Jerry Maguire

00:00:42MAN: So this is the world, and there are almost six billion people on it.
00:00:46♪♪(GUITER) When I was a kid, there were three.
00:00:49It's hard to keep up.
00:00:53There. That's better. That's america.
00:00:56See, America still sets the tone for the world.
00:01:02In Indiana, Clark Hodd, 13, the best point guard in the country.
00:01:06Last week he scored a hundred points...
00:01:08in a single game.
00:01:10Erica Sorgi. You'll see her in the next olympics.
00:01:15In Seattle, Dallas Malloy, 16.
00:01:19Her lawsuit helped pave the way for women boxers everywhere.
00:01:22She's picturing her ex-boyfriend right now. (BELL DINGS)
00:01:25In Indio, California, Art Stallings.
00:01:29Check out what pure joy looks like.
00:01:32In Odessa, Texas, the great Frank Cushman.
00:01:36This april, 26 teams will be falling all over themselves...
00:01:39to sign him in the next NFL draft.
00:01:42He's my client, my most important client.
00:01:44When are you gonna try? When are you gonna concentrate? You wanna be a champion?
00:01:48(MAN CONTINUES) Believe me, there's genius everywhere, but until they turn pro...
00:01:51It's like popcorn in the pan; Some pop...
00:01:53What the heck, coach? You don't know diddly-squat about golf!
00:01:56MAN: Some don't. You little shit!
00:01:59I'm the guy you don't usually see.
00:02:02I'm the one behind the scenes.
00:02:04I'm the sports agent. Wayne, I'm gonna hurt you this year.
00:02:08How're you doin'? I'm doin' fine.
00:02:10Listen, door's always open if you wanna come and get a real agent.
00:02:13Thanks. You're welcome, Johnnie.
00:02:15I'm gonna go to a meeting now, and I'm gonna talk about you.
00:02:17'Cause I kill for you. I'm an animal for you.
00:02:19We gotta win super bowls. I hail you.
00:02:22Hey, Jerry, how're you doin'? All right.
00:02:25MAN: How much is this gonna cost me?
00:02:26You and I both know there's a number you can afford.
00:02:30So I'm just gonna write it down, and we can move forward from there.
00:02:34I can't afford that. No one said winning was cheap.
00:02:38(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) You know those photos...
00:02:40where the new player holds the team jersey and poses with the owner?
00:02:43That's me on the left.
00:02:45Inside that building, that's where I work.
00:02:47S.M.I... Sports Management International.
00:02:50Reebok came in with four million.
00:02:53(CONTINUES) 33 out-of-shape agents guiding the careers of 1,685...
00:02:56of the most finely tuned athletes alive.
00:02:58You gotta be tough. I already have 18 million.
00:03:01I handle the lives and dreams of 72 clients
00:03:03and get an average of 216 phone calls a day.
00:03:05It's what I do.
00:03:06I will not rest until I have you holding a coke,
00:03:09wearing your own shoe, playing a sega game...
00:03:11while singing your own song in a new commercial starring you,
00:03:13broadcast during the super bowl in a game you are winning.
00:03:16I will not sleep until that happens.
00:03:18It's what I do best. I'll give you 15 minutes to call me back.
00:03:20(SIREN WAILS) I'll be honest with you.
00:03:22I started noticing it a few years ago and didn't say a word.
00:03:25FEMALE REPORTER: Was the girl 16 or 17?
00:03:26In the quest for the big dollars, a lot of little things were going wrong.
00:03:30There's no proof of anything except this guy is a sensational athlete!
00:03:34There was no girl! That's bullshit!
00:03:35Are you Calvin Nack? Can you sign my card?
00:03:40I'm sorry, little fella. I can't sign this particular brand of card.
00:03:44Only pro-jam blue dot cards.
00:03:46I just wanted an autograph.
00:03:50Lately, it's gotten worse.
00:03:52SPORTCASTER: Remo with the puck, and... oh, he goes down!
00:03:59Hi, baby.
00:04:02Do you know your name? Uh...
00:04:05(WHISPERS) Steve Remo. Uh...
00:04:08WIFE: Steven Remo. Oh, wait. It's coming.
00:04:12My name is Steve Remo. Yeah.
00:04:15I play for Chicago. This lady here is my wife.
00:04:19(CHUCKLES) Hi, baby.
00:04:21And this is my boy, and this is, uh,
00:04:26Uh, uh, wait.
00:04:28My agent. My agent.
00:04:31I gotta play this weekend. If I play 65% of my games, I get a bonus.
00:04:37I gotta get the bonus.
00:04:41Okay, Jesse. You take care, little guy.
00:04:43Mr. Maguire? Yeah?
00:04:45This is his fourth concussion. Shouldn't somebody get him to stop?
00:04:48(BEEPER BEEPING) It would take a tank to stop your dad.
00:04:53It would take all five Super Trooper Vr Warriors...
00:04:58To stop your dad.
00:05:06Fuck you.
00:05:11(CONTINUES) Who had I become? Just another shark in a suit?
00:05:33With the skyrocketing salaries, and you are one of the guys responsible.
00:05:38(JESSEE'S VOICE) Fuck you.
00:05:42(JERRY CONTINUES) Two days later at our corporate conference in Miami,
00:05:46A breakthrough. MAN: I already had 18 million on the table.
00:05:49Breakdown? Breakthrough.
00:05:51BOY: I just want an autograph. JESSE: Fuck you.
00:05:54DOCTOR: Do you know your name?
00:05:57JERRY: I couldn't escape one simple thought.
00:06:02I hated myself.
00:06:06No, no, no. Here's what it was.
00:06:09I hated my place in the world.
00:06:18I had so much to say and no one to listen.
00:06:21(TYPING, BEEPS)
00:06:23And then it happened.
00:06:28It was the oddest, most unexpected thing.
00:06:33I began writing what they call "A Mission Statement."
00:06:36Not a memo, a mission statement.
00:06:38You know, a suggestion for the future of our company.
00:06:43A night like this doesn't come along very often.
00:06:46I seized it.
00:06:49What started out as 1 page became 25.
00:06:53Suddenly, I was my father's son again.
00:06:57I was remembering the simple pleasures of this job...
00:07:00How I ended up here out of law school;
00:07:02The way a stadium sounds when one of my players performs well on the field;
00:07:06The way we are meant to protect them in health and in injury.
00:07:10With so many clients, we had forgotten what was important.
00:07:15I wrote and wrote and wrote and wrote,
00:07:18And I'm not even a writer.
00:07:20I was remembering even the words of the original sports agent, my mentor,
00:07:24The late, great Dicky Fox, who said...
00:07:26The key to this business is personal relationships.
00:07:30JERRY: Suddenly it was all pretty clear.
00:07:32The answer was: Fewer clients.
00:07:35Less money. More attention.
00:07:38Caring for them, caring for ourselves and the games too.
00:07:41Just starting our lives, really.
00:07:44I'll be first to admit it. What I was writing was somewhat touchy-feely.
00:07:49I didn't care. I had lost the ability to bullshit.
00:07:53It was the me I'd always wanted to be.
00:07:59I took it in a bag to a copymat in the middle of the night...
00:08:02And printed up 110 copies.
00:08:04Even the cover looked like the catcher in the rye.
00:08:07I entitled it, the things we think and do not say:
00:08:12The future of our business.
00:08:15That's how you become great, man.
00:08:19Hang your balls out there.
00:08:24Everybody got a copy.
00:08:27There are dangerous animals in the world. Some walk on two feet.
00:08:30They don't want peace. They're not capable of love.
00:08:32Society... and that means you and you... need protection from these warped minds.
00:08:56Hi, this is Jerry Maguire. Did those manuscripts get...
00:09:00MAN: They've all gone out. Oh, they did?
00:09:02Would you like me... oh, no, no. That's fine.
00:09:05Thank you.
00:09:09(PHONES RINGING) I could connect you, if you'd like.
00:09:22MAN: Front desk. How may I help you?
00:09:34All right! Hey, finally somebody sane.
00:09:40MAN: Good work, Maguire! MAN: Yeah, yeah!
00:09:43Yeah! (CHEERING)
00:09:47MAN: Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
00:09:54Oh, yeah.
00:09:58(SIGHS) JERRY: I was 35.
00:10:02I'd started my life.
00:10:05How long do you give him?
00:10:07'Bout a week.
00:10:19You're with the sports people on the plane? Yeah, I'm Jerry Maguire.
00:10:22S.M.I. Bobbi Fallon, B.P.I.
00:10:25I'm producing the coke commercials for the play-offs.
00:10:27Good luck with that. (CHUCKLES)
00:10:29(BABY CRYING) Oh, hi. Hi.
00:10:32My son is really allergic to the material in the blankets,
00:10:35And I was wondering... that's all we have, okay?
00:10:37(COUGHING) (GASPS)
00:10:42I'm sorry if I was rude just then.
00:10:45That's okay. We're in it together now.
00:10:48Why is it so easy to talk with you? Tell me about your fiancee.
00:10:52More champagne? I don't think we're at your pitch yet.
00:10:55Tell me how you proposed. Honey, are you all right?
00:10:57You want some juice or something?
00:11:00Thank you. But we're hiking up through the pools.
00:11:05I got the ring in my pocket, and... (LAUGHS) I'm a little nervous.
00:11:10I'm lagging, you know, and she says to me... get this...
00:11:14"Hurry up, klutz."
00:11:16It bothered me somewhat, you know?
00:11:19I got quiet and she got quiet.
00:11:21And I decide, I'm not gonna propose.
00:11:25The mood is not right. Why be impulsive?
00:11:28Now, at this point I know she knows...
00:11:30That I was gonna propose and didn't, and she knows I know.
00:11:33So we check back into the pro bowl hotel. How sad.
00:11:36No. But wait. Little do I know...
00:11:39That my assistant has assumed that I've now proposed.
00:11:43So she's gotten a lounge band to actually play "Here Comes the Bride"...
00:11:46When we walk back in. I love that song.
00:11:48All the football guys are in the lobby, watching.
00:11:51There's even an ESPN crew.
00:11:54So I turned to her, sort of grandly say,
00:11:57"Well, this is me, klutz,
00:12:00Asking you, Goddess of rock climbing, to marry me."
00:12:04I took out the ring.
00:12:06You know, I don't much like big scenes,
00:12:08But, uh,
00:12:11She said "yes" right there in the lobby.
00:12:14Some of the toughest men in football wept like babies.
00:12:17We're gettin' married in February.
00:12:19WOMAN: Oh, Jerry, you two are gonna be married forever.
00:12:29What's wrong, mom?
00:12:32First class is what's wrong, honey.
00:12:35It used to be a better meal. Now it's a better life.
00:12:44P.A. ANNOUNCER: Mr. Waters, Mr. Charles Waters, Ray!
00:12:48Your party is waiting for you at the information gate... Ray!
00:12:50On the upper concourse. Come on, buddy!
00:12:52High five! Ray!
00:12:54Oh, God. Ray! Excuse me.
00:12:57Can I help you?
00:12:59Jerry Maguire.
00:13:01I work in your office. I was on the junket.
00:13:05I know who you are. Dorothy Boyd in accounts.
00:13:08You have the side-middle cubicle with the poster of Albert Einstein's face...
00:13:12Morphed on shaquille O'neal's body.
00:13:14That's pretty good.
00:13:17Wh-what did you lose here?
00:13:19My son, my mind. (MOANS) Ray!
00:13:27- Listen, while I look... Dorothy? - Huh?
00:13:29While I go look for him, why don't you grab this curious gentleman here?
00:13:33- Hee hee! - Oh. Oh, thank God.
00:13:37Oh. Ohh!
00:13:41You scared me. You scared me.
00:13:44Don't do that again, ever! Okay, mommy.
00:13:47Ever, ever, ever! Okay? Ever!
00:13:51Dorothy? Take care.
00:13:53Thank you so much.
00:13:56I loved your memo,
00:13:59By the way.
00:14:03- You did? - Yeah.
00:14:10Uh, actually it was just a mission... Statement.
00:14:14I think, in this age, optimism like that is a revolutionary act.
00:14:17- You think so? - Oh, yeah.
00:14:19I appreciate that because I didn't know if I should write it.
00:14:22I mean, it was 2:00 in the morning.
00:14:26I don't know. Some of the stuff, I just... whoo!
00:14:29No. That part about how we should embrace what is still virginal in our enthusiasm...
00:14:34Uh... not right now, honey.
00:14:36And force open the tightly clenched fist of commerce and give a little back...
00:14:40- for the greater good? - Uh-huh.
00:14:42God, I was inspired, and I'm an accountant, you know?
00:14:47One, two, three, swing! I mean, to respect yourself enough
00:14:49to say it out loud?
00:14:52To put yourself out there like that, so openly, so nakedly?
00:14:57I don't know. It got me. Swing! Whoo!
00:15:02Swing! Is this bothering you?
00:15:06- Whoo! - No, this is, uh, great.
00:15:09Whoo! Th-this is great.
00:15:12One, two, three, swing!
00:15:14Do you need a ride? Are you okay? What?
00:15:17- Do you need a lift? - Oh, no.
00:15:20Oh. (LAUGHING) Yeah, I'm sure that would just make your day.
00:15:24To drive us all the way out to Manhattan beach,
00:15:26making that left on tiny Waterloo street,
00:15:28Playing chicken with traffic, your life flashing before your eyes.
00:15:32I've obviously had too much coffee, huh? (LAUGHING)
00:15:36It's no problem. Uh, um, oh,
00:15:38There's my sister Laurel to pick us up.
