(CROWD CHEERING, FAINT)|
|00:00:36||(CROWD CLAPPING IN RHYTHM)|
|00:00:42||MAN: So this is the world, and there
are almost six billion people on it.|
|00:00:46||♪♪(GUITER) When I was
a kid, there were three.|
|00:00:49||It's hard to keep up.|
|00:00:53||There. That's better.
|00:00:56||See, America still sets
the tone for the world.|
|00:01:02||In Indiana, Clark Hodd, 13, the
best point guard in the country.|
|00:01:06||Last week he scored
a hundred points...|
|00:01:08||in a single game.|
|00:01:10||Erica Sorgi. You'll see
her in the next olympics.|
|00:01:13||(DIVING BOARD VIBRATING)|
|00:01:15||In Seattle, Dallas Malloy, 16.|
|00:01:19||Her lawsuit helped pave the way
for women boxers everywhere.|
|00:01:22||She's picturing her ex-boyfriend
right now. (BELL DINGS)|
|00:01:25||In Indio, California, Art Stallings.|
|00:01:29||Check out what pure
joy looks like.|
|00:01:32||In Odessa, Texas, the
great Frank Cushman.|
|00:01:36||This april, 26 teams will be
falling all over themselves...|
|00:01:39||to sign him in the
next NFL draft.|
|00:01:42||He's my client, my
most important client.|
|00:01:44||When are you gonna try? When are you
gonna concentrate? You wanna be a champion?|
|00:01:48||(MAN CONTINUES) Believe me, there's genius
everywhere, but until they turn pro...|
|00:01:51||It's like popcorn in
the pan; Some pop...|
|00:01:53||What the heck, coach? You don't
know diddly-squat about golf!|
|00:01:56||MAN: Some don't.
You little shit!|
|00:01:59||I'm the guy you
don't usually see.|
|00:02:02||I'm the one
behind the scenes.|
|00:02:04||I'm the sports agent. Wayne,
I'm gonna hurt you this year.|
|00:02:08||How're you doin'?
I'm doin' fine.|
|00:02:10||Listen, door's always open if you
wanna come and get a real agent.|
You're welcome, Johnnie.|
|00:02:15||I'm gonna go to a meeting now,
and I'm gonna talk about you.|
|00:02:17||'Cause I kill for you.
I'm an animal for you.|
|00:02:19||We gotta win super bowls.
I hail you.|
|00:02:22||Hey, Jerry, how're you doin'?
|00:02:25||MAN: How much is
this gonna cost me?|
|00:02:26||You and I both know there's
a number you can afford.|
|00:02:30||So I'm just gonna write it down, and
we can move forward from there.|
|00:02:34||I can't afford that. No one
said winning was cheap.|
|00:02:38||(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
You know those photos...|
|00:02:40||where the new player holds the team
jersey and poses with the owner?|
|00:02:43||That's me on the left.|
|00:02:45||Inside that building,
that's where I work.|
|00:02:50||Reebok came in
with four million.|
|00:02:53||(CONTINUES) 33 out-of-shape agents
guiding the careers of 1,685...|
|00:02:56||of the most finely
tuned athletes alive.|
|00:02:58||You gotta be tough.
I already have 18 million.|
|00:03:01||I handle the lives and
dreams of 72 clients|
|00:03:03||and get an average of
216 phone calls a day.|
|00:03:05||It's what I do.|
|00:03:06||I will not rest until I
have you holding a coke,|
|00:03:09||wearing your own shoe,
playing a sega game...|
|00:03:11||while singing your own song in
a new commercial starring you,|
|00:03:13||broadcast during the super bowl
in a game you are winning.|
|00:03:16||I will not sleep
until that happens.|
|00:03:18||It's what I do best. I'll give
you 15 minutes to call me back.|
I'll be honest with you.|
|00:03:22||I started noticing it a few years
ago and didn't say a word.|
|00:03:25||FEMALE REPORTER: Was
the girl 16 or 17?|
|00:03:26||In the quest for the big dollars, a lot
of little things were going wrong.|
|00:03:30||There's no proof of anything except
this guy is a sensational athlete!|
|00:03:34||There was no girl!
|00:03:35||Are you Calvin Nack?
Can you sign my card?|
|00:03:40||I'm sorry, little fella. I can't
sign this particular brand of card.|
|00:03:44||Only pro-jam blue dot cards.|
|00:03:46||I just wanted an autograph.|
|00:03:50||Lately, it's gotten worse.|
|00:03:52||SPORTCASTER: Remo with the
puck, and... oh, he goes down!|
|00:04:02||Do you know your name?
Steve Remo. Uh...|
|00:04:08||WIFE: Steven Remo.
Oh, wait. It's coming.|
|00:04:12||My name is Steve Remo.
|00:04:15||I play for Chicago. This
lady here is my wife.|
|00:04:21||And this is my boy,
and this is, uh,|
|00:04:26||Uh, uh, wait.|
|00:04:28||My agent. My agent.|
|00:04:31||I gotta play this weekend. If I play
65% of my games, I get a bonus.|
|00:04:37||I gotta get the bonus.|
|00:04:41||Okay, Jesse. You take
care, little guy.|
|00:04:43||Mr. Maguire? Yeah?|
|00:04:45||This is his fourth concussion.
Shouldn't somebody get him to stop?|
|00:04:48||(BEEPER BEEPING) It would
take a tank to stop your dad.|
|00:04:53||It would take all five Super
Trooper Vr Warriors...|
|00:04:58||To stop your dad.|
|00:05:11||(CONTINUES) Who had I become?
Just another shark in a suit?|
|00:05:27||(MAN TALKING, INDISTINCT)|
|00:05:33||With the skyrocketing salaries, and
you are one of the guys responsible.|
|00:05:42||(JERRY CONTINUES) Two days later at
our corporate conference in Miami,|
MAN: I already had 18 million on the table.|
|00:05:51||BOY: I just want an autograph.
JESSE: Fuck you.|
|00:05:54||DOCTOR: Do you
know your name?|
|00:05:57||JERRY: I couldn't
escape one simple thought.|
|00:06:02||I hated myself.|
|00:06:06||No, no, no.
Here's what it was.|
|00:06:09||I hated my place
in the world.|
|00:06:18||I had so much to say
and no one to listen.|
|00:06:23||And then it happened.|
|00:06:28||It was the oddest,
most unexpected thing.|
|00:06:33||I began writing what they
call "A Mission Statement."|
|00:06:36||Not a memo,
a mission statement.|
|00:06:38||You know, a suggestion for
the future of our company.|
|00:06:43||A night like this doesn't
come along very often.|
|00:06:46||I seized it.|
|00:06:49||What started out as
1 page became 25.|
|00:06:53||Suddenly, I was my
father's son again.|
|00:06:57||I was remembering the simple
pleasures of this job...|
|00:07:00||How I ended up here
out of law school;|
|00:07:02||The way a stadium sounds when one of
my players performs well on the field;|
|00:07:06||The way we are meant to protect
them in health and in injury.|
|00:07:10||With so many clients, we had
forgotten what was important.|
|00:07:15||I wrote and wrote and
wrote and wrote,|
|00:07:18||And I'm not even a writer.|
|00:07:20||I was remembering even the words of
the original sports agent, my mentor,|
|00:07:24||The late, great Dicky Fox,
|00:07:26||The key to this business
is personal relationships.|
|00:07:30||JERRY: Suddenly it was
all pretty clear.|
|00:07:32||The answer was: Fewer clients.|
|00:07:35||Less money. More attention.|
|00:07:38||Caring for them, caring for
ourselves and the games too.|
|00:07:41||Just starting our lives, really.|
|00:07:44||I'll be first to admit it. What I was
writing was somewhat touchy-feely.|
|00:07:49||I didn't care. I had lost
the ability to bullshit.|
|00:07:53||It was the me I'd
always wanted to be.|
|00:07:59||I took it in a bag to a copymat
in the middle of the night...|
|00:08:02||And printed up 110 copies.|
|00:08:04||Even the cover looked like
the catcher in the rye.|
|00:08:07||I entitled it, the things
we think and do not say:|
|00:08:12||The future of our business.|
|00:08:15||That's how you
become great, man.|
|00:08:19||Hang your balls out there.|
|00:08:24||Everybody got a copy.|
|00:08:27||There are dangerous animals in the world.
Some walk on two feet.|
|00:08:30||They don't want peace.
They're not capable of love.|
|00:08:32||Society... and that means you and you...
need protection from these warped minds.|
|00:08:56||Hi, this is Jerry Maguire.
Did those manuscripts get...|
|00:09:00||MAN: They've all gone out.
Oh, they did?|
|00:09:02||Would you like me... oh, no, no.
|00:09:09||(PHONES RINGING) I could
connect you, if you'd like.|
|00:09:14||(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)|
|00:09:18||(PEOPLE CHATTERING, PHONE RINGING)|
|00:09:22||MAN: Front desk.
How may I help you?|
|00:09:34||All right! Hey, finally
|00:09:40||MAN: Good work, Maguire!
MAN: Yeah, yeah!|
JERRY: I was 35.|
|00:10:02||I'd started my life.|
|00:10:05||How long do you give him?|
|00:10:07||'Bout a week.|
|00:10:14||(CHEERING CONTINUES, WHOOPING)
|00:10:19||You're with the sports people on the plane?
Yeah, I'm Jerry Maguire.|
|00:10:22||S.M.I. Bobbi Fallon, B.P.I.|
|00:10:25||I'm producing the coke
commercials for the play-offs.|
|00:10:27||Good luck with that.
Oh, hi. Hi.|
|00:10:32||My son is really allergic to
the material in the blankets,|
|00:10:35||And I was wondering...
that's all we have, okay?|
|00:10:42||I'm sorry if I was
rude just then.|
|00:10:45||That's okay. We're
in it together now.|
|00:10:48||Why is it so easy to talk with you?
Tell me about your fiancee.|
|00:10:52||More champagne? I don't think
we're at your pitch yet.|
|00:10:55||Tell me how you proposed.
Honey, are you all right?|
|00:10:57||You want some juice
|00:10:58||(BABY CONTINUES CRYING)|
|00:11:00||Thank you. But we're hiking
up through the pools.|
|00:11:05||I got the ring in my pocket, and...
(LAUGHS) I'm a little nervous.|
|00:11:10||I'm lagging, you know, and
she says to me... get this...|
|00:11:14||"Hurry up, klutz."|
|00:11:16||It bothered me
somewhat, you know?|
|00:11:19||I got quiet and she got quiet.|
|00:11:21||And I decide, I'm
not gonna propose.|
|00:11:25||The mood is not right.
Why be impulsive?|
|00:11:28||Now, at this point I
know she knows...|
|00:11:30||That I was gonna propose and
didn't, and she knows I know.|
|00:11:33||So we check back into the
pro bowl hotel. How sad.|
|00:11:36||No. But wait.
Little do I know...|
|00:11:39||That my assistant has assumed
that I've now proposed.|
|00:11:43||So she's gotten a lounge band to
actually play "Here Comes the Bride"...|
|00:11:46||When we walk back in.
I love that song.|
|00:11:48||All the football guys are
in the lobby, watching.|
|00:11:51||There's even an ESPN crew.|
|00:11:54||So I turned to her,
sort of grandly say,|
|00:11:57||"Well, this is me, klutz,|
|00:12:00||Asking you, Goddess of rock
climbing, to marry me."|
|00:12:04||I took out the ring.|
|00:12:06||You know, I don't
much like big scenes,|
|00:12:11||She said "yes" right
there in the lobby.|
|00:12:14||Some of the toughest men in
football wept like babies.|
|00:12:17||We're gettin' married
|00:12:19||WOMAN: Oh, Jerry, you two
are gonna be married forever.|
|00:12:25||(BABY CRYING CONTINUES)|
|00:12:29||What's wrong, mom?|
|00:12:32||First class is
what's wrong, honey.|
|00:12:35||It used to be a better meal.
Now it's a better life.|
|00:12:44||P.A. ANNOUNCER: Mr. Waters,
Mr. Charles Waters, Ray!|
|00:12:48||Your party is waiting for you
at the information gate... Ray!|
|00:12:50||On the upper concourse.
Come on, buddy!|
|00:12:52||High five! Ray!|
|00:12:54||Oh, God. Ray! Excuse me.|
|00:12:57||Can I help you?|
|00:13:01||I work in your office.
I was on the junket.|
|00:13:05||I know who you are.
Dorothy Boyd in accounts.|
|00:13:08||You have the side-middle cubicle with
the poster of Albert Einstein's face...|
|00:13:12||Morphed on shaquille
|00:13:14||That's pretty good.|
|00:13:17||Wh-what did you lose here?|
|00:13:19||My son, my mind.
|00:13:27||- Listen, while I look... Dorothy?
|00:13:29||While I go look for him, why don't you
grab this curious gentleman here?|
|00:13:33||- Hee hee!
- Oh. Oh, thank God.|
|00:13:41||You scared me.
You scared me.|
|00:13:44||Don't do that again, ever!
|00:13:47||Ever, ever, ever!
|00:13:51||Dorothy? Take care.|
|00:13:53||Thank you so much.|
|00:13:56||I loved your memo,|
|00:13:59||By the way.|
|00:14:03||- You did?
|00:14:10||Uh, actually it was just a mission...
|00:14:14||I think, in this age, optimism
like that is a revolutionary act.|
|00:14:17||- You think so?
- Oh, yeah.|
|00:14:19||I appreciate that because I
didn't know if I should write it.|
|00:14:22||I mean, it was 2:00
in the morning.|
|00:14:26||I don't know. Some of the
stuff, I just... whoo!|
|00:14:29||No. That part about how we should embrace
what is still virginal in our enthusiasm...|
|00:14:34||Uh... not right now, honey.|
|00:14:36||And force open the tightly clenched fist
of commerce and give a little back...|
|00:14:40||- for the greater good?
|00:14:42||God, I was inspired, and I'm
an accountant, you know?|
|00:14:47||One, two, three, swing!
I mean, to respect yourself enough|
|00:14:49||to say it out loud?|
|00:14:52||To put yourself out there like
that, so openly, so nakedly?|
|00:14:57||I don't know. It got me.
