...
01:34:06but I will never sign that.
01:34:18Let's rock and roll.
01:34:20All right, man! Livin'!
01:34:25Shit, I'm gettin' my third wind. Let's get on the road.
01:34:28- Let's go. You gonna come, man? - Shotgun!
01:34:31Talk to you later, then.
01:34:33- You guys not goin'? - Can I use your keys?
01:34:36- Yeah. - Time to boogie on outta here.
01:34:39- Hey. - Let's do it.
01:34:41So that's that, huh?
01:34:45All right.
01:34:47Slate. Aah!
01:34:49I never get shotgun.
01:35:06Uh, hi, Mom.
01:35:09Mmm, okay, Mitchell.
01:35:13This is your one get-out-of-jail-free card...
01:35:16so I hope you enjoyed it.
01:35:18No.
01:35:20Your sister told me everything, so I've decided to make this deal with you.
01:35:23I'm — I'm gonna be open-minded about it this time.
01:35:27But... next time you come in at sunrise...
01:35:31we've got problems.
01:35:42And, uh, who is this older girl who gave you a ride?
01:35:46She's just, like —
01:35:48Have you been drinking?
01:35:50No!
01:35:52Are you drunk?

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