00:15:42Thanks. Sure.
00:15:49A pleasure.
00:15:54P.A. ANNOUNCER: Rachel Adams, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
00:16:01Hey, Ray. Hey, you. Hi, Aunt Laurel. I'm double parked. Let's go.
00:16:04Oh, sorry, honey. Is this everything?
00:16:08These three? Come here. Let me see you.
00:16:13Man, whoever snagged him must be some classy babe.
00:16:19Don't... Ever... Stop... Fucking me!
00:16:24(MOANING) Sooner or later, I will have to stop.
00:16:28Oh! Never been better! (GRUNTS)
00:16:31Never better!
00:16:33Never better! (SCREAMS)
00:16:35Ohh! Oh. (SIGHS)
00:16:38Open your eyes.
00:16:40If you ever want me to be with another woman for you,
00:16:44I would do it.
00:16:46I'm not interested in it. There was a time, yes, it felt normal for me.
00:16:50But it was a phase, a college thing,
00:16:54Like torn Levi's or law school for you.
00:16:57Want anything from the kitchen? I'm gonna get some fruit.
00:17:06I don't think we need to do the thing where we tell each other everything.
00:17:11Jerry, this is what intimacy is.
00:17:14Oh, don't forget... tomorrow we have dinner with Wade Cooksey.
00:17:17I know about the bachelor party.
00:17:20Your buddy dooler worked his ass off to make you a tribute film.
00:17:23All those guys from the office are coming. Everybody loves you.
00:17:26Just calm down, relax, act surprised...
00:17:30And have an amazing time.
00:17:32Ohh, no! (ALL SHOUTING)
00:17:35Oh! Oh!
00:17:38(ALL LAUGHING) Oh, my God. All right.
00:17:41You! You! Sorry.
00:17:43Congratulations, Jerry!
00:17:45- Jerry! - Got you, man!
00:17:51Ethan Valhere. Hey.
00:17:54- Old college buddy, congratulations. - Thank you.
00:17:58For you. Thank you.
00:18:01And this is for you, the finest cigar...
00:18:04My club has to offer.
00:18:06This is what it's all about, man.
00:18:09Everybody loves you.
00:18:13Pisses me off.
00:18:17Whether you're country, redneck or a freak,
00:18:20Young or old,
00:18:22From Moscow, London or Memphis,
00:18:24(WOMAN'S VOICE) Jerry Maguire...
00:18:26(NORMAL VOICE) will still be the king of rock and roll to me.
00:18:29Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. Little black book.
00:18:33When I think about Jerry, my heart starts pounding.
00:18:35Oh. I know Jerry pretty well.
00:18:38(PEOPLE LAUGHING) Hi, Jerry. Remember me?
00:18:40We're still on for lunch tomorrow? Yeah.
00:18:42He was no slouch in bed. This is the
00:18:44funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:18:46- You guys are crazy. I'll see you later. - It's probably a good idea...
00:18:50That Jerry get married; He won't be alone.
00:18:52He cannot be alone. He-he can't be alone.
00:18:55He's almost phobic. Jerry is great at friendship.
00:18:59He's just really bad at intimacy.
00:19:01(WOMEN'S VOICES) he can't be alone. He can't be alone.
00:19:05- He can't say "I love you." - Are you listening, Jerry?
00:19:07Lies, lies, lies. He's an agent. He lies.
00:19:10- I love you too. - Hey, love you too.
00:19:14Love you too. Love you, Jerry.
00:19:16I love you, man. (WOMAN) I love you.
00:19:19♪ Got a pocketful of rainbows
00:19:21- I love you. - I love you.
00:19:30♪♪ Mr. Heartache
00:19:33(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) ♪ I found a way to make you weep ♪♪
00:19:37Good morning, Jenny. Sorry I missed the bachelor party.
00:19:41Good morning, Jerry. Marcee's already in your office and she's late...
00:19:45For her plane back to phoenix. Thank you, Wendy.
00:19:47Marcee. Jerry, I'm glad to see you finally made it.
00:19:51Rod is very, very upset. Tyson! (CHILD ROARS))
00:19:54No. Okay, mommy.
00:19:56Tyson, hello. Hello, Jerry. Long time no see!
00:19:59What did I say, Tyson? How can I make your life better?
00:20:02Jerry, this is humiliating, and I'm pregnant and I'm incapable of bullshit.
00:20:06- Where is our offer from Arizona? - Cronin's okay for lunch?
00:20:10This is one of our agents, Bob Sugar. He needs to learn to knock. Pleasure.
00:20:13You've called our house, right?
00:20:15I-I'm sorry to interrupt you guys.
00:20:17Now, I don't know what you do for your four percent,
00:20:20But this man, my husband, has a whole plan, an image.
00:20:23When you put him in a waterbed warehouse commercial, you're making him common,
00:20:29When you know we deserve the big four... shoe, car, clothing line, soft drink.
00:20:34I know about the four jewels of the celebrity endorsement dollar.
00:20:37Wow. I majored in marketing, baby, and so did my husband.
00:20:40We came to play. (LOUD CRASH)
00:20:43The dirty man is back! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:20:48Hey. Hey, buddy.
00:20:54You okay?
00:20:57Fine. What's up? Came here to let you go.
00:21:03Pardon me? I came here to fire you, Jerry.
00:21:12It's real. You should say something.
00:21:16It was the funniest story. (LAUGHING)
00:21:21GROUP: ♪ Happy birthday to you. Oh, shit.
00:21:24♪ Happy birthday to you.
00:21:26A crowded restaurant, so there won't be a scene.
00:21:30♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪♪
00:21:39You... Ungrateful, unctuous...
00:21:43You did this to yourself. You said "fewer clients." you put it down on paper.
00:21:47Jesus christ! What about me?
00:21:49You know what I went through, knowing I was gonna have to fire my mentor?
00:21:52Carrying that around in my head for a week? Could you get past yourself?
00:21:58- You'll lose. - You wanted smaller.
00:22:01Oh, I'm over it. Now I want all my clients and yours too.
00:22:25Wendy, bring me my numbers.
00:22:43This is Cush. Cush! It's Sugar.
00:22:44Look, I'm calling you first'cause you're the most important guy in sports.
00:22:48I wanna know one thing: How does that feel, to be a legend?
00:22:51I just want to play football. It's about to get better.
00:22:53Dad! It's one of the agents.
00:22:55Wendy, Cushman's line is busy. You keep calling him 'til you get through.
00:22:59And please bring me my numbers!
00:23:02J.J., what's up, kid? Yeah, boy. Have you talked to Maguire?
00:23:05Homeboy had a meltdown or something.
00:23:07I wanted to tell you I was talkin' to Doritos
00:23:09about you, and they're very interested.
00:23:10Martinez. Hold on. Talk to Rick, okay?
00:23:12Martinez, hombre. ¿¿ Como esta?
00:23:14Carlo, right now you're paying 25% of your endorsements to S.M.I.
00:23:18I would cut my commission by seven percent.
00:23:21I don't wanna say it was drug-induced, but the guy completely freaked out.
00:23:24You want a guy like that representing you going into the draft?
00:23:27I've said my piece. How's your mom?
00:23:29I'm gonna make this decision easy for you, okay?
00:23:32Just what does your heart tell you?
00:23:37I'm sorry to hear that.
00:23:39(PHONE RINGING) I can't believe they fired him.
00:23:42He's gone.
00:23:44Hey, what's going on?
00:23:46They fired Jerry Maguire. Did it at Cronin's.
00:23:49S.M.I. This is Cleo.
00:23:51Hey. Listen to me. S.M.I. Represents...
00:23:58I think you're making a big mistake. That's how I feel.
00:24:01I'm concerned about your family, your future.
00:24:03If you stay here, I don't know what's gonna happen.
00:24:05Jerry, I'm sorry. I have a longstanding relationship with S.M.I.
00:24:09Do you think Maguire knows what it's like to be a black guy?
00:24:11Bob Sugar? He's, uh, he's a...
00:24:15He's an entertaining, funny...
00:24:17He said I don't know what it's like to be a black person? I'm Mr. Black people!
00:24:20(LAUGHS) like I say, I mean, don't make it harder than it is.
00:24:24I've got to be honest with you. This is very personally distressing for me.
00:24:28I haven't seen you since we were with that stripper in Laguna beach.
00:24:31You remember her name? I do. It was April.
00:24:33That's my job... to remember the names of scanks you bang on the road.
00:24:36It's not about the money. I do it all for you.
00:24:38Hello, Merilee? This is Jerry Maguire still holding for Katarina.
00:24:41I'm talking about money. Ho! I gotta tell you. It's been a great day.
00:24:45Are you in or out? It's not show friends. It's show business.
00:24:50You are in. That's good. He can't do shit.
00:24:54Jerry, I want to cry for what they did to you at S.M.I.
00:24:57I-If we weren't right in the middle of the acura deal,
00:25:01You know I'd go with you.
00:25:03Oh, Jerry! Oh, God! (PHONE CLICKS)
00:25:09Call waiting. Who could be calling me now?
00:25:13(BEEPS) Hi! Kathy Sanders.
00:25:15It's still me, Kathy. (WAILING)
00:25:19(SOBBING) Kathy! Why are you crying?
00:25:23Oh. (LAUGHING) So you're in.
00:25:25Rod? Rod, Rod, Jerry Maguire. How are you doing?
00:25:29Jerry Maguire! (LAUGHING) How are you doing?
00:25:32How am I doing? I'll tell you how I'm doing. I'm sweating, dude!
00:25:35I'm sweating my contract. I'm sweating Bob Sugar...
00:25:37Telling me I'm missing the big endorsements by being with you.
00:25:40That's how I'm doing. I'm sweating! You know what I'm saying?
00:25:43That's why I'm calling.
00:25:45No, I hear that you hear what I'm sayin', but do you truly hear what I'm sayin'?
00:25:49I hear what you're sayin', daddy.
00:25:51Maybe the best thing is that we get together in person.
00:25:54Rod, I'm sorry. Would you mind holding? I just got someone.
00:25:56Didn't you tell my wife, "more personal attention"?
00:25:59Did you not tell my wife, "more personal attention"?
00:26:03I said, "more personal attention." Good!
00:26:06You got eight calls. We're getting started on my list of things you need to know!
00:26:09Take notes if you want to!
00:26:11I will kill for you. I will maim, rape and pillage for you.
00:26:14I am a valuable commodity! I go across the middle!
00:26:17I see a dude coming at me, trying to kill me,
00:26:20I tell myself, "get killed, catch the ball."
00:26:23Boo-ya! Touchdown! I make miracles happen!
00:26:26I need to know... are you in or out?
00:26:28I'm from Arizona, Jerry! I broke Arizona records! Rod.
00:26:32I went to Arizona state. I'm a sun devil, man!
00:26:35- You want Arizona dollars. - Exactly!
00:26:38I understand. I'm sitting here with an ant problem.
00:26:41I got ants goin' up and down my hallway!
00:26:44My brother Tee Pee's room is flooded with... look at this!
00:26:46Rod! We got a flood in Tee Pee's room!
00:26:50- Say hello to Jerry Maguire. - Hello, brother Maguire.
00:26:53H-hello, Tee Pee. Jerry, my house is fallin' apart!
00:26:56Nobody's looking out for Rod Tidwell!
00:26:58We don't know where we gonna live in a year!
00:27:01And I'm supposed to be a superstar, man!
00:27:04Rod, I need a decision from you. Are you in or out?
00:27:06You're gonna be so happy you stayed with Bob Sugar, 'cause I am the terminator!
00:27:10- I am a role model, Jerry! - (PHONE LINES BEEPING)
00:27:13I have a family to support. Hear me?
00:27:15♪♪(R & B) I wanna stay in Arizona. I want my new contract.
00:27:18But I like you. Yes, I like you, Jerry.
00:27:21My wife likes you. You're good to my wife. ♪♪(LOUDER)
00:27:25I will stay with you. That's great. I'm very happy.
00:27:29Are you listening? Yes.
00:27:31That's what I'm gonna do for you. God bless you, Jerry.
00:27:34This is what you're gonna do for me. You listening?
00:27:36Jerry? Yeah, wh-what can I do for you, Rod?
00:27:40Just tell me, what can I do for you? It's a very personal,
00:27:44Very important thing.
00:27:46Hell, it's a family motto.
00:27:48Are you ready? I'm ready.
00:27:49Wanna make sure you're ready.
00:27:51Here it is. ♪♪(VOLUME DOWN)
00:27:55Show me the money. Oh-ho-ho! ♪♪(VOLUME UP)
00:27:59Go!♪♪ (RAPPING)
00:28:01Hey! Hey!
00:28:05Money! (LAUGHING)
00:28:07Jerry, doesn't that make you feel good just to say that?
00:28:10Say it with me one time, Jerry. Show you the money.
00:28:14No, you can do better than that, Jerry. Say it with meaning, brother!
00:28:17I got Bob Sugar on the other line. I better hear you say it!
00:28:20Show you the money. Not show you! Show me the money!
00:28:24Show me the money. Yeah! Louder!
00:28:27Show me the money. That's it, but you got to yell that shit!
00:28:31Show me the money! I need to feel you, Jerry!
00:28:33Show me the money! You better yell!
00:28:36(YELLING) Show me the money!
00:28:38Show me the money!
00:28:42- Do you love this black man? - I love this black man!
00:28:45Show me the money!
00:28:47I love black people! (CONTINUES YELLING) I love black people!