Is this bothering you?|
- No, this is, uh, great.|
|00:15:09||Whoo! Th-this is great.|
|00:15:12||One, two, three, swing!|
|00:15:14||Do you need a ride? Are you okay?
|00:15:17||- Do you need a lift?
- Oh, no.|
|00:15:20||Oh. (LAUGHING) Yeah, I'm sure
that would just make your day.|
|00:15:24||To drive us all the way
out to Manhattan beach,|
|00:15:26||making that left on
tiny Waterloo street,|
|00:15:28||Playing chicken with traffic, your
life flashing before your eyes.|
|00:15:32||I've obviously had too much
coffee, huh? (LAUGHING)|
|00:15:36||It's no problem.
Uh, um, oh,|
|00:15:38||There's my sister
Laurel to pick us up.|
|00:15:54||P.A. ANNOUNCER: Rachel Adams, please
pick up the white courtesy phone.|
|00:16:01||Hey, Ray. Hey, you. Hi, Aunt Laurel.
I'm double parked. Let's go.|
|00:16:04||Oh, sorry, honey.
Is this everything?|
|00:16:08||These three? Come here.
Let me see you.|
|00:16:13||Man, whoever snagged him
must be some classy babe.|
|00:16:19||Don't... Ever... Stop...
|00:16:24||(MOANING) Sooner or
later, I will have to stop.|
|00:16:28||Oh! Never been better!
|00:16:38||Open your eyes.|
|00:16:40||If you ever want me to be
with another woman for you,|
|00:16:44||I would do it.|
|00:16:46||I'm not interested in it. There was
a time, yes, it felt normal for me.|
|00:16:50||But it was a phase,
a college thing,|
|00:16:54||Like torn Levi's or
law school for you.|
|00:16:57||Want anything from the kitchen?
I'm gonna get some fruit.|
|00:17:06||I don't think we need to do the thing
where we tell each other everything.|
|00:17:11||Jerry, this is what intimacy is.|
|00:17:14||Oh, don't forget... tomorrow we
have dinner with Wade Cooksey.|
|00:17:17||I know about the bachelor party.|
|00:17:20||Your buddy dooler worked his ass
off to make you a tribute film.|
|00:17:23||All those guys from the office are coming.
Everybody loves you.|
|00:17:26||Just calm down, relax,
|00:17:30||And have an amazing time.|
Oh, my God. All right.|
|00:17:41||You! You! Sorry.|
- Got you, man!|
|00:17:51||Ethan Valhere. Hey.|
|00:17:54||- Old college buddy, congratulations.
- Thank you.|
|00:17:58||For you. Thank you.|
|00:18:01||And this is for you,
the finest cigar...|
|00:18:04||My club has to offer.|
|00:18:06||This is what it's
all about, man.|
|00:18:09||Everybody loves you.|
|00:18:13||Pisses me off.|
|00:18:17||Whether you're country,
redneck or a freak,|
|00:18:20||Young or old,|
|00:18:22||From Moscow, London or Memphis,|
|00:18:24||(WOMAN'S VOICE) Jerry Maguire...|
|00:18:26||(NORMAL VOICE) will still be
the king of rock and roll to me.|
|00:18:29||Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
Little black book.|
|00:18:33||When I think about Jerry,
my heart starts pounding.|
|00:18:35||Oh. I know Jerry pretty well.|
|00:18:38||(PEOPLE LAUGHING) Hi, Jerry.
|00:18:40||We're still on for lunch tomorrow?
|00:18:42||He was no slouch in bed.
This is the|
|00:18:44||funniest thing I've
ever seen in my life.|
|00:18:46||- You guys are crazy. I'll see you later.
- It's probably a good idea...|
|00:18:50||That Jerry get married;
He won't be alone.|
|00:18:52||He cannot be alone.
He-he can't be alone.|
|00:18:55||He's almost phobic.
Jerry is great at friendship.|
|00:18:59||He's just really
bad at intimacy.|
|00:19:01||(WOMEN'S VOICES) he can't be alone.
He can't be alone.|
|00:19:05||- He can't say "I love you."
- Are you listening, Jerry?|
|00:19:07||Lies, lies, lies. He's an agent.
|00:19:10||- I love you too.
- Hey, love you too.|
|00:19:14||Love you too. Love you, Jerry.|
|00:19:16||I love you, man.
(WOMAN) I love you.|
|00:19:19||♪ Got a pocketful of rainbows|
|00:19:21||- I love you.
- I love you.|
|00:19:30||♪♪ Mr. Heartache|
|00:19:33||(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
♪ I found a way to make you weep ♪♪|
|00:19:37||Good morning, Jenny. Sorry I
missed the bachelor party.|
|00:19:41||Good morning, Jerry. Marcee's already
in your office and she's late...|
|00:19:45||For her plane back to phoenix.
Thank you, Wendy.|
Jerry, I'm glad to see you finally made it.|
|00:19:51||Rod is very, very upset.
Tyson! (CHILD ROARS))|
Hello, Jerry. Long time no see!|
|00:19:59||What did I say, Tyson? How
can I make your life better?|
|00:20:02||Jerry, this is humiliating, and I'm
pregnant and I'm incapable of bullshit.|
|00:20:06||- Where is our offer from Arizona?
- Cronin's okay for lunch?|
|00:20:10||This is one of our agents, Bob Sugar.
He needs to learn to knock. Pleasure.|
|00:20:13||You've called our house, right?|
|00:20:15||I-I'm sorry to interrupt you guys.|
|00:20:17||Now, I don't know what you
do for your four percent,|
|00:20:20||But this man, my husband,
has a whole plan, an image.|
|00:20:23||When you put him in a waterbed warehouse
commercial, you're making him common,|
|00:20:29||When you know we deserve the big four...
shoe, car, clothing line, soft drink.|
|00:20:34||I know about the four jewels of
the celebrity endorsement dollar.|
|00:20:37||Wow. I majored in marketing,
baby, and so did my husband.|
|00:20:40||We came to play.
|00:20:43||The dirty man is back!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!|
|00:20:48||Hey. Hey, buddy.|
|00:20:57||Fine. What's up?
Came here to let you go.|
I came here to fire you, Jerry.|
|00:21:12||It's real. You should say something.|
|00:21:16||It was the funniest story.
|00:21:21||GROUP: ♪ Happy birthday to you.
|00:21:24||♪ Happy birthday to you.|
|00:21:26||A crowded restaurant, so
there won't be a scene.|
|00:21:30||♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪♪|
|00:21:32||(PEOPLE WHOOPING, CHEERING)|
|00:21:39||You... Ungrateful, unctuous...|
|00:21:43||You did this to yourself. You said "fewer
clients." you put it down on paper.|
|00:21:47||Jesus christ! What about me?|
|00:21:49||You know what I went through, knowing
I was gonna have to fire my mentor?|
|00:21:52||Carrying that around in my head for a week?
Could you get past yourself?|
|00:21:58||- You'll lose.
- You wanted smaller.|
|00:22:01||Oh, I'm over it. Now I want
all my clients and yours too.|
|00:22:09||- (PHONE BEEPING)
- (BUSY SIGNAL BEEPING)|
|00:22:25||Wendy, bring me my numbers.|
|00:22:37||(BUSY SIGNAL BEEPING)|
|00:22:43||This is Cush.
Cush! It's Sugar.|
|00:22:44||Look, I'm calling you first'cause you're
the most important guy in sports.|
|00:22:48||I wanna know one thing: How
does that feel, to be a legend?|
|00:22:51||I just want to play football.
It's about to get better.|
|00:22:53||Dad! It's one
of the agents.|
|00:22:55||Wendy, Cushman's line is busy. You
keep calling him 'til you get through.|
|00:22:59||And please bring
me my numbers!|
|00:23:02||J.J., what's up, kid? Yeah, boy.
Have you talked to Maguire?|
|00:23:05||Homeboy had a
meltdown or something.|
|00:23:07||I wanted to tell you I
was talkin' to Doritos|
|00:23:09||about you, and they're
|00:23:10||Martinez. Hold on.
Talk to Rick, okay?|
¿¿ Como esta?|
|00:23:14||Carlo, right now you're paying 25%
of your endorsements to S.M.I.|
|00:23:18||I would cut my commission
by seven percent.|
|00:23:21||I don't wanna say it was drug-induced,
but the guy completely freaked out.|
|00:23:24||You want a guy like that representing
you going into the draft?|
|00:23:27||I've said my piece.
How's your mom?|
|00:23:29||I'm gonna make this decision
easy for you, okay?|
|00:23:32||Just what does your
heart tell you?|
|00:23:37||I'm sorry to hear that.|
|00:23:39||(PHONE RINGING) I can't
believe they fired him.|
|00:23:44||Hey, what's going on?|
|00:23:46||They fired Jerry Maguire.
Did it at Cronin's.|
|00:23:49||S.M.I. This is Cleo.|
|00:23:51||Hey. Listen to me. S.M.I.
|00:23:58||I think you're making a big mistake.
That's how I feel.|
|00:24:01||I'm concerned about your
family, your future.|
|00:24:03||If you stay here, I don't
know what's gonna happen.|
|00:24:05||Jerry, I'm sorry. I have a
longstanding relationship with S.M.I.|
|00:24:09||Do you think Maguire knows what
it's like to be a black guy?|
|00:24:11||Bob Sugar? He's, uh, he's a...|
|00:24:15||He's an entertaining, funny...|
|00:24:17||He said I don't know what it's like to
be a black person? I'm Mr. Black people!|
|00:24:20||(LAUGHS) like I say, I mean,
don't make it harder than it is.|
|00:24:24||I've got to be honest with you. This
is very personally distressing for me.|
|00:24:28||I haven't seen you since we were
with that stripper in Laguna beach.|
|00:24:31||You remember her name?
I do. It was April.|
|00:24:33||That's my job... to remember the names
of scanks you bang on the road.|
|00:24:36||It's not about the money.
I do it all for you.|
|00:24:38||Hello, Merilee? This is Jerry
Maguire still holding for Katarina.|
|00:24:41||I'm talking about money. Ho!
I gotta tell you. It's been a great day.|
|00:24:45||Are you in or out? It's not show friends.
It's show business.|
|00:24:50||You are in. That's good.
He can't do shit.|
|00:24:54||Jerry, I want to cry for what
they did to you at S.M.I.|
|00:24:57||I-If we weren't right in the
middle of the acura deal,|
|00:25:01||You know I'd go with you.|
|00:25:03||Oh, Jerry! Oh, God!
|00:25:09||Call waiting. Who could
be calling me now?|
|00:25:13||(BEEPS) Hi! Kathy Sanders.|
|00:25:15||It's still me, Kathy.
Kathy! Why are you crying?|
So you're in.|
|00:25:25||Rod? Rod, Rod, Jerry Maguire.
How are you doing?|
|00:25:29||Jerry Maguire! (LAUGHING)
How are you doing?|
|00:25:32||How am I doing? I'll tell you
how I'm doing. I'm sweating, dude!|
|00:25:35||I'm sweating my contract.
I'm sweating Bob Sugar...|
|00:25:37||Telling me I'm missing the big
endorsements by being with you.|
|00:25:40||That's how I'm doing. I'm sweating!
You know what I'm saying?|
|00:25:43||That's why I'm calling.|
|00:25:45||No, I hear that you hear what I'm sayin',
but do you truly hear what I'm sayin'?|
|00:25:49||I hear what you're
|00:25:51||Maybe the best thing is that
we get together in person.|
|00:25:54||Rod, I'm sorry. Would you mind holding?
I just got someone.|
|00:25:56||Didn't you tell my wife,
"more personal attention"?|
|00:25:59||Did you not tell my wife,
"more personal attention"?|
|00:26:03||I said, "more personal
|00:26:06||You got eight calls. We're getting started
on my list of things you need to know!|
|00:26:09||Take notes if you want to!|
|00:26:11||I will kill for you. I will
maim, rape and pillage for you.|
|00:26:14||I am a valuable commodity!
I go across the middle!|
|00:26:17||I see a dude coming at
me, trying to kill me,|
|00:26:20||I tell myself, "get
killed, catch the ball."|
|00:26:23||Boo-ya! Touchdown! I
make miracles happen!|
|00:26:26||I need to know...
are you in or out?|
|00:26:28||I'm from Arizona, Jerry! I
broke Arizona records! Rod.|
|00:26:32||I went to Arizona state.
I'm a sun devil, man!|
|00:26:35||- You want Arizona dollars.
|00:26:38||I understand. I'm sitting
here with an ant problem.|
|00:26:41||I got ants goin' up
and down my hallway!|
|00:26:44||My brother Tee Pee's room is
flooded with... look at this!|
|00:26:46||Rod! We got a flood
in Tee Pee's room!|
|00:26:50||- Say hello to Jerry Maguire.
- Hello, brother Maguire.|
|00:26:53||H-hello, Tee Pee. Jerry,
my house is fallin' apart!|
|00:26:56||Nobody's looking out
for Rod Tidwell!|
|00:26:58||We don't know where we
gonna live in a year!|
|00:27:01||And I'm supposed to
be a superstar, man!|
|00:27:04||Rod, I need a decision from you.
Are you in or out?|
|00:27:06||You're gonna be so happy you stayed with
Bob Sugar, 'cause I am the terminator!|
|00:27:10||- I am a role model, Jerry!
- (PHONE LINES BEEPING)|
|00:27:13||I have a family to support.
|00:27:15||♪♪(R & B) I wanna stay in Arizona.
I want my new contract.|
|00:27:18||But I like you. Yes,
I like you, Jerry.|
|00:27:21||My wife likes you. You're good
to my wife. ♪♪(LOUDER)|
|00:27:25||I will stay with you.
That's great. I'm very happy.|
|00:27:29||Are you listening?
|00:27:31||That's what I'm gonna do for you.
God bless you, Jerry.|
|00:27:34||This is what you're gonna do for me.
|00:27:36||Jerry? Yeah, wh-what
can I do for you, Rod?|
|00:27:40||Just tell me, what can I do for you?
It's a very personal,|
|00:27:44||Very important thing.|
|00:27:46||Hell, it's a family motto.|
|00:27:48||Are you ready?
|00:27:49||Wanna make sure you're ready.|
|00:27:51||Here it is.
|00:27:55||Show me the money. Oh-ho-ho!
|00:28:07||Jerry, doesn't that make you
feel good just to say that?|
|00:28:10||Say it with me one time, Jerry.