00:28:51- Who's your motherfucker? - You're my motherfucker!
00:28:55- What you gonna do, Jerry? - Show me the money!
00:28:58Uhh! Congratulations. You're still my agent.
00:29:32Well... don't worry.
00:29:36(CHUCKLING) Don't worry.
00:29:38I'm not gonna do what you all think I'm gonna do,
00:29:41Which is just flip out!
00:29:47Let me just say...
00:29:50As I... ease out of the office...
00:29:54I helped build...
00:29:56I'm sorry, but it's a fact!
00:29:58That there is such a thing...
00:30:01As manners,
00:30:05A way of treating people.
00:30:10These fish have manners.
00:30:13These fish have manners.
00:30:15In fact, they're coming with me.
00:30:17I'm starting a new company, and the fish will come with me.
00:30:21You can call me sentimental.
00:30:25The fish, they're coming with me.
00:30:30Come on. Come on. You come on.
00:30:35Come here. How is that?
00:30:42If anybody else...
00:30:45wants to come with me,
00:30:47This moment will be the moment of something real...
00:30:51And fun and inspiring...
00:30:54In this Godforsaken business,
00:30:57And we will do it together.
00:31:01Who's comin' with me? Who's comin' with me?
00:31:07Who's coming with me? (MAN COUGHS)
00:31:13Who's coming with me besides flipper here?
00:31:23This is embarrassing.
00:31:31All right. Wendy?
00:31:35- Shall we? - Ah, jer, I'm...
00:31:38I'm three months away from the pay increase.
00:31:57I will go with you.
00:31:59(PEOPLE MURMURING) Dorothy Boyd, thank you.
00:32:11(WHISPERING) Right now?
00:32:15Don't do it. Shh!
00:32:24DOROTHY: Bye.
00:32:35We'll see you all again.
00:32:37Sleep tight. Bye.
00:32:39JERRY: Let's see how they do without us.
00:32:55I'll just... oh. Thank you. It's...
00:33:00I know this is a bad time, but you will have a medical program?
00:33:03Oh, sure, yes. Medical.
00:33:06I don't know what I...
00:33:09When you think about what you did there, don't... don't panic.
00:33:13We're gonna be okay. We're gonna be great.
00:33:16We're gonna be... great.
00:33:19(BELL DING, DOORS OPEN) Yes.
00:33:39(BELLl DINGS)
00:33:41(DOORS OPEN)
00:33:48(DOORS CLOSE)
00:33:53I wonder what he said.
00:33:55My favorite aunt is hearing impaired.
00:33:58He just said, "you complete me."
00:34:17WOMAN: We've all got a problem.
00:34:19We're all stuck in some kind of pattern.
00:34:22It's true. I think he was making an excellent point.
00:34:25First of all, we have come here to support one another...
00:34:28And we don't even listen to one another.
00:34:30Women are... are taught not to see each other as good people.
00:34:35We see each other as the enemy. We're...
00:34:36competition for men. We're competition for...
00:34:39It's true. We are... we have this terrible competition going on.
00:34:43I really hated women.
00:34:45And then I met you guys, and you're like me.
00:34:49And it's important because I know you can be my friends.
00:34:53What about medical? Of course, medical.
00:34:57You are a single mother. You have given up the right to be frivolous.
00:35:00If you had read what he wrote, you would have left with him too.
00:35:03And I can always take that job in San Diego.
00:35:05Do you know how much those well-child exams cost? Of course.
00:35:07(BOTH) A hundred and Fifty dollars.
00:35:09- That's just when he's well. - Wait. Where is Ray?
00:35:13Asleep in the living room. That's wonderful.
00:35:15The next time you decide to lecture me,
00:35:17Don't leave my little boy in that room with that divorced women's group.
00:35:22So I finally, finally got in touch with my anger!
00:35:25(ALL CHEERING) You go, Alice!
00:35:32What's her problem? She quit her job today.
00:35:35My God. What did I do?
00:35:39Function, function, function.
00:35:41Forward motion is everything.
00:35:43Cush saves all.
00:35:45You go to texas. You keep one superstar, and they'll all follow.
00:35:50There's no real loyalty. None.
00:35:52The first person who told me that, Jerry Maguire, was you.
00:35:56I think I was trying to sleep with you at the time. Well, it worked.
00:36:00I will not let you fail.
00:36:02You are Jerry ma-fucking-guire.
00:36:05That's right. King of the house calls. Master of the living room.
00:36:10Okay, okay. This is working. This is working.
00:36:13You are not a loser.
00:36:17Who said anything about loser?
00:36:20Mistake. I meant something else. When do you want to leave?
00:36:50- Matt? - I'm in the back den, Jer.
00:36:56- Hey, you like a bloody beer, Jerry? - I'm fine.
00:36:59Beer and tomato juice. Huh?
00:37:02I'm fine.
00:37:04Listen, I'm here today. We spent a lot of time together, Matt.
00:37:07You know how much I care about you, your son.
00:37:09You know I'm a straight shooter.
00:37:11I'm quite concerned, because if you stay with S.M.I.,
00:37:14Your son... we decided to stay with you.
00:37:18(LAUGHS) Oh.
00:37:24I'm not really a hugger, yet... I can't let go.
00:37:28(LAUGHING) I told myself,
00:37:31"he shows up, we stick with him."
00:37:33(LAUGHING) MATT: Hey!
00:37:36- Hey, Jerry. How's it going? - Hey! Cush.
00:37:39How are you, Cush? How are you?
00:37:42Remember Keith? Yeah, Keith. How're you doin'?
00:37:44I want him to go number one in the draft, and I want him to play.
00:37:49It'll either be Denver or San Diego trading up to take him.
00:37:52He'll go number one. I'll either surf or ski. I don't care.
00:37:54- Denver's where he should be. - I'll give it everything.
00:37:58You know I don't do contracts.
00:38:01But what you do have is my word,
00:38:05And it's stronger than oak.
00:38:08♪♪("BITCH" by ROLLING STONES)
00:38:14♪ I was so... I was so tired.
00:38:16♪ Can't understand it ♪ Can't...
00:38:19♪ Just call me angel of the morning. ♪ Angel...
00:38:24(COUNTRY)♪ She had faith she had believers.
00:38:28♪ Breakin' her heart and I'm free. ♪ And I'm free.
00:38:35(SINGING ALONG)♪ Free fallin'. (LAUGHS)
00:38:41♪ Yeah, I'm free-ee-ee...
00:38:47♪ Free fallin'. Whoo!
00:38:53♪ Yeah, I'm free.
00:38:55(PHONE RINGS)
00:38:57♪ Free fallin' ♪♪ Hello?
00:38:59- Dorothy? Jerry Maguire. - Hi.
00:39:02Is Avery there? Uh, she had to fly to Atlanta.
00:39:05- She had a meeting at the NFL office. - The playhouse rocks.
00:39:08Wait. Oh, God. Jerry!
00:39:10Hello? Hello? Go sit by Chad. Sorry.
00:39:13That was my son and the nanny.
00:39:16What are they all doing in our office? Nanny?
00:39:19I prefer "Child Technician."
00:39:21Dorothy? Hello? Yeah, I had the calls transferred to my house...
00:39:24So I could go over some of your stuff.
00:39:27That's fine. Dorothy, we are back.
00:39:29We are so very, very back.
00:39:33I re-signed Cush. We're set!
00:39:35I am so happy for you.
00:39:37Happy for us! Happy for us.
00:39:40Okay. Happy for us.
00:39:42JERRY: Rod, being at the draft with me is a good idea.
00:39:45Nobody's showing up at my house! No, Rod, get on the plane,
00:39:47Meet us at the gate. Why not?
00:39:49Good. We'll see you there. God bless you, Jerry.
00:39:52Avery'll meet you at the "B" gate at 4:15. Don't be late.
00:39:56Jerry, do you know the human head weighs eight pounds?
00:40:01Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only six years, has passed for 16,303 yards?
00:40:07Do you know bees and dogs can smell fear?
00:40:10Oh, I put Tidwell on the same floor at the Marriott Marquis.
00:40:13He doesn't smoke, does he? I don't know.
00:40:16Did you know the career record for most hits is 4,256 by Pete Rose,
00:40:19Who is not in the hall of fame?
00:40:21Do you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?
00:40:27I can't compete with that.
00:40:29Okay. So did we go over everything? Yes? Yup.
00:40:34Back on tuesday, right? (SIGHS) Yeah.
00:40:39Hey, Ray, have a good time at school.
00:40:42- Wish me luck. - Luck!
00:40:44♪ That's the way it's gonna be little darlin'.
00:40:50♪ We'll be riding on the horses yeah
00:40:56♪ Way up in the sky little darlin'
00:41:01♪ If you fall, I'll pick you
00:41:03up, pick you up. ♪♪ Hey! Rod!
00:41:06How're you doin', Jerry? Wai...
00:41:09Cush! How are you, man? Hey!
00:41:12CUSH: Jerry, we should really be sellin' these.
00:41:15This is my agent. You might want to get his autograph.
00:41:19- Man, my hand's getting tired. - Excuse me.
00:41:23- Hey, what's happenin'? - Are you hootie?
00:41:26No, I am not hootie.
00:41:29No, punk.
00:41:34(ALL SHOUTING) Cushman, what's it gonna be, San Diego or Denver?
00:41:39Uh, surf or ski?
00:41:44He'll either surf or ski. FEMALE REPORTER: Go to Denver!
00:41:47MALE REPORTER: San Diego! I'll either surf or ski.
00:41:50REPORTER: Cushman, right here! Hey!
00:41:54Rod, at last... I find you.
00:41:58What am I doing here? I feel like I'm five years late for the prom.
00:42:02Come with me. Nobody gives a damn about me being here.
00:42:05We're gonna go downstairs and walk through this lobby.
00:42:08I want every media guy, every player's rep, everybody...
00:42:12To see you for what you are...
00:42:14The best-kept secret in the NFL.
00:42:17The most commanding wide receiver in the game.
00:42:20You are fast, fierce, wildly charismatic.
00:42:24You are the man. You are the man. Are you ready?
00:42:26Let's go. Let's walk.
00:42:28You are the greatest, fiercest.
00:42:31You are the man.
00:42:34Let's do it.
00:42:36Hi. How're you doing? Tom, how's it going?
00:42:38Where's Cush? He's upstairs.
00:42:40It's good you were able to hang onto Cushman.
00:42:42San Diego or Denver?
00:42:43We'll know tomorrow. I want you to meet Rod Tidwell right now.
00:42:46How're you doing? 110 receptions, 1,550 yards last year.
00:42:50How are you? Meet Rod Tidwell.
00:42:52What's up, man?
00:42:57Gentlemen, I want you to meet Rod Tidwell. Hey!
00:42:59110 receptions, 1,550 yards last year. That's right.
00:43:03Hi, Jerry. Rod, feeling good?
00:43:06Feeling great, baby.
00:43:08I'm gonna talk about Rod Tidwell, who is the fiercest wide receiver in the NFL.
00:43:13Hey. Nice to meet you.
00:43:24I came all that way just to walk the lobby.
00:43:27Yeah. Might have even worked too.
00:43:30Yeah? Shit, let's do that shit again.
00:43:32(GIGGLES) Hey, hey.
00:43:35They're shooting a Reebok ad down there.
00:43:38Where are my endorsements?
00:43:40I didn't get no love from Chevy. I didn't get no love from Pepsi.
00:43:44I didn't even get no love from that little energizer bunny.
00:43:47I ain't getting no love from Nike. Rod.
00:43:49Obviously, I ain't getting no love from Reebok.
00:43:52Did I ever tell you about my Reebok story? Rod.
00:43:54Gotta get back to Cushman. Oh, you gotta
00:43:56get back to your golden paycheck.
00:43:58Wait just... I'll boil it down for you.
00:44:01Fuck Reebok. All they do is ignore me.
00:44:05Always have. Always have.
00:44:09You know what was great about you down there?
00:44:11For five minutes you unloaded that rather large chip...
00:44:14That resides right there on your shoulder.
00:44:16You let people in. Ohh.
00:44:19You were brilliant.
00:44:22Brilliant? Brilliant.
00:44:24Really? Now, take care. I'll see you tomorrow.
00:44:27You're lovin' me now, aren't you?
00:44:30I'm not about love. I'm about showing you the money!
00:44:33I was just testing you, Jerry!
00:44:35But to hear you say that makes me love you, baby!
00:44:38You know? Jerry, come back!
00:44:44How was your flight? Good. How was yours?
00:44:47Good. CUSH: What size are you?
00:44:50Twelve and a half. Grab a couple pair of them new shoes by the door.
00:44:55CUSH: ♪ It's okay to eat fish...
00:44:57♪ 'Cause they haven't got no feelings.
00:45:00Cush? Matt? We have a decision to make.
00:45:03♪ Somethin' in the way.
00:45:06San Diego just came in with a last-minute scenario.
00:45:09- It's big. - Well, he's got to go number one.
00:45:13He still goes number one, but San Diego wants
00:45:15to trade up with Denver and they want him bad.
00:45:17What happened to Denver?
00:45:19This stuff tends to happen the night before a draft. People get crazy.
00:45:23San Diego, Matt... (PHONE RINGS)
00:45:25San Diego is crazy to the tune of 7 years for 30, signing bonus of 8.
00:45:29Should I unplug the phone? Reporters. They been callin' all night long.
00:45:33Be friendly and say, "no comment." we'll tell the world in 12 hours.
00:45:37Talkin' and saying nothing, man, it is an art I have not mastered.