Show you the money.|
|00:28:14||No, you can do better than that, Jerry.
Say it with meaning, brother!|
|00:28:17||I got Bob Sugar on the other line.
I better hear you say it!|
|00:28:20||Show you the money.
Not show you! Show me the money!|
|00:28:24||Show me the money.
|00:28:27||Show me the money.
That's it, but you got to yell that shit!|
|00:28:31||Show me the money! I
need to feel you, Jerry!|
|00:28:33||Show me the money!
You better yell!|
Show me the money!|
|00:28:38||Show me the money!|
|00:28:42||- Do you love this black man?
- I love this black man!|
|00:28:45||Show me the money!|
|00:28:47||I love black people!
(CONTINUES YELLING) I love black people!|
|00:28:51||- Who's your motherfucker?
- You're my motherfucker!|
|00:28:55||- What you gonna do, Jerry?
- Show me the money!|
You're still my agent.|
|00:29:14||(PEOPLE CHATTERING, PHONES RINGING)|
|00:29:32||Well... don't worry.|
|00:29:38||I'm not gonna do what you
all think I'm gonna do,|
|00:29:41||Which is just flip out!|
|00:29:47||Let me just say...|
|00:29:50||As I... ease out
of the office...|
|00:29:54||I helped build...|
|00:29:56||I'm sorry, but it's a fact!|
|00:29:58||That there is such a thing...|
|00:30:05||A way of treating people.|
|00:30:10||These fish have manners.|
|00:30:13||These fish have manners.|
|00:30:15||In fact, they're coming with me.|
|00:30:17||I'm starting a new company, and
the fish will come with me.|
|00:30:21||You can call me sentimental.|
|00:30:25||The fish, they're
coming with me.|
|00:30:30||Come on. Come on. You come on.|
|00:30:35||Come here. How is that?|
|00:30:42||If anybody else...|
|00:30:45||wants to come with me,|
|00:30:47||This moment will be the
moment of something real...|
|00:30:51||And fun and inspiring...|
|00:30:54||In this Godforsaken business,|
|00:30:57||And we will do it together.|
|00:31:01||Who's comin' with me?
Who's comin' with me?|
|00:31:07||Who's coming with me?
|00:31:13||Who's coming with me
besides flipper here?|
|00:31:23||This is embarrassing.|
|00:31:31||All right. Wendy?|
|00:31:35||- Shall we?
- Ah, jer, I'm...|
|00:31:38||I'm three months away
from the pay increase.|
|00:31:57||I will go with you.|
Dorothy Boyd, thank you.|
|00:32:15||Don't do it. Shh!|
|00:32:35||We'll see you all again.|
|00:32:37||Sleep tight. Bye.|
|00:32:39||JERRY: Let's see how
they do without us.|
|00:32:44||(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS, DOORS CLOSE)|
|00:32:49||(CHATTERING RESUMES, PHONES RINGING)|
|00:32:55||I'll just... oh. Thank you.
|00:33:00||I know this is a bad time, but
you will have a medical program?|
|00:33:03||Oh, sure, yes. Medical.|
|00:33:06||I don't know what I...|
|00:33:09||When you think about what you
did there, don't... don't panic.|
|00:33:13||We're gonna be okay.
We're gonna be great.|
|00:33:16||We're gonna be... great.|
|00:33:19||(BELL DING, DOORS OPEN)
|00:33:53||I wonder what he said.|
|00:33:55||My favorite aunt is
|00:33:58||He just said, "you complete me."|
|00:34:17||WOMAN: We've all got a problem.|
|00:34:19||We're all stuck in
some kind of pattern.|
|00:34:22||It's true. I think he was
making an excellent point.|
|00:34:25||First of all, we have come
here to support one another...|
|00:34:28||And we don't even
listen to one another.|
|00:34:30||Women are... are taught not to
see each other as good people.|
|00:34:35||We see each other
as the enemy. We're...|
|00:34:36||competition for men.
We're competition for...|
|00:34:39||It's true. We are... we have this
terrible competition going on.|
|00:34:43||I really hated women.|
|00:34:45||And then I met you guys,
and you're like me.|
|00:34:49||And it's important because I
know you can be my friends.|
|00:34:53||What about medical?
Of course, medical.|
|00:34:57||You are a single mother. You have
given up the right to be frivolous.|
|00:35:00||If you had read what he wrote, you
would have left with him too.|
|00:35:03||And I can always take
that job in San Diego.|
|00:35:05||Do you know how much those
well-child exams cost? Of course.|
|00:35:07||(BOTH) A hundred
and Fifty dollars.|
|00:35:09||- That's just when he's well.
- Wait. Where is Ray?|
|00:35:13||Asleep in the living room.
|00:35:15||The next time you
decide to lecture me,|
|00:35:17||Don't leave my little boy in that room
with that divorced women's group.|
|00:35:22||So I finally, finally got
in touch with my anger!|
You go, Alice!|
|00:35:29||(CHEERING, LAUGHING CONTINUE)|
|00:35:32||What's her problem?
She quit her job today.|
|00:35:35||My God. What did I do?|
|00:35:39||Function, function, function.|
|00:35:41||Forward motion is everything.|
|00:35:43||Cush saves all.|
|00:35:45||You go to texas. You keep one
superstar, and they'll all follow.|
|00:35:50||There's no real loyalty. None.|
|00:35:52||The first person who told me
that, Jerry Maguire, was you.|
|00:35:56||I think I was trying to sleep with
you at the time. Well, it worked.|
|00:36:00||I will not let you fail.|
|00:36:02||You are Jerry ma-fucking-guire.|
|00:36:05||That's right. King of the house calls.
Master of the living room.|
|00:36:10||Okay, okay. This is working.
This is working.|
|00:36:13||You are not a loser.|
|00:36:17||Who said anything about loser?|
|00:36:20||Mistake. I meant something else.
When do you want to leave?|
|00:36:24||(AIRPLANE ENGINES ROARING)|
- I'm in the back den, Jer.|
|00:36:56||- Hey, you like a bloody beer, Jerry?
- I'm fine.|
|00:36:59||Beer and tomato juice. Huh?|
|00:37:04||Listen, I'm here today. We spent
a lot of time together, Matt.|
|00:37:07||You know how much I care
about you, your son.|
|00:37:09||You know I'm a straight shooter.|
|00:37:11||I'm quite concerned, because
if you stay with S.M.I.,|
|00:37:14||Your son... we decided
to stay with you.|
|00:37:24||I'm not really a hugger, yet...
I can't let go.|
I told myself,|
|00:37:31||"he shows up, we stick with him."|
|00:37:36||- Hey, Jerry. How's it going?
- Hey! Cush.|
|00:37:39||How are you, Cush?
How are you?|
|00:37:42||Remember Keith? Yeah, Keith.
How're you doin'?|
|00:37:44||I want him to go number one in the
draft, and I want him to play.|
|00:37:49||It'll either be Denver or San
Diego trading up to take him.|
|00:37:52||He'll go number one.
I'll either surf or ski. I don't care.|
|00:37:54||- Denver's where he should be.
- I'll give it everything.|
|00:37:58||You know I don't do contracts.|
|00:38:01||But what you do
have is my word,|
|00:38:05||And it's stronger than oak.|
|00:38:08||♪♪("BITCH" by ROLLING STONES)|
|00:38:14||♪ I was so... I was so tired.|
|00:38:16||♪ Can't understand it
|00:38:19||♪ Just call me angel of the morning.
|00:38:24||(COUNTRY)♪ She had faith
she had believers.|
|00:38:28||♪ Breakin' her heart and I'm free.
♪ And I'm free.|
|00:38:35||(SINGING ALONG)♪ Free fallin'.
|00:38:41||♪ Yeah, I'm free-ee-ee...|
|00:38:47||♪ Free fallin'. Whoo!|
|00:38:53||♪ Yeah, I'm free.|
|00:38:57||♪ Free fallin' ♪♪
|00:38:59||- Dorothy? Jerry Maguire.
|00:39:02||Is Avery there?
Uh, she had to fly to Atlanta.|
|00:39:05||- She had a meeting at the NFL office.
- The playhouse rocks.|
|00:39:08||Wait. Oh, God. Jerry!|
Go sit by Chad. Sorry.|
|00:39:13||That was my
son and the nanny.|
|00:39:16||What are they all doing
in our office? Nanny?|
|00:39:19||I prefer "Child Technician."|
|00:39:21||Dorothy? Hello? Yeah, I had the
calls transferred to my house...|
|00:39:24||So I could go over
some of your stuff.|
|00:39:27||That's fine. Dorothy,
we are back.|
|00:39:29||We are so very, very back.|
|00:39:33||I re-signed Cush. We're set!|
|00:39:35||I am so happy for you.|
|00:39:37||Happy for us!
Happy for us.|
|00:39:40||Okay. Happy for us.|
|00:39:42||JERRY: Rod, being at the
draft with me is a good idea.|
|00:39:45||Nobody's showing up at my house!
No, Rod, get on the plane,|
|00:39:47||Meet us at the gate. Why not?|
|00:39:49||Good. We'll see you there.
God bless you, Jerry.|
|00:39:52||Avery'll meet you at the "B" gate
at 4:15. Don't be late.|
|00:39:56||Jerry, do you know the human
head weighs eight pounds?|
|00:40:01||Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only
six years, has passed for 16,303 yards?|
|00:40:07||Do you know bees and
dogs can smell fear?|
|00:40:10||Oh, I put Tidwell on the same
floor at the Marriott Marquis.|
|00:40:13||He doesn't smoke, does he?
I don't know.|
|00:40:16||Did you know the career record for
most hits is 4,256 by Pete Rose,|
|00:40:19||Who is not in the hall of fame?|
|00:40:21||Do you know that my next door
neighbor has three rabbits?|
|00:40:27||I can't compete with that.|
|00:40:29||Okay. So did we go over everything?
|00:40:34||Back on tuesday, right?
|00:40:39||Hey, Ray, have a
good time at school.|
|00:40:42||- Wish me luck.
|00:40:44||♪ That's the way it's
gonna be little darlin'.|
|00:40:50||♪ We'll be riding on the horses yeah|
|00:40:56||♪ Way up in the sky little darlin'|
|00:41:01||♪ If you fall, I'll pick you|
|00:41:03||up, pick you up. ♪♪
|00:41:06||How're you doin', Jerry? Wai...|
|00:41:09||Cush! How are you, man?
|00:41:12||CUSH: Jerry, we should
really be sellin' these.|
|00:41:15||This is my agent. You might
want to get his autograph.|
|00:41:19||- Man, my hand's getting tired.
- Excuse me.|
|00:41:23||- Hey, what's happenin'?
- Are you hootie?|
|00:41:26||No, I am not hootie.|
|00:41:34||(ALL SHOUTING) Cushman, what's
it gonna be, San Diego or Denver?|
|00:41:39||Uh, surf or ski?|
|00:41:44||He'll either surf or ski.
FEMALE REPORTER: Go to Denver!|
|00:41:47||MALE REPORTER: San Diego!
I'll either surf or ski.|
right here! Hey!|
|00:41:54||Rod, at last... I find you.|
|00:41:58||What am I doing here? I feel like
I'm five years late for the prom.|
|00:42:02||Come with me. Nobody gives a
damn about me being here.|
|00:42:05||We're gonna go downstairs and
walk through this lobby.|
|00:42:08||I want every media guy, every
player's rep, everybody...|
|00:42:12||To see you for what you are...|
|00:42:14||The best-kept secret in the NFL.|
|00:42:17||The most commanding wide
receiver in the game.|
|00:42:20||You are fast, fierce,
|00:42:24||You are the man. You are the man.
Are you ready?|
|00:42:26||Let's go. Let's walk.|
|00:42:28||You are the greatest, fiercest.|
|00:42:31||You are the man.|
|00:42:34||Let's do it.|
|00:42:36||Hi. How're you doing?
Tom, how's it going?|
|00:42:40||It's good you were able
to hang onto Cushman.|
|00:42:42||San Diego or Denver?|
|00:42:43||We'll know tomorrow. I want you
to meet Rod Tidwell right now.|
|00:42:46||How're you doing? 110 receptions,
1,550 yards last year.|
|00:42:50||How are you?
Meet Rod Tidwell.|
|00:42:52||What's up, man?|
|00:42:57||Gentlemen, I want you to
meet Rod Tidwell. Hey!|
|00:42:59||110 receptions, 1,550 yards last year.
Rod, feeling good?|
|00:43:06||Feeling great, baby.|
|00:43:08||I'm gonna talk about Rod Tidwell, who is
the fiercest wide receiver in the NFL.|
|00:43:13||Hey. Nice to meet you.|
|00:43:24||I came all that way
just to walk the lobby.|
|00:43:27||Yeah. Might have
even worked too.|
|00:43:30||Yeah? Shit, let's
do that shit again.|
|00:43:35||They're shooting a
Reebok ad down there.|
|00:43:38||Where are my endorsements?|
|00:43:40||I didn't get no love from Chevy.
I didn't get no love from Pepsi.|
|00:43:44||I didn't even get no love from
that little energizer bunny.|
|00:43:47||I ain't getting no
love from Nike. Rod.|
|00:43:49||Obviously, I ain't getting
no love from Reebok.|
|00:43:52||Did I ever tell you about
my Reebok story? Rod.|
|00:43:54||Gotta get back to Cushman.
Oh, you gotta|
|00:43:56||get back to your
|00:43:58||Wait just... I'll
boil it down for you.|
|00:44:01||Fuck Reebok. All they
do is ignore me.|
|00:44:05||Always have. Always have.|
|00:44:09||You know what was great
about you down there?|
|00:44:11||For five minutes you unloaded
that rather large chip...|
|00:44:14||That resides right there
on your shoulder.|
|00:44:16||You let people in. Ohh.|
|00:44:19||You were brilliant.|
|00:44:24||Really? Now, take care.
I'll see you tomorrow.|
|00:44:27||You're lovin' me
now, aren't you?|
|00:44:30||I'm not about love. I'm about
showing you the money!|
|00:44:33||I was just testing you, Jerry!|
|00:44:35||But to hear you say that
makes me love you, baby!|
|00:44:38||You know? Jerry, come back!|
|00:44:41||(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)|
|00:44:44||How was your flight?