00:45:41Well, then let me do it. (RINGING CONTINUES)
00:45:44If it's for you, it's a pleasure.
00:45:47(LOW VOICE) This is Cush. Hey.
00:45:50It's Sugar. Is Maguire there? Just sniff if he's there.
00:45:53- (SNIFFS) - Okay. All right, buddy, just remember.
00:45:57You're swimmin' with the big boys now. Let your dad do the talking.
00:46:00I'm the one that got you the deal you needed.
00:46:03This is business, not friendship. You gotta be strong.
00:46:06You're global now, worldwide.
00:46:09Okay, buddy? I'll see you later. Bye.
00:46:17(CHUCKLES) No comment.
00:46:24(CHUCKLES) He's got it all wrong.
00:46:27Hey, it's Cush on the big TV again. I'm sick of me already.
00:46:30I got "Cushlash." ♪♪ Cushlash.
00:46:34♪ Cushlash, cushlash cushlash, cushlash ♪♪
00:46:43Now, Matt, before I go back to Denver,
00:46:46We should put something down on paper.
00:46:49Something that says, "Hey, I'm with Jerry Maguire." Not right now.
00:46:59Do I know everything there is to know here, Matt?
00:47:05(CHUCKLES) You fellas aren't talking with Bob... Bob Sugar, are you?
00:47:10Apparently, Denver wanted to deal with him instead of you.
00:47:15Said who? Sugar?
00:47:18(CHUCKLING) I'm learning as I go here.
00:47:22So you empowered Bob Sugar to deal with Denver behind my back?
00:47:27I'm sorry. I, uh...
00:47:30I love my son. I love your son. I love your son!
00:47:34I brought Denver to 20 million. Denver deals with me all the time!
00:47:38You listened to Sugar!
00:47:40Bob Sugar, Matt, is a child.
00:47:43You let that snake in the door?
00:47:48Okay, hey, Matt. This is a rookie mistake.
00:47:52You want Denver. I'll fix this whole thing up for you.
00:47:55You didn't sign anything with Sugar, right?
00:48:03Tell me you didn't sign.
00:48:05Tell me you didn't sign,
00:48:08'Cause I'm still sort of moved by your "my word is stronger than oak" thing.
00:48:14We signed an hour ago.
00:48:18You were in the lobby with the black fella.
00:48:25CUSH: I'm sorry, Jerry. I just wanna play football.
00:48:32What do I do? How do I spin this?
00:48:34Oh, honey, it's spun.
00:48:37What did I do to you?
00:48:40It's all about you, isn't it? Soothe me. Save me. Love me.
00:48:44Could you stop moving? I have to finish my job.
00:48:47Everything is on the fucking run with us. Everything!
00:48:49Jerry, you and I are salespeople. We sell.
00:48:53It's not "Love me." It's not "Trust my handshake."
00:48:56It's "Make the sale," "Get it signed."
00:48:58There shouldn't be confusion about that.
00:49:00Just jump right into my nightmare. The water is warm.
00:49:03So honesty is outlawed here? I can't be honest?
00:49:06I would prefer loyalty. What was our... when we first got together?
00:49:11Brutal truth, remember?
00:49:13I think you added the "Brutal."
00:49:16Jerry, there is a sensitivity thing that some people have.
00:49:21I don't have it. I don't cry at movies.
00:49:24I don't gush over babies. I don't start
00:49:26celebrating christmas five months early!
00:49:28I don't tell a man who just screwed up both our lives, "Oh, poor baby."
00:49:31That's me, for better or worse.
00:49:35But I do love you.
00:49:41- Avery. - No.
00:49:43It's over. Didn't hear it.
00:49:45There's something missing here, don't you think?
00:49:48- You have never been alone. - Listen to me.
00:49:50- You can't be alone. - It's over.
00:49:57No one has ever dumped me.
00:50:01I'm not trying to make history here.
00:50:04I did the 23-hour nose route to the top of El Capitan...
00:50:08in 18 hours and 23 minutes.
00:50:10I can make this work.
00:50:18Oh, Jerry.
00:50:21Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:50:29I didn't ever want to hurt you.
00:50:36Oh! Ohh! Ohh!
00:50:41I won't let you hurt me, Jerry.
00:50:43I'm too strong for you. Loser!
00:50:48Oh, fuck.
00:50:52Roll with the punches. Tomorrow's another day.
00:50:59You lovin' me now, aren't you?
00:51:02Very much. Taxi!
00:51:05Is it my imagination, or didn't we arrive in a limo?
00:51:09The question I have to say is this, and I hope this doesn't come off...
00:51:12Like I'm a shrink. (SOBS)
00:51:14What's wrong?
00:51:16Man, I'm just a big disappointment.
00:51:19- Look at this. Jerry. - Can't change it.
00:51:22Everybody cries on this show. Can't change it.
00:51:25You mad you tested positive? Quit doin' blow!
00:51:28Upset about your baby girl?
00:51:31Why'd you leave the mother? I knew her. She was all right.
00:51:34People, like the media, don't understand...
00:51:36What kind of problems and pressures 54 million come with.
00:51:40This is some bullshit. What are you doin' with me, Rod?
00:51:42(TV) But I'm still poor in life.
00:51:44What? JERRY: Don't you even see?
00:51:46(TV) I don't have nothing! I'm finished.
00:51:50I am fucked.
00:51:52Twenty-four hours ago, man, I was hot.
00:51:56Now... I'm a cautionary tale.
00:52:00See this jacket I'm wearing? You like it?
00:52:03'Cause I don't need it, because I'm cloaked in failure!
00:52:06I lost the number-one draft pick the night before the draft!
00:52:10Why? Let's recap.
00:52:12Because a hockey player's kid made me feel like a superficial jerk.
00:52:17I had two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and grew a conscience!
00:52:21Well, boo-fucking-hoo.
00:52:28I got a shelf life of ten years, tops.
00:52:32My next contract gotta bring me dollars
00:52:34that'll last me and mine a very long time.
00:52:36I'm out of this sport in five years.
00:52:39What's my family gonna live on? Huh? (SLURPS)
00:52:43What you get me. So I don't want to hear your shit, Jerry.
00:52:47I don't wanna hear your "nah, nah, nah!"
00:52:50I lost Cush, Avery and shit."
00:52:52I'll have another drink, please.
00:52:55Anybody else would've left you by now.
00:52:58I'm sticking with you. I said I would.
00:53:01If I got to ride your ass like zorro, you're gonna show me the money.
00:53:06You gonna show me the money.
00:53:09♪♪(HEADPHONES: JAZZ) We together on this. Know what I'm saying?
00:53:14We gonna be one. Uhh!
00:53:17The both of us! You know?
00:53:21Oh, my God.
00:53:27(ANSWERING MACHINE) You have no messages. (BEEPS)
00:53:55He's coming over.
00:53:57- Tonight? - He just lost his best client.
00:53:59I invited the guy over.
00:54:01Dorothy, this is not a guy, it's a syndrome:
00:54:04Early-midlife-hangin'... on-to-the-bottom-rung...
00:54:07Dear-God-don't-- let-me-be-alone...
00:54:09I'll-call-my-newly-- long-suffering-assis-
00:54:10tant-without-medical- -for-company-syndrome.
00:54:12If, knowing all that, you still want him
00:54:14to come over... Honey, he's engaged.
00:54:16And for the first time in my professional
00:54:18life I'm part of something I believe in.
00:54:21Okay. But he'd better not be good-looking!
00:54:30I'm Jerry Maguire.
00:54:32Oh. (CHUCKLES) Hello.
00:54:35You are... Just the way I pictured you.
00:54:38I'm her disapproving sister Laurel.
00:54:42(GROANS) Mmm. Thank you.
00:54:46Thank you. (CHUCKLES)
00:54:52Dorothy! Your... Boss is here.
00:55:00Oh, careful.
00:55:02Hey, you.
00:55:04- Hi. Thanks for inviting me over. - Sure.
00:55:07Where's, uh...
00:55:09Where's the little guy?
00:55:11He's sleeping. Oh, yeah. Sleeping.
00:55:14I'm so glad you're home.
00:55:16You know, I just... that, uh, alone thing is not my, uh, specialty.
00:55:21- Oh, my God. - Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, uh...
00:55:26Well, I broke up with Avery.
00:55:32It's just, uh...
00:55:35That... gosh, you know, that's too bad.
00:55:38No, it's... it's better,
00:55:40Because we're still gonna be friends, and...
00:55:42You know, it's better now than later. Sure. Sure.
00:55:45You know, I mean, I'm...
00:55:48I'm dyin' here, aren't I? Yeah, it's a really bad cut.
00:55:52Well, just think if I'd got her the ring she really wanted.
00:56:00- Yeah. - Why don't you have a seat.
00:56:03Yeah. I'll, uh...
00:56:06I'll get some Aloe Vera for that cut. (TOY SQUEAKS)
00:56:11- Do you have something to drink? - Sure.
00:56:19- I heard. - No kidding.
00:56:22I looked over and saw the shadow of two
00:56:24curious shoes in the doorway of the kitchen.
00:56:26This guy would go home with a gardening
00:56:28tool right now, if it showed interest.
00:56:30Don't use those. Use the frosted glasses.
00:56:33Thank you. You're welcome.
00:56:35I warmed up some of that chicken with salsa for you.
00:56:37Ohh, that's the girl I love.
00:56:39I'm not gonna say anything, just this:
00:56:41You have always been very responsible with Ray.
00:56:43I don't think it's right for him to wake up and
00:56:45hear some strange man's voice in the house.
00:56:47Some drunken stranger.
00:56:49Oh, as opposed to ten angry women?
00:56:51Whoa! Oww!
00:56:54Lean forward. Okay, I've got it.
00:56:57Ohh. Still edible. Change your shirt.
00:56:59Everything's fine.
00:57:07Hi, Jerry.
00:57:10Hi, Ray.
00:57:12Aren't, uh, you supposed to be in bed?
00:57:15Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:17(WHISPERS) All right.
00:57:20I won't tell.
00:57:22The human head weighs eight pounds.
00:57:36(PHONE BEEPS) Jerry Maguire.
00:57:38(RINGING CONTINUES) I think it's this one.
00:57:42ROD: You should be dreamin' about me, baby.
00:57:44My agent should be thinking Rod Tidwell.
00:57:47That's when the big dollars are gonna flow.
00:57:50That's when we truly will materialize the "kwan." Who is this?
00:57:53Who is this? You are speaking to the Rod Tidwell.
00:57:56I need to speak with my agent. I need to be my agent.
00:57:59My agent and I should be one. Are you a football player?
00:58:02Am I a football player? I'm a school teacher about to whomp your ass!
00:58:07Put Jerry Maguire on the phone!
00:58:09One more thing: You don't have the luxury of
00:58:11falling for some drowning man. Be practical.
00:58:13"Practical"? High Turtleneck sensible or Low V-Neck sexy?
00:58:17Turtleneck, Turtleneck. Come on. Don't tell me to be practical.
00:58:20Do you know what other women my age are doing right now?
00:58:23They're out partying, trying to get a man, trying to keep a man.
00:58:27Not me, Laurel.
00:58:29I'm trying to raise a man. This one.
00:58:32I've got a 24-hour-a-day reminder of Roger for the rest of my life.
00:58:37I've had three lovers in four years.
00:58:41That's not bad. And all of them ran a distant second...
00:58:43To a good book and a warm bath.
00:58:46Look at me, Laurel.
00:58:48I'm the oldest 26-year-old in the world.
00:58:51- Now, how do I look? - Good.
00:58:53Yeah? Thanks.
00:58:55ROD: Seventy-two percent of new buyers are african-american!
00:58:58I am african-american. Make the connection. You talk too much.
00:59:01No, no, no! Talking is only a primitive form of communication!
00:59:04Fun talking to you. Bye, Rod. J-Jerry!
00:59:08LAUREL: Make a sandwich. DOROTHY: Good idea.
00:59:10Ham sandwich? I just wanna say one thing:
00:59:13You do listen to me. Well, I love you.
00:59:15Mayo? Yeah.
00:59:17JERRY: Oppression... As a religion.
00:59:20My daddy worked for the united way for 38 years.
00:59:23You know what he said when he retired?
00:59:25"I wish they'd given me a more comfortable chair."
00:59:2838 years he sat in that... wait, wait, wait. And then my dad died.
00:59:31My mom took me to the zoo, and I love the zoo...
00:59:35No, wait, wait, 'cause I wanna tell you more about my dad.
00:59:39No, let's go to the zoo.
00:59:42(SIGHS) Okay. Okay.
00:59:45No, you're right.
00:59:47I don't know, it's just my whole life I've been trying to talk, I mean...
00:59:52Really talk.
00:59:54But no one wants to listen to me. You know that feeling?
00:59:58They just look at you... let's go right now. Let's go to the zoo.
01:00:03Ray, the zoo, you know...
01:00:04The fuckin' zoo's closed, Ray, I mean...
01:00:10(WHISPERS) You said "fuck."
01:00:13Yeah, I did. I, uh... is that...
01:00:17I won't tell.
01:00:24Now I'm gonna have to take you to the zoo.
01:00:30My mom's coming. I gotta go to bed. W-wait...
01:00:33(CHATTERING CONTINUES) I hear my mom. I gotta go to bed.
01:00:37Hey, thanks for listening. Sure.
01:00:41Whew. Okay.
01:00:43Drinks, food, and I called you a cab.
01:00:48Good idea.
01:00:50And we should keep our voices down. I have a little boy asleep.