Good. How was yours?|
CUSH: What size are you?|
|00:44:50||Twelve and a half. Grab a couple
pair of them new shoes by the door.|
|00:44:55||CUSH: ♪ It's okay to eat fish...|
|00:44:57||♪ 'Cause they haven't
got no feelings.|
|00:45:00||Cush? Matt? We have
a decision to make.|
|00:45:03||♪ Somethin' in the way.|
|00:45:06||San Diego just came in with
a last-minute scenario.|
|00:45:09||- It's big.
- Well, he's got to go number one.|
|00:45:13||He still goes number
one, but San Diego wants|
|00:45:15||to trade up with Denver
and they want him bad.|
|00:45:17||What happened to Denver?|
|00:45:19||This stuff tends to happen the night
before a draft. People get crazy.|
|00:45:23||San Diego, Matt...
|00:45:25||San Diego is crazy to the tune of 7
years for 30, signing bonus of 8.|
|00:45:29||Should I unplug the phone? Reporters.
They been callin' all night long.|
|00:45:33||Be friendly and say, "no comment."
we'll tell the world in 12 hours.|
|00:45:37||Talkin' and saying nothing, man,
it is an art I have not mastered.|
|00:45:41||Well, then let me do it.
|00:45:44||If it's for you,
it's a pleasure.|
|00:45:47||(LOW VOICE) This is Cush.
|00:45:50||It's Sugar. Is Maguire there?
Just sniff if he's there.|
- Okay. All right, buddy, just remember.|
|00:45:57||You're swimmin' with the big boys now.
Let your dad do the talking.|
|00:46:00||I'm the one that got you
the deal you needed.|
|00:46:03||This is business, not friendship.
You gotta be strong.|
|00:46:06||You're global now, worldwide.|
I'll see you later. Bye.|
|00:46:22||(HANGS UP RECIEVER)|
He's got it all wrong.|
|00:46:27||Hey, it's Cush on the big TV again.
I'm sick of me already.|
|00:46:30||I got "Cushlash."
|00:46:34||♪ Cushlash, cushlash
cushlash, cushlash ♪♪|
|00:46:43||Now, Matt, before I
go back to Denver,|
|00:46:46||We should put something
down on paper.|
|00:46:49||Something that says, "Hey, I'm with
Jerry Maguire." Not right now.|
|00:46:59||Do I know everything there
is to know here, Matt?|
|00:47:05||(CHUCKLES) You fellas aren't talking
with Bob... Bob Sugar, are you?|
|00:47:10||Apparently, Denver wanted to
deal with him instead of you.|
|00:47:15||Said who? Sugar?|
I'm learning as I go here.|
|00:47:22||So you empowered Bob Sugar to
deal with Denver behind my back?|
|00:47:27||I'm sorry. I, uh...|
|00:47:30||I love my son.
I love your son. I love your son!|
|00:47:34||I brought Denver to 20 million.
Denver deals with me all the time!|
|00:47:38||You listened to Sugar!|
|00:47:40||Bob Sugar, Matt, is a child.|
|00:47:43||You let that snake in the door?|
|00:47:48||Okay, hey, Matt. This
is a rookie mistake.|
|00:47:52||You want Denver. I'll fix
this whole thing up for you.|
|00:47:55||You didn't sign anything
with Sugar, right?|
|00:48:03||Tell me you didn't sign.|
|00:48:05||Tell me you didn't sign,|
|00:48:08||'Cause I'm still sort of moved by your
"my word is stronger than oak" thing.|
|00:48:14||We signed an hour ago.|
|00:48:18||You were in the lobby
with the black fella.|
|00:48:25||CUSH: I'm sorry, Jerry. I
just wanna play football.|
|00:48:32||What do I do?
How do I spin this?|
|00:48:34||Oh, honey, it's spun.|
|00:48:37||What did I do to you?|
|00:48:40||It's all about you, isn't it?
Soothe me. Save me. Love me.|
|00:48:44||Could you stop moving?
I have to finish my job.|
|00:48:47||Everything is on the fucking
run with us. Everything!|
|00:48:49||Jerry, you and I are
salespeople. We sell.|
|00:48:53||It's not "Love me." It's
not "Trust my handshake."|
|00:48:56||It's "Make the sale,"
"Get it signed."|
|00:48:58||There shouldn't be
confusion about that.|
|00:49:00||Just jump right into my nightmare.
The water is warm.|
|00:49:03||So honesty is outlawed here?
I can't be honest?|
|00:49:06||I would prefer loyalty.
What was our...|
|00:49:09||...deal when we
first got together?|
|00:49:11||Brutal truth, remember?|
|00:49:13||I think you added the "Brutal."|
|00:49:16||Jerry, there is a sensitivity
thing that some people have.|
|00:49:21||I don't have it.
I don't cry at movies.|
|00:49:24||I don't gush over
babies. I don't start|
five months early!|
|00:49:28||I don't tell a man who just screwed
up both our lives, "Oh, poor baby."|
for better or worse.|
|00:49:35||But I do love you.|
Didn't hear it.|
|00:49:45||There's something missing
here, don't you think?|
|00:49:48||- You have never been alone.
- Listen to me.|
|00:49:50||- You can't be alone.
- It's over.|
|00:49:57||No one has ever dumped me.|
|00:50:01||I'm not trying to
make history here.|
|00:50:04||I did the 23-hour nose route
to the top of El Capitan...|
|00:50:08||in 18 hours and 23 minutes.|
|00:50:10||I can make this work.|
|00:50:21||Hey, hey, hey, hey.|
|00:50:29||I didn't ever want to hurt you.|
|00:50:36||Oh! Ohh! Ohh!|
|00:50:41||I won't let you hurt me, Jerry.|
|00:50:43||I'm too strong for you. Loser!|
|00:50:52||Roll with the punches.
Tomorrow's another day.|
|00:50:59||You lovin' me now, aren't you?|
|00:51:02||Very much. Taxi!|
|00:51:05||Is it my imagination, or
didn't we arrive in a limo?|
|00:51:09||The question I have to say is this,
and I hope this doesn't come off...|
|00:51:12||Like I'm a shrink.
|00:51:16||Man, I'm just a big
|00:51:19||- Look at this. Jerry.
- Can't change it.|
|00:51:22||Everybody cries on this show.
Can't change it.|
|00:51:25||You mad you tested positive?
Quit doin' blow!|
|00:51:28||Upset about your baby girl?|
|00:51:31||Why'd you leave the mother?
I knew her. She was all right.|
|00:51:34||People, like the media,
|00:51:36||What kind of problems and
pressures 54 million come with.|
|00:51:40||This is some bullshit. What
are you doin' with me, Rod?|
But I'm still poor in life.|
JERRY: Don't you even see?|
I don't have nothing! I'm finished.|
|00:51:50||I am fucked.|
ago, man, I was hot.|
|00:51:56||Now... I'm a cautionary tale.|
|00:52:00||See this jacket I'm wearing?
You like it?|
|00:52:03||'Cause I don't need it, because
I'm cloaked in failure!|
|00:52:06||I lost the number-one draft pick
the night before the draft!|
|00:52:10||Why? Let's recap.|
|00:52:12||Because a hockey player's kid made
me feel like a superficial jerk.|
|00:52:17||I had two slices of bad pizza,
went to bed and grew a conscience!|
|00:52:28||I got a shelf life
of ten years, tops.|
|00:52:32||My next contract gotta
bring me dollars|
|00:52:34||that'll last me and
mine a very long time.|
|00:52:36||I'm out of this
sport in five years.|
|00:52:39||What's my family gonna live on?
|00:52:43||What you get me. So I don't
want to hear your shit, Jerry.|
|00:52:47||I don't wanna hear
your "nah, nah, nah!"|
|00:52:50||I lost Cush, Avery and shit."|
|00:52:52||I'll have another drink, please.|
|00:52:55||Anybody else would've
left you by now.|
|00:52:58||I'm sticking with you.
I said I would.|
|00:53:01||If I got to ride your ass like zorro,
you're gonna show me the money.|
|00:53:06||You gonna show
me the money.|
|00:53:09||♪♪(HEADPHONES: JAZZ) We together
on this. Know what I'm saying?|
|00:53:14||We gonna be one. Uhh!|
|00:53:17||The both of us! You know?|
|00:53:21||Oh, my God.|
|00:53:27||(ANSWERING MACHINE) You
have no messages. (BEEPS)|
|00:53:46||(PHONE BEEPING, RINGING)|
|00:53:55||He's coming over.|
- He just lost his best client.|
|00:53:59||I invited the guy over.|
|00:54:01||Dorothy, this is not a
guy, it's a syndrome:|
|00:54:12||If, knowing all that,
you still want him|
|00:54:14||to come over...
Honey, he's engaged.|
|00:54:16||And for the first time
in my professional|
|00:54:18||life I'm part of
something I believe in.|
|00:54:21||Okay. But he'd better
not be good-looking!|
|00:54:30||I'm Jerry Maguire.|
|00:54:35||You are... Just the
way I pictured you.|
|00:54:38||I'm her disapproving
|00:54:42||(GROANS) Mmm. Thank you.|
|00:54:52||Dorothy! Your... Boss is here.|
|00:55:04||- Hi. Thanks for inviting me over.
|00:55:09||Where's the little guy?|
Oh, yeah. Sleeping.|
|00:55:14||I'm so glad you're home.|
|00:55:16||You know, I just... that, uh, alone
thing is not my, uh, specialty.|
|00:55:21||- Oh, my God.
- Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, uh...|
|00:55:26||Well, I broke up with Avery.|
|00:55:32||It's just, uh...|
|00:55:35||That... gosh, you
know, that's too bad.|
|00:55:38||No, it's... it's better,|
|00:55:40||Because we're still gonna
be friends, and...|
|00:55:42||You know, it's better now than later.
|00:55:45||You know, I mean, I'm...|
|00:55:48||I'm dyin' here, aren't I?
Yeah, it's a really bad cut.|
|00:55:52||Well, just think if I'd got
her the ring she really wanted.|
- Why don't you have a seat.|
|00:56:03||Yeah. I'll, uh...|
|00:56:06||I'll get some Aloe Vera for that cut.
|00:56:11||- Do you have something to drink?
|00:56:19||- I heard.
- No kidding.|
|00:56:22||I looked over and saw
the shadow of two|
|00:56:24||curious shoes in the
doorway of the kitchen.|
|00:56:26||This guy would go
home with a gardening|
|00:56:28||tool right now, if
it showed interest.|
|00:56:30||Don't use those. Use
the frosted glasses.|
|00:56:33||Thank you. You're welcome.|
|00:56:35||I warmed up some of that
chicken with salsa for you.|
|00:56:37||Ohh, that's the girl I love.|
|00:56:39||I'm not gonna say
anything, just this:|
|00:56:41||You have always been very
responsible with Ray.|
|00:56:43||I don't think it's right
for him to wake up and|
|00:56:45||hear some strange man's
voice in the house.|
|00:56:47||Some drunken stranger.|
|00:56:49||Oh, as opposed to
ten angry women?|
Okay, I've got it.|
|00:56:57||Ohh. Still edible.
Change your shirt.|
|00:57:12||Aren't, uh, you
supposed to be in bed?|
|00:57:17||(WHISPERS) All right.|
|00:57:20||I won't tell.|
|00:57:22||The human head
weighs eight pounds.|
I think it's this one.|
|00:57:42||ROD: You should be
dreamin' about me, baby.|
|00:57:44||My agent should be
thinking Rod Tidwell.|
|00:57:47||That's when the big
dollars are gonna flow.|
|00:57:50||That's when we truly will materialize
the "kwan." Who is this?|
|00:57:53||Who is this? You are
speaking to the Rod Tidwell.|
|00:57:56||I need to speak with my agent.
I need to be my agent.|
|00:57:59||My agent and I should be one.
Are you a football player?|
|00:58:02||Am I a football player? I'm a school
teacher about to whomp your ass!|
|00:58:07||Put Jerry Maguire on the phone!|
|00:58:09||One more thing: You don't
have the luxury of|
|00:58:11||falling for some
drowning man. Be practical.|
|00:58:13||"Practical"? High Turtleneck
sensible or Low V-Neck sexy?|
|00:58:17||Turtleneck, Turtleneck. Come on.
Don't tell me to be practical.|
|00:58:20||Do you know what other women
my age are doing right now?|
|00:58:23||They're out partying, trying to
get a man, trying to keep a man.|
|00:58:27||Not me, Laurel.|
|00:58:29||I'm trying to raise a man.
|00:58:32||I've got a 24-hour-a-day reminder
of Roger for the rest of my life.|
|00:58:37||I've had three lovers
in four years.|
|00:58:41||That's not bad. And all of
them ran a distant second...|
|00:58:43||To a good book
and a warm bath.|
|00:58:46||Look at me, Laurel.|
|00:58:48||I'm the oldest 26-year-old
in the world.|
|00:58:51||- Now, how do I look?
|00:58:55||ROD: Seventy-two percent of
new buyers are african-american!|
|00:58:58||I am african-american. Make
the connection. You talk too much.|
|00:59:01||No, no, no! Talking is only a
primitive form of communication!|
|00:59:04||Fun talking to you. Bye, Rod.
|00:59:08||LAUREL: Make a sandwich.
DOROTHY: Good idea.|
I just wanna say one thing:|
|00:59:13||You do listen to me.
Well, I love you.|
|00:59:17||JERRY: Oppression... As a religion.|
|00:59:20||My daddy worked for the
united way for 38 years.|
|00:59:23||You know what he said
when he retired?|
|00:59:25||"I wish they'd given me a
more comfortable chair."|
|00:59:28||38 years he sat in that...
wait, wait, wait. And then my dad died.|
|00:59:31||My mom took me to the
zoo, and I love the zoo...|
|00:59:35||No, wait, wait, 'cause I wanna
tell you more about my dad.|
|00:59:39||No, let's go to the zoo.|
|00:59:42||(SIGHS) Okay. Okay.|
|00:59:45||No, you're right.|
|00:59:47||I don't know, it's just my whole life
I've been trying to talk, I mean...|
|00:59:54||But no one wants to listen to me.