01:00:57Our company.
01:01:00Okay. Okay.
01:01:02Look, uh, a little, uh,
01:01:05A little speech before I go.
01:01:12Do... Not... Worry... About your future.
01:01:18You and your son...
01:01:20We... are just fine.
01:01:22You still have a job.
01:01:25But let me tell you something...
01:01:28About Jerry Maguire, okay?
01:01:31You come after me, and you... will... Lose.
01:01:35You know, because I am a survivor.
01:01:39I'm a survivor.
01:01:41Dorothy Boyd, you are with the lord...
01:01:45of the living room,
01:01:47The, the king of the kingdome,
01:01:50And I... Am...
01:02:06We meet again.
01:02:33The truth?
01:02:38I care about the job,
01:02:40Of course,
01:02:43But mostly I just wanna be inspired.
01:02:47Me too.
01:02:49What you wrote inspired me.
01:02:52Ohh... no, no, no. No, hey.
01:02:54I'm working with you because of that memo.
01:03:00I loved that memo.
01:03:06It was a mission statement.
01:03:21Well... (SNICKERS)
01:03:23Sorry about the hand.
01:03:29Do you know that feeling, uh,
01:03:33You're not... (GRUNTS)
01:03:36Completely embarrassed yet,
01:03:39But you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?
01:03:41Don't worry about it, boss.
01:03:44Oh, shit. You said "boss."
01:03:47Yeah, I did. Now I feel like Clarence Thomas.
01:03:50No, don't feel like Clarence Thomas.
01:03:53No, no, I do. I feel like Clarence Thomas.
01:03:56I'm, like, harassing you right now.
01:03:58Well, I may not sue. (LAUGHS)
01:04:12- Good evening. - Good evening.
01:04:18Look, don't worry, okay? I mean, don't...
01:04:23We're gonna be okay, because I am gonna take my one client...
01:04:29And we are gonna go... All the way.
01:04:33'Cause, hey,
01:04:35I'm back.
01:04:37(ENGINE STARTS) D... Don't worry.
01:04:43(WHISTLE BLOWS) (MAN SHOUTING) Frisco! Razor! Razor!
01:04:50Hut! Hut! (GRUNTING, YELLING)
01:04:56(WHISTLE BLOWS) JERRY: Way to go! Good catch!
01:04:58Good catch. ROD: Hey, man, you can't...
01:05:01(MEN CHATTERING) MAN: All right! Good job! Good job!
01:05:07We gotta talk about his contract, Dennis.
01:05:09Meet me at the Crocodile, 8:00.
01:05:12You bet.
01:05:34Thank you.
01:05:36JERRY: Tell me you got lost last night, because
01:05:38I know you wouldn't do that to a friend.
01:05:40Something came up. Yeah, well, it's okay.
01:05:43Ten million dollars for four years.
01:05:45It's early. You're still dreamin'. Ten for four, it's a deal.
01:05:48Look, the guy's got an attitude problem.
01:05:52- I can help you with that. He listens to me. - He's a shrimp.
01:05:56"Shrimp"? Rod Tidwell broke every receiving record you had last year.
01:05:59I want a prototypical wide receiver, Jerry... somebody who's 6'3, 220,
01:06:03Not some guy who's 5'10 and bitches in the locker room.
01:06:07Dennis, I'm asking you...
01:06:11For a favor.
01:06:13I introduced you to your wife.
01:06:15We've spent Christmases together, holiday cheer.
01:06:20(CHUCKLES) Dennis... Jerry, you're reachin'.
01:06:22I-I'm asking you for a favor!
01:06:25Don't do this to me. We have history, Dennis.
01:06:28Oh, yeah, we got history, all right, Jerry.
01:06:31You drove the prices up on me for years.
01:06:34It's your turn to spend some time at the back of the line.
01:06:37No, no, no, dennis, don't...
01:06:43I started talking with Dennis Wilburn about your renegotiation this morning.
01:06:53Jerry Rice. Andre Reed.
01:06:56Chris Carter. I smoke all these fools!
01:07:00Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yet they are makin' the big, sweet dollar.
01:07:03They are makin' the kwan.
01:07:06And you're talking.
01:07:11"Kwan." that's your word?
01:07:13Hell, yeah, that's my word.
01:07:15You know, some dudes might have the coin, but they'll never have the kwan.
01:07:19Wh-what is... it means love,respect, community and the dollars too.
01:07:25The entire package. The... Kwan.
01:07:30Great word.
01:07:33- Towel? - No, I air dry.
01:07:37Uh, listen, Rod.
01:07:39I-I say this with great respect for you,
01:07:44But those players you mentioned, Rod,
01:07:47They're marquee players, and this deal, we're...
01:07:52Y-you know, we... m-m-marquee?
01:07:54Here's what I'm saying. This is a renegotiation.
01:07:57We want more, so let's give them more. Let's show them your pure joy of the game.
01:08:02Let's bury the attitude a little bit and show them...Wait.
01:08:07- You're tellin' me to dance. - No.
01:08:10I'm saying to get back to the guy who first started playing this game.
01:08:15Remember way back when, when you were a kid?
01:08:18It wasn't just about the money, was it?
01:08:21Was it?
01:08:24Was it?
01:08:26Do your job.
01:08:28Don't you tell me to dance! Fine.
01:08:31Hey. Hey! Fine!
01:08:33I am an athlete! I am not an entertainer!
01:08:37- Fine! - These are the ABC's of me, baby!
01:08:40I do not dance, and I do not start preseason without a contract.
01:08:43Fine, fine! Fine!
01:08:46Jerry, talk to me. Breathe.
01:08:50Breathe, Jerry.
01:08:53I am out here for you.
01:08:56You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.
01:09:00It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege...
01:09:04That I will never fully tell you about. Okay?
01:09:10Just, God, help me.
01:09:13Help me, Rod. Help me help you.
01:09:18Help me help you.
01:09:22Help me help you.
01:09:32I'm sorry.
01:09:35You are hangin' on by a very thin thread.
01:09:40And I dig that about you!
01:09:43(GIGGLING) No contract?
01:09:45"Help me, help me, help me!"
01:09:49That's my... that's my man!
01:09:51Hey, I'm happy to entertain you.
01:09:54"Help me! Help me!"
01:09:56(LAUGHS) I'll see you in Los Angeles.
01:09:59Jerry! Come on, man!
01:10:02Hey! See, that's the difference between us.
01:10:05You think we're fightin', and I think we're finally talkin'!
01:10:14Unless you love everybody, you can't sell anybody.
01:10:28Dennis Wilburn called from Arizona...
01:10:30To say he's faxing in the new offer for Tidwell on thursday morning.
01:10:33He said you'd be happy. Glad.
01:10:35Well, did he say "happy" or "glad"?
01:10:38Glad. He said glad. Glad.
01:10:41Glad's good. Yeah.
01:10:44Glad's good. Yeah, we could sure use that commission.
01:10:47Here, I did a rundown on where you stand financially.
01:10:54Well, I sunk most of what I had into this condo, you don't have to explain.
01:10:58Which devalued and...
01:11:00Look, the other night, uh... I want to apologize.
01:11:04Yeah. What happened there?
01:11:06We're two people working together. We can't have atmosphere.
01:11:10No, I'm really relieved you said that.
01:11:13The other night I was lonely...
01:11:16And I felt you understood something.
01:11:19But look, we've got a company to think about here. Yes.
01:11:22I will never take advantage of you in that way again.
01:11:26Good. You walked out on a job for me, and this is how I repay you?
01:11:30Can this be right?
01:11:33I know this is one of those times when you
01:11:36need to be alone with your thoughts...
01:11:39And think about everything that's gone wrong and how to fix it and, you know,
01:11:43Just be alone.
01:11:45Alone. Alone, alone, alone.
01:11:53- You wanna go out to dinner? - I know a great place.
01:11:57The guy's an utter loser so I broke up
01:11:59with him, and then he started stalking me.
01:12:02What's the current definition of stalking?
01:12:04WOMAN: Coming over uninvited. (WOMEN LAUGHING)
01:12:06"Coming over uninvited." So, like, Romeo under the balcony is a stalker?
01:12:11Exactly. Oh, stop.
01:12:14I love guys like that. I would date somebody that way.
01:12:17I would too. I would date anybody, for that matter.
01:12:21He's always just coming over uninvited... excuse me.
01:12:23Ladies? Ladies? (CHATTERING QUIETS)
01:12:26Good evening, I... I'm looking for Dorothy Boyd.
01:12:31She's in the kitchen.
01:12:33Laurel. Jerry. Hi.
01:12:37Where you takin' her tonight, huh?
01:12:39(CHATTERING CONTINUES, FAINT) You're the nanny, is that...
01:12:41- au pair. - A-au pair, is it?
01:12:46Jerry! Whoa! Ray!
01:12:49- Ray. - He likes you.
01:12:54My goodness. Look, Ray, I got some gifts for ya.
01:12:58Do you like presents? Yeah.
01:13:00Good, good. All right.
01:13:01Here's the Arizona Cardinals.
01:13:03This is the team that Rod plays for.
01:13:06Dropping your laundry off, Jerry?
01:13:08Would you like, uh, a hat? Steelers? For me? Wow.
01:13:11Got some things, you know. Got it in gray too.
01:13:14RAY: Thanks, Jerry. You're very welcome.
01:13:17Oh, my goodness, look what I've got here. This is an energy bar.
01:13:20This will keep you up all night.
01:13:22See, that's not a good idea. I'll take that.
01:13:25Yeah. Aunt Laurel'll eat that.
01:13:28Hey. Looks like you've got a fan.
01:13:35Wow. That's more than a dress.
01:13:37- That's an Audrey Hepburn movie. - Yeah.
01:13:39I guess I got a little revved up at the idea
01:13:41of an evening among adults. No offense, buddy.
01:13:44Jerry, did you meet Chad? Chad, Jerry. Jerry, Chad.Yeah, we di...
01:13:48Am I dressed okay? I didn't realize...
01:13:54Chad, don't let him stay up too late.
01:13:57Tonight I'm going to teach Ray here about jazz.
01:14:01Good. That'll put him to sleep early. (WOMEN GIGGLING)
01:14:05- I wanna go too. - Oh, no, no, sweetheart.
01:14:08You stay here with Chad, okay, and be good? Give me a kiss.
01:14:14Let's go. Excuse me.
01:14:16Let's go. Hmm? Okay. Good night.
01:14:18- Good night. - Give me a hug.
01:15:03- Go ahead. I'll meet you at the car. - Okay.
01:15:06Just forgot the keys. No big deal.
01:15:08That is the first time I have ever seen him kiss a man just like a dad.
01:15:14Wasn't that just thrilling? He must really have been needing that.
01:15:19Take it easy. Don't cry at the beginning of a date.
01:15:21Cry at the end, like I do.
01:15:22You all right? All right. Okay. Okay.
01:15:24And don't be a shoulder for him to cry on either.
01:15:26That's all I'm gonna say.
01:15:28Keys, keys. Oh, keys. Okay.
01:15:30(SIGHS) Oh, dear.
01:15:35♪ She'd let you in her house
01:15:39♪ If you come knockin' late at night
01:15:46♪ She'd let you in her mouth
01:15:51♪ If the words you say are right
01:15:57♪ If you pay the price ♪♪ Ever since you've met me,
01:16:01I've been... ble-ea-eah! Right?
01:16:07It was laziness, you know, my breakup with Avery.
01:16:10That thing you say... "It's nobody's fault." It's one of the great lies.
01:16:14Somebody is always to blame.
01:16:17You go for it like you do a job.
01:16:19Work at it.
01:16:21But maybe love shouldn't be such hard work.
01:16:26Yeah, yeah, maybe so.
01:16:30I mean, it's not every day you say good-bye to a woman like that.
01:16:37A song for the lovers?
01:16:39No, thank you. Oh, no.
01:16:41No, no. We work together.
01:16:43This is like an office meeting. But thank you. Thanks.
01:16:47But I know what you mean.
01:16:50It wasn't like my marriage to Roger was any good even before...
01:16:56♪♪ (MARIACHI) Before?
01:17:01♪♪ Jerry. What?
01:17:04♪♪ Let's not tell our sad stories.
01:17:07♪♪ (CONTINUES)
01:17:12♪♪ I'll be back in just a second, okay?
01:17:18♪♪ (ENDS) (APPLAUSE)
01:17:44♪ I realize you're seeing someone new No, they sting.
01:17:47Let Chad catch the bee in the glass. No, he won't hurt him.
01:17:51♪♪ (CONTINUES) You've got such a good heart, buddy. I love you.
01:17:54♪ Your temperamenta I moody side
01:17:57♪ The one you've always tried to hide from me
01:18:04♪ Me estoy muriendo poco a poco frente a ti
01:18:09♪ Me estas robando todo aquello que te di ♪♪
01:18:22Well, this... Would be good night.
01:18:26Good night.
01:18:29I'll see you tomorrow. Big day. I'll see you tomorrow.
01:18:57Well, good night.
01:19:00Good night.
01:19:40Let me fix this.
01:19:42Good idea. (LAUGHS)
01:20:37I think you should not come in.
01:20:42Or come in.
01:20:47Depending on how you feel.
01:20:51Same to you. No.
01:20:55I have to go in.
01:20:57(GASPS) I live here.
01:21:08All right.
01:21:14I'll come in.
01:21:29Are you sure we wanna do this?
01:21:36Oh, hell, yes. Yeah.
01:21:38(TV, INDISTINCT)
01:21:40Hey. Hi.
01:21:47How is he? Did he have a good night? Yeah. He's asleep.
01:21:51Good. How'd it go with sport boy?
01:21:54Still going.
01:21:57All right.
01:22:03How are you?
01:22:08Treat her right.
01:22:10Yeah. She's, uh...
01:22:14She's great.
01:22:17And, uh,
01:22:20I know this might be a bit awkward, but, uh, I want you to use this.
01:22:26Oh, look... God. Chad.
01:22:28Oh, no, no, no.
01:22:30This... is Miles Davis and John Coltrane.
01:22:35Stockholm, 1963.
01:22:38Two masters of freedom playing at a time before their art was corrupted...
01:22:43By a zillion cocktail lounge performers...
01:22:46Who destroyed the legacy of the only american art form:
01:22:56I put some mingus on there too.
01:23:06No barriers,
01:23:08No boundaries.
01:23:10Chad, I got it.
01:23:16♪♪ (TAPE DECK: JAZZ)
01:23:29♪♪ (CONTINUES)
01:23:45♪♪ Come here.
01:24:01♪♪ (CONTINUES)
01:24:06You know this is gonna change everything.
01:24:20♪♪ What is this music?
01:24:27♪♪ (CONTINUES, FAINT)
01:24:34DOROTHY: Ohhh! (LAUGHS)
01:24:56♪♪ (LOUD ROCK) I love getting up in the morning!
01:24:59I clap my hands and say, "This is gonna be a great day!"
01:25:03♪♪ (CONTINUES)
01:25:05Great. You really needed to do this.
01:25:22I'm getting him up, so don't worry.
01:25:27Just waiting for the coffee. I don't care about...
01:25:30Just tell me one thing. No.
01:25:35Why are you acting like that? Because I'm worried...
01:25:37That you're putting all your faith in this guy who,
01:25:40Because of the way things are going, might
01:25:41not have an emotional marble in his head.
01:25:43Laurel, please. If I start talking...
01:25:45LAUREL: You please. So what does that make me for taking the opportunity?
01:25:49LAUREL: Men are different people when they're hanging onto the bottom rung.
01:25:53Maybe I am taking advantage.
01:25:55Does that make me a bad person? Huh?
01:25:58All I know is I found someone and he was popular and charming...
01:26:01And not so nice to me, and he died, okay?
01:26:04So why should I let this guy go when everything in my body says...
01:26:08That this one is the one.
01:26:11Take it easy, all right? I was just looking for a few fun details.
01:26:14Oh. Well, why didn't you say so?
01:26:17Well, I don't know if you're interested in this one little detail...
01:26:21Yeah. What? I was just about to tell you...
01:26:26That I love him.
01:26:30I do! I love him!
01:26:33And I don't care what you think.
01:26:35I love him for the... for the man he wants to be,
01:26:38And I love him for the man that he almost is.
01:26:42I love him, Laurel.
01:26:44I love him. I love him.
01:26:46Hi, Jerry!
01:26:51Act natural.
01:26:58Tell me he's not there. He's not there.
01:27:01Oh, God.
01:27:03Easy, ladies, easy.
01:27:06- Coffee, Jerry? - Oh, no, thanks.
01:27:08We bottom feeders, we prefer cereal first.
01:27:13RAY: Let's have apple jacks.
01:27:15Apple jacks? Apple jacks, it is.
01:27:20♪ That's the way it's gonna be Good morning, darling.
01:27:22♪ Little darlin'
01:27:26♪ We'll be riding on the horses What's going on, Jerry?
01:27:28Well, a lot, actually. We've got a big fax today.
01:27:32♪♪ (CONTINUES) we need this commission, buddy.
01:27:33Need this commission. Milk?
01:27:35Yeah. ♪ If you fall
01:27:37♪ I'll pick you up pick you up ♪♪ Cheers.
01:27:46That was really great of you this morning.
01:27:50Look, let's just root for a big offer...
01:27:53So we can move out of this room and into a real office.
01:27:56(GIGGLES) Yes.
01:27:58Would you mind? Thanks a lot.
01:28:12You know, it's just...
01:28:17One-point-seven for three years?
01:28:20Man, we owe more than that! This is how the game is played.
01:28:23Now I'm gonna go back to them. And say what?
01:28:25- "Please remove your dick from my ass"? - Marcee.
01:28:28I'm sorry, I'm just a little pregnant right now. That's okay.
01:28:32I feel like cryin', Jerry. I feel like bustin' the room up. I know.
01:28:35Rod, let's not take this emotionally.
01:28:37We're gonna roll with this problem, okay?
01:28:40What are you so calm about? What do you mean, "roll with this problem"?
01:28:44"Don't take it emotionally"?
01:28:46You haven't gotten emotional enough over this man! Well, I disagree.
01:28:50Somebody get me Bob Sugar on the phone.
01:28:55You wanna leave me?
01:28:57A lot of agents say a lot of shit. So, what do you stand for?
01:29:00You wanna leave me? What do you stand for?
01:29:03How about a little piece of integrity in this world...
01:29:06That's so full of greed and lack of honorability
01:29:08that I don't know what to tell my son...
01:29:10Except "Have a look at a guy who isn't yelling 'show me the money'?"
01:29:14You know he's broke?
01:29:15He is broke and working for you for free.
01:29:19Broke. Broke, broke, broke.
01:29:25I'm sorry. I'm just not as good at the insults as she is.
01:29:27- No, that was pretty good. - No shit.
01:29:32Let me show you something.
01:29:40Rod, read this. Whoa, no, no, no, no.
01:29:43Jerry, I just think that...
01:29:45(WHISPERING) Jerry, I think it's important...
01:29:48That came from your heart and you shouldn't deny it. I appreciate it.
01:29:51You should be proud of that, and I
01:29:52think they should read it. ROD: Jerry.
01:29:54Tell me what to do.
01:29:57You tell me to eat lima beans, I'll eat lima beans.
01:30:00You tell me this is the best we can get, this is all we can get...
01:30:04"All we can get"? Marcee, please, I'm talking with my agent.
01:30:07No, no, no, no, listen. This is what you're gonna do.
01:30:11You're gonna reject that shitty contract,
01:30:14You're gonna play out your existing shitty contract and be a free agent next year.
01:30:18Come on. Hey. Hey. Baby, this is us.
01:30:22You and me. We determine our worth.
01:30:26Baby, you are a strong, proud, surviving, splendid black man.
01:30:37You are the shit.
01:30:42Oh, baby. (GIGGLES)
01:30:46If you get injured, you get zero.
01:30:49- Won't happen. I'm strong in mind. - That's right.
01:30:54It's a risk.
01:30:56You bet on me like I bet on you.
01:31:06You know?
01:31:08(LAUGHING) My man! You know?
01:31:11MARCEE: You know? Okay.
01:31:13You know, baby?
01:31:16Oh, you so crazy. I love you, baby.
01:31:21MARCEE: Lemme kiss that head.
01:31:23Mmm. (MUTTERING)
01:31:33I'm gonna take that job in San Diego.
01:31:35Don't even talk about that yet. You can't afford me.
01:31:38I'll find something... no, you can't afford me, Jerry.
01:31:41I'll find something fast for Tidwell.
01:31:44I refuse to be a drain. We'll stay afloat.
01:31:48We'll stay afloat.
01:31:51Don't leave.
01:31:52Rod, get on the camel! Shoot me from the bottom, make me look more powerful!
01:31:57He's my client. Just... I-I know... then get him on the camel!
01:32:00I'm gonna get him on the camel. You don't need a camel. You got Rod Tidwell.
01:32:02It's Kammell Chevrolet. Kammell Chevrolet. (CAMEL GROANS)
01:32:05That's how I feel. Hear him? He's feelin' my pain! (CAMEL CONTINUES GROANING)
01:32:09Get on the camel! Enough. Enough. I'm pulling him from this.
01:32:12Pulling him? I'm just saying, get rid of the camel and we can get busy with this.
01:32:15An athlete of your stature, this isn't what I had in mind. You're pulling him?
01:32:19You're right. Let's bounce.
01:32:21Pulling him? Then you shouldn't have begged me to hire him!
01:32:27ROD: I know you needed that commission,
01:32:29But we ain't gonna bring Reebok to their knees with no regional kammell ad.
01:32:32Comin' through! Excuse me, darlin'.
01:32:34Can I ask you a question that's totally unrelated to your career?
01:32:38Oh, what, we gonna be friends now?
01:32:40What do you know about dating a single mother? Plenty.
01:32:43I was raised by a single mother.
01:32:45Well, tell me, because I think, after this,
01:32:48She's gonna have to take that job in San Diego.
01:32:51First of all, single mothers don't date. They've, uh...
01:32:54Watch it. Watch this thing.
01:32:56They don't date. They've been to the circus. Know what I mean?
01:33:00They've been to the puppet show and they've seen the strings.
01:33:04Do you love her? How do I know?
01:33:07What do you mean? You know when you know.
01:33:10I don't want her to go. I been hanging out at her place a lot.
01:33:13Oh, wait, wait, no, wait. That right there, that's bullshit.
01:33:17You gotta be fair to her.
01:33:19A single mother, man, that's a sacred thing. You gotta have "the talk."
01:33:25She loves you.
01:33:27If you don't love her, you've got to tell her.
01:33:32The kid's amazing.
01:33:35He... no. No. (CHUCKLES)
01:33:39I feel you. I feel you, dog.
01:33:42But a real man would not shoplift the pootie from a single mother.
01:33:47I didn't shoplift the pootie.
01:33:56All right.
01:33:58I shoplifted the pootie.
01:34:09You know, uh,
01:34:11John Coltrane once said to Miles Davis, uh...
01:34:14When you say good-bye to him, don't make a
01:34:16big, dramatic thing out of it. Just be cool.
01:34:18What's meant to be, will be.
01:34:20You'll still see each other. What about me?
01:34:22I'm losing the only person that ever listens
01:34:24to me, and you only listen partially.
01:34:26Quit making me laugh. Come on. What?
01:34:28You're doing the right thing, Dorothy.
01:34:30You need to start your life, and he needs a warm body to cushion the fall.
01:34:33Check out exhibit "a" on the front lawn. Look at that.
01:34:37LAUREL: I'm almost sympathetic to the guy. Good-bye.
01:34:41All right. Good-bye. You know, I mean...
01:34:55Listen, you're gonna like it in San Diego, Ray.
01:35:00(SNIFFLES) Ray?
01:35:03It's gonna be great there because, uh,
01:35:06You'll make a lot of friends and...
01:35:08I'm gonna see you this weekend, you know.
01:35:11Go ahead and go. (SNIFFLES)
01:35:17(SNIFFLES) Go ahead and go.
01:35:32Are you sure you're okay to drive this? This rig? No problem.
01:35:35I'll see you this weekend. Okay.
01:35:37Get in the car. Get in the car, Dorothy.
01:35:41I'll see you in a couple of days, and, uh... I love you.
01:35:47I love you, too, you know.
01:35:50What? Nothing.
01:35:53I'll see you soon. Okay.
01:35:56Look, um... mm-hmm.
01:35:58If this weekend should turn into next month...
01:36:01And next month should turn into whatever, don't make a joke of your life.
01:36:06Go back and read what you wrote. You're better than the rest of'em.
01:36:10You're better than the Bob Sugars.
01:36:14Don't forget that.
01:36:32Wait. Wait a second.
01:36:35No, no. Oh, God.
01:36:38I know a way we can save on medical and rent.
01:36:42Don't listen to him, Dorothy.
01:36:43What if we stayed together? What if we got married?
01:36:48If I said that, would you stay? No, no. Don't do that.
01:36:52Don't say that unless...
01:36:55Well, say it if you want to.
01:37:03Will you marry me?
01:37:11What are you thinking?
01:37:42(BOTH LAUGH)
01:37:45Laurel? We're getting married.
01:37:50MAN: Do you, Jerry Maguire, take this woman...
01:37:53To be your lawfully wedded wife? No, no, no. Not yet.
01:37:57And do you, Dorothy Boyd, take this man... Not now, sweetheart.
01:38:00To be your lawfully wedded husband?
01:38:04Almost. I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:38:08Okay, sweetheart. ROD: Oh, yeah.
01:38:18♪ Mother, mother MAN: Yeah!
01:38:21♪ There's too many of you crying
01:38:27♪ Brother, brother brother
01:38:31♪ Far too many of you dying
01:38:35♪ You know we've got to find a way
01:38:39♪♪ (VOVALIZING) ♪ To bring some lovin'
01:38:42♪ Here today, yeah, yeah
01:38:46♪ Picket lines, sister. ♪ Brother
01:38:48♪ And picket signs sister I should go.
01:38:50♪ Don't punish me through brutality Come on, brother!
01:38:55Come on and talk to me, brother! (GRUNTS)
01:38:57♪ 'Cause you can see oh, what's goin' on
01:39:01♪ What's goin' on ? ♪What's goin' on?
01:39:03♪ What's goin' on? ♪ What's goin' on?
01:39:06♪ What's goin' on? ♪ What's goin' on?
01:39:11We did it!
01:39:14We sure did.
01:39:35You fuck this up, I'll kill you.
01:39:44I'm glad we had this talk.
01:39:47Yeah! MARCEE: Oh, look at them.
01:39:51(VIDEO TAPE: GUESTS CHEERING) MARCEE: Mm, she is so beautiful.
01:40:03♪♪ (ORGAN)
01:40:08TYSON: I just figure you two will have lots of kids.
01:40:12MARCEE: I do not believe they have this on tape.