You know that feeling?|
|00:59:58||They just look at you...
let's go right now. Let's go to the zoo.|
|01:00:03||Ray, the zoo, you know...|
|01:00:04||The fuckin' zoo's
closed, Ray, I mean...|
|01:00:10||(WHISPERS) You said "fuck."|
|01:00:13||Yeah, I did. I, uh... is that...|
|01:00:17||I won't tell.|
|01:00:24||Now I'm gonna have to
take you to the zoo.|
|01:00:27||(PLATES CLATTERING, LAUREL, DOROTHY CHATTERING)
I gotta go to bed.|
|01:00:30||My mom's coming. I gotta go to bed.
|01:00:33||(CHATTERING CONTINUES) I hear my mom.
I gotta go to bed.|
|01:00:37||Hey, thanks for listening. Sure.|
|01:00:43||Drinks, food, and I
called you a cab.|
|01:00:50||And we should keep our voices down.
I have a little boy asleep.|
|01:01:02||Look, uh, a little, uh,|
|01:01:05||A little speech before I go.|
|01:01:12||Do... Not... Worry...
About your future.|
|01:01:18||You and your son...|
|01:01:20||We... are just fine.|
|01:01:22||You still have a job.|
|01:01:25||But let me tell you something...|
|01:01:28||About Jerry Maguire, okay?|
|01:01:31||You come after me, and you...
|01:01:35||You know, because
I am a survivor.|
|01:01:39||I'm a survivor.|
|01:01:41||Dorothy Boyd, you are
with the lord...|
|01:01:45||of the living room,|
|01:01:47||The, the king of the kingdome,|
|01:01:50||And I... Am...|
|01:02:06||We meet again.|
|01:02:38||I care about the job,|
|01:02:43||But mostly I just
wanna be inspired.|
|01:02:49||What you wrote inspired me.|
|01:02:52||Ohh... no, no, no. No, hey.|
|01:02:54||I'm working with you
because of that memo.|
|01:03:00||I loved that memo.|
|01:03:06||It was a mission statement.|
|01:03:18||(CAR HORN HONKING)|
|01:03:23||Sorry about the hand.|
|01:03:29||Do you know that feeling, uh,|
|01:03:36||Completely embarrassed yet,|
|01:03:39||But you glimpse
|01:03:41||Don't worry about it, boss.|
|01:03:44||Oh, shit. You said "boss."|
|01:03:47||Yeah, I did. Now I
feel like Clarence Thomas.|
|01:03:50||No, don't feel like
|01:03:53||No, no, I do. I feel
like Clarence Thomas.|
|01:03:56||I'm, like, harassing
you right now.|
|01:03:58||Well, I may not sue.
|01:04:12||- Good evening.
- Good evening.|
|01:04:18||Look, don't worry, okay?
I mean, don't...|
|01:04:23||We're gonna be okay, because I
am gonna take my one client...|
|01:04:29||And we are gonna go...
All the way.|
|01:04:37||(ENGINE STARTS) D... Don't worry.|
(MAN SHOUTING) Frisco! Razor! Razor!|
|01:04:47||(CONTINUES SHOUTING, INDISTINCT)|
JERRY: Way to go! Good catch!|
ROD: Hey, man, you can't...|
MAN: All right! Good job! Good job!|
|01:05:07||We gotta talk about
his contract, Dennis.|
|01:05:09||Meet me at the
|01:05:36||JERRY: Tell me you got
lost last night, because|
|01:05:38||I know you wouldn't
do that to a friend.|
|01:05:40||Something came up.
Yeah, well, it's okay.|
|01:05:43||Ten million dollars
for four years.|
|01:05:45||It's early. You're still dreamin'.
Ten for four, it's a deal.|
|01:05:48||Look, the guy's got
an attitude problem.|
|01:05:52||- I can help you with that. He listens to me.
- He's a shrimp.|
|01:05:56||"Shrimp"? Rod Tidwell broke every
receiving record you had last year.|
|01:05:59||I want a prototypical wide receiver,
Jerry... somebody who's 6'3, 220,|
|01:06:03||Not some guy who's 5'10 and
bitches in the locker room.|
|01:06:07||Dennis, I'm asking you...|
|01:06:11||For a favor.|
|01:06:13||I introduced you
to your wife.|
|01:06:15||We've spent Christmases
together, holiday cheer.|
Jerry, you're reachin'.|
|01:06:22||I-I'm asking you for a favor!|
|01:06:25||Don't do this to me. We
have history, Dennis.|
|01:06:28||Oh, yeah, we got history,
all right, Jerry.|
|01:06:31||You drove the prices
up on me for years.|
|01:06:34||It's your turn to spend some
time at the back of the line.|
|01:06:37||No, no, no, dennis, don't...|
|01:06:43||I started talking with Dennis Wilburn
about your renegotiation this morning.|
|01:06:56||Chris Carter. I smoke
all these fools!|
|01:07:00||Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yet they are
makin' the big, sweet dollar.|
|01:07:03||They are makin' the kwan.|
|01:07:06||And you're talking.|
|01:07:11||"Kwan." that's your word?|
|01:07:13||Hell, yeah, that's my word.|
|01:07:15||You know, some dudes might have the
coin, but they'll never have the kwan.|
|01:07:19||Wh-what is... it means love,respect,
community and the dollars too.|
|01:07:25||The entire package.
- No, I air dry.|
|01:07:37||Uh, listen, Rod.|
|01:07:39||I-I say this with great
respect for you,|
|01:07:44||But those players
you mentioned, Rod,|
|01:07:47||They're marquee players,
and this deal, we're...|
|01:07:52||Y-you know, we...
|01:07:54||Here's what I'm saying.
This is a renegotiation.|
|01:07:57||We want more, so let's give them more.
Let's show them your pure joy of the game.|
|01:08:02||Let's bury the attitude a little
bit and show them...Wait.|
|01:08:07||- You're tellin' me to dance.
|01:08:10||I'm saying to get back to the guy who
first started playing this game.|
|01:08:15||Remember way back when,
when you were a kid?|
|01:08:18||It wasn't just about
the money, was it?|
|01:08:26||Do your job.|
|01:08:28||Don't you tell me to dance!
|01:08:31||Hey. Hey! Fine!|
|01:08:33||I am an athlete!
I am not an entertainer!|
- These are the ABC's of me, baby!|
|01:08:40||I do not dance, and I do not start
preseason without a contract.|
|01:08:43||Fine, fine! Fine!|
|01:08:46||Jerry, talk to me. Breathe.|
|01:08:53||I am out here for you.|
|01:08:56||You don't know what it's like
to be me out here for you.|
|01:09:00||It is an up-at-dawn,
|01:09:04||That I will never fully
tell you about. Okay?|
|01:09:10||Just, God, help me.|
|01:09:13||Help me, Rod.
Help me help you.|
|01:09:18||Help me help you.|
|01:09:22||Help me help you.|
|01:09:35||You are hangin' on by
a very thin thread.|
|01:09:40||And I dig that about you!|
|01:09:43||(GIGGLING) No contract?|
|01:09:45||"Help me, help me, help me!"|
|01:09:49||That's my... that's my man!|
|01:09:51||Hey, I'm happy to entertain you.|
|01:09:54||"Help me! Help me!"|
I'll see you in Los Angeles.|
|01:09:59||Jerry! Come on, man!|
|01:10:02||Hey! See, that's the
difference between us.|
|01:10:05||You think we're fightin', and I
think we're finally talkin'!|
|01:10:14||Unless you love everybody,
you can't sell anybody.|
|01:10:28||Dennis Wilburn called
|01:10:30||To say he's faxing in the new offer
for Tidwell on thursday morning.|
|01:10:33||He said you'd
be happy. Glad.|
|01:10:35||Well, did he say
"happy" or "glad"?|
|01:10:38||Glad. He said
|01:10:41||Glad's good. Yeah.|
|01:10:44||Glad's good. Yeah, we could
sure use that commission.|
|01:10:47||Here, I did a rundown on
where you stand financially.|
|01:10:54||Well, I sunk most of what I had into
this condo, you don't have to explain.|
|01:10:58||Which devalued and...|
|01:11:00||Look, the other night,
uh... I want to apologize.|
|01:11:04||Yeah. What happened there?|
|01:11:06||We're two people working together.
We can't have atmosphere.|
|01:11:10||No, I'm really relieved
you said that.|
|01:11:13||The other night I was lonely...|
|01:11:16||And I felt you
|01:11:19||But look, we've got a company
to think about here. Yes.|
|01:11:22||I will never take advantage
of you in that way again.|
|01:11:26||Good. You walked out on a job for
me, and this is how I repay you?|
|01:11:30||Can this be right?|
|01:11:33||I know this is one of
those times when you|
|01:11:36||need to be alone with
|01:11:39||And think about everything that's gone
wrong and how to fix it and, you know,|
|01:11:43||Just be alone.|
|01:11:53||- You wanna go out to dinner?
- I know a great place.|
|01:11:57||The guy's an utter
loser so I broke up|
|01:11:59||with him, and then he
started stalking me.|
|01:12:02||What's the current
definition of stalking?|
|01:12:04||WOMAN: Coming over uninvited.
|01:12:06||"Coming over uninvited." So, like,
Romeo under the balcony is a stalker?|
|01:12:11||Exactly. Oh, stop.|
(WOMEN EXCLAIMING, CHATTERING)|
|01:12:14||I love guys like that. I would
date somebody that way.|
|01:12:17||I would too. I would date
anybody, for that matter.|
|01:12:21||He's always just coming
over uninvited... excuse me.|
|01:12:26||Good evening, I... I'm
looking for Dorothy Boyd.|
|01:12:31||She's in the kitchen.|
|01:12:33||Laurel. Jerry. Hi.|
|01:12:37||Where you takin'
her tonight, huh?|
|01:12:39||(CHATTERING CONTINUES, FAINT)
You're the nanny, is that...|
|01:12:41||- au pair.
- A-au pair, is it?|
|01:12:46||Jerry! Whoa! Ray!|
- He likes you.|
|01:12:54||My goodness. Look, Ray, I
got some gifts for ya.|
|01:12:58||Do you like presents?
|01:13:00||Good, good. All right.|
|01:13:01||Here's the Arizona Cardinals.|
|01:13:03||This is the team
that Rod plays for.|
laundry off, Jerry?|
|01:13:08||Would you like, uh, a hat?
Steelers? For me? Wow.|
|01:13:11||Got some things, you know.
Got it in gray too.|
|01:13:14||RAY: Thanks, Jerry.
You're very welcome.|
|01:13:17||Oh, my goodness, look what
I've got here. This is an energy bar.|
|01:13:20||This will keep you up all night.|
|01:13:22||See, that's not a good idea.
I'll take that.|
|01:13:25||Yeah. Aunt Laurel'll eat that.|
|01:13:28||Hey. Looks like
you've got a fan.|
|01:13:35||Wow. That's more than a dress.|
|01:13:37||- That's an Audrey Hepburn movie.
|01:13:39||I guess I got a little
revved up at the idea|
|01:13:41||of an evening among adults.
No offense, buddy.|
|01:13:44||Jerry, did you meet Chad? Chad, Jerry.
Jerry, Chad.Yeah, we di...|
|01:13:48||Am I dressed okay?
I didn't realize...|
|01:13:54||Chad, don't let him
stay up too late.|
|01:13:57||Tonight I'm going to teach
Ray here about jazz.|
|01:14:01||Good. That'll put him to sleep early.
|01:14:05||- I wanna go too.
- Oh, no, no, sweetheart.|
|01:14:08||You stay here with Chad, okay,
and be good? Give me a kiss.|
|01:14:14||Let's go. Excuse me.|
|01:14:16||Let's go. Hmm?
Okay. Good night.|
|01:14:18||- Good night.
- Give me a hug.|
|01:14:51||(WOMEN CONTINUE CHATTERING, FAINT)|
|01:15:03||- Go ahead. I'll meet you at the car.
|01:15:06||Just forgot the keys.
No big deal.|
|01:15:08||That is the first time I have ever
seen him kiss a man just like a dad.|
|01:15:14||Wasn't that just thrilling? He must
really have been needing that.|
|01:15:19||Take it easy. Don't cry at
the beginning of a date.|
|01:15:21||Cry at the end, like I do.|
|01:15:22||You all right?
All right. Okay. Okay.|
|01:15:24||And don't be a shoulder
for him to cry on either.|
|01:15:26||That's all I'm gonna say.|
|01:15:28||Keys, keys. Oh, keys. Okay.|
|01:15:30||(SIGHS) Oh, dear.|
|01:15:35||♪ She'd let you in her house|
|01:15:39||♪ If you come knockin' late at night|
|01:15:46||♪ She'd let you in her mouth|
|01:15:51||♪ If the words you say are right|
|01:15:55||(CUSTOMERS CHATTERING, LAUGHING )|
|01:15:57||♪ If you pay the price ♪♪
Ever since you've met me,|
|01:16:07||It was laziness, you know,
my breakup with Avery.|
|01:16:10||That thing you say... "It's nobody's
fault." It's one of the great lies.|
|01:16:14||Somebody is always to blame.|
|01:16:17||You go for it like you do a job.|
|01:16:19||Work at it.|
|01:16:21||But maybe love shouldn't
be such hard work.|
|01:16:26||Yeah, yeah, maybe so.|
|01:16:30||I mean, it's not every day you say
good-bye to a woman like that.|
|01:16:37||A song for the lovers?|
|01:16:39||No, thank you. Oh, no.|
|01:16:41||No, no. We work together.|
|01:16:43||This is like an office meeting.
But thank you. Thanks.|
|01:16:47||But I know what you mean.|
|01:16:50||It wasn't like my marriage to
Roger was any good even before...|
Let's not tell our sad stories.|
I'll be back in just a second, okay?|
|01:17:44||♪ I realize you're seeing someone new
No, they sting.|
|01:17:47||Let Chad catch the bee in the glass.
No, he won't hurt him.|
|01:17:51||♪♪ (CONTINUES) You've got such
a good heart, buddy. I love you.|
|01:17:54||♪ Your temperamenta I moody side|
|01:17:57||♪ The one you've always
tried to hide from me|
|01:18:04||♪ Me estoy muriendo poco
a poco frente a ti|
|01:18:09||♪ Me estas robando todo
aquello que te di ♪♪|
|01:18:22||Well, this... Would
be good night.|
|01:18:29||I'll see you tomorrow. Big day.
I'll see you tomorrow.|
|01:18:57||Well, good night.|
|01:19:40||Let me fix this.|
|01:20:37||I think you should not come in.|
|01:20:42||Or come in.|
|01:20:47||Depending on how you feel.|
|01:20:51||Same to you. No.|
|01:20:55||I have to go in.|
I live here.|
|01:21:14||I'll come in.|
|01:21:29||Are you sure we wanna do this?|
|01:21:36||Oh, hell, yes. Yeah.|
|01:21:47||How is he? Did he have a good night?
Yeah. He's asleep.|
|01:21:51||Good. How'd it go
with sport boy?|
|01:22:03||How are you?|
|01:22:08||Treat her right.|
|01:22:10||Yeah. She's, uh...|
|01:22:20||I know this might be a bit awkward,
but, uh, I want you to use this.|
|01:22:26||Oh, look... God. Chad.|
|01:22:28||Oh, no, no, no.|
|01:22:30||This... is Miles Davis
and John Coltrane.|
|01:22:38||Two masters of freedom playing at a
time before their art was corrupted...|
|01:22:43||By a zillion cocktail
|01:22:46||Who destroyed the legacy of
the only american art form:|
|01:22:56||I put some
mingus on there too.|
|01:23:10||Chad, I got it.|
|01:23:16||♪♪ (TAPE DECK: JAZZ)|
|01:24:06||You know this is gonna
(CONTINUES, TEMPO CHANGE: RAPID)|
What is this music?|
|01:24:56||♪♪ (LOUD ROCK)
I love getting up in the morning!|
|01:24:59||I clap my hands and say, "This
is gonna be a great day!"|
|01:25:05||Great. You really
needed to do this.|
|01:25:10||♪♪ (ELECTRONIC GUITER RIFF)|
|01:25:22||I'm getting him up,
so don't worry.|
|01:25:27||Just waiting for the coffee.
I don't care about...|
|01:25:30||Just tell me one thing. No.|
|01:25:35||Why are you acting like that?
Because I'm worried...|
|01:25:37||That you're putting all
your faith in this guy who,|
|01:25:40||Because of the way
things are going, might|
|01:25:41||not have an emotional
marble in his head.|
If I start talking...|
|01:25:45||LAUREL: You please. So what does that
make me for taking the opportunity?|
|01:25:49||LAUREL: Men are different people when
they're hanging onto the bottom rung.|
|01:25:53||Maybe I am taking advantage.|
|01:25:55||Does that make
me a bad person? Huh?|
|01:25:58||All I know is I found someone and
he was popular and charming...|
|01:26:01||And not so nice to me,
and he died, okay?|
|01:26:04||So why should I let this guy go
when everything in my body says...|
|01:26:08||That this one is the one.|
|01:26:11||Take it easy, all right? I was just
looking for a few fun details.|
|01:26:14||Oh. Well, why didn't you say so?|
|01:26:17||Well, I don't know if you're
interested in this one little detail...|
|01:26:21||Yeah. What? I was just
about to tell you...|
|01:26:26||That I love him.|
|01:26:30||I do! I love him!|
|01:26:33||And I don't care what you think.|
|01:26:35||I love him for the... for
the man he wants to be,|
|01:26:38||And I love him for the
man that he almost is.|
|01:26:42||I love him, Laurel.|
|01:26:44||I love him. I love him.|
|01:26:58||Tell me he's not there.
He's not there.|
|01:27:03||Easy, ladies, easy.|
|01:27:06||- Coffee, Jerry?
- Oh, no, thanks.|
|01:27:08||We bottom feeders, we
prefer cereal first.|
|01:27:13||RAY: Let's have apple jacks.|
|01:27:15||Apple jacks? Apple jacks, it is.|
|01:27:20||♪ That's the way it's gonna be
Good morning, darling.|
|01:27:22||♪ Little darlin'|
|01:27:26||♪ We'll be riding on the horses
What's going on, Jerry?|
|01:27:28||Well, a lot, actually.
We've got a big fax today.|
we need this commission, buddy.|
|01:27:33||Need this commission. Milk?|
♪ If you fall|
|01:27:37||♪ I'll pick you up pick you up ♪♪
|01:27:46||That was really great
of you this morning.|
|01:27:50||Look, let's just root
for a big offer...|
|01:27:53||So we can move out of this
room and into a real office.|
|01:27:58||Would you mind?
Thanks a lot.|
|01:28:12||You know, it's just...|
|01:28:17||One-point-seven for three years?|
|01:28:20||Man, we owe more than that!
This is how the game is played.|
|01:28:23||Now I'm gonna go back to them.
And say what?|
|01:28:25||- "Please remove your dick from my ass"?
|01:28:28||I'm sorry, I'm just a little
pregnant right now. That's okay.|
|01:28:32||I feel like cryin', Jerry. I feel
like bustin' the room up. I know.|
|01:28:35||Rod, let's not take
|01:28:37||We're gonna roll with
this problem, okay?|
|01:28:40||What are you so calm about? What do
you mean, "roll with this problem"?|
|01:28:44||"Don't take it emotionally"?|
|01:28:46||You haven't gotten emotional enough
over this man! Well, I disagree.|
|01:28:50||Somebody get me Bob
Sugar on the phone.|
|01:28:55||You wanna leave me?|
|01:28:57||A lot of agents say a lot of shit.
So, what do you stand for?|
|01:29:00||You wanna leave me?
What do you stand for?|
|01:29:03||How about a little piece of
integrity in this world...|
|01:29:06||That's so full of greed
and lack of honorability|
|01:29:08||that I don't know what
to tell my son...|
|01:29:10||Except "Have a look at a guy who
isn't yelling 'show me the money'?"|
|01:29:14||You know he's broke?|
|01:29:15||He is broke and working
for you for free.|
|01:29:19||Broke. Broke, broke, broke.|
|01:29:25||I'm sorry. I'm just not as
good at the insults as she is.|
|01:29:27||- No, that was pretty good.
- No shit.|
|01:29:32||Let me show you something.|
|01:29:40||Rod, read this. Whoa,
no, no, no, no.|
|01:29:43||Jerry, I just think that...|
|01:29:45||(WHISPERING) Jerry, I
think it's important...|
|01:29:48||That came from your heart and you
shouldn't deny it. I appreciate it.|
|01:29:51||You should be proud
of that, and I|
|01:29:52||think they should read it.
|01:29:54||Tell me what to do.|
|01:29:57||You tell me to eat lima
beans, I'll eat lima beans.|
|01:30:00||You tell me this is the best we
can get, this is all we can get...|
|01:30:04||"All we can get"? Marcee, please,
I'm talking with my agent.|
|01:30:07||No, no, no, no, listen. This
is what you're gonna do.|
|01:30:11||You're gonna reject
that shitty contract,|
|01:30:14||You're gonna play out your existing shitty
contract and be a free agent next year.|
|01:30:18||Come on. Hey. Hey.
Baby, this is us.|
|01:30:22||You and me. We
determine our worth.|
|01:30:26||Baby, you are a strong, proud,
surviving, splendid black man.|
|01:30:37||You are the shit.|
|01:30:46||If you get injured,
you get zero.|
|01:30:49||- Won't happen. I'm strong in mind.
- That's right.|
|01:30:54||It's a risk.|
|01:30:56||You bet on me like I bet on you.|
My man! You know?|
|01:31:11||MARCEE: You know? Okay.|
|01:31:13||You know, baby?|
|01:31:16||Oh, you so crazy.
I love you, baby.|
|01:31:21||MARCEE: Lemme kiss that head.|
|01:31:25||(MUTTERING CONTINUES) Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
|01:31:33||I'm gonna take that
job in San Diego.|
|01:31:35||Don't even talk about that yet.
You can't afford me.|
|01:31:38||I'll find something... no,
you can't afford me, Jerry.|
|01:31:41||I'll find something
fast for Tidwell.|
|01:31:44||I refuse to be a drain.
We'll stay afloat.|
|01:31:48||We'll stay afloat.|
|01:31:52||Rod, get on the camel! Shoot me from
the bottom, make me look more powerful!|
|01:31:57||He's my client. Just... I-I know...
then get him on the camel!|
|01:32:00||I'm gonna get him on the camel. You
don't need a camel. You got Rod Tidwell.|
|01:32:02||It's Kammell Chevrolet. Kammell Chevrolet.
|01:32:05||That's how I feel. Hear him? He's feelin' my pain!
(CAMEL CONTINUES GROANING)|
|01:32:09||Get on the camel! Enough. Enough.
I'm pulling him from this.|
|01:32:12||Pulling him? I'm just saying, get rid of
the camel and we can get busy with this.|
|01:32:15||An athlete of your stature, this isn't
what I had in mind. You're pulling him?|
|01:32:19||You're right. Let's bounce.|
|01:32:21||Pulling him? Then you shouldn't
have begged me to hire him!|
|01:32:27||ROD: I know you needed
|01:32:29||But we ain't gonna bring Reebok to their
knees with no regional kammell ad.|
Excuse me, darlin'.|
|01:32:34||Can I ask you a question that's
totally unrelated to your career?|
|01:32:38||Oh, what, we gonna
be friends now?|
|01:32:40||What do you know about dating
a single mother? Plenty.|
|01:32:43||I was raised by a single mother.|
|01:32:45||Well, tell me, because
I think, after this,|
|01:32:48||She's gonna have to take
that job in San Diego.|
|01:32:51||First of all, single mothers don't date.
Watch this thing.|
|01:32:56||They don't date. They've been
to the circus. Know what I mean?|
|01:33:00||They've been to the puppet show
and they've seen the strings.|
|01:33:04||Do you love her?
How do I know?|
|01:33:07||What do you mean?
You know when you know.|
|01:33:10||I don't want her to go. I been
hanging out at her place a lot.|
|01:33:13||Oh, wait, wait, no, wait. That
right there, that's bullshit.|
|01:33:17||You gotta be fair to her.|
|01:33:19||A single mother, man, that's a sacred
thing. You gotta have "the talk."|
|01:33:25||She loves you.|
|01:33:27||If you don't love her,
you've got to tell her.|
|01:33:32||The kid's amazing.|
|01:33:35||He... no. No.
|01:33:39||I feel you. I feel you, dog.|
|01:33:42||But a real man would not shoplift
the pootie from a single mother.|
|01:33:47||I didn't shoplift the pootie.|
|01:33:58||I shoplifted the pootie.|
|01:34:09||You know, uh,|
|01:34:11||John Coltrane once said
to Miles Davis, uh...|
|01:34:14||When you say good-bye
to him, don't make a|
|01:34:16||big, dramatic thing out of it.
Just be cool.|
|01:34:18||What's meant to be, will be.|
|01:34:20||You'll still see each other.
What about me?|
|01:34:22||I'm losing the only
person that ever listens|
|01:34:24||to me, and you only
|01:34:26||Quit making me laugh.
Come on. What?|
|01:34:28||You're doing the
right thing, Dorothy.|
|01:34:30||You need to start your life, and he
needs a warm body to cushion the fall.|
|01:34:33||Check out exhibit "a" on
the front lawn. Look at that.|
|01:34:37||LAUREL: I'm almost sympathetic
to the guy. Good-bye.|
|01:34:41||All right. Good-bye.
You know, I mean...|
|01:34:55||Listen, you're gonna like
it in San Diego, Ray.|
|01:35:03||It's gonna be great
there because, uh,|
|01:35:06||You'll make a lot
of friends and...|
|01:35:08||I'm gonna see you this
weekend, you know.|
|01:35:11||Go ahead and go.
Go ahead and go.|
|01:35:32||Are you sure you're okay
to drive this? This rig? No problem.|
|01:35:35||I'll see you this
|01:35:37||Get in the car.
Get in the car, Dorothy.|
|01:35:41||I'll see you in a couple of
days, and, uh... I love you.|
|01:35:47||I love you, too, you know.|
|01:35:53||I'll see you soon. Okay.|
|01:35:56||Look, um... mm-hmm.|
|01:35:58||If this weekend should
turn into next month...|
|01:36:01||And next month should turn into
whatever, don't make a joke of your life.|
|01:36:06||Go back and read what you wrote.
You're better than the rest of'em.|
|01:36:10||You're better than
the Bob Sugars.|
|01:36:14||Don't forget that.|
|01:36:32||Wait. Wait a second.|
|01:36:35||No, no. Oh, God.|
|01:36:38||I know a way we can
save on medical and rent.|
|01:36:42||Don't listen to him, Dorothy.|
|01:36:43||What if we stayed together?
What if we got married?|
|01:36:48||If I said that, would you stay?
No, no. Don't do that.|
|01:36:52||Don't say that unless...|
|01:36:55||Well, say it if you want to.|
|01:37:03||Will you marry me?|
|01:37:11||What are you thinking?|
|01:37:50||MAN: Do you, Jerry
Maguire, take this woman...|
|01:37:53||To be your lawfully wedded wife?
No, no, no. Not yet.|
|01:37:57||And do you, Dorothy Boyd, take this man...
Not now, sweetheart.|
|01:38:00||To be your lawfully
|01:38:04||Almost. I now pronounce
you husband and wife.|
ROD: Oh, yeah.|
|01:38:18||♪ Mother, mother
|01:38:21||♪ There's too many of you crying|
|01:38:27||♪ Brother, brother brother|
|01:38:31||♪ Far too many of you dying|
|01:38:35||♪ You know we've got to find a way|
♪ To bring some lovin'|
|01:38:42||♪ Here today, yeah, yeah|
|01:38:46||♪ Picket lines, sister.
|01:38:48||♪ And picket signs sister
I should go.|
|01:38:50||♪ Don't punish me through brutality
Come on, brother!|
|01:38:55||Come on and talk to me, brother!
|01:38:57||♪ 'Cause you can see
oh, what's goin' on|
|01:39:01||♪ What's goin' on ?
♪What's goin' on?|
|01:39:03||♪ What's goin' on?
♪ What's goin' on?|
|01:39:06||♪ What's goin' on?