01:40:17JERRY'S BROTHER: That's my bro.
01:40:20(ROD ON TAPE) ♪ Mother, mother
01:40:22See, now, I'm going to release this to ESPN. (SINGING CONTINUES)
01:40:28You think I'm joking. No, no.
01:40:30It's all right. I know where you live.
01:40:33♪ Far too many of you crying
01:40:36You didn't have the talk, did you?
01:40:39Hmm? (ROD ON TAPE) Hey, hey!
01:40:42No. ♪ To bring some lovin'
01:40:44Well, this definitely was another way to go.
01:40:47(LAUGHS) Hey, hey.
01:40:50Hey, Dorothy, come here.
01:40:52Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. And Mrs. Maguire!
01:40:56(TYSON CHEERING) Yay! We're gonna have a great season! Whoo-hoo!
01:41:08Hey, Scotty. Tidwell, four for 36.
01:41:11TOM: Hey, Jerry. JERRY: Hey, Tom.
01:41:13- Jerry. - Dennis.
01:41:16He's having a good game... So far. You bet he is.
01:41:19You're going to miss him next year.
01:41:22CUSH: Everyone's been very kind to me.
01:41:24I've been fortunate enough to slip right in.
01:41:26I've got a great team behind me, and I'm loving it. I'm loving life.
01:41:35(CHEERING, SHOUTING) That's my mo-fo!
01:41:39(EVERYONE GASPS) Uh-uh. Come here.
01:41:43Come here.
01:41:45Why don't you be the first man in your family not to use that word?
01:41:48And then we'll let you live. Now go kiss daddy.
01:41:56(FRIENDS CHEERING) Come on, now.
01:41:58MARCEE: Come on, Rod!
01:42:03I saw you limping after the first quarter. What happened?
01:42:06Yeah, I dropped my... (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
01:42:09(CLEARS THROAT) Tried to make it on the ice. It was cold.
01:42:12It was kind of slick. Twisted my ankle. REPORTER: Thanks.
01:42:16Okay. That went well. Anybody else here worth talking to?
01:42:20REPORTER: No. All right. Let's get outta here.
01:42:25How's your head? Bubblicious.
01:42:27Can you sign this? How are you?
01:42:30Hey, Rod. How're you doin', man? Hey.
01:42:32Hangin' in there. Good game. Tough one out there.
01:42:37(SIGHS) Quarterback sucks, man.
01:42:39Thanks, man. Gonna get me killed.
01:42:42Throwing high and across the middle. I'm worried.
01:42:46I'm worried the only reason I'm getting my brains blown loose...
01:42:49is' cause you weren't asshole enough to get
01:42:51me my ten million three fuckin' months ago.
01:42:56Take care of yourself on that field, you hear?
01:42:58You're my entire client roster.
01:43:00Don't I know this. Now, go home to your wife.
01:43:04What's that supposed to mean?
01:43:06What are you doing here? You could've told me this shit over the phone.
01:43:10How about dedication for an answer? Personal attention?
01:43:12You don't want to go home, do you? What are you saying?
01:43:16I'm just trying to talk to you. How's your marriage?
01:43:20You know, the husband and wife thing? How is that?
01:43:31Not everyone has what you have.
01:43:34Then why did you get married?
01:43:37I'm just asking as a friend. You want an answer?
01:43:41Loyalty. She was loyal.
01:43:50I mean, you know, everything...
01:43:52Grew from there.
01:43:54It just... Grew from there.
01:44:00That's an answer.
01:44:03That's the answer. (LAUGHING)
01:44:05It's not sexy. Shit.
01:44:08That's an answer. Tell him what he's won, Bob!
01:44:11A beautiful marriage! (LAUGHING)
01:44:15Shit! Well.
01:44:18I'm happy to entertain you, as always, Rod.
01:44:25I have a question for you, Rod.
01:44:27Are we really friends? Why not?
01:44:30Because friends can tell each other anything,
01:44:33If we have our "friends hats" on, right? I think so.
01:44:37All right. I'll tell you why you don't have your ten million dollars yet.
01:44:41Right now, you are a paycheck player.
01:44:44You play with your head, not your heart.
01:44:47In your personal life, heart.
01:44:48But when you get on the field, it's all about what you didn't get,
01:44:52Who's to blame, who under-threw the pass,
01:44:55Who's got the contract you don't, who's not giving you your love.
01:44:58You know what? That is not what inspires people.
01:45:02That is not what inspires people.
01:45:05Just shut up. Play the game. Play it from your heart.
01:45:08And you know what? I will show you the kwan.
01:45:11And that's the truth, man. That's the truth.
01:45:14Can you handle it? It's just a question between friends.
01:45:17(IMITATING ROD'S VOICE) You know?
01:45:20And when they call you shrimp, I'm the one who defends you!
01:45:24- I don't want to be friends no more. - Fine.
01:45:28And quit using that word "kwan." that's my word!
01:45:30I'll see you in L.A. No heart.
01:45:33No heart? I'm all heart, motherfucker!
01:46:14MAN: How many concussions has he had?
01:46:17But he keeps... I don't get no respect. This is bullshit.
01:46:20Know what I'm saying? I'm making miracles happen.
01:46:40(GRUNTS) You guys, I go to see this so-called black film the other day...
01:46:45Honey, no more salt. The biggest game of the season's coming up.
01:46:49I don't want you dehydrated for monday night football.
01:46:54(RAY LAUGHING) Anyway, 20 minutes of coming attractions.
01:46:58All black films, all violent.
01:47:00And I'm talking about brothers shooting brothers.
01:47:03I hate you going to the movies without me. Oh, baby. Mm.
01:47:08My pieces queen. Oh, baby.
01:47:10Mm. Mm.
01:47:12I hate seeing movies without you.
01:47:18I won't do it anymore. Okay?
01:47:20Okay. Okay. I promise.
01:47:25Another one. Mmm! Mmm!
01:47:28Chi-chi-bear. Mm!
01:47:30Baby! Baby!
01:47:32Oh, baby. Baby. Oh, baby. Oh! Baby!
01:47:36Now? Oh, baby, baby, baby! Baby now!
01:47:38Baby? DOROTHY: Ray, it's time to go!
01:47:42- Baby. Come on. - You got'em?
01:47:44Hey, you take visa? Take it! (CREDIT CARD HITS TABLE)
01:47:49What were you thinking tonight, watching them go through...
01:47:53The entire human emotional experience?
01:47:56I was thinking, "I hope he doesn't get injured."
01:48:01I felt responsible.
01:48:05Sometimes I can't tell at all what's going on in that head of yours.
01:48:15And I really don't know your noises yet.
01:48:19Well, when you wonder, ask me.
01:48:22Okay, I will.
01:48:26I thought I just did. (CHUCKLES)
01:48:32(SIGHS) Why do you love me? Why do you love me?
01:48:38Can I come in and watch TV?
01:48:40In a minute, sweetheart. Just for a few minutes.
01:49:02Hang in there, okay? He's not going anywhere.
01:49:05I know. Could we talk about something else?
01:49:10I don't think so. I'm incapable of small talk.
01:49:13(CHUCKLES) But that's why you love me, right?
01:49:28I want you to know I'm about personal attention.
01:49:32This is my life. I'm available to you 24 hours a day.
01:49:35I'm in my office. Call me anytime.
01:49:38I'll be in Phoenix tomorrow for monday night football. I can be in Indiana...
01:49:42By 11:30 tuesday morning.
01:49:44Just give me 20 minutes. I'm not asking for an answer now.
01:49:48Why don't you... I'll call you tomorrow.
01:49:51Just enjoy the rest of your day. Tell Douglas I said hello, would you, please?
01:49:54All right. Thank you. Same to you, Marilee. Bye-bye.
01:50:00Indiana, tuesday.
01:50:02I'll be there. (CHUCKLES)
01:50:08It's my fault.
01:50:13It's not fair to you, this whole thing.
01:50:21Here. Tell me.
01:50:25Let me help. I took advantage of you.
01:50:28The worst of it is that I'm not alone. I did this with a kid.
01:50:34I was just... On some wild ride...
01:50:37Where I thought that I was in love... Enough...
01:50:41For both of us.
01:50:45I pretended that proposal by the car was real,
01:50:48And it might've just been a hypothetical.
01:50:53I did this,
01:50:56And at least I can do something about it now.
01:51:00I'm not a guy who runs.
01:51:03I stick.
01:51:07Well, I don't need you to stick.
01:51:09What do you want? I don't know.
01:51:12My soul or something?
01:51:14Why not? I deserve that.
01:51:17What if I'm not built that way?
01:51:20I think we made a mistake.
01:51:23No, no. Listen. What if it's true? It's...
01:51:28Great at friendship, bad at intimacy.
01:51:31I mean, come on, it's the theme... of my bachelor film, for God's sake.
01:51:36I know. I watched it.
01:51:38I sort of... Know it by heart.
01:51:44I don't like to give up.
01:51:46Please, Jerry.
01:51:49My need to make the best of things...
01:51:52And your need to be responsible.
01:51:54If one of us doesn't say something about it now,
01:51:57We could lose ten years being polite.
01:52:03Let's just call this next road trip what it really is:
01:52:09A nice, long break.
01:52:19What about Ray?
01:52:25Well, you'll be friends.
01:52:29Friends? (WHISPERS) Friends.
01:52:35Of course you'll be friends.
01:52:37I'll take him to the zoo.
01:52:44So this break is a breakup. That's...
01:52:47Come on, Jerry. You know this isn't easy for me.
01:52:53On the surface everything looks fine.
01:52:56I've got this great guy,
01:53:00And he loves my kid,
01:53:05And he sure does like me a lot.
01:53:15And I can't live like that.
01:53:20(SNIFFLES) It's not how I'm built.
01:53:26♪ She's got a secret garden
01:53:30♪ Where everything you want
01:53:36♪ Where everything you need
01:53:42♪ will always stay
01:53:45♪ a million
01:53:48♪ miles away ♪♪
01:53:56If this is empty,
01:53:59This doesn't matter.
01:54:23It was just a mission statement.
01:54:41WOMAN: Put your arms out. Let's see.
01:54:44All right, let's see what you've got here.
01:54:58Hey, Rod, buddy, dude. I was wondering where you were. How's it going?
01:55:02Get outta here. Go.
01:55:07Where's your agent? I don't know.
01:55:10I know this is uncool to do this now, but you belong with the big boys.
01:55:15You belong with the big money. You're fuckin' Rod Tidwell. Hey! Hey!
01:55:18Get away from my guy. Hey, Jerry, I was just hailing you.
01:55:21Just go. Flee. (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
01:55:25This is a nice moment for you.
01:55:27I'm going to let you have it.
01:55:31Give me a call, Rod. Say hi to Marcee for me.
01:55:42Thanks for coming. I missed you.
01:55:47What can I say? You're all I've got. (SPECTATORS CHEERING)
01:55:54Hello again, everyone. Frank Gifford with Al Michaels and Dan Dierdorf.
01:55:57Welcome to Tempe, Arizona's sun devil stadium...
01:55:59Where the story tonight is the Cardinals.
01:56:02They are still alive for a play-off spot.
01:56:05The reason the Cardinals are alive is the outstanding play of Rod Tidwell.
01:56:09(ALL CHEERING) That's my daddy!
01:56:11Meanwhile, the Dallas Cowboys continue to roll.
01:56:13They know they're in the play-offs...
01:56:15And going in looking for a second consecutive super bowl.
01:56:17Who could've believed this? Here's the deal.
01:56:20If Arizona wins tonight and next week, amazingly the Cardinals...
01:56:24will make the play-offs for the first time in 21 years.
01:56:27Whoo! Better not mess up for monday night football.
01:56:32What'd I say? Everybody knows he gets nervous for nationally televised games.
01:56:37GIFFORD: The Cowboys continue their super bowl mission on monday night football,
01:56:40A Christmas edition.
01:56:48Hey, Shannon. Hi, Jerry. Good game.
01:56:51Yeah. Hey, great column this morning. Thanks.
01:57:00Fuck you, punk! (PLAYERS GRUNTING, GROANING)
01:57:08Boy, guys, it's a real bruiser out there tonight.
01:57:11MICHAELS: the cardinals just refuse to go quietly into the desert night,
01:57:16As their seemingly interminable season winds down.
01:57:18Come on, guys. I'm trying to be a little poetic here.
01:57:21DIERDORF: Wax on, Al. (GRUNTS)
01:57:24Ouch! Oh, a tough hit on Rod Tidwell.
01:57:27Nothing poetic about that. I would've taken it for the touchdown all the way.
01:57:32MICHAELS: That's his sixth catch of the night.
01:57:34Split to the right. Swenson looks that way, hits him.
01:57:37It's enough for a first down at the 19-yard line.
01:57:39DIERDORF: Another savage hit across the middle on Rod Tidwell.
01:57:43GIFFORD: He took some shot, didn't he?
01:57:46GIFFORD: They are working Tidwell. What does daddy always say?
01:57:49"It looks worse than it really is." That's right.
01:57:53TEE PEE: He ain't gonna have nothing left for next season.
01:57:56Will you be quiet? What'd I say?
01:57:58Less than two minutes to play. Dallas leading by three.
01:58:02Second down and one now at the Dallas 11-yard line.
01:58:06Hut! Swenson back to pass. A blitz! Down he goes.
01:58:10(CROWD BOOING) He's sacked for a six-yard loss.
01:58:13DIERDORF: Good move coming with the blitz, getting after swenson.