♪ What's goin' on?|
|01:39:11||We did it!|
|01:39:14||We sure did.|
|01:39:35||You fuck this up,
I'll kill you.|
|01:39:44||I'm glad we had this talk.|
MARCEE: Oh, look at them.|
|01:39:51||(VIDEO TAPE: GUESTS CHEERING)
MARCEE: Mm, she is so beautiful.|
|01:40:08||TYSON: I just figure you
two will have lots of kids.|
|01:40:12||MARCEE: I do not believe
they have this on tape.|
|01:40:17||JERRY'S BROTHER: That's my bro.|
|01:40:20||(ROD ON TAPE)
♪ Mother, mother|
|01:40:22||See, now, I'm going to release
this to ESPN. (SINGING CONTINUES)|
|01:40:28||You think I'm
joking. No, no.|
|01:40:30||It's all right.
I know where you live.|
|01:40:33||♪ Far too many of you crying|
|01:40:36||You didn't have
the talk, did you?|
(ROD ON TAPE) Hey, hey!|
♪ To bring some lovin'|
|01:40:44||Well, this definitely
was another way to go.|
|01:40:47||(LAUGHS) Hey, hey.|
|01:40:52||Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. And Mrs. Maguire!|
|01:40:56||(TYSON CHEERING) Yay! We're gonna
have a great season! Whoo-hoo!|
|01:41:00||(SPECTATORS SHOUTING, CHEERING)
Tidwell, four for 36.|
|01:41:11||TOM: Hey, Jerry.
JERRY: Hey, Tom.|
|01:41:16||He's having a good game...
So far. You bet he is.|
|01:41:19||You're going to
miss him next year.|
|01:41:22||CUSH: Everyone's been
very kind to me.|
|01:41:24||I've been fortunate
enough to slip right in.|
|01:41:26||I've got a great team behind me, and
I'm loving it. I'm loving life.|
That's my mo-fo!|
Uh-uh. Come here.|
|01:41:45||Why don't you be the first man in
your family not to use that word?|
|01:41:48||And then we'll let you live.
Now go kiss daddy.|
Come on, now.|
|01:41:58||MARCEE: Come on, Rod!|
|01:42:03||I saw you limping after
the first quarter. What happened?|
|01:42:06||Yeah, I dropped my...
|01:42:09||(CLEARS THROAT) Tried to make
it on the ice. It was cold.|
|01:42:12||It was kind of slick. Twisted my ankle.
|01:42:16||Okay. That went well. Anybody
else here worth talking to?|
|01:42:20||REPORTER: No. All right.
Let's get outta here.|
|01:42:25||How's your head?
|01:42:27||Can you sign this?
How are you?|
|01:42:30||Hey, Rod. How're
you doin', man? Hey.|
|01:42:32||Hangin' in there. Good game.
Tough one out there.|
Quarterback sucks, man.|
Gonna get me killed.|
|01:42:42||Throwing high and across the middle.
|01:42:46||I'm worried the only reason I'm
getting my brains blown loose...|
|01:42:49||is' cause you weren't
asshole enough to get|
|01:42:51||me my ten million three
fuckin' months ago.|
|01:42:56||Take care of yourself on
that field, you hear?|
|01:42:58||You're my entire client roster.|
|01:43:00||Don't I know this. Now,
go home to your wife.|
|01:43:04||What's that supposed to mean?|
|01:43:06||What are you doing here? You could've
told me this shit over the phone.|
|01:43:10||How about dedication for an answer?
|01:43:12||You don't want to go home, do you?
What are you saying?|
|01:43:16||I'm just trying to talk to you.
How's your marriage?|
|01:43:20||You know, the husband and wife thing?
How is that?|
has what you have.|
|01:43:34||Then why did
you get married?|
|01:43:37||I'm just asking as a friend.
You want an answer?|
|01:43:41||Loyalty. She was loyal.|
|01:43:50||I mean, you know, everything...|
|01:43:52||Grew from there.|
|01:43:54||It just... Grew from there.|
|01:44:00||That's an answer.|
|01:44:03||That's the answer.
|01:44:05||It's not sexy. Shit.|
|01:44:08||That's an answer. Tell
him what he's won, Bob!|
|01:44:11||A beautiful marriage!
|01:44:18||I'm happy to entertain
you, as always, Rod.|
|01:44:25||I have a question for you, Rod.|
|01:44:27||Are we really friends?
|01:44:30||Because friends can tell
each other anything,|
|01:44:33||If we have our "friends hats" on, right?
I think so.|
|01:44:37||All right. I'll tell you why you don't
have your ten million dollars yet.|
|01:44:41||Right now, you are
a paycheck player.|
|01:44:44||You play with your
head, not your heart.|
|01:44:47||In your personal life, heart.|
|01:44:48||But when you get on the field, it's
all about what you didn't get,|
|01:44:52||Who's to blame,
who under-threw the pass,|
|01:44:55||Who's got the contract you don't,
who's not giving you your love.|
|01:44:58||You know what? That is not
what inspires people.|
|01:45:02||That is not what
|01:45:05||Just shut up. Play the game.
Play it from your heart.|
|01:45:08||And you know what?
I will show you the kwan.|
|01:45:11||And that's the truth, man.
That's the truth.|
|01:45:14||Can you handle it? It's just
a question between friends.|
|01:45:17||(IMITATING ROD'S VOICE)
|01:45:20||And when they call you shrimp,
I'm the one who defends you!|
|01:45:24||- I don't want to be friends no more.
|01:45:28||And quit using that word
"kwan." that's my word!|
|01:45:30||I'll see you in L.A.
I'm all heart, motherfucker!|
|01:46:14||MAN: How many
concussions has he had?|
|01:46:17||But he keeps... I don't
get no respect. This is bullshit.|
|01:46:20||Know what I'm saying?
I'm making miracles happen.|
|01:46:40||(GRUNTS) You guys, I go to see this
so-called black film the other day...|
|01:46:45||Honey, no more salt. The biggest
game of the season's coming up.|
|01:46:49||I don't want you dehydrated
for monday night football.|
|01:46:54||(RAY LAUGHING) Anyway, 20
minutes of coming attractions.|
|01:46:58||All black films, all violent.|
|01:47:00||And I'm talking about
brothers shooting brothers.|
|01:47:03||I hate you going to the movies without me.
Oh, baby. Mm.|
|01:47:08||My pieces queen.
|01:47:12||I hate seeing
movies without you.|
|01:47:18||I won't do it anymore. Okay?|
|01:47:20||Okay. Okay. I promise.|
|01:47:23||(KISSING, MOANING CONTINUE)|
|01:47:25||Another one. Mmm! Mmm!|
|01:47:32||Oh, baby. Baby.
Oh, baby. Oh! Baby!|
|01:47:36||Now? Oh, baby, baby,
baby! Baby now!|
DOROTHY: Ray, it's time to go!|
|01:47:42||- Baby. Come on.
- You got'em?|
|01:47:44||Hey, you take visa? Take it!
(CREDIT CARD HITS TABLE)|
|01:47:49||What were you thinking tonight,
watching them go through...|
|01:47:53||The entire human
|01:47:56||I was thinking, "I hope
he doesn't get injured."|
|01:48:01||I felt responsible.|
|01:48:05||Sometimes I can't tell at all what's
going on in that head of yours.|
|01:48:15||And I really don't
know your noises yet.|
|01:48:19||Well, when you
wonder, ask me.|
|01:48:22||Okay, I will.|
|01:48:26||I thought I just did.
|01:48:32||(SIGHS) Why do you love me?
Why do you love me?|
|01:48:35||(FOOTSTEPS, DOOR OPENS)|
|01:48:38||Can I come in and watch TV?|
|01:48:40||In a minute, sweetheart.
Just for a few minutes.|
|01:48:46||(FOOTBALL GAME ON TV)|
|01:48:51||(TV: CROWD CHEERING)|
|01:48:53||(TV: COMMENTATOR, INDISTINCT)|
|01:49:02||Hang in there, okay?
He's not going anywhere.|
|01:49:05||I know. Could we talk
about something else?|
|01:49:10||I don't think so. I'm
incapable of small talk.|
|01:49:13||(CHUCKLES) But that's
why you love me, right?|
|01:49:28||I want you to know I'm
about personal attention.|
|01:49:32||This is my life. I'm available
to you 24 hours a day.|
|01:49:35||I'm in my office.
Call me anytime.|
|01:49:38||I'll be in Phoenix tomorrow for monday
night football. I can be in Indiana...|
|01:49:42||By 11:30 tuesday morning.|
|01:49:44||Just give me 20 minutes. I'm
not asking for an answer now.|
|01:49:48||Why don't you...
I'll call you tomorrow.|
|01:49:51||Just enjoy the rest of your day. Tell
Douglas I said hello, would you, please?|
|01:49:54||All right. Thank you. Same
to you, Marilee. Bye-bye.|
|01:50:02||I'll be there.
|01:50:08||It's my fault.|
|01:50:13||It's not fair to you,
this whole thing.|
|01:50:21||Here. Tell me.|
|01:50:25||Let me help.
I took advantage of you.|
|01:50:28||The worst of it is that I'm not alone.
I did this with a kid.|
|01:50:34||I was just...
On some wild ride...|
|01:50:37||Where I thought that I was in love...
|01:50:41||For both of us.|
|01:50:45||I pretended that proposal
by the car was real,|
|01:50:48||And it might've just
been a hypothetical.|
|01:50:53||I did this,|
|01:50:56||And at least I can do
something about it now.|
|01:51:00||I'm not a guy who runs.|
|01:51:07||Well, I don't need you to stick.|
|01:51:09||What do you want?
I don't know.|
|01:51:12||My soul or something?|
|01:51:14||Why not? I deserve that.|
|01:51:17||What if I'm not built that way?|
|01:51:20||I think we made a mistake.|
|01:51:23||No, no. Listen.
What if it's true? It's...|
|01:51:28||Great at friendship,
bad at intimacy.|
|01:51:31||I mean, come on, it's the theme...
of my bachelor film, for God's sake.|
|01:51:36||I know. I watched it.|
|01:51:38||I sort of... Know it by heart.|
|01:51:44||I don't like to give up.|
|01:51:49||My need to make the
best of things...|
|01:51:52||And your need
to be responsible.|
|01:51:54||If one of us doesn't say
something about it now,|
|01:51:57||We could lose
ten years being polite.|
|01:52:03||Let's just call this next
road trip what it really is:|
|01:52:09||A nice, long break.|
|01:52:19||What about Ray?|
|01:52:25||Well, you'll be friends.|
|01:52:35||Of course you'll be friends.|
|01:52:37||I'll take him to the zoo.|
|01:52:44||So this break is a breakup.
|01:52:47||Come on, Jerry. You know
this isn't easy for me.|
|01:52:53||On the surface
everything looks fine.|
|01:52:56||I've got this great guy,|
|01:53:00||And he loves my kid,|
|01:53:05||And he sure does like me a lot.|
|01:53:15||And I can't live like that.|
It's not how I'm built.|
|01:53:26||♪ She's got a secret garden|
|01:53:30||♪ Where everything you want|
|01:53:36||♪ Where everything you need|
|01:53:42||♪ will always stay|
|01:53:45||♪ a million|
|01:53:48||♪ miles away ♪♪|
|01:53:56||If this is empty,|
|01:53:59||This doesn't matter.|
|01:54:23||It was just a
|01:54:41||WOMAN: Put your arms out.
|01:54:44||All right, let's see
what you've got here.|
|01:54:55||(SPECTATORS CHATTERING, SHOUTING)|
|01:54:58||Hey, Rod, buddy, dude. I was wondering
where you were. How's it going?|
|01:55:02||Get outta here. Go.|
|01:55:07||Where's your agent?
I don't know.|
|01:55:10||I know this is uncool to do this now,
but you belong with the big boys.|
|01:55:15||You belong with the big money. You're
fuckin' Rod Tidwell. Hey! Hey!|
|01:55:18||Get away from my guy. Hey,
Jerry, I was just hailing you.|
|01:55:21||Just go. Flee.
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)|
|01:55:25||This is a nice moment for you.|
|01:55:27||I'm going to let you have it.|
|01:55:31||Give me a call, Rod.
Say hi to Marcee for me.|
|01:55:42||Thanks for coming.
I missed you.|
|01:55:47||What can I say? You're all I've got.
|01:55:54||Hello again, everyone. Frank Gifford
with Al Michaels and Dan Dierdorf.|
|01:55:57||Welcome to Tempe, Arizona's
sun devil stadium...|
|01:55:59||Where the story
tonight is the Cardinals.|
|01:56:02||They are still alive
for a play-off spot.|
|01:56:05||The reason the Cardinals are alive is
the outstanding play of Rod Tidwell.|
That's my daddy!|
|01:56:11||Meanwhile, the Dallas
Cowboys continue to roll.|
|01:56:13||They know they're
in the play-offs...|
|01:56:15||And going in looking for a
second consecutive super bowl.|
|01:56:17||Who could've believed this?
Here's the deal.|
|01:56:20||If Arizona wins tonight and next
week, amazingly the Cardinals...|
|01:56:24||will make the play-offs for
the first time in 21 years.|
|01:56:27||Whoo! Better not mess up
for monday night football.|
|01:56:32||What'd I say? Everybody knows he gets
nervous for nationally televised games.|
|01:56:37||GIFFORD: The Cowboys continue their super
bowl mission on monday night football,|
|01:56:40||A Christmas edition.|
Hi, Jerry. Good game.|
|01:56:51||Yeah. Hey, great column this morning.
|01:57:00||Fuck you, punk!
(PLAYERS GRUNTING, GROANING)|
|01:57:08||Boy, guys, it's a real
bruiser out there tonight.|
|01:57:11||MICHAELS: the cardinals just refuse
to go quietly into the desert night,|
|01:57:16||As their seemingly interminable
season winds down.|
|01:57:18||Come on, guys. I'm trying
to be a little poetic here.|
|01:57:21||DIERDORF: Wax on, Al.
|01:57:24||Ouch! Oh, a tough
hit on Rod Tidwell.|
|01:57:27||Nothing poetic about that. I would've
taken it for the touchdown all the way.|
|01:57:32||MICHAELS: That's his
sixth catch of the night.|
|01:57:34||Split to the right. Swenson
looks that way, hits him.|
|01:57:37||It's enough for a first
down at the 19-yard line.|
|01:57:39||DIERDORF: Another savage hit
across the middle on Rod Tidwell.|
|01:57:43||GIFFORD: He took some
shot, didn't he?|
|01:57:46||GIFFORD: They are working Tidwell.
What does daddy always say?|
|01:57:49||"It looks worse than it
really is." That's right.|
|01:57:53||TEE PEE: He ain't gonna have
nothing left for next season.|
|01:57:56||Will you be quiet?
What'd I say?|
|01:57:58||Less than two minutes to play.
Dallas leading by three.|
|01:58:02||Second down and one now at
the Dallas 11-yard line.|
|01:58:06||Hut! Swenson back to pass.
A blitz! Down he goes.|
He's sacked for a six-yard loss.|
|01:58:13||DIERDORF: Good move coming with
the blitz, getting after swenson.|
|01:58:16||GIFFORD: Swenson's limping back.
He had too many men in that pattern.|
|01:58:18||They did not have enough
to pick up the blitz.|
|01:58:22||Listen up. Shut up!
|01:58:24||Ninety Razor, x out, on one.
Ready? (TOGETHER) Break!|
|01:58:28||Okay, here we go.
Here we go.|
|01:58:30||GIFFORD: He had a chance to get rid
of it, but he had to tuck it away.|
|01:58:33||MICHAELS: From second and one,
they've now gone to third and seven.|
|01:58:37||In the waning moments of this
game, Dallas 17, Arizona 14.|
- Come on, card...|
|01:58:43||MICHAELS: Tidwell in motion,
moving back to his left now.|
|01:58:47||Play fake. Swenson protected
well, lofts one to the end zone.|
MICHAELS: Touchdown Cardinals!|
|01:58:54||GIFFORD: What a great effort!
Did you see him go up on that ball?|
|01:58:56||DIERDORF: He held on to the football.
He's still down on the ground.|
|01:59:00||But Rod Tidwell, upside-down,
hits the ground hard...|
|01:59:03||And manages to maintain
control of the football.|
|01:59:06||GIFFORD: He's hurt too.
|01:59:08||DIERDORF: He's not getting up.|
|01:59:11||- Look at the faces of these Cardinal players.
- Get up, baby.|
|01:59:15||Elation turns into concern
for their fallen teammate.|
|01:59:17||MICHAELS: Cardinal trainer
comes onto the field...|
|01:59:19||As Tidwell makes his ninth catch
of the night... Oh, my God.|
|01:59:22||And gives Arizona
the lead. Hey!|
|01:59:29||GUARD: Hey, hey, hey, hey!
|01:59:31||CARDINAL TRAINER #1: Rod, can you hear me?
tRAINER #2: Blink, baby.|
|01:59:34||Come on, blink. Rod.
♪♪(TV: THEME MUSIC)|
|01:59:41||TV ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to...|
|01:59:43||Why are they going to a commercial?
Tell me what's wrong with my husband.|
|01:59:46||I told you he was too small
for the NFL. Shut up!|
|01:59:50||I got a commitment to the truth. I'm not
putting him down. I'm keeping it real.|
|01:59:53||Tee Pee, shut up!
|01:59:55||Can't you be loyal to your
brother that loves you?|
|01:59:58||Get the hell outta my house.
Get out of my house!|
|02:00:00||Get out of my house, Tee Pee! Hello?
Hold on. It's Jerry Maguire!|
|02:00:09||Jerry? Oh, my God, Jerry,
I am freaking out.|
|02:00:12||Marcee, he's unconscious.|
|02:00:14||Jerry, Jerry... I know. Just stay calm.
Keep the phone lines open.|
|02:00:19||I will call you back. There's good
doctors on the field. Stay calm.|
|02:00:23||You have to tell me something.
I cannot stay calm. I am freaking here.|
|02:00:27||Please. You gotta stay calm. Your
family needs you to stay calm.|
|02:00:33||But my whole life
is this family,|
|02:00:36||And it does not
work without him!|
|02:00:40||DIERDORF: As we look at
it from another angle...|
MARCEE: Jerry, I am so sorry...|
|02:00:46||Everything that I
said about your job.|
|02:00:49||Just do whatever you can
to get Rod to me, please.|
|02:00:53||Just do whatever you can.|
GIFFORD: At a time like this,|
|02:01:00||You just hope his family
is not watching this.|
|02:01:03||Check his neck. It could be his neck.
It could be his back.|
|02:01:11||Blink, baby! Come on, wake up!|
|02:01:16||FEMALE FAN: We love you, Rod!|
|02:01:27||TRAINER #2: Rod! Rod,
can you hear me?|
|02:01:30||Can you hear me?|
|02:01:32||Do you know where you are, Rod?|
|02:01:36||The trainer is still trying
to revive Rod Tidwell.|
|02:01:39||You'd love to see
|02:01:42||MAN: Let's get him off the field.
Get the gurney.|
|02:01:45||No. No, no. Get the gurney.
Let's get him off the field.|
|02:01:48||No, wait, wait. Just let me
enjoy this for a minute.|
|02:01:53||DIERDORF: You're looking for
any movement out of Rod Tidwell.|
|02:01:56||Is that his head
coming up I see?|
|02:01:58||GIFFORD: He's going
to try to get up.|
|02:02:01||And he is getting up!|
|02:02:12||Oh, my God! Look at him.
Mommy, he's okay!|
|02:02:17||MARCEE: Oh, my God!
|02:02:19||MICHAELS: Everybody's standing
at sun devil stadium. Help me.|
|02:02:22||He's up on his feet, and the crowd
loves it. (CROWD CHEERING)|
|02:02:29||(CHEERING GROWS LOUDER)|
|02:02:53||Here's a guy who most of
the season has been very|
|02:02:56||truculent with the media,
has been standoffish. Whoo!|
Rod, we're happy for you, buddy.|
|02:03:16||GIFFORD: He's gonna get a
flag on this, but who cares?|
|02:03:30||ROD: You know!|
|02:03:35||Congratulations, Jerry. Thank you.
Hell of a game.|
|02:03:44||Jerry. Jerry! Maguire!|
|02:03:52||I know. I know.|
|02:03:55||(PLAYERS SHOUTING, CHEERING)|
|02:03:58||(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
|02:04:01||(CROWD SHOUTING, CHATTERING)|
(REPORTERS SHOUTING QUESTIONS SIMULTANIOUSLY)|
|02:04:09||Hey, Tidwell! Can you believe
you're in the play-offs?|
|02:04:12||ROD: Jerry. Where's Jerry?|
|02:04:18||WOMAN: Hey, Rod!|
|02:04:20||WOMAN: Over here, Rod!|
We did it.|
|02:04:38||You did it.
|02:04:42||Why don't we have that
kind of relationship?|
|02:04:54||Is that your porty or mine?
|02:05:02||Marcee. No, no, no.
He's right here.|
|02:05:06||Marcee. She couldn't get
through on your phone. Marcee.|
|02:05:12||We did it.|
|02:05:14||I love you! I love
you so much, baby!|
|02:05:20||I love you!|
I love you, Tyson!|
|02:05:30||I love you, baby! How's the baby?
oh, I love you so much.|
|02:05:39||No, I'm okay. You know there ain't
nothin' gonna happen to me.|
|02:05:50||I think the problem is...|
|02:05:52||Alice, you were saying earlier,
something about the biorhythms or...|
|02:05:58||I was saying that the
neural pathways are set.|
|02:06:01||That's why it's hard for people to change,
why behavior doesn't change often.|
|02:06:07||- Rochelle, what's wrong?
- I'm sorry.|
|02:06:10||These stupid holidays are making
me feel more divorced, you know?|
|02:06:15||Absolutely! I mean, with the songs
and the constant chocolate-eating...|
|02:06:35||You know what?
I have a confession to make.|
|02:06:38||I've listened to you all
tell a thousand sob stories,|
|02:06:42||(WOMEN MURMURING) And, well,
I've been very judgmental.|
|02:06:46||Maybe you're all correct,
you know. Men are the enemy.|
|02:06:50||Thank you. No,
they're not the enemy.|
|02:06:52||But... but... but I
still love the enemy.|
|02:06:57||Well, there you go
|02:06:59||She doesn't even make sense.
|02:07:03||I mean, I've
had it up to here!|
|02:07:05||The men I know
are the enemy.|
|02:07:08||I'm not gonna say
the entire group of...|
|02:07:15||I'm looking for my wife.|
|02:07:40||If this is where
it has to happen,|
Is where it has to happen.|
|02:07:47||I'm not letting you get rid of me.
How about that?|
|02:07:57||This used to be my specialty.|
|02:07:59||I was good in the living room. They send
me in there, and... I'd do it alone.|
|02:08:04||And now, I just...|
|02:08:12||(WHISPERS) I don't know.
|02:08:22||Our little project,
|02:08:26||Had a very big night.|
|02:08:29||A very, very big night.|
|02:08:35||But it wasn't complete.|
|02:08:40||It wasn't nearly close...|
|02:08:42||To being in the same
vicinity as complete,|
|02:08:46||because I couldn't
share it with you.|
|02:08:50||I couldn't hear your voice...|
|02:08:54||or laugh about it with you.|
|02:08:59||I miss my...
I miss my wife.|
|02:09:19||We live in a cynical
world, a cynical... world,|
|02:09:24||And we work in a business
of tough competitors.|
|02:09:39||I love you.|
|02:09:47||I'm not just...
|02:09:51||Just shut up.|
|02:09:53||You had me at "hello."|
You had me at "hello."|
|02:10:11||This is the best talking group
I've been in. (WOMEN CHATTERING)|
|02:10:14||Your father leaves
home on Christmas eve,|
|02:10:17||Leaves your family all alone;|
|02:10:19||Had a mother who had to sweep
out the steps at a prison...|
|02:10:22||To earn enough money
for tuition for you.|
|02:10:25||Your brother loses a leg in
a bass fishing accident.|
|02:10:27||There's been a horrific list of
things that have happened to you.|
|02:10:32||I'm not gonna cry, Roy.|
|02:10:34||Actually, we have some good news for you.
This has just been handed to me.|
|02:10:37||A memo, it's signed. It's
a contract guarantee:|
|02:10:41||"Arizona Cardinals, four years,|
|02:10:46||You're going to get to play in
Arizona, where it all started.|
|02:10:50||What do you think of that?|
Oh, my God.|
|02:11:11||I love everybody!
|02:11:13||I love my wife!
|02:11:16||Baby, I love you.
I love my kids...|
|02:11:18||Tyson, my baby...
my new baby Kaydee...|
|02:11:21||My older brother who's got one
leg but he's still doing it,|
|02:11:24||And my younger
brother Tee Pee.|
|02:11:26||You're militant, but I ain't mad at you.
I got nothing but love for you!|
|02:11:30||I love my teammates. I'm leaving
somebody out here, Roy.|
|02:11:34||We only have a half-hour.|
|02:11:36||I wanna send some beautiful love
out to my offensive line... Jerry.|
|02:11:40||Hey. Nice to see you. Congratulations.
|02:11:42||Good for you. Thank you.
How are you, Lee?|
|02:11:45||Jerry, how're you doin'? Remember
Troy from the super bowl party?|
|02:11:48||I sure do. We met in'93.
|02:11:51||I enjoyed your memo.
Thank you. Thank you.|
|02:11:53||You're a little slow,
but you come around!|
|02:11:56||We're almost out of time...
|02:11:58||I'm forgetting somebody.|
|02:12:10||You are my ambassador
of kwan, man.|
|02:12:13||Rod, thank you so much.
|02:12:16||Congratulations. We'll be right back.
|02:12:22||How'd you like the zoo,
|02:12:25||It was great!|
|02:12:27||One, two, three, swing!
|02:12:32||BOYS: Hey, kid,
throw the ball!|
|02:12:35||Come on! Come on!
|02:12:37||Throw the ball!
Throw the ball!|
|02:12:44||BOYS: Good throw, man!
Nice throw! Yeah.|
|02:12:49||Did you see?|
(CHUCKLING) Let's go.|
|02:12:54||JERRY: What? What?
|02:12:57||I'm not saying we're going to throw him in
the major leagues tomorrow. That's right.|
|02:13:01||But if he's got natural talent,
you're lucky you know me,|
|02:13:04||Because I know the right people that will
help develop his talent. (LAUGHING)|
|02:13:07||♪ When blackness was a virtue
and the road was full of mud|
|02:13:11||♪ I'd come in from the wilderness
a creature void of form|
|02:13:15||♪ Come in, she said I'll give
you shelter from the storm|
|02:13:20||Hey, I don't have
all the answers.|
|02:13:23||In life, to be honest, I've
failed as much as I've succeeded.|
|02:13:29||But I love my wife,
I love my life,|
|02:13:33||And I wish you my
kind of success.|
|02:13:36||♪ If I pass this way again
you can rest assured|
|02:13:41||♪ I'll always do my best for
he on that I give my word|
|02:13:45||♪ In a world of steel-eyed death|
|02:13:46||♪ And men who are
fighting to be warm|
|02:13:49||♪ Come in, she said I'll give ya|
|02:13:51||♪ Shelter from the storm|
|02:13:58||♪ Not a word was spoke between us|
|02:14:00||♪ There was no risk involved|
|02:14:03||♪ Nothing up to that point
had even been resolved|
|02:14:07||♪ Try imagining a place where
it's always safe and warm|
|02:14:11||♪ Come in, she said I'll give ya|
|02:14:13||♪ Shelter from the storm|
|02:14:23||♪ I was burned out from exhaustion|
|02:14:26||♪ Buried in the hail|
|02:14:28||♪ Poisoned in the bushes and
blown out on the trail|
|02:14:33||♪ Hunted like a crocodile|
|02:14:35||♪ Ravaged in the corn|
|02:14:37||♪ Come in, she said I'll give ya|
|02:14:39||♪ Shelter from the storm|
|02:14:49||♪ Suddenly I turned around|
|02:14:51||♪ And she was standing there|
|02:14:53||♪ With silver bracelets on her
wrists and flowers in her hair|
|02:14:57||♪ She walked up to me so gracefully|
|02:15:00||♪ And took my crown of thorns|
|02:15:02||♪ Come in, she said I'll give ya|
|02:15:04||♪ Shelter from the storm ♪♪|
|02:17:39||♪ I know the language of your laugh|
|02:17:44||♪ Tripping over circumstance|
|02:17:50||♪ I know the story of your walk|
|02:17:55||♪ I taste the sugar and the salt|
|02:18:00||♪ A taste to savor your little ways|
|02:18:07||♪ The colors that you choose|
|02:18:12||♪ To paint your day ♪♪|