01:58:16GIFFORD: Swenson's limping back. He had too many men in that pattern.
01:58:18They did not have enough to pick up the blitz.
01:58:22Listen up. Shut up! (PLAYERS SHOUTING)
01:58:24Ninety Razor, x out, on one. Ready? (TOGETHER) Break!
01:58:28Okay, here we go. Here we go.
01:58:30GIFFORD: He had a chance to get rid of it, but he had to tuck it away.
01:58:33MICHAELS: From second and one, they've now gone to third and seven.
01:58:37In the waning moments of this game, Dallas 17, Arizona 14.
01:58:41- Set! - Come on, card...
01:58:43MICHAELS: Tidwell in motion, moving back to his left now.
01:58:47Play fake. Swenson protected well, lofts one to the end zone.
01:58:52Yeah! MICHAELS: Touchdown Cardinals!
01:58:54GIFFORD: What a great effort! Did you see him go up on that ball?
01:58:56DIERDORF: He held on to the football. He's still down on the ground.
01:59:00But Rod Tidwell, upside-down, hits the ground hard...
01:59:03And manages to maintain control of the football.
01:59:06GIFFORD: He's hurt too. Yeah.
01:59:08DIERDORF: He's not getting up.
01:59:11- Look at the faces of these Cardinal players. - Get up, baby.
01:59:15Elation turns into concern for their fallen teammate.
01:59:17MICHAELS: Cardinal trainer comes onto the field...
01:59:19As Tidwell makes his ninth catch of the night... Oh, my God.
01:59:22And gives Arizona the lead. Hey!
01:59:29GUARD: Hey, hey, hey, hey! (SHOUTS)
01:59:31CARDINAL TRAINER #1: Rod, can you hear me? tRAINER #2: Blink, baby.
01:59:34Come on, blink. Rod. ♪♪(TV: THEME MUSIC)
01:59:41TV ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to...
01:59:43Why are they going to a commercial? Tell me what's wrong with my husband.
01:59:46I told you he was too small for the NFL. Shut up!
01:59:50I got a commitment to the truth. I'm not putting him down. I'm keeping it real.
01:59:53Tee Pee, shut up! (PHONE RINGING)
01:59:55Can't you be loyal to your brother that loves you?
01:59:58Get the hell outta my house. Get out of my house!
02:00:00Get out of my house, Tee Pee! Hello? Hold on. It's Jerry Maguire!
02:00:09Jerry? Oh, my God, Jerry, I am freaking out.
02:00:12Marcee, he's unconscious.
02:00:14Jerry, Jerry... I know. Just stay calm. Keep the phone lines open.
02:00:19I will call you back. There's good doctors on the field. Stay calm.
02:00:23You have to tell me something. I cannot stay calm. I am freaking here.
02:00:27Please. You gotta stay calm. Your family needs you to stay calm.
02:00:31(MARCEE SOBS) I know,
02:00:33But my whole life is this family,
02:00:36And it does not work without him!
02:00:40DIERDORF: As we look at it from another angle...
02:00:43(DIERDORF CONTINUES) MARCEE: Jerry, I am so sorry...
02:00:46Everything that I said about your job.
02:00:49Just do whatever you can to get Rod to me, please.
02:00:53Just do whatever you can.
02:00:55Please, Jerry.
02:00:57(MARCEE SOBBING) GIFFORD: At a time like this,
02:01:00You just hope his family is not watching this.
02:01:03Check his neck. It could be his neck. It could be his back.
02:01:11Blink, baby! Come on, wake up!
02:01:16FEMALE FAN: We love you, Rod!
02:01:23(LOUD CLAP)
02:01:27TRAINER #2: Rod! Rod, can you hear me?
02:01:30Can you hear me?
02:01:32Do you know where you are, Rod?
02:01:36The trainer is still trying to revive Rod Tidwell.
02:01:39You'd love to see some movement.
02:01:42MAN: Let's get him off the field. Get the gurney.
02:01:45No. No, no. Get the gurney. Let's get him off the field.
02:01:48No, wait, wait. Just let me enjoy this for a minute.
02:01:53DIERDORF: You're looking for any movement out of Rod Tidwell.
02:01:56Is that his head coming up I see?
02:01:58GIFFORD: He's going to try to get up.
02:02:01And he is getting up!
02:02:12Oh, my God! Look at him. Mommy, he's okay!
02:02:17MARCEE: Oh, my God! Help me.
02:02:19MICHAELS: Everybody's standing at sun devil stadium. Help me.
02:02:22He's up on his feet, and the crowd loves it. (CROWD CHEERING)
02:02:44(HORN BLOWS)
02:02:53Here's a guy who most of the season has been very
02:02:56truculent with the media, has been standoffish. Whoo!
02:03:05(FRIENDS LAUGHING) Whoo! Whoo!
02:03:14(DIERDORF CHUCKLING) Rod, we're happy for you, buddy.
02:03:16GIFFORD: He's gonna get a flag on this, but who cares?
02:03:20♪♪ (HORN)
02:03:30ROD: You know!
02:03:33You know!
02:03:35Congratulations, Jerry. Thank you. Hell of a game.
02:03:39Congratulations. Thanks.
02:03:44Jerry. Jerry! Maguire!
02:03:52I know. I know.
02:03:58(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) It's Tidwell!
02:04:09Hey, Tidwell! Can you believe you're in the play-offs?
02:04:12ROD: Jerry. Where's Jerry?
02:04:18WOMAN: Hey, Rod!
02:04:20WOMAN: Over here, Rod!
02:04:34(SOBBING) We did it.
02:04:38You did it. (LAUGHING)
02:04:42Why don't we have that kind of relationship?
02:04:54Is that your porty or mine? (RINGING CONTINUES)
02:04:58(BEEPS) Dorothy?
02:05:02Marcee. No, no, no. He's right here.
02:05:06Marcee. She couldn't get through on your phone. Marcee.
02:05:12We did it.
02:05:14I love you! I love you so much, baby!
02:05:17Oh! (SOBS) Yeah!
02:05:20I love you!
02:05:23(SOBS) Whoo!
02:05:27(LAUGHS) I love you, Tyson!
02:05:30I love you, baby! How's the baby? How's Kaydee?
02:05:33(SOBBING, LAUGHING) oh, I love you so much.
02:05:39No, I'm okay. You know there ain't nothin' gonna happen to me.
02:05:50I think the problem is...
02:05:52Alice, you were saying earlier, something about the biorhythms or...
02:05:58I was saying that the neural pathways are set.
02:06:01That's why it's hard for people to change, why behavior doesn't change often.
02:06:07- Rochelle, what's wrong? - I'm sorry.
02:06:10These stupid holidays are making me feel more divorced, you know?
02:06:15Absolutely! I mean, with the songs and the constant chocolate-eating...
02:06:35You know what? I have a confession to make.
02:06:38I've listened to you all tell a thousand sob stories,
02:06:42(WOMEN MURMURING) And, well, I've been very judgmental.
02:06:46Maybe you're all correct, you know. Men are the enemy.
02:06:50Thank you. No, they're not the enemy.
02:06:52But... but... but I still love the enemy.
02:06:57Well, there you go contradicting yourself.
02:06:59She doesn't even make sense. (ALL CHATTERING)
02:07:03I mean, I've had it up to here!
02:07:05The men I know are the enemy.
02:07:08I'm not gonna say the entire group of...
02:07:11Hello. Hello. (ARGUING QUIETS)
02:07:15I'm looking for my wife.
02:07:30Wait. Okay.
02:07:40If this is where it has to happen,
02:07:43Then this... Is where it has to happen.
02:07:47I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that?
02:07:57This used to be my specialty.
02:07:59I was good in the living room. They send me in there, and... I'd do it alone.
02:08:04And now, I just...
02:08:12(WHISPERS) I don't know. (SIGHS)
02:08:19But tonight,
02:08:22Our little project, our company,
02:08:26Had a very big night.
02:08:29A very, very big night.
02:08:35But it wasn't complete.
02:08:40It wasn't nearly close...
02:08:42To being in the same vicinity as complete,
02:08:46because I couldn't share it with you.
02:08:50I couldn't hear your voice...
02:08:54or laugh about it with you.
02:08:59I miss my... I miss my wife.
02:09:19We live in a cynical world, a cynical... world,
02:09:24And we work in a business of tough competitors.
02:09:39I love you.
02:09:44Complete me.
02:09:47I'm not just... Shut up.
02:09:51Just shut up.
02:09:53You had me at "hello."
02:09:56(SOBS) You had me at "hello."
02:10:08WOMEN: Aw.
02:10:11This is the best talking group I've been in. (WOMEN CHATTERING)
02:10:14Your father leaves home on Christmas eve,
02:10:17Leaves your family all alone;
02:10:19Had a mother who had to sweep out the steps at a prison...
02:10:22To earn enough money for tuition for you.
02:10:25Your brother loses a leg in a bass fishing accident.
02:10:27There's been a horrific list of things that have happened to you.
02:10:32I'm not gonna cry, Roy.
02:10:34Actually, we have some good news for you. This has just been handed to me.
02:10:37A memo, it's signed. It's a contract guarantee:
02:10:41"Arizona Cardinals, four years,
02:10:43$11.2 million."
02:10:46You're going to get to play in Arizona, where it all started.
02:10:50What do you think of that?
02:10:56(WHISPERS) Oh, my God.
02:11:04(LAUGHS) Whoo!
02:11:08(LAUGHING) Whoo!
02:11:11I love everybody! (SOBBING)
02:11:13I love my wife! Whoo, Marcee!
02:11:16Baby, I love you. I love my kids...
02:11:18Tyson, my baby... my new baby Kaydee...
02:11:21My older brother who's got one leg but he's still doing it,
02:11:24And my younger brother Tee Pee.
02:11:26You're militant, but I ain't mad at you. I got nothing but love for you!
02:11:30I love my teammates. I'm leaving somebody out here, Roy.
02:11:34We only have a half-hour.
02:11:36I wanna send some beautiful love out to my offensive line... Jerry.
02:11:40Hey. Nice to see you. Congratulations. Thank you.
02:11:42Good for you. Thank you. How are you, Lee?
02:11:45Jerry, how're you doin'? Remember Troy from the super bowl party?
02:11:48I sure do. We met in'93. Hi, Jerry.
02:11:51I enjoyed your memo. Thank you. Thank you.
02:11:53You're a little slow, but you come around!
02:11:56We're almost out of time... wait, w-w-wait!
02:11:58I'm forgetting somebody.
02:12:02Jerry Maguire,
02:12:05My agent.
02:12:10You are my ambassador of kwan, man.
02:12:13Rod, thank you so much. (ROD SOBBING)
02:12:16Congratulations. We'll be right back. (SOBBING, MUTTERING)
02:12:19RAY: Whoo!
02:12:22How'd you like the zoo, buddy? Swing!
02:12:25It was great!
02:12:27One, two, three, swing! MAN: Yeah!
02:12:32BOYS: Hey, kid, throw the ball!
02:12:35Come on! Come on! (ALL SHOUTING)
02:12:37Throw the ball! Throw the ball!
02:12:44BOYS: Good throw, man! Nice throw! Yeah.
02:12:49Did you see?
02:12:52Oh, no. (CHUCKLING) Let's go.
02:12:54JERRY: What? What? DOROTHY: Nothing.
02:12:57I'm not saying we're going to throw him in the major leagues tomorrow. That's right.
02:13:01But if he's got natural talent, you're lucky you know me,
02:13:04Because I know the right people that will help develop his talent. (LAUGHING)
02:13:07♪ When blackness was a virtue and the road was full of mud
02:13:11♪ I'd come in from the wilderness a creature void of form
02:13:15♪ Come in, she said I'll give you shelter from the storm
02:13:20Hey, I don't have all the answers.
02:13:23In life, to be honest, I've failed as much as I've succeeded.
02:13:29But I love my wife, I love my life,
02:13:33And I wish you my kind of success.
02:13:36♪ If I pass this way again you can rest assured
02:13:41♪ I'll always do my best for he on that I give my word
02:13:45♪ In a world of steel-eyed death
02:13:46♪ And men who are fighting to be warm
02:13:49♪ Come in, she said I'll give ya
02:13:51♪ Shelter from the storm
02:13:58♪ Not a word was spoke between us
02:14:00♪ There was no risk involved
02:14:03♪ Nothing up to that point had even been resolved
02:14:07♪ Try imagining a place where it's always safe and warm
02:14:11♪ Come in, she said I'll give ya
02:14:13♪ Shelter from the storm
02:14:23♪ I was burned out from exhaustion
02:14:26♪ Buried in the hail
02:14:28♪ Poisoned in the bushes and blown out on the trail
02:14:33♪ Hunted like a crocodile
02:14:35♪ Ravaged in the corn
02:14:37♪ Come in, she said I'll give ya
02:14:39♪ Shelter from the storm
02:14:49♪ Suddenly I turned around
02:14:51♪ And she was standing there
02:14:53♪ With silver bracelets on her wrists and flowers in her hair
02:14:57♪ She walked up to me so gracefully
02:15:00♪ And took my crown of thorns
02:15:02♪ Come in, she said I'll give ya
02:15:04♪ Shelter from the storm ♪♪
02:17:39♪ I know the language of your laugh
02:17:44♪ Tripping over circumstance
02:17:50♪ I know the story of your walk
02:17:55♪ I taste the sugar and the salt
02:18:00♪ A taste to savor your little ways
02:18:07♪ The colors that you choose
02:18:12♪ To paint your day ♪♪